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♪ T-SERIES!
(YEAH!) ♪

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♪ IT'S YOUR BIG DAY!
(WOO!) ♪

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♪ INCREDIBLE JOB! ♪

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♪ I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES ♪

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♪ BUT TODAY,
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS (UH),
IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪

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♪ PARTY ALL DAY, I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN WAITIN' (HERE WE GO!) ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS (WHOO!),
IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪

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♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU'RE AMAZING ♪

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♪ A CONGRATULATIONS
TO YOUR CORPORATION ♪

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♪ GUESS TO BEAT ONE SWEDISH
BOY, YOU NEED A BILLION ASIANS ♪

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♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT VERY NICE,
AND ALL IT TOOK ♪

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♪ WAS A MASSIVE CORPORATE ENTITY
WITH EVERY SONG IN BOLLYWOOD ♪

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♪ NOW YOU'RE AT NUMBER ONE (ONE),
HOPE YOU DID NOTHING WRONG ♪

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♪ LIKE STARTING YOUR BUSINESS
BY SELLING PIRATED SONGS ♪

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♪ OOPS! DIDN'T THINK WE'D SEE?
IT'S RIGHT THERE ON WIKIPEDIA ♪

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♪ GET USED TO YOUR PAST BEING HELD
AGAINST YOU BY THE MEDIA (UH-OH) ♪

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♪ I'M SURE RIGHT NOW THERE'S NOTHING
THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT'S ILLEGAL, YEAH ♪

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♪ I'M CERTAIN THAT YOU HAVEN'T
HAD COLLUSIONS WITH THE MAFIA ♪

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♪ FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE ♪

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♪ FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE ♪

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♪ FOR SERIOUS, INDIAN MAFIA,
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, THAT'S A JOKE ♪

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♪ INDIA, I'M SORRY 'BOUT THE
MEMES, YOU'RE THE BEST ♪

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♪ I LOVE MY INDIAN BROS,
FROM BOMBAY TO BANGLADESH ♪

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♪ I'LL TAKE ON ALL THE WORLD
FOR YOU, I'M A HEAVY HITTER ♪

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♪ 'BOUT TO CAUSE A GENOCIDE
SO YOU CAN CALL ME HI— ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS,
IT'S A CELEBRATION (OH!) ♪

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♪ PARTY ALL DAY, I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN WAITIN' (OH YEAH!) ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS (WHOO!),
IT'S A CELEBRATION (YEAH!) ♪

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♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU'RE AMAZING ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(UH) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(IT'S YOUR BIG DAY!) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(WHOO!) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SUCH A BIG DAY!) ♪

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♪ I GOT A LETTER IN THE POST,
HMM, WHAT IS THIS? (HMM) ♪

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♪ T-SERIES SAYING
"CEASE AND DESIST" ♪

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♪ HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME TELLING
THEM TO HOLD THEIR DEFECATION ♪

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♪ BUT, LET ME EDUCATE YOU, SILLY,
THAT'S NOT DEFAMATION (WHOO) ♪

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♪ T-SERIES CAN EAT A DICK
(STILL NOT DEFAMATION) ♪

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♪ SUCK MY FUCKIN' SWEDISH MEATBALLS
(STILL NOT DEFAMATION, YUM) ♪

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♪ DID YOU KNOW THAT INDIANS
HAVE POO-POO IN THEIR BRAINS? ♪

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♪ THAT'S A BLATANT RACIST LIE ♪

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♪ YEAH, BUT STILL NOT DEFAMATION!
(WOO) ♪

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♪ INDIA GOT YOUTUBE FIGURED OUT,
THAT'S SICK, SON ♪

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♪ HOW 'BOUT NEXT YOU FIGURE HOW
TO FIX THE CASTE SYSTEM? (OOF) ♪

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♪ MAYBE ALL THOSE ADS WILL
SOLVE YOUR CRIPPLING POVERTY ♪

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♪ BUT LOOKING AT T-SERIES PAST,
I'M GUESSING NOT PROBABLY ♪

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♪ BUT NEVER MIND THE POOR
PEOPLE, WE'RE JUST HERE TO PARTY ♪

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♪ JUST HERE TO POP SOME BOTTLES
WITH THE NINE-YEAR-OLD ARMY ♪

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♪ NON-ALCOHOLIC 'CAUSE
I HAD A REAL PROBLEM ♪

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♪ BUT WE STILL OUT HERE LIVING
LIKE WE 'BOUT TO KAMIKAZE ♪

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♪ SO THIS IS IT, THANKS FOR
STICKING WITH MY CHANNEL ♪

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♪ EVER SINCE I WAS A NOBODY,
SCREAMING AT BARRELS ♪

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♪ YEAH, THIS IS IT, IT'S
BEEN AN ADVENTURE ♪

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♪ IT'S THE END OF THE REIGN OF
"FELIX ARVID ULF KJELLBERG" ♪

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♪ THROUGH ALL THE CHANGE AND
CONTROVERSY, YOU'VE BEEN BY MY SIDE ♪

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♪ THERE'S NO ARMY IN THE WORLD,
I WOULD RATHER GIVE ME WATCH TIME ♪

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♪ IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE,
SO WHILE I CAN STILL BE HEARD ♪

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♪ HERE'S ONE LAST 👊BROFIST👊,
FROM THE NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS,
IT'S A CELEBRATION (OH) ♪

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♪ PARTY ALL DAY (SKRAA), I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN WAITIN' (YEET, PARTY ALL DAY, YEAH) ♪

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♪ AY CONGRATULATIONS (WHOO!),
IT'S A CELEBRATION (OH) ♪

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♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU'RE AMAZING ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(OH, OOH-HOO) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SKRATTAR DU, IT'S YOUR BIG DAY!) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(I'M FUCKIN' LIT!) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SUCH A BIG DAY! OH YEAH, YEAH) ♪

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♪ CONGRATULATIONS, T-SERIES! ♪

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♪ YOU DID IT! ♪

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(In Japanese)
♪ YATTA DESU NE ♪

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♪ HOPE THAT #METOO STUFF DOESN'T SEVERELY AFFECT YOUR BOTTOM LINE! ♪

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