WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.960 Arghhhhaa...... 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.000 oh my oh my god 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:06.860 is it 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:07.740 time 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:09.000 another v 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:09.500 00:00:09.620 --> 00:00:11.240 another video 00:00:11.680 --> 00:00:12.640 another video 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:14.640 I thought I could cure him 00:00:14.760 --> 00:00:17.420 By getting rid of his forehead... BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH 00:00:17.880 --> 00:00:17.920 If I can beat this game, 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:19.400 if I could beat this game 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:20.860 Ainsley will LIVE. 00:00:21.140 --> 00:00:22.600 (sad music starts) 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:23.640 But if I can't 00:00:23.880 --> 00:00:26.220 we'll see each other in Nangiala :_-( 00:00:26.220 --> 00:00:27.640 wait I did not agree to this 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:29.480 you barbarian 00:00:29.840 --> 00:00:32.560 ♪ It's been a long day♪ 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:35.880 ♪without you my friend... ♪ 00:00:36.720 --> 00:00:38.700 ♪ And I'll tell you all about it ♪ 00:00:39.040 --> 00:00:41.040 ♪ when I see you again... ♪ 00:00:42.580 --> 00:00:44.720 pewds: when I see you again 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:46.640 ooohhhhhhhhh 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:47.460 ah okay 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:48.200 here we go 00:00:48.980 --> 00:00:49.480 so far 00:00:49.480 --> 00:00:50.740 we're doing great ainsley 00:00:52.120 --> 00:00:53.000 still alive 00:00:53.140 --> 00:00:54.260 still breathing 00:00:54.260 --> 00:00:56.100 but we gotta be ready for an attack 00:00:56.220 --> 00:00:57.020 at any point 00:00:57.260 --> 00:01:00.100 Wait! stopstopstopstopstopstop- Pewds: WHAT. 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:59.180 wait stopstopstop stop 00:00:59.180 --> 00:00:59.680 angry pewds:WHAT 00:01:00.020 --> 00:01:01.280 Alright, um...no...you do not go there 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:01.780 no ugh 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:03.020 you do not go there 00:01:03.020 --> 00:01:03.940 you go left 00:01:03.060 --> 00:01:05.100 You go left...yes um 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:04.840 yes umm 00:01:05.660 --> 00:01:06.780 ugh turns out no 00:01:07.300 --> 00:01:08.260 you go left now 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:09.420 you are going left 00:01:09.600 --> 00:01:11.440 screw that direction 00:01:11.900 --> 00:01:12.940 moving left now 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:17.660 ok 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:21.300 umm....that's a death there 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:24.140 why?? 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:25.960 well I guess our hero..... 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.440 Oh my god you just died 00:01:28.440 --> 00:01:30.920 Oh thats uh... It happens to the best of us 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:34.080 I don't see the fucking point. 00:01:34.080 --> 00:01:36.080 Like, you can't just randomly kill- 00:01:36.080 --> 00:01:38.080 00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:40.080 00:01:40.080 --> 00:01:42.080 00:01:52.880 --> 00:01:54.780 O.N: You died! Congrats Hero! 00:01:55.800 --> 00:01:57.740 What killed me?! 00:01:57.740 --> 00:01:58.500 What was that?! 00:01:58.500 --> 00:02:00.860 O.N: Oh, I see you're playing this game again. 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:04.600 Hm. Alright then. Well I guess we'll start from the drill again. 00:02:04.880 --> 00:02:06.320 Our hero awakens unde- 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