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*calling YouTube*

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YouTube, Listen up

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YT: What Do you want, poopoopie ?

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PewDieDoodle: You know goddamn well what i want

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i thought we had a deal

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YT: We made good on the deal, poopoopies. why do you call us again?

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pewds: okay, i'm calling you because i need more... VIEWS (no you don't)

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YT: but you can't have any more views

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you've exhausted the likes, the dislikes and the comments

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pewds: There's always...... a way to milk it..

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YT: You've made over ten thousand of these videos by now, you can't possibly make another one

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pewds: i'll find a way, You SON OF A BITCH

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i'll find a wayyyyy

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You'll never do it poopoopie, your soul is *stops call*

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*screaming* CAN WE GET SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES.. ON THIS VIDEOOO?!??!!??!

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fuck you

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Brad: ahhh That actually got me in the dick

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*Funny Screams*

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CAN WE GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES *dabs* AS DISLIKES!?!?!

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rest in piece pewds

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES *throws pillows like a mad man*

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same amount of likes as disli *breaks into laughter* *punch sound effects*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKESSS!!!!!

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*wait hold up*

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Do people even know what this video's about?

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Do people understand same amount of likes?

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Same amount.. you get same amount of likes as dislikes

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so like 500 likes and 500 dislikes. so can we get that on the video?

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how do we get them to understand that?

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*using megaspeaker* SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES, AS, DISLIKES? CAN WE DO IT?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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there's a freakin' woman there *laughs* *woman waves*

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Break the Gamer Rules and I'll pull out my Glock
 
Try to resist and you'll spend the rest of your days behind bedrock
 
- The Gamer Police

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*NARUTO* MORE SIRENS

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some parkour for you

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Brad: STFU

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CAN WE GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES BOI

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*beep noises*

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you get the idea

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*epic music plays*

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*Na-NI-ruto*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES *inhales*

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*exhales and shakes his voice box and tongue to produce the sound* AS DISLYKES

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SAME AMOUNT AS LYKES

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AS DISLYKES

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CAN WE DO IT?!

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(no)

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KAKIRI BASHIIIII

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*world explodes*

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same amount of lyks as dislyks

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dislikes.. eh, dislikes

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*music plays*

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*fails*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LYKES AS DISLYKES, CAN WE SMASH IT?

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same amount of lyks as dislyks?

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*beep beep*

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*music continues playing*

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CAN WE GET SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES?!

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*Falls* rest in piece pewpiedie

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ah. ah ahhh

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same amount of lyks as dislyks

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*grunt noises* impossible, you have defeated me

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Same amount of likes!

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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Same amount of likes..!

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same amount-ugh

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES...!

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same ):

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amount of lyks...

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*sad muSIC*

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Humility is not thinking less of yourself itsthinking of yourself less

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*breaths*

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Brad: theres no way you could do another one of these

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pewds: i'll think of something

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Brad: theres no way! You cannot-

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pewds: I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING GODDAMIT!

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pewds: URRRRRR!!!