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Hej,kako ide ekipo!

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Sad kad sam izbrisao svoj kanal...

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Pogledajmo neke top kreatore na ovoj stranici!

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Tako da ih mogu dostići.

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Moram naučiti

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kako oni to rade.

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KAKO SU DOŠLI NA TABLU ZA "PREPORUČENO"?

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Moram pogledati..

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i pažljivo proučiti..

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kako bih otkrio...

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Želim dobiti 100 000 lajkova na ovom videu.

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Znam, znam da je ludo.

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Zato STISNITE  "lajk" ,UDARITE "lajk"!!

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UDARITE!

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Huh.

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Udri gaaa

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[zvuk razbijanja]

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He he ha ha

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Ekipo prije nego sta započnem video,

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ako bismo mogli skupiti 15 000 lajkova,

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na ovom videu, to bi bilo apsolutno nevjerojatno, iskreno,

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To je apsolutno nevjerojatan cilj.

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To je j*beno lud cilj.

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Ja samo-- Ne znam možete li to učiniti; iskreno,

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Kad bismo mogli ostvariti taj cilj, učinili biste me,

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ono, doslovno najsretnijim čovjekom ikad

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U redu, želite znati najbolju optičku iluziju svih vremena koju ću vam sad reći.

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Ako odete i stisnete lajk ,

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poplavit će, stvarno -- trebali biste pokušati.

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Probajte odmah sad.

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To je...

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To je naj-

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To je najluđa stvar koju ćete ikad vidjeti na YouTube-u.

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Ostavite lajk na ovom videu, ako bismo mogli skupiti 30 000 lajkova..Magija će se ostvariti i možda, samo možda, će me pustiti  da se pridružim vašoj grupi prevare.

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EJ ŠTO JE J*BENO DOBRO?

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Prije negoli video počne, znate,  znate da uvijek trebam neku vrstu sreće,

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pa trebam da vi ljudi odete dolje do tog lajka odmah i stisnete ga.

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Dobivali smo 50 000 lajkova na svim mojim videima pa otiđite stisnite  lajk

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i navodno ovaj magični trik ne radi ako ne dobiješ 50 000 lajkova,

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Pa ono mislim, ne trebate ga stisnuti ili išta ali-

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-J*beno ga stisnite.

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HEJ VI ŠTA IMA!?

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Pedeset milijuna lajkova --

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možemo li ih skupiti i na ovom videu?

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Danny Devito bi li popušio moj k*rac!?

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Pedeset milijuna lajkova!

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Možemo li to j*beno učiniti!?

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Što je dobro!?

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Pedeset milijuna!

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Udrite taj lajk!!

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Odmah je ovdje ispod!

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Znam da ste ga vidjeli!

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Što si ti,

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slijep!?

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[zvuk visokog tona]

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Udrite taj lajk!

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Kao da ste udarili moju facu!

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Pedeset milijuna lajkova!!!

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[zvuk prskanja]

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Hladno mi je.

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Misliš da je pedeset milijuna previše?

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Aha..

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Što misliš o milijun?

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*zove JackSepeticEye-a*

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Milijun lajkova!

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*prekida JackSepticEye-u*

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Ahhh!

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Uništite taj lajk!

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Kao što sam ja uništi š*pak vaše

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stare!

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Rumunju!

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[pleskanje]

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Milijun lajkova

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ili ću ga ubiti!

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Ili psa!

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Želiš ovu jabuku?

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Naravno stari, hvala ti.

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Sviđa ti se?

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Pa nisam je probao..

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Lajkaj prije negoli probaš-

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Kako ćeš drukčije znati sviđa li ti se!?

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2016 je!

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[zvuk tupog udarca]

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Što ti je!?

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[tužni jecaj]

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[zvuk policijske sirene]

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[tiho] Šta radite?

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Milijun lajkova

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ili ću se ubiti!

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[ljuto] MILIJUN LAJKOVA!

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[predmet pada na pod]

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[počinje tužna glazba]

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Više ni ne znam tko sam.

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[zvuk stiskanja dugmeta]

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[jedva čujno] MILIJUN LAJKOVA!

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Milijun lajkova, stari!

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MILIJUN!

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MIIIIIIIIIIILIJUN!

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[tužna glazba se nastavlja]

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Ne gledaj me!

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[tužna glazba]

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