WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hi 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:03.760 Namaste! Kaise chal raha hai? 00:00:05.740 --> 00:00:08.300 Ab samay hai kuch Pewdiepie memes dekhne ka! 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:11.960 Aap logon ne inhe submit kiya hai. 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:15.280 250 pages 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:16.740 JESUS [OVERWHELMED] 00:00:17.240 --> 00:00:18.700 AINSLEY?!! (EXCLAIMED) 00:00:21.560 --> 00:00:22.780 YEH TUMHARI REAL ESTATE BUSINESS KE BAARE ME HAI 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:26.860 "When you're not a vegan but she thinks you need a powerful core message." (READ THE TEXT) 00:00:28.040 --> 00:00:30.240 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:32.540 00:00:32.540 --> 00:00:33.240 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:35.240 *LAUGHS* 00:00:36.580 --> 00:00:37.760 YEH FUNNY NI HAI YAAR .... *LAUGHS* 00:00:37.760 --> 00:00:39.280 PAR MAI KYU HAS RAHA HU BHAI??? 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:42.020 "That face when you lost six-" *HALF READ TEXT* 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:42.880 00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:45.260 ASAL ME MAI ITNI CHINTA NI KARTA .....YAAR .. 00:00:45.260 --> 00:00:48.640 SARE INACTIVE SUBSCIBERS THE AUR CHALE GAYE , JO KI ACCHA HAI.. 00:00:49.120 --> 00:00:52.420 [Sad music intensifies] "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine." 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:55.420 VO FEELING JAB "SORSHA" NE YOGA PANTS KO BAN KARVA DIYA THA ... 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:58.240 00:00:59.020 --> 00:01:01.680 RUKO BHAI RUKO ..... YOGA PANTS ILLEGAL HAI ... *SATIRICAL PROFESSIONAL COMMENT* 00:01:01.680 --> 00:01:02.260 00:01:02.260 --> 00:01:03.700 00:01:03.700 --> 00:01:04.800 **BIN BAAT KA CHILLANA** 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:06.800 AAO DEKHE KI BUTTERFLY KAISE BANEGI ..... KUCH AISE .... LOL.. 00:01:10.940 --> 00:01:12.780 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:14.780 *laughs* 00:01:14.780 --> 00:01:16.400 HA , BILKUL SAHI DOST... BOHOT BADIYA ..... 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:16.900 00:01:16.900 --> 00:01:17.980 OOOOOHHHHHHH!! 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:23.120 [Distorted Echo] BHAI KYU KIYA AISA??!!! 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:25.400 [Reading while laughing] " JAB TUM DEKHTE HO KOI MARZIA KO TUMHARE BAARE ME BATA RAHA HAI 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:25.900 SAAS BHITAR LI 00:01:25.900 --> 00:01:26.960 **BEWAKOOFI HASI..** 00:01:26.960 --> 00:01:27.940 **LAMBI SAAS KE SATH ** [AUR JYADA HASI] 00:01:27.940 --> 00:01:29.160 KYA YAAR?? **SATAYA HUA PEWDS** 00:01:29.160 --> 00:01:30.500 "VO UNDER PANTS KITNI MAST HAI NA ??!!!" 00:01:30.500 --> 00:01:32.220 "KYA MAST HAI YAAR " 00:01:32.220 --> 00:01:34.760 [Reading] JAB TUM DUNIYA KE MAAYA JAL SE SATAYE HUE HO AUR PEWDS KUCH MAZAKIYA BOLE.... 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:36.760 ***LAUGHS*** 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:40.420 PLZZ KYA HUM ISE ROTA HUA PEWDS NA DIKHAYE TO CHALEGA... 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:41.820 Thank you VERY much! **SATIRICAL EXCLAMATION** 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:43.980 HA MUMMY JI PEWDS SACH ME YOUTUBE SE PAISE KAMATA HAI..