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Hey YouTube!

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It's time for me to complain about YouTube, again... I. I.. I know.

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Can someone just stop YouTube from themselves?

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I feel like YouTube is like a toddler,

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Playing with knives and l, let's just take the knife away from that baby.

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Stop stop doing... STOP!

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Now if you don't know what I'm talking about, YOU probably don't know what I'm talking about;

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Because it doesn't affect you in any way possible so literally you can click away the video right now.

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I MEAN NO!

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IT MATTERS DAMNIT!

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I don't know if you noticed this. This has been a problem for a very long time:

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Number one: YouTube unsubbing you from a channel even though you didn't unsub;

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Number two: Videos not appearing for the person you subscribed to.

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Remember, remember the Sub Feed?

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Remember when that was a thing?

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This is what we get now we get the Recommended where's the fucking Sub Feed?

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Oh it's there........

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No one clicks on it.

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Now, I used to be subscribed to h3h3 and I was like why am I not seeing their videos.

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Well I'm unsubscribed for some reason...

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WHY?

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A channel that I've actually watched like, regularly why would I be unsubscribed?

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And then channels I haven't touched in fucking years I'm still subscribed to.

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HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE?

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Now you may have noticed that my channel is dying okay? Let's just get that out of the way.

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Okay, my channel is...

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It's going down

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It's going down hard.

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If you're still here you need to get the fuck out

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Cuz' it's not going to be pretty from now on.

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I'm using reverse psychology.

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Please stay I clearly fucking need you.

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Well basically, when I was, uh, doing the daily vlogs

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I noticed how

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Really poorly they performed.

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I was really surprised by this

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Cause generally vlogs do really well and last year I did them

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And uh

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They were fine.

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But I noticed

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Like

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Some videos didn't even get two million views.

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I know

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Didn't even get two million

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But that's really bad for me

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That's unheard of for me

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For the last

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Four years, probably

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Three, four years

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So, for that to happen I must be really doing badly

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To my standards

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They're pretty high

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So I'm like, well I guess people don't like the vlogs.

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But it was weird because all the comments were really supportive and really appreciative

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But I could tell that people just weren't clicking on them

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So I, you know, we started doing this click bait joke

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Just to kind of draw people in

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"I filmed all day but I got no, I got no interesting title."

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"I got hit by my own car."

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"Hit by my own car?"

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"You gotta get a good frame in!"

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"And that's how you make a YouTube video."

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And honestly, like, a reason why I

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I made this video where I said I'm quitting the vlogs

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Part of it was because I though no one liked them

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I thought that people didn't enjoy them and that's why

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Uh, and it's already adding all this stress

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So I was like, well it's not worth it if, you know, people don't like the content I'm making

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We're putting all this effort into it and, and we're too stressed out and too busy

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And uh

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It was really a, a rough time for me

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Now I figured out

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It's because YouTube changed

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They changed how you view videos

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I asked YouTube, respectful

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I wrote a really nice polite email

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And YouTube said, "Lol, we don't know whats happening."

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HMMM

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Can someone stop YouTube from themself please

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All I want is that the people that subscribe to me

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Get to watch my videos

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I don't give a shit about whatever else you do

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Okay

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But that seems like the core foundation of pretty much the most simple

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Fucking thing that you need to do

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Oh, and don't unsub me from channels that I'm watching

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Now what you can do!

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You can double subscribe now

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Hey, what a great idea

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Let's make the subscribtion fucking uselss

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Now they gotta double subscribe

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So, uh, hey 49 million people that I collected over, over six years of hard work

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Hey, could you do me another favour?

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That would be, it would be great

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Just click on that little bell there

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And then just be like saved

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Not on H3's channel

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On my, on my channel

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Bell me bro!

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Welcome, I hope you enjoyed the video

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Drop a bell if you liked!

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Is that what I'm gonna have to do now?

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So what they're doing instead is that they're recommending videos

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About people you don't give a shit about

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You get recommended whatever the fuck is on the trending tab

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Sorry Zoella, but I don't care what's in your bag, okay?

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Your subscribers do

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I am sure

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But keep that shit away from me, okay?

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As far away as possible, thank you

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I feel like I wanna work at YouTube and just tell them how to do shit

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I wanna just be like

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Hey

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Hey everyone

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Stop

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Just stop

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Just, you can go home

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Hey, I got a crazy idea

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How about we

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How 'bout we just put back the subscriber feed, how 'bout that?

