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Kamusta, mga bros?

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Ngayon na tinanggal ko na ang aking tsanel

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Tingnan natin ang ilan sa mga "top creators" ng sayt ngayon

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Upang makahabol ako

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Kailangan kong matuto

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Kung paano nila gawin iyon

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Paano sila nakakapasok sa "suggestion bar?"

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Kailangan kong panoorin

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At pag-aralan nang mabuti

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Upang malaman ko

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Nais kong makakuha ng 100 libong like sa bidyong ito

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Alam kong imposibleng mangyari

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Kaya pindutin na ang like button, durugin na 'yang like button!

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Kapitan Amerika: Durugin!

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Hulk: Huuh...

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GIBAIN NA 'YANG-

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*tunog ng pagkadurog*

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*tawa ng demonyo*

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Bago natin simulan ang bidyo

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Kapag naabot natin ang 15,000 likes

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Sa bidyong ito, nakakamangha 'yon, sa totoo lang

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Napakagandang goal nun

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'Yon ang pinakamagandang goal

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Hindi ko lang alam kung magagawa mo 'yun sa totoo lang

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Kapag naabot na natin ang goal na 'yon, nagawa niyo akong...

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Parang, ang pinakamasayang tao talaga

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Nais niyong malaman ang pinakamagandang "optical illusion" na sasabihin ko sa inyo ngayon

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Kung sakaling ipinagpatuloy niyo, at pinindot ang like button

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Nagiging asul 'yon, sa totoo lang dapat niyo nang subukan

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Subukan niyo na ngayon

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'Yon

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'Yon ang pinaka-

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'Yon ang pinakaastig na bagay na makikita mo sa YouTube

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Mag-iwan ng like sa bidyong ito, kapag naabot natin ang 30 libong likes, may mahikang mangyayari at baka lang, hahayaan nila akong sumali sa grupong scam niyo

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AY YO ANONG MERONG MAGANDA?

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Bago magsimula ang bidyong ito, alam niyo na lagi kong kailangan ang suwerte

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Kaya kailangan ko kayo na pindutin na ang like button

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Nakakakuha na tayo ng 50 libong likes sa lahat ng mga bidyo ko kaya pindutin na 'yang like button

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At mukhang ang salamangkang ito ay hindi gumagana kapag hindi mo nakuha ang 50 libong likes

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Hindi niyo naman kailangang pindutin 'yon o kung anuman ngunit...

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Pindutin niyo na lang

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HEY YO KAMUSTA!

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LIMAMPUNG MILYONG LIKES

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MAARI BA NATIN MAABOT 'YON SA BIDYONG ITO?

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Danny Devito maari mo bang kantutin ang titi ko?

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LIMAMPUNG MILYONG LIKES!

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MAGAGAWA BA NATIN?

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ANONG MAGANDA?

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LIMAMPUNG MILYON

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DURUGIN NIYO 'YANG LIKE BUTTON

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NARIYAN LAMANG 'YAN

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ALAM KONG NAKITA MO

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ANO KA

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BULAG?

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*gumamit ng instrumento*

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DURUGIN NIYO ANG LIKE

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NA PARANG DINUROG NIYO ANG MUKHA KO

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LIMAMPUNG MILYONG LIKES!

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*sinespray ang mukha*

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Nilalamig ako

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Sa tingin mo sobra sobra na 'yung limampung milyon?

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Oo

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Kung isang milyon kaya?

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*tinatawag si Jacksepticeye*

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ISANG MILYONG LIKES!

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*binabaan si Jacksepticeye*

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*binagsak ang telepono*

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AAHHHH

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DURUGIN NIYO 'YANG LIKE BUTTON

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NA PARANG GINAWA KO SA PWET NG...

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NANAY MO

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HOY TAGA-ROMANYA!

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*sinampal*

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ISANG MILYONG LIKES

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O PAPATAYIN KO SIYA

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O ANG ASO

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Gusto mo ng mansanas?

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Sige 'pre, salamat

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Nagustuhan mo?

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Hindi ko pa nasusubukan

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NAGUSTUHAN MO BAGO MO SUBUKAN

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ANO PA BANG MALALAMAN MO KUNG NAGUSTUHAN MO?

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2016 NA

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*ibinato ang mansanas kay Brad*

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Anong problema mo?

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*humiga*

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*sirena ng pulis*

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(Anong gagawin nito)

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ISANG MILYONG LIKES

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O MAGPAPAKAMATAY AKO

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ISANG MILYONG LIKES!

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*ibinagsak ang isang bagay*

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*malungkot na musika*

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Ni hindi ko na alam kung sino ako

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*hinawakan ang salamin*

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*pinindot ang pambukas ng pinto*

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ISANG MILYONG LIKES!

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Isang milyong likes, 'pre

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ISANG MILYON!

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ISANG MILYON!

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*lumuhod si Pewds sa daan na parang nagmamakaawa*

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Huwag kang tumingin sa akin

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*malungkot na musika*

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Maari bang maabot natin ang isang milyong likes?

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*wakas*

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