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*STARI ZVUK NOKIE*

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Ja sam.

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-Gospodine Pewdiepie,

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ovdje Google.

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Google.....

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Google....konačno me zoveš

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Sad mi reci.

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reci mi o tajnom algoritmu.

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Obećali ste

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kad dobijem 50 milijuna pretplatnika

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reći ćete mi sve....

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Trebam više moći!

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Ostajem bez snage.

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Jacksepticeye mi se približava.

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Zaostajem.

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GOOGLE.

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Što želite, Lily Sings na vrhu?

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Naravno da ne, znam da ne želite.

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-Sada kad si napokon skupio 50 milijuna pretplatnika

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imaš pristup velikoj tajni

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veće razine Youtube heroja.

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Youtube Super Saiyan božanski nivo heroj

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Youtube Super Saiyan božanski novu heroj.

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Koja je ključna informacija?

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-Slušaj pažljivo ovu informaciju.

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U redu.

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Lajkovi, oni su beznačajni.

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To je mrtva tipka.

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Bila je mrtva tipka cijelo vrijeme.

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*intenzivna glazba*

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...NE *čudni zvukovi*

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Urgh

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*očajavajuče disanje*

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Dislajkovi ?

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...

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Što je s dislajkovima?

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-Zar ne vidiš? To je ključ.

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Više dislajkova, više moći.

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Što misliš kako toliko mnogo usranih kanala stigne na vrh?

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Istjerivači duhova,

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REBBECA BLACK

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JustinBieberVEVO

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CALL OF DUTY

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Dakle kažete ako dobijem više dislajkova-

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-Postat ćeš moćniji nego što možeš zamisliti.

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ODRADIT ĆU TO !

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Au

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HEJ ŠTO JE J*BENO DOBRO?

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JEDAN MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA!

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Možemo li to?! *prdež*

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Milijun dislajkova ili ću se utopiti!

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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JEEEEEEEBOTE

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Jedan milijun dislajkova?!

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MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA

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Ili Rumunj umire!

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Milijun dislajkova!! AAAH!

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*nemoj molim te*

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*ne sluša me*

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*zvuci gušenja u  piću*

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aaaaah

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AAAAAH

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MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA!

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MOŽEMO LI STIĆI MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA!?

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....molim vas..

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MILIJUN

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*zvuk ringlšpila*

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Krećemo u zoru.

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MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA

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MILIJUN DI

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Ne (1)

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Ne (2)

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Nee ou ou (3)

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*čudna tišina , zvuci ringlšpila*

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JEDAN

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Počivao u miru robobitch 2016-2016

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MILIJUN DISLAJKOVA

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JEDAN MILI..

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MOŽEMO LI ?

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MILIJUN

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JEDAN MILIJUN

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Možemo skupit milijun dislajkova ?i

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Da , dislajkova!

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*smijanje*

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Ona voli lajkove.

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Kladim se da voli i leafy-a (dobila je svoje)

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MILIJUN !!!!

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*tuža glazba*

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Ne gledajte me.

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*plače*

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Bok..

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Milijun dislajkova!

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Dakle, izgleda

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da su lajkovi sranje.

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Lajkali smo videozapise bezveze

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Fantastično , sad je samo vrijeme gledanja bitno

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te što više gledate bolje za njih.

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Nitko zapravo ne zna što se događa s YouTube-om

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Svi samo... testiraju nešto.

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Moljakaju za lajkove.

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I ja moram moliti za lajkove.

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Tako da, lajkovi ne znače ništa,

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osim dislajkova, ne zaboravite da dislajkajte.

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YouTube  želi prosjek gledanja videa

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samo do toga im je stalo

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govoreći o kojem zašto ne bi pogledali ovaj video.

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Ovaj je odličan.

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Mislim da ćete uživati gledajući ga

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Zato sto je poprilično isti video kao i ovaj.

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Postajem prestar za ovo sranje.

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Nemojte zaboraviti da laj-- odnosno dislajkate video.