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Brother!

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It`s been too long (YEP)

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Hey, how's it going bros?

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Aaaa

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My Name is PewDiePie!

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I've been scavenging the INTERNET (rly poods?)

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and I found this game (yay)

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that i have never seen anyone play before :O

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*FREAKS OUT*
EHEHEH

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It's a joke. (srsly)

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everyone has played this game

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It's an old classic

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It's a fine wine

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A fine wine of video games

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i'm talkin' of course is facade

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*dat moosic doe*

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*wat*

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Mah name'a JEFF

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MAH NAME'A JEFF!!

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If you haven't played this game before

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you are supposed to

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save the relation of trip and grace

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*knock knock knock*

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Penny!

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PENNY

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PEHNEEY

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PEHNEYY

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JEFF!

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MAH NAME'EH JEFF

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*dat face* UHH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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eheh i forgot how tidy is arse is

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oh man

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jeff has problem walking trips ass my

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god oh my god i 8 ball i remember this

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will i get trips ass tonight who knows

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that is the chance Barris a god there is

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a chance okay the goal here is to break

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them up i will go for Josh there's that

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bitch I would go for trip song stay away

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hi how are you Oh stay away stay away

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from me demon child oh no and make

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yourself at home okay fine to stay away

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I'm protected by their rainbow dildo the

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sculptures nope I used to be so into

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collect hawk Connie you're injured Hawks

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hey you love your sculpt here so much

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i'm not even allowed to touch them trick

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your poker buddies used them as ashtrays

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Oh anyhow Jeff Jeff Jeff I like to look

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at tricks ass my name is jeff i'll let

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you flirt with me just one time cuz

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we're friends hey come here says come

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here you're hugging me how nice of you

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you like that you like that great

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friend after so long I want to be great

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Franklin there's a problem Jeff yeah

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yeah that's my name nothing's wrong

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everything's fine Wow seeing you again

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love say my name is a wonderful times we

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all used to have in the sexy done

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dungeon oh I think we're gonna need it

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Hey look at their fucking face exec okay

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Jeff yes what does this picture make you

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think Oh trip don't pour a friend on the

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spot like that in a word what does this

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say to you never do my name is one word

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okay yeah romance ah it says romance god

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damn it I always get it wrong great can

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you go away yeah JK grace is ugly oh oh

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oh someone get that boat where did I put

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it is buck how can you Jeff know my name

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at Jeff oh it's my dad individually I'm

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not saying anything it's still ringing

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okay he's being annoying as usual just

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just hang it up hello give me give me a

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hug

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well I was awkward are you guys not

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going to say anything you're just Jeff

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how about dies that's a good

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conversation starter okay hi Rick do you

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do squats

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okay there's no way to communicate Jeff

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okay all right I get it you guys don't

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want me here fine I don't care I don't

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care anymore I just walked through the

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door good game good game what the fuck

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happened all right why don't we try

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another name see if that's more

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productive car fucking cause that really

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a name car what up y'all that's a cool

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name it's not a name fucking League of

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Legends character name it 12 I'm 12 yes

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I am penny penny penny penny gah bazinga

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fancies entry pass is it big sure thing

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told you confirmed trips ass confirmed

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ah here hey Paul just tripped love me oh

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my god ha hi how are you i am so happy

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to see you after so long brother it's

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been too long cowan's hard drives a

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martini sound how does oh yeah you are

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near the kind of person in itself help

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and stare god I don't shake em okay I'm

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just gonna go my god what are you doing

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it right now oh well maybe you'd like

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some juice or move a Brita here haha ok

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and makes me remember the little times

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we all used to have trap hop oh well

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thanks wait that's not a compliment huh

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you always have such nice things to say

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he's the nice nips

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oh I'm kissing now I'm kissing j/k I'm

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getting right ha that's it you've got a

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fucking Jamison gosh you can expect to

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clean up no you know let me stay at we

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can put up with a lot but we have our

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limits you know let me in let kind I'm

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so bad at this game ah it's been too

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long look I have friends ha look at all

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my friends hi how are you i am so happy

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to see you after so long yeah how are

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you doing I just asked him that well i'm

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asking him to hey um wait you think

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Maria that's right Maria haha oh you're

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you're quite the Kidder tonight trip

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hahaha yeah eating maria never afraid to

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say anything that pops into your mind

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wait you think I'm cheating on grace yes

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with me he looks so happy about it yes

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you uh you're really you're

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cheating yeah that's my boy hey cartel

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see how witty nice Kyle no so good on a

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fake how do I play there's only so much

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you can expect you know that's Christ

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Jeff are you are you leaving the room

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anyway where's your bed can't remember

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what we were talking about oh yeah i

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line my very very difficult to each his

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grind dad the whole right what do you

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think

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yeah Jeff what do you say oh my god oh

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my god is no scary this game is a

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fucking horror game I swear to God Jesus

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no no I really think we have this won't

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trust me trust me you're look at how

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beautiful maybe you'd like some juice or

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mineral water yeah no we need to open

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this all have our friend is here we're

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going to enjoy ourselves that's all

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there is to it I've been dying to try

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this Bordeaux for a long time it's a

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perfect anniversary wine is it fuck you

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bitch shut the fuck up this bag the fuck

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up and I forgot you sometimes I feel

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like our whole marriage is just for show

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I don't know what you really feel Oh

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where's yeah are you doing can you

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believe it here I know it's crazy what I

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what are you saying to me god damn Italy

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I try to reach out to you I try to be

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romantic with you but you're cold and

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distant I do I really try yeah what I'm

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going to ask you something grace okay

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great let me ask all right okay I'm

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ready finally tell me what do you want

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what do you want yes or no okay in a

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marriage shouldn't one person try to

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make their spouse a better person even

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if they don't want it what is this tough

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one it's a really tough one um Jeff my

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name is Jeff you know I've never wanted

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anyone but you no no no burn she earned

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bed I mean no Jeff you wanted me I know

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yeah I've had enough of this bullshit

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Jeff I know what you're trying to hint

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at about me what about what yeah our

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marriage you're gay and you want to run

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it where you want the truth huh yes yes

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the truth please great give me the truth

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do you want Josh yeah i think the

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attention to what you've been saying

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tonight thank you finally pushing me

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I have been because I know under I

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really might friend or not well now your

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friend I'm your love I ask you this yes

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or no okay really think that flirting

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with me praising grace flirting with

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grace and worst of all seeing that

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letter with ever-loving success has to

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realize something about myself from all

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is what you get in tonight's supposed to

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add up some out of something

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my name is Jeff