WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.000 Yesterday, I deleted my video... 00:00:03.340 --> 00:00:04.920 Lets talk about that, 00:00:12.140 --> 00:00:13.840 This video just got un-monetized. 00:00:13.840 --> 00:00:14.360 Damn. 00:00:14.420 --> 00:00:20.840 *Ainsley speaking Japanese* 00:00:20.980 --> 00:00:22.880 What, you working for YouTube now? 00:00:22.880 --> 00:00:23.700 I fucking knew it. 00:00:24.220 --> 00:00:26.640 I'm making $3,000 a month 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.220 from fans--from followers--from viewers--god da--what do I call you 00:00:31.220 --> 00:00:31.900 Bros? 00:00:31.900 --> 00:00:33.660 I'm gonna try and get this money refunded, 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:35.260 I'm not keeping them 00:00:36.940 --> 00:00:39.040 Am I keeping them...? 00:00:39.800 --> 00:00:41.920 Is it wrong for me to keep them...? 00:00:42.380 --> 00:00:45.880 2 People paid $1000 for me to follow them on Twitter 00:00:45.900 --> 00:00:47.180 That's fucking insane! 00:00:47.180 --> 00:00:48.920 I didn't fu--I didn't realise that 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:52.100 And I'll throw in a nice message like happy birthday 00:00:56.740 --> 00:01:02.460 'Please poke holes for Edgar to breathe while you ship him here, thanks!" 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:03.660 Oh hell no! 00:01:03.860 --> 00:01:06.280 if Edgar arrives dead, that's your problem! 00:01:07.100 --> 00:01:09.260 "My fellow patreons, this is a scam--" 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:09.900 Oh! 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.740 No, no, no, it's not, 00:01:11.740 --> 00:01:13.480 "You do not, I repeat, you do not need to 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:16.720 pay 1 dollar to be able to subscribe to poopiepie's channel 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:19.760 I was a subscriber before he opened a patreon 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:22.100 don't be like me and don't fall for the lies" 00:01:22.100 --> 00:01:23.340 "god bless" 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:25.720 Don't 00:01:25.740 --> 00:01:27.420 hey--mar--no 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:29.580 "I think this patreon was a joke, but i took it seriously" 00:01:29.700 --> 00:01:30.740 Okay alright 00:01:30.820 --> 00:01:35.540 I dont just want to donate 2000 grand if people wanted to give me that money 00:01:35.840 --> 00:01:37.080 I'll get it refunded 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:38.960 I'll write to patreon i don't know 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:41.180 4000?! 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:42.900 4000. 00:01:42.900 --> 00:01:43.460 How'd it-- 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:45.000 --it must've gone up right now! 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:46.780 I swear to god it was not 4000 00:01:48.580 --> 00:01:50.020 What the fuck is happening? 00:01:50.600 --> 00:01:52.600 Oh, I see, Patreon takes a little cut 00:01:54.620 --> 00:01:57.400 yeah that is--that is pretty slimy ain't it 00:01:57.660 --> 00:01:59.660 You know I could just fucking quit 00:01:59.660 --> 00:02:01.660 YouTube and just live off my patreon now 00:02:01.660 --> 00:02:02.900 this is great 00:02:04.440 --> 00:02:06.600 Well, plan B has been sorted guys. 00:02:06.600 --> 00:02:07.700 ok um 00:02:09.640 --> 00:02:11.280 So yesterday, I deleted my video 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:13.140 a lot of people freaked out about it 00:02:13.140 --> 00:02:14.560 I didn't think it was that big a deal 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:16.240 I just didn't like the video 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.120 a lot of people treated it as if like 00:02:18.700 --> 00:02:20.560 "he's just stressed out, oh my god" 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:22.400 "i think he's slowly having a meltdown" 00:02:24.580 --> 00:02:26.300 i've had it since the beginning, ok 00:02:26.300 --> 00:02:28.200 for me it wasn't that big a deal, 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:29.900 I just thought it was a really shitty video 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:32.120 I don't want to make anymore shitty videos. 00:02:32.380 --> 00:02:34.140 I made 3000 videos, ok? 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:36.760 let's go through some more deleted videos 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:38.180 I'm actually curious... 00:02:38.500 --> 00:02:40.100 "cuteness over 9000" 00:02:40.100 --> 00:02:41.840 oh yeah, I never uploaded this one! 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:43.440 let's see, what's wrong with this video? 