*LAUGHS* 00:01:44.980 --> 00:01:47.780 *depression intensifies* HAA MERI MOM BHI ISKO BELIEVE NAHI KARTI HAI.... KOI BAAT NI **GIVING SYMPATHY** 00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:50.360 *READING* 00:01:50.360 --> 00:01:51.220 *laughs* *face palm* 00:01:51.220 --> 00:01:52.020 00:01:52.020 --> 00:01:55.860 [Nice pic Pewds] "When you gotta get down on her but she's hairy as fuck" 00:01:56.900 --> 00:01:57.940 *gulps* AB MAI IS BAARE ME KYA BOLU... 00:01:58.700 --> 00:01:59.400 KITNI BACHKANI HARKAT THI YE ....*SLIGHT ANGER* 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:03.020 **READING AND LAUGHING** 00:02:03.020 --> 00:02:05.020 Nyeh ha ha ha! 00:02:06.380 --> 00:02:07.500 KITNAAAAAAAA BURAAAAAAA THAAAA .......... *LAUGHS DEEEPLY* 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:08.980 BOHOT BADIYA..... 00:02:08.980 --> 00:02:13.420 "READING" 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:14.580 Oh man 00:02:15.040 --> 00:02:18.720 PATA NI AISE PHOTO KYU AAI THI LAGTA HAI MAI THAKA HUA THA .... PAR YE BOHOT ACHA THA..... 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.340 *READING* 00:02:20.980 --> 00:02:23.400 *READING* 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:24.280 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.000 *LAUGHS POLITELY* 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:28.600 MALCOM ab hamari side me hai BHAI LOG CHINTA MAT KRO 00:02:28.600 --> 00:02:30.320 VO AB HAM ME SE EK HAI.... 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:32.960 *LAUGHS* 00:02:35.060 --> 00:02:36.440 YEH ACCHA THA ...BAS.. 00:02:36.440 --> 00:02:38.240 *LAUGHS * 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:38.740 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:39.540 G**ND MARAO 00:02:40.420 --> 00:02:42.420 READING>>> 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:47.120 00:02:48.200 --> 00:02:51.280 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:51.900 LAUGH* SO HARD*>>>>> 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:53.900 LAUGHS**>> 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:55.900 LAUGHS**>> 00:02:55.900 --> 00:02:58.300 LAUGHS**>> 00:02:58.300 --> 00:03:00.300 LAUGHS**>> 00:03:01.420 --> 00:03:02.360 "Expectation" 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:04.420 LAUGHS**>> 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:05.780 LAUGHS**>> 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:07.280 LAUGHS**>> 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:07.780 LAUGHS**>> 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:09.240 NICE.. MAINE DEKHA TUMNE KYA KIYA MERI PHOTO KO.... 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:12.480 *brain seizure intensifies* That's-cle-you-ll - you thin - you think that - I bet you think that you're VERY CHALAK.... 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:17.740 READING>> 00:03:17.740 --> 00:03:19.040 LAUGHS>> 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:21.200 LAUGHS>> 00:03:21.300 --> 00:03:24.620 READING>> 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.420 OHO SACH ME .. TUMHE LAGTA HAI KI YEH FUNNY HAI .....:p 00:03:26.420 --> 00:03:26.920 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:30.700 [High pitched mocking voice] Why does PoodiPie only have 4 million views per video? 00:03:30.700 --> 00:03:32.700 [Triggered Poods is triggered] OH? ONLY 4 million!! 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:34.220 ****SHAITANI AATMA KI KAMNA KARTE HUE**** "" ONLLLLYYYY"" 00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:37.040 MAINE AISA KYA KIYA KI LOG MUJH PAR INTE MEHERBAN HUE ... 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:43.780 TUMNE MERI HAR VIDEO LIKE KI AUR HAR VIDEO DEKHI ... 