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*諾基亞經典鈴聲 *

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係我

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pewdiepie先生 ...

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係Google

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Google

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Google.....你終於打來...

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現在告訴我

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告訴我那個秘密算法

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你應承

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當我逹到5千萬 ......

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你會告訴我所有事

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我需要更多力量

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我在走下坡

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Jacksepticeye追緊上黎

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我在落後

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Google

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你想要咩？你想Lily Singhy上位

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沒錯  我知你唔想

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現在你終於有5千萬訂閱

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您可以得到一個超級秘密

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更高別的Youtube英雄

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Youtube超級撒亞人神級英雄

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Youtube超級撒亞人神級英雄

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關鍵資訊係咩

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仔細聆聽以下資訊

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Okay

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那些讚 - 他們沒有任何作用

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這是一個假的按鈕

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這是一個假的按鈕......一直以來

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... 不 *怪異的噪音*

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啊

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那些dislike

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...

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關Dislike咩事

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你冇發現咩？這就是關鍵

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越多dislike 越多力量

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你覺得點解咁多垃圾頻道可以上位

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魔鬼剋星

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Rebbeca Black

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JustinBieverVEVO

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Call of Duty

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你在告訴我 如果我有越多dislike

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你將會得到更多你意想不到的力量

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這會完成的

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WHAT

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Fucking Good

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一百萬dislike

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我們可以粉碎它

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一百萬dislike 或者 我淹死自己

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一百萬dislike?!

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一百萬dislike

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或者羅馬尼亞人淹死

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我可以得到一百萬dislike?

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唔該

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一百萬dislike

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我們可以得到一百萬dislike?

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唔該

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一百萬

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一百萬dislike?

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一百萬

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不

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不

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不

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一

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一百萬dislike

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一百

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我們可以得？

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一百萬?

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一百萬~

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我們可以得到一百萬dislike?

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yas dislikes

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佢中意讚

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賭佢中意多葉

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一百萬

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唔好望住我

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一百萬dislike

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好明顯

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Like並冇用

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我們一直like影片都冇用

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太讚了 現在最重要是觀看時間

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和令你繼續看更多影片

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冇人知道youtube發生咩事

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大家都只是...指出奇怪的事

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乞求like oh這條友有幾多views

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我一定都要乞求likes

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好明顯 like並冇用

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除左dislike 唔好忘記dislike

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Youtube只想要觀看時間和看更多影片

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這是他們真正關心的

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講到依到 點解你唔睇下這部影片

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這個真的好好

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我覺得你們會仲意睇

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因為這個根本和這部影片一樣

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我開始老 唔啱做依啲野

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唔好忘記like 我意思是dislike這部影片