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The thing that we had since the beginning of fucking thing that seems to be working just fine

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What I think really is why YouTube is so great

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The relationship, or like, you watch someone on a more personal level

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I don't think you guys come back just to watch some Swedish retard for a few minutes

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Like maybe you care about me and you care about what I'm doing

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At least that's what I like to think

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That is happening at least

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But it seems YouTube wants to promote all these random ass fucking videos

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That you don't give a shit about

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That's what they want to promote instead

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Instead of you getting these videos of the persons that you choose to subscribe to and that you really enjoy

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Entertainment that you really enjoy consuming

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And really what this does, this change does is that

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It makes the problem of YouTube having too much clickbait

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Get even more clickbait

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Because 'Top Five videos' or 'Top Ten videos'

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These fuckin' retarded ass videos

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Like, videos that have nothing to do with personality

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Has nothing to do with content

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Just has a really great title and a really great thumbnail

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Ten million views and six days ago

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It is really upsetting how they did this change

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They won't explain what happened properly, to anyone

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It's not just me but a lot of YouTubers are noticing this

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And the fact that I

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It added just a huge amount of stress when I was already like, filming a show for YouTube

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Uhmm

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It's really fuckin' sad and really discouraging

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I find that a lot of people that work with YouTube

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Almost anyone

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Have no idea what it is like to work on YouTube

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As a content creator

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As, ahh, someone whose built this for years and really cared about it

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It's, it feels like a kick in the face when they make changes and don't tell anyone about it

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'Cause this site means so much to YouTubers

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Like me and everyone else, it's not just me

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Uhm

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It means the world to us

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It's something that we worked really, really hard on and I

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I don't think they understand

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I don't think they will ever get it if you say why this is such a big problem

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They never made a YouTube video

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They, I don't know, I imagine, like, that a lot of people that I work with on YouTube

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They think we're just

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Fuckin' record for fifteen minutes and that's it, you know?

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It's a lot of work

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I know it's like a meme that YouTube isn't a job, or whatever

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And in a lot of ways, no it fuckin' isn't

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I used to work at a nightclub working night shifts and fuckin'

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That was pretty fun actually

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But, regardless, I know what it's like to have a shitty job and

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YouTube by far, by far, is the hardest job I have ever had and I've ever, ever had

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And guaranteed will ever have

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Because every successful YouTuber put they're heart and soul into this

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And we know out channels

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We know if something is wrong and if something has changed

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I check my videos every single day when I wake up and if something is different and off

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I would know about it

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The only reason I didn't know about it was because I was so busy when I was in LA

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That I couldn't even have time to do anything

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I couldn't check these sort of things so I thought it was my fault

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And like I said, this is not just affecting me, It's affecting other YouTubers and creators that you care about

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YouTube is tryna' kill my channel

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It is happening

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It's clear if you watch my analytics

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It's all going down there and I think my videos are better

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I think they're really funny and it seems that you guys enjoy them as well

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So it's a shame that it's going in this direction

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I'm not gonna let YouTube win

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I see how it is, it's because I have so many subscribers

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They're tryna kill my channel

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This is all a conspiracy!

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YouTube wants to kill my channel

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It's because I'm always complaining to them

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I don't have family friendly content

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I clickbait too much, huh, is that it?

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It all makes sense

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YouTube wants my channel gone

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They want someone else on top

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Someone really, extremely, cancerous

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Like Lilly Sings

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I'm white

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Can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem

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And I'm not gonna let YouTube win

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I'm not gonna let YouTube defeat me

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So I've decided

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The only way to stop my channel from dying

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I know you're gonna think I'm joking right now

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But I'm gonna delete my channel

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I swear to you

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At 50 million subs, when we hit 50 million

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A huge landmark coming up

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A huge deal, never been done before, no-one's even close

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I am deleting my channel

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And meanwhile remember to bing that button!

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Bing it!

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Bing that button!

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Do it!

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Bing it!

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Well, I hope this video had a decent enough purpose

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I'm sorry it was a little rambly

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I was supposed to shoot something else today

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I will delete my channel once Pewdiepie hits 50 million

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I think it's gonna be pretty fun, I'm excited to delete my channel

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And start fresh

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With a new shitty channel probably

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I won't quit YouTube, I'll just delete the channel

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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Bell me hard and I'll fuck you later