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*tumunog ang telepono* (NOKIA!)

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Ako ito...

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Ginoong Pewdiepie

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Google ito

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Google...

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Google, tumawag ka rin

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Ngayon, sabihin mo sa akin

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Sabihin mo sa akin ang tungkol sa lihim na "algorithm"

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Nangako ka...

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Kapag nalampas ko na ang 50 milyon...

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Sasabihin mo sa akin ang lahat...

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KAILANGAN KO PA NG KAPANGYARIHAN!

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Bumabagal na ang takbo ko :(

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Humahabol si Jacksepticeye!

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Nalalampas na niya ako...

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Google,

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Anong gusto mo? Si Lily Sings ang nasa itaas?

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Tama, alam kong hindi mo gusto

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Ngayong nalampasan mo na ang 50 milyong mga sub,

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May kakayahan ka nang makapasok sa isang napakanililihim,

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Mataas na antas ng mga "YouTube Hero" (Mga Bayani ng YouTube amp*ta)

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"YouTube Super Saiyan antas diyos na bayani"

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YouTube Super Saiyan antas diyos na bayani (Oooh maganda 'to)

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Ano ang pangunahing impormasyon?

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Makinig kang mabuti sa impormasyong ito

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Sige

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Ang mga like, wala silang nagagawa

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Patay na pindutan iyon

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Matagal na 'yong patay na pindutan (Hala totoo kaya ito?)

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*tumitindi ang musika*

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HINDI!

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URGH

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*nahihingal*

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Ang mga dislike... (Hindi paggusto)

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*saglit na katahimikan*

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Ano naman ang mga dislike?

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'Di mo ba nakikita? 'Yun ang susi!

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Mas maraming dislike, dagdag ang KAPANGYARIHAN

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Naisip mo bang napakaraming mga walang kwentang tsanel ay kayang umangat?

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Ghostbusters

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Rebecca Black

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JustinBieberVEVO (ang pinakahigit sa lahat)

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Call of Duty

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Sinasabi mo ba na kung makakuha ako ng maraming dislike...

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Mas magiging makapangyarihan ka kaysa sa iniisip mo

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MAGAGAWA RIN ITO

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*binagsak ang mamahaling telepono*

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AY YO ANONG... (FFFFF)

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MERONG MAGANDA?

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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MAARI NIYO BANG DURUGIN 'YON? *umutot*

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE, o magpapalunod ako

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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T*NGINA!!!

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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*TUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT*

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE

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O MAMAMATAY SIYA

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE! UGH!

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*binuksan ang bote*

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*at uminom*

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*glubglubglubglub*

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AAAAHHH

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UGH! (Aray ang sakit nun!)

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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MAARI BA NATING MAABOT ANG ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE?

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Maari ba?

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ISANG MILYON!

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*musikang pambata*

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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ISANG MILYONG DI...

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Hindi!

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Hindi!

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Hindi! (ho hou)

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*katahimikan, patuloy pa ring maririnig ang musikang pambata*

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ISANG...

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*bumagsak*

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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ISANG MIL...

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Maari bang...

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Isang milyon

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ISANG MILYON!

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Maari ba nating maabot ang isang milyong dislike?

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Mga dislike!

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**

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Gusto niya mga like

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Baka gusto rin niya si Leafy (LeafyIsHere)

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ISANG MILYON!

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*malungkot na musika*

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Huwag kang tumingin sa akin!

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*umiiyak*

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*tumingin ang isang lalaki*

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ISANG MILYONG DISLIKE!

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Ayos, gayunman tila...

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Ang mga like ay hindi nangangahulugang maganda

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Nagla-like tayo ng mga bidyo para sa wala

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Magaling. Lahat na 'yon ngayon ay tungkol sa panonood

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At papanoorin ka pa ng maraming bidyo

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Wala na talagang nakakaalam kung anong nangyayari ngayon sa YouTube

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Marami lang nagsusuri ng iba pang mga bagay

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Humihingi ng like, "O 'yung lalaking 'yon ay may maraming mga panonood!"

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Dapat na rin akong humingi ng like

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Gayunman, ang mga like ay tila ni wala naman nagagawa

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Maliban sa mga dislike, huwag niyong kalimutang mag-dislike

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Ang gusto ng YouTube ay panonood, at manood ka pa ng mga bidyo

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'Yun lang talaga gusto nila

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Bakit 'di mo kaya panoorin itong bidyo?

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Maganda talaga ang isang 'to,

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Na sa tingin ko'y masisiyahan ka sa panonood

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Dahil ito'y isang parehong bidyo tulad nito *tumawa*

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Tumatanda na ako sa mga ganito

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Huwag kalimutang i-dislike ang bidyong ito *tumawa*