(zooms oergtfdgsdzfgsdzf gdfs gdsfg n dislikes)
(fades)
No...
... no...
... it's not enough!
(zoooooooom in the face for no reasons)
(zoom on the dislikes there is a reason this time)
YouTube!
You promise me power! (lol )
You said...
... if I get a lotta dislikes...
... I will get more views! ( greedy pewds)
I will become more powerful...
... than ever!
Yes, yes of course! I'm still the most powerful Youtuber on the planet...
(whispers) ...I don't think you understand.
I need more...
I don't think you understand...
... the excessive greed of a Youtuber.
I know you're holding out on me Youtube...
... tell me what else secrets do you have...
... that can effect the algorithm!
I did the likes....
... I did the dislikes...
... of course I'm gonna milk this fucking shit!
What else you got Youtube?
YouTube: "Do you not see...
... my apprentice...
... you are missing the third part...
... the comments!"
Comments...
(smack)
(laughs with a bit of cough)
(darkness)
(shirtless) (screams) What's fucking good?!
(screams) One million comments!
(screams) Can we fucking do it?!
(laugh)
(smack)
(screams) Can this video get...
(double dab) (screams) ... one million comments?!
(screams) One million comments!
(screams) One mill!
(screams) One million comments...
(screams) ... can we smash it?!
(double dab) (falls) Aah!
(fall noise)
(screams) (video zooms in)
(screams) (Naruto) One million comments!
(thud)
(Himouto! Umaru-Chan Opening Song) ♫ Hora Genkan kuguttara henshin da, s-- ♫
(scream) One million comments...
(screams) ... or I'll fuck this plant!
(vacuum)
(screams) One million com...
(air being sucked in)
(screams) One million comme--
(depressed) One million comments...
(depressed) ... can we smash it, everybody?
(inhales)
...Let's smash one million comments...
...on this video.
(screams) One...
(close and opens door)
(screams) ... million...
(close and opens door)
(screams) ... comments!
(laughs)
(dares) If we get one million comments...
... I will delete my channel. (liar face)
Dick pics at one million comments...
... 2017!
Hashtag...
... let's trend it...
WORLDWIDE.
Vodka.
(drinks vodka)
(drinks vodka) (spills it)
(inhales)
Aaaah...
... ha ha ha!
(dares) One million comments...
...and I'll kill myself for views.
Can this video get...
... one million?
One million comments!
(talks to stranger) One million...
(looks at camera) ... comments.
One million comments...
Did you comment yet?
(asks a stranger) Have you left a comment?
(Music cuts back in)
(scream) (moan)
(scream) Woah!
(Himouto! Umaru-Chan Opening) ♫ Genkan kuguttara henshin da ♫
♫ saa guutara shiyou ♫ (oooh, yay)
♫ itsudatte "kuu! neru asobu" no san-ren conbo ♫
♫ zutto, zutt- ♫
(screams) One million...
(screams)
(screams) (zooms in)
(screams) (zooms in) (accident)
(screams of panicking) (accident)
(screams) One million!
(zooms in)
(Naruto) (fastest run ever)
(dramatic music) (runs) (Naruto)
(screams) One million...
(exhausts)
(exhausted scream) One million com...
(screams) Open your eyes...
One million!
(dramatic music) (lays down) (scream of exhaustion)
*dramatic music*
*laughs* *dramatic music*
(Cameraman) Umm...
... what...
... what should people...
... actually comment?
Hey, I got an idea...
... why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?
Kids love that shit...
... they comment like crazy...
(laugh with a bit of cough)
... fucking morons!
(Himouto! Umaru-Chan Opening)
♫ U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA janai yo umaru! ♫ x 2
♫ itsudatte zenshin zenrei asobi taose! motto motto ♫