BROTHER!
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
Hey, how's it going bros? Uh... my name is PewwwwDiePieee! (yeah we know)
I've been scavenging the internet and I found this game that I--
I've never seen anyone else play before
hahahah, that's a joke
Everyone has played this game
I-It's an old classic, it's a fine wine;
It's a fine one of video games. I'm talking ofcorse
f-f- FACADEEEE
*ma name e jeff*
ma name e jeff
*laughs*
my nem...
a JEFF
*Yeah, we'll hear this alot*
Uh... If you havent seen this game before...
you're supposed to save the relationship of uh,
Trip and Grace.
*knocks* Penny?
Penny?
Eh-- Pennyy!?
PENNY?
Trip: Jeff!
MA NAME
E JEFF
Trip: Uhhh....
OHHHH
I forgot how tight his ass is...
Oh man...
All right--
I can't enter.
What is happening?
Help
Help!
Jeff has problem
Walking
Trip's ass...
My God.
OMG THE 8 BALL I REMEMBER THIS!
Will I get Trip's ass tonight?
Who knows?
THERE IS A CHANCE!!
There is a God
THERE IS A CHANCE!
Okay,
The goal here is to break them up.
I will go for--
Oh shit theres that bitch
--I will go for Trip.
Grace: Jeff...
Stay away!
Grace: Hi! How are you? oh--
STAY AWAY
STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Demon child
NOPE!
Okay
Fine
Just stay away
I'm protected by the...
Rainbow Dildo
Grace: oh you like those sculptures?
NOPE!
Grace: I used to be so into uh...
Cocks... cocks, you're into cocks.
Trip: Into them? You love your sculptures so much, I'm not even allowed to touch them!
Grace: Trip, your poker buddies used them as ashtrays!
OHHHH
Trip: Anyhow,
Jeff,
Jeff! *hahah*
JEFF! *hah*
I like to look at Trip's ass.
*ma name e jeff*
heheheh!
Trip: Haha, I'll let you flirt with me this one time--
-- 'cuz we're friends.
eh.. come here
come here
Trip: Oh! your-- hugging me...
Grace: How nice of you.
You like that?
You like that Grace?
Grace: Isn't it good to see our friend after so long?
*ahem*
I wanna be more than friends
Trip: --No one has a problem wi--
Trip: Jeff,
Jeff, thats my name
Trip: --Nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
Grace: Jeff,
seeing you again makes me
THEY LOVE SAYING MY NAME
--remember all of the wonderful times we used to have!
in the sex dun-
dungeon
Trip: Haha!
Oh I think we're going to need to have some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex.
*laugh*
Look at her fucking face!
She's like
"OH GOD"
*inhale*
Trip: Jeff!
Yes?
Trip: What does this picture make you think of?
Grace: Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that...
Trip: IN A WORD what does this say to you?
*my nema jeff*
MY NEMA JEFF!!
Trip: No, I just want one word...
Okay.
*jeff*
Jeff.
Trip: Romance! It says romance!
God dammit I always get it wrong
Grace
can you go away?
*my nema jeff*
*laughs*
*wheeZE*
Trip: *nervous laugh*
That's um...
jk Grace is ugly
OHHHHHHHHH
*phone rings*
OHHHH SOMEONE GET THE PHONEEE
Grace: Uh...
Where did they put it?
Fuck.
Grace: Jeff, no please don't --
MY NEM
A JEFF
Grace: Ugh, It's my Dad I can hear his voice.
He's not saying anything
It's still ringing.
Grace: Okay, he's being annoying as usual... just -- just hang it up.
Hello?
*my nema jeff*
Gimme a --
Gimme a hug
Well, that was awkward!!
*cough*
*laugh*
Are you guys not gonna say anything you're just... uh...
Jeff
How bout that?
that's a good conversation starter!
Okay..
Uh...
Trip
Do you do squats?
k there's no way to communicate.
uh...
Jeff
Okay
Alright!
I get it!
You guys dont want me here.
Fine
I don't care!
I don't care anymore!
Did i just walk through the door?
Good game.
GOOD GAME
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
Alright, why dont we try another name
see if thats more product-tive
Kha...
Fucking Kha
Is that really a name?
Kha?
What up y'all..
That's a cool name
Kha...
It's not a name..
Its a fucking League of Legends character
MY NEMA KHA
*laughs*
What? I'm twelve.. I'm twelve.
Yes I am
*knocks* PENNY
*knocks* Penny
eh --Penny!
*knocks*
*stop knocking ffs*
Trip: Kha!
BAZINGA!
*Big Bang Theory theme song*
Trip's ass... Is it big?
Sure thing
TOLD YOU!
CONFIRMED!
Trip's ass...
CONFIRMED!
KHA HERE
8 Ball?
Does Trip love me?
*YES*
Oh
My
God!
Grace: Kha,
KHAA
Grace: Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
BROTHER!
