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 ♪ T-SERIES!! ♪

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♪ (耶!) ♪

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♪ 今日係你大日子喎! ♪

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♪ (嗚!!!) ♪

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♪ 你做得太好啦! ♪

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♪ 我知道我哋之間有唔少嘅差別，但係今日 ♪

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♪ 我淨係想話比你知! ♪

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♪ 恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 開 PARTY 開足成日 ♪

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♪ 我知道你已經等咗好耐 ♪

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♪ 恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 我淨係想話畀你聽你真係好叻仔呀! ♪

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♪ 呢個係畀你公司嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 為左打低一個瑞典金毛要成幾十億個亞洲人 ♪

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♪ 你做得非常好，但係代價呢? ♪

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♪ 係要一個超大嘅公司同埋一堆波里活啲歌 ♪

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♪ 你而家係第一名，希望你冇做錯任何嘢♪

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♪ 最好似係當初販賣盜版音樂 ♪

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♪ oops！諗唔到我哋發現？人地維基都有寫啦 ♪

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♪ 預左會有大把新聞唱黑你 ♪

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♪ 你而家做嘅嘢一定合法㗎，係咪？♪ 
（T-Series 董事長疑巨額逃稅並係國外賣房地產）

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♪ (耶!) ♪

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♪ 我知你間公司一定同黑社會冇勾結架 ♪

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♪ 利申﹕講笑啫 ♪

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♪ 利申﹕講笑啫 ♪

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♪ 帶番個頭盔 ♪

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♪ 唔好真係搵印度佬斬我呀 ♪

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♪ 對唔住囉印度佬，我攞 MEMES 黎笑你 ♪

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♪ 知你唔會嬲<3 ♪

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♪ 我好愛我啲印度兄弟 ♪

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♪ 由孟買愛到孟加拉 ♪

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♪ 天跌落黎我當被冚 ♪

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♪ 搞埋種族大清洗 ♪

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♪ 你就可以叫我希特—   ♪

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♪ 我恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 開 PARTY 開足成日，知你等左好耐啦 ♪

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♪ 恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 我淨係想話畀你聽你真係好叻仔呀! ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (UH) ♪

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♪ 恭喜 ♪

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♪ (係你大日子喎) ♪

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♪ 恭喜 ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (WOO!) ♪

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♪ (係你大日子喎) ♪

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♪ 我收到一封信 ♪

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♪ 你估下係咩? ♪

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♪ T-Series 叫我收皮如果唔係就告我 ♪

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♪ 因為我之前串佢地嚇到瀨屎 ♪

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♪ 傻仔，等我話你知咩叫誹謗 ♪

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♪ T-Series你含撚啦! ♪

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♪ ( 冇誹謗你喎! ) ♪

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♪ 含我兩粒瑞典肉丸! ♪

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♪ ( 冇誹謗你喎! ) ♪

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♪ 你知唔知啲印度佬個腦全部裝屎? ♪

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♪ 吓，呢個係呢超明顯嘅種族歧視大話喎 ♪

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♪ 歧視又點呀!!!冇誹謗你喎!!! ♪

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♪ 印度佬終於識用YouTube啦 ♪

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♪ 好撚勁吖! ♪

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♪ 不如學下點樣搞掂你地個種姓制度 ♪

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♪ 噢 (OOF) ♪

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♪ 賣廣告啲錢可能可以救到你班窮撚呢 ♪

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♪ 但係睇下 T-SERIES以前個哀樣 ♪

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♪ 我睇冇乜可能啦 ♪

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♪ 唔好理啲死窮撚啦 ♪

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♪ 我地係黎開 PARTY ♪

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♪ 同我班九歲軍隊瘋狂開香檳 ♪

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♪ 啲香檳冇酒精，因為我會飲左會發顛 ♪

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♪ 但係我地過得仲型過神風特攻隊 ♪

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差唔多啦...

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多謝你地一直睇我channel

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我以前毛都未生齊

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對住啲木桶亂叫...

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係呀，差唔多啦...

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依個旅程真係好正

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我 "FELIX ARVID ULF KJELLBERG" 既統治就咁完啦...

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無論係改變定係鬧戰

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你地都一直喺我身邊

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呢個世界上邊有其他咁正既軍團肯睇我 9UP

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依個旅程真係好顛

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趁你地仲記得我

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我就同你地最後一次 BROFIST

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世界第一既 BROFIST ...

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♪ 恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪ 開party開足成日，知你等左好耐啦 ♪

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♪ 恭喜你呀，呢個係我哋畀你嘅慶祝 ♪

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♪  我淨係想話畀你聽你真係好叻仔呀!  ♪

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♪ 恭喜 ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (你笑咗) ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (你大日子喎!) ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (我型撚到着火) ♪

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♪ 恭喜 (大日子喎!) ♪

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♪ 我真係恭喜你呀 T-SERIES! ♪

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♪ 媽呀 你得左啦 ♪

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♪ やったですね! (你得左啦!) ♪

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♪ 希望#MeToo女權唔會搞到你柒到仆街 ♪

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多謝PewDiePie一直以黎為我地帶黎快樂<3
-九歲軍團

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*Mr. Beast 拍手*

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(多謝香港嘅九歲軍團<3)