00:03:43.780 --> 00:03:46.160 AUR EK POSITIVE COMMENT BHI DIYA 00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:48.680 [｡･ﾟヾ(✦థ ｪ థ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡] Always has a positive core message 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:50.680 You bros are just, the best! [.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.] 00:03:51.200 --> 00:03:51.700 HAA ??!! 00:03:51.700 --> 00:03:56.280 READING>> 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:59.760 YEH EK ACCHI MEME HAI BHAI LOG... 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:01.580 LAUGHS>> 00:04:01.580 --> 00:04:02.080 MORE LAUGHING>> 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:05.660 READING>> 00:04:05.660 --> 00:04:06.700 00:04:06.700 --> 00:04:08.700 YEH MAST THA YAAR ... SAHI ME ... 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:10.280 LAUGHS>> 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:13.180 KYA KYA KYA ??? MAI AISA NI LAGTA YAAR>> 00:04:13.180 --> 00:04:13.680 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:14.180 00:04:14.180 --> 00:04:14.680 00:04:15.320 --> 00:04:15.900 HEY PRABHU ANAND DATA ....... 00:04:15.900 --> 00:04:17.720 G**ND KE LIYE RUK JAAO 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:20.060 HEY PRABHU ANAND DATA ....... 00:04:20.060 --> 00:04:22.060 LAUGHS"** 00:04:22.060 --> 00:04:22.560 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:24.540 Auuugghhh! 00:04:24.540 --> 00:04:25.980 ye mera screensaver hai ab.. 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:28.740 ab yehi hai mera screen saver... 00:04:28.740 --> 00:04:32.280 READING>> 00:04:32.280 --> 00:04:32.780 READING>> 00:04:32.780 --> 00:04:36.780 READING>> 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.360 READING>> AND LAUGHS >>> 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:43.680 Oh, ye - mujhe Jacksepticeye memes! pasand hain :3 00:04:44.220 --> 00:04:45.460 MAINE KAISE YEEEEE KIYA THA NA .... 00:04:45.460 --> 00:04:45.960 READING>> 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:47.760 YEEEE... 00:04:47.760 --> 00:04:48.780 YEEE.. 00:04:48.780 --> 00:04:49.280 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:50.460 MUJE MAAZA AAYA 00:04:50.460 --> 00:04:51.620 SAHI ME MAZA AAYA .. 00:04:51.620 --> 00:04:57.000 MUJE ACCHA LAGE KI AAP LOGO NE MERI VIDEOS AUR PHOTOS KO MILA KAR INTA ACCHA KAM KIYA .... 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PLZZ CHECK... 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:44.680 MAI AAP LOGO KI TAARIF KARTA HU ... MUJHE MAZA AYA .... AUR AB MUJHE LAG RAHA HAI KI "" HAA HAM LOG AB VAAPAS AA GAYE ... 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:46.680 **TONGUE SLIPS** 00:05:47.660 --> 00:05:53.200 [Disappointed Poods] LAGTA HAI KI MAI ZABARDASTI BOL RAHA HU PAR MUJHE SACH ME LAGTA HAI ki hamara connection pehle bohot accha tha... 00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:57.840 aur fir mera channel bohot hi jyada BADA HO GAYA AUR MUJE PATA HI NI THA KI USE KAISE HANDLE KARU ... 00:05:57.840 --> 00:06:05.540 AUR MUJHE LAGTA HAI KI IN SAB KAAM SE HAM DOBARA MIL RAHE HAI .... AUR.... MAI AAPKI DAAT DETA HU .... 00:06:05.540 --> 00:06:07.540 BAS ITNA HI ... MUJE LAGTA HAI...??!! 00:06:07.540 --> 00:06:09.540 YEH MERE LIYE BOHOT MAAINE RAKHTA HAI .. (IMPORTANT) 00:06:09.540 --> 00:06:10.500 *sad piano music* [SUDDEN LEAFY] 00:06:10.500 --> 00:06:12.500 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:13.580 00:06:13.580 --> 00:06:15.580 00:06:15.580 --> 00:06:16.080 00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:18.080 BYEEEEEE WITHOUT BROOOOFIST BROOOOOSSS.....