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
Kha wants hard drugs
Trip: How does a martini sound?
How does
your ass bent over
sound?
hahahahaha!
Both: *making nervous noises*
Trip: God, I don't, um...
jk
Both: *more nervous noises*
jk.
Both: *nervous laughter*
Trip: ha, ha ha ha ha!
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO GRACE
AH!
WHAT!?
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
STOP!!
What is she so --
GRAHH!!
AHH!!
Grace: --We all used to have
Trip
Help!
Trip: Oh, well, thanks --
WHAT IS!? --
THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!!
Grace: Oh, Kha, you always have such nice things to say. He's so sweet.
Can I kiss? T--
OHHHHH
I'm kissing!
--No I'm kissing
jk I'm gay
Trip: Alright!
Kha, That's it, you've got to leave.
God fucking dammit --
God...
Trip no,
Let me stay! -- Eh!
We can put up with alot, but we have our limits, you know?
Let me in! *knocks*
LET KHA IN!
I'm so bad at this game!
Trip: Kha!!
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
Look!
I have friends!
Grace: Kha,
Look at all my friends! *wheres the Rainbow Dildo?*
Grace: Hi! how are you! I'm so happy to see you after so long!
Trip: Y--Yeah! How are you doing?
Grace: Uh, I just asked him that.
*laughs*
Trip: Well I'm asking him too!
A-heyy
*intense music plays*
Grace: Um, wait... You think... Maria?
That's right, Maria.
Maria --
Trip: Ha ha, ha, you're, -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
Trip...
Is cheating...
with Maria.
Trip: Ha ha, never afraid to say whatever pops into your mind!
Trip: Um, uh, wait...
You think...
I'm cheating on Grace?
YES!
With me--
OH HE LOOKS SO HAPPY BOUT IT!
Trip: Uh, ha... ha ha ha... uh... y--well, you uh... you're really, uhh...
YOU'RE CHEATING!!
*INHALE*
YEAH THATS RIGHT BOY!
Kha tells it how it isss
Trip: Alright,
Kha. -- No -- no!
FOR FUCKS SAKE
How do I play this
Goddamn fucking game!
Jesus Christ.
Trip: Jeff, are you -- Are you leaving the room?
Trip: A-anyway,
Where's your bedroom?
*my nema jeff*
Trip: Oh,
*jeff*
Oh my fucking God...
JESUS CHRIST
Grace, what happened to you?
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
*laughs the pain away*
*Suspenseful Drums*
*my nema jeff*
Trip: -- Jeff, what do you say?
Oh my god...
OH MY GOD
It's so scary
This game is a fucking horror game, I swear to God
jes -hahahahah!
Grace you look bootiful. --
-- you look so BOOTIFUL!
Grace: Jeff, maybe you'd like some juice or a mineral water?
Trip: Yeah, no, we need to open this wine!
our friend is here,we're going to enjoy ourselves --
I'll have Trip's juice please
Trip: I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect oppurtunity--
Grace: That's not our anniversary wine, is it?
fuck you bitch and shut the fuck up bitch and back the fuck out get the fuck outta here
Grace: Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show!
I don't know what you REALLY feel!
Trip: *sigh*
Oh! What is he --
What is he doing?
Trip: Jeff, can you--
Jeff is here.
Uh--
No it's uh crazy
Grace: What? I -- what are you saying to me?
Trip: Goddamn Italy...
I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you but you're cold and distant! I do, I really try!
Grace: Jeff?
What
Yes?
Grace: I'm going to ask you something.
Trip: Grace --
Okay.
Grace: Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
I'm ready!
I'm ready..Finally..Tell me!
What do you want? Yes
Okay.
Grace: In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
Uh..
This is a tough one
It's a really tough one.
Uh... Jeff
*my nema jeff*
Trip: --you know I've never wanted anyone but you...
Grace: No.
Aheh!
Trip: N--no...!
Burn!
Burn bitchhh!
Trip I, I-- I mean, no... heh...
Jeff?
YOU WANTED ME!!
I KNEW IT!!!
YAS!
Trip: I've had enough of this bullshit!
Trip: Jeff, I know what you're trying to hint at...
About me...
What? What about...
You're gay and you want to run away with me?
Yes--
Yes...the truth!
Please!
GIMME THE TRUTH
You want.. Jeff
See, Jeff, I've been paying attention
YES!
to what you've been saying tonight.
THANK YOU! FINALLY!
You really have been pushing me tonight...
I have been because I know
Are you really my friend or not?
I'm not your friend I'm your lover!
Jeff, I ask you this -- yes or no...
Okay. What? You really think that Flirting with me... praising Grace... flirting with Grace...
and worst of ALL
Aheh.. I flirted with everyone!
That I'm supposed to realise something about myself from all that?
Is what you've said tonight
Yes.
supposed to add up somehow to something?
my nema jeff