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:52.820 [mixed levels of beatboxing ensue] 00:02:53.060 --> 00:02:57.620 "welcome, my name is Peeeewdiepie, to Dandy or a Brief Glimpse into" *fades* 00:02:57.660 --> 00:02:59.380 it's sincerely, like not a bad video, 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:01.600 I just didnt like it, I guess... 00:03:01.600 --> 00:03:04.020 I deleted the youtube drama video. 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:05.600 Remember that one, 00:03:05.740 --> 00:03:09.040 where I said I hate drama and now I'm causing more drama than I have ever done. 00:03:09.040 --> 00:03:11.020 because I'm a major fucking hypocrite 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:13.920 and now i try to hide it while--by deleting the video 00:03:15.640 --> 00:03:19.700 [rap music of approval] 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:21.440 this video never made it up 00:03:21.440 --> 00:03:22.600 I like how it's called "test" 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:23.680 what--what the fuck is this? 00:03:28.380 --> 00:03:30.460 ok--I think I understand why I didn't... *cringes* 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:37.920 ooo my god. 00:03:43.260 --> 00:03:45.020 *laughs* I can't--oh my god. 00:03:45.020 --> 00:03:47.020 thank god I didn't show that one on the internet... 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:48.480 jesus christ 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:51.940 "how's it going bros my name's Pewdiepie 00:03:52.220 --> 00:03:54.080 so this year's..." ?? --Wait, I never uploaded this one? 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:55.720 I think I just played a lot of, really, 00:03:55.720 --> 00:03:58.000 poorly-made horror games. 00:03:59.440 --> 00:04:00.540 ...and I didn't like it. 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:03.200 see, I'm all about quality on my channel guys, 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:05.320 I'm so picky of whatever goes up 00:04:05.720 --> 00:04:07.380 has to be the finest-- 00:04:07.380 --> 00:04:09.080 I'm like a fine wine, baby 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:11.160 you just gotta sip on it a lil bit 00:04:11.160 --> 00:04:12.220 gotta make it... 00:04:13.780 --> 00:04:15.380 that's...that's the Pewdiepie channel 00:04:17.420 --> 00:04:18.660 just think of like, a 00:04:18.880 --> 00:04:22.080 like a 50 year old man with a mustache and glasses 00:04:22.200 --> 00:04:23.240 who just, uh... 00:04:24.280 --> 00:04:24.840 who just, uhh, 00:04:25.260 --> 00:04:26.620 gets a lil bit uh.. ? 00:04:28.140 --> 00:04:29.960 Vapor! i never uploaded this one. 00:04:29.960 --> 00:04:31.140 this is a really cool horror game 00:04:31.280 --> 00:04:32.800 what happened? what went wrong.. 00:04:45.340 --> 00:04:47.480 you can tell I didn't enjoy playing this 00:04:48.280 --> 00:04:49.640 I think that 00:04:49.640 --> 00:04:51.100 just shows so well. 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:54.000 and I dont wanna do those types of videos 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.460 i dont know if im gonna like the video - the game - before i play it 00:04:58.580 --> 00:05:00.940 i think thats why i dont really do that much gameplay anymore 00:05:00.940 --> 00:05:04.480 because i dont really know if im gonna like the game before i play it 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:05.840 that can be really frustrating 00:05:05.840 --> 00:05:07.780 and i dont really have that much time 00:05:07.780 --> 00:05:09.220 i know - im a very busy man 00:05:09.220 --> 00:05:10.520 got a lot of stuff to do, but i really 00:05:10.520 --> 00:05:14.040 don't have that much time to record every single day just play games 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:15.400 every single fucking day 00:05:15.400 --> 00:05:16.720 im sorry i just dont have time for it 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:17.740 everyone is just complaining 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:19.380 "Why does he not play more games?" 00:05:19.700 --> 00:05:20.820 I will play more games! 00:05:20.820 --> 00:05:22.620 If good games comes out. 00:05:22.620 --> 00:05:23.960 Have you thought about that? 00:05:23.960 --> 00:05:26.600 "Uncharted" was a great game, you enjoyed that shit, didn't you? 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.680 Don't you want to wait for good games? 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:31.220 or would you rather see me play shitty games all the fucking time 00:05:31.300 --> 00:05:32.500 because I'm tired of it, 00:05:32.500 --> 00:05:35.000 I'm tired of all these too many shitty games. 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.120 Markiplier-- 00:05:36.220 --> 00:05:37.740 Play games all the time. 00:05:39.180 --> 00:05:40.300 Jacksepticeye. 00:05:42.080 --> 00:05:43.780 Plays games all the time. 00:05:44.260 --> 00:05:45.540 Diamond Minecraft 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:48.320 plays Minecraft every single day 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:50.420 Do you think he doesn't want a suicide? 