*Classic Nokia Ringtone*
It's me...
Mr. PewDiePie.
It's Google.
Google...
Google... You called at last.
Now tell me...
Tell me about the secret algorithm.
You promised,
once I hit 50 million,
you would tell me everything...
I need more power!
I'm running low...
JackSepticEye is catching up!
I'm falling behind,
Google...
What, d'you want Lily Sings on top?
That's right, I know you don't...
Now that you've finally made it to 50 million subs,
you have access to a super secret
higher level of Youtube Heroes
Youtube Super Saiyan God Level Hero
Youtube Super Saiyan God Level Hero?
What is the key information?
Listen closely to this information-
Okay...
The likes, they don't do anything
It's a dead button
It's been a dead button, all along...
*intense music*
No...
Ugh...!
*desperate inhalations*
The dislikes...
What about the dislikes?
Don't you see? That's the key
The more dislikes, the more POWER
How do you think so many shit channels can rise to the top-
Ghostbusters...
Rebecca Black...
JustinBieberVEVO...
Call of Duty...
So you're telling me, if I get more dislikes...
You will become more powerful than you could ever imagine-
*Intense camera looking*
It will be done...
*More INTENSE*
*MORE POWER*
*R.I.P. phone*
YO, WHAT'S FFFFFFUCKING GOOD!!!!!
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!!!
CAN WE SMASH IT?!
*fart noise*
One million dislikes, or I'll drown myself!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*proceeds Swedish mating call*
*nevermind*
FUUUUUUUCK!!!
*tries to open the window*
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!?!?!
[R.I.P. Headphone users]
One million dislikes...
or the Romanian dies.
Maya, ur so cu-
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!!!
AAAH! *Cancer Pose™*
*gargling sound*
AAAAAHH.
AAAH FU-
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!
Can we get one million dislikes!
Please...?
ONE MILLION!
*carrousel song*
We strike at dawn!
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!
ONE MILLION DI-
No!
No
No ho hou-
*awkward silence, carrousel music still going*
ONE-
*carrousel music continues*
*nailed it*
*Brought to you by The Topless Men Epic Fail Inc.*
ONE MILLION DISLIKES!!
ONE MIL-
CAN WE GET-
ONE MILLION
[Well, this is awkward...]
ONE MILLIOOOOON!
ONE MILLIOOON-
DISLIKES!
Can we get one million dislikes?!
Dislikes!
She likes likes.
Bet she likes Leafy too.
ONE MILLION!!
*sad music*
Don't look at me...
*cries in Swedish*
*wat*
ONE MILLION DISLIKES
Poor Pewds :(
Alright, so apparently,
likes doesn't mean shit.
We've been liking videos for nothing.
Fantastic... Now it's all about watchtime,
and making you keep watching more videos.
No one really knows what's going on on YouTube anymore.
Everyone's just... testing out different things
Begging for likes- OH THAT GUY GOT A LOT OF VIEWS
I, I jus- I must beg for likes as well
Well apparently, likes doesn't even do ANYTHING
Except dislikes - don't forget to dislike
What YT wants is watchtime, and that you watch more videos
That's all they really care about so
Speaking of which-why don't you check out this video?
This is a really great one,
that I think you'll really enjoy watching
'cause it's very-it's practically the same video as this one
Oh my god...
I'm getting too old for this shit.
Don't forget to dislike the video.
*regrets life*