00:05:50.420 --> 00:05:52.580 Do you think he wanna keep on living 00:05:52.640 --> 00:05:53.840 this horrible life? 00:05:53.840 --> 00:05:56.800 Do you think he wanna make these faces for the thumbnails? 00:05:57.020 --> 00:05:58.080 Toby Games 00:05:58.140 --> 00:06:01.820 Do you think he wants to do 400 parts of "Happy Wheels?" 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:03.380 Why do you think he does drugs? 00:06:03.380 --> 00:06:05.340 But no, it's not enough for you, 00:06:05.540 --> 00:06:06.660 "More games," 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:08.280 "More Happy Wheels," 00:06:09.140 --> 00:06:10.300 Look what you did 00:06:10.300 --> 00:06:13.680 Do you think UberHaxorNova wants to make these faces everyday? 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:15.120 Do you really think that? 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:15.740 Michonne! 00:06:15.940 --> 00:06:17.540 That game was so shit! 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:19.840 And I played through the whole fucking thing 00:06:20.060 --> 00:06:22.700 UGH, my life is SO HARD. 00:06:22.700 --> 00:06:23.620 *sarcasm guys* 00:06:23.620 --> 00:06:25.260 Okay, I'm gonna play more games. 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:27.480 If I wanna play the games. 00:06:27.540 --> 00:06:29.060 I think that's the problem. 00:06:29.280 --> 00:06:30.240 a lot of the times. 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:33.900 You can make the video more entertaining by editing it and adding funny memes, 00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:35.380 but at the end of the day, 00:06:35.380 --> 00:06:38.800 you can't hide how fucking hard you're trying to make it interesting. 00:06:39.200 --> 00:06:41.800 And that is this video, that I deleted yesterday 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:43.540 And it's entirely: 00:06:43.540 --> 00:06:45.540 *silence* 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:50.940 "ooooooh holy shit, I told you" 00:06:51.420 --> 00:06:52.540 "What did I fucking say?" 00:06:52.540 --> 00:06:54.740 Now let's check out some more videos that I deleted. 00:06:54.860 --> 00:06:56.160 Why did I delete this? 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:57.100 I did not delete this. 00:06:57.440 --> 00:06:59.940 Oh wait, Jack is in it. That makes sense. 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:01.740 wait--what the fuck is this 00:07:08.980 --> 00:07:09.800 Oh god. 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:11.920 What the fuck are you doing, Pewds? 00:07:12.420 --> 00:07:15.220 Oh man, those are some hilarious faces you're pulling there. 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:17.480 oooh, boy 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:18.460 oh, the tongue 00:07:18.460 --> 00:07:19.160 not the tongue! 00:07:19.980 --> 00:07:21.580 I can't--no, I can't 00:07:21.640 --> 00:07:23.880 sorry, I can't watch this shit 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:25.480 I--I would rather die. 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:26.880 I would rather die. 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:29.920 This is a video I did just for Marzia... 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:31.620 Somehow some other people found it... 00:07:34.440 --> 00:07:35.240 'Hey Marzia, um" 00:07:35.820 --> 00:07:38.020 "You must think I only have like 2 shirts or" 00:07:38.420 --> 00:07:39.460 Nope, that's private. 00:07:39.460 --> 00:07:41.140 We used to send video messages-- 00:07:41.140 --> 00:07:42.220 aw, that's a good memory. 00:07:42.220 --> 00:07:45.320 look how--look how cute I was before--no wonder I got Marzia 00:07:45.460 --> 00:07:46.820 yeah, bring the dog in there 00:07:47.320 --> 00:07:48.680 nice move, Felix 00:07:49.180 --> 00:07:50.300 oh, no, not that one. 00:07:50.700 --> 00:07:54.640 Why am I playing a gameplay in the background of a gameplay... 00:07:54.640 --> 00:07:58.120 asking questions, unedited, for 20 minutes? 00:07:58.700 --> 00:08:01.340 And why do I have the same fucking haircut now? 00:08:01.420 --> 00:08:02.460 Jesus Christ 00:08:02.760 --> 00:08:03.800 Here's my old-- 00:08:04.100 --> 00:08:07.480 Maybe you didn't know this, but I started off doing Call of Duty gameplay 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:11.120 Did the intro, even back then 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:17.480 Ooh "You're awesome" 00:08:20.300 --> 00:08:20.800 No 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:23.760 reeeeally awesome 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:36.080 Yeah, no one else has ever gotten a 26 3KD, Pewdiepie 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:38.800 You're definitely the only one in the fucking universe. 00:08:38.800 --> 00:08:41.400 Başka oyunlara başlamadan önce fişek gibi oynuyodum bunu 00:08:41.400 --> 00:08:45.060 To be fair, it was a gun game and I was pretty fucking bomb-ass at it--look at this fucking last kill I remember I was so fucking proud. Look at this-- 00:08:45.820 --> 00:08:47.000 hell yeah 00:08:47.140 --> 00:08:50.340 hell yeah. You couldn't pull that shit off to save your fucking life 00:08:50.340 --> 00:08:52.940 oh yeah, my fucking Just Dance videos 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.760 I was so proud of these 00:08:58.760 --> 00:09:02.060 Because everyone on YouTube did the same thing back then 00:09:02.500 --> 00:09:05.380 for me to play Just Dance, was like, woah. 00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:09.360 This guy thinks outside the box! 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:12.300 fu--I'm s--I'm sweating 00:09:12.300 --> 00:09:14.800 This is pa--you don't understand how painful this is 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:18.060 There's some videos with fucking 500 views 00:09:24.220 --> 00:09:33.800 [METAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 00:09:33.800 --> 00:09:35.520 [silence] 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:36.240 good meme 00:09:36.260 --> 00:09:43.040 [METAL MUSIC CONTINUES] 00:09:43.040 --> 00:09:46.440 [sad music] 00:09:46.460 --> 00:09:47.420 hilarious 00:09:47.420 --> 00:09:48.500 Good meme, Pewdiepie 00:09:48.740 --> 00:09:51.380 Oh yeah, I have the whole series of Blank Dream 00:09:51.380 --> 00:09:52.880 I never published it 00:09:53.420 --> 00:09:54.660 I forgot about it 00:09:56.600 --> 00:09:57.720 It's a good game 00:09:58.340 --> 00:10:09.680 [pretty bad singing] 00:10:10.660 --> 00:10:14.080 [SCREAMING] 00:10:14.980 --> 00:10:18.360 You know, this is a great example of when people say my videos 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:19.480 were better before. 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:22.140 [SCREAMING] 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:23.320 My very first video 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:25.160 And it's not actually up on my channel 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:26.880 But this is my very first video. 00:10:34.180 --> 00:10:34.980 OOh! 00:10:35.040 --> 00:10:37.060 My Swedish accent is so strong 00:10:37.140 --> 00:10:38.920 *imitating* "I haven't learned it yet, sorry" 00:10:40.060 --> 00:10:41.660 "sorry, I'm Swedish" 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:44.720 "I-I haven't learned how to do YouTube yet" 00:10:47.100 --> 00:10:50.360 "he said that he was top of the leaderboards and zombies and uhhh" 00:10:50.620 --> 00:10:52.440 "and I am, ah, Poodiepie" 00:10:52.660 --> 00:10:54.340 "Welcome to my video" 00:10:54.640 --> 00:10:59.160 You know in like 5 years I'm gonna be here again reacting to this video and cringing equally 00:10:59.280 --> 00:11:00.560 What can I say? 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:02.160 YouTube is a beautiful thing. 00:11:03.380 --> 00:11:03.880 Ugh 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:05.160 Kill yourself 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:07.440 Oh, shit, I remember this. 00:11:10.880 --> 00:11:13.040 I thought I was soooo cool 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:18.280 How Hutch and Seananners and Sark were like talking about me 00:11:18.300 --> 00:11:18.860 That was just like 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:21.040 "Well, I made it now, boys" 00:11:21.460 --> 00:11:23.540 "I'm in the big league now" 00:11:23.860 --> 00:11:24.780 "Thank you very much" 00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:28.200 So yeah! 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:29.860 I have a ton of videos deleted 00:11:30.160 --> 00:11:31.840 And I'm gonna delete a lot more, 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:32.880 so don't worry about it. 00:11:32.980 --> 00:11:38.180 I'm just at the point where I've gotten more out of YouTube than I ever wanted-- 00:11:38.180 --> 00:11:39.280 --that was not correct-- 00:11:39.280 --> 00:11:40.480 --more than I ever expected. 00:11:40.620 --> 00:11:41.700 From now on, I feel like 00:11:41.700 --> 00:11:44.500 If I don't put out stuff that I'm happy with, 00:11:44.500 --> 00:11:45.460 then what's the point? 00:11:45.880 --> 00:11:48.200 That's really my main focus 00:11:48.580 --> 00:11:52.420 I don't care about more subscribers, I don't really care about 00:11:52.420 --> 00:11:54.380 all the rest of the bullshit 00:11:54.380 --> 00:11:56.620 I just want to make videos that I feel happy with. 00:11:56.620 --> 00:11:58.500 So thank you for understanding that 00:11:58.640 --> 00:12:00.640 And I hope this video explained it 00:12:00.640 --> 00:12:03.300 Leave a like for more likes because I do really care about those 00:12:03.300 --> 00:12:05.500 And I'll see you Bros in the next video. 00:12:05.500 --> 00:12:06.700 As always, 00:12:06.700 --> 00:12:08.500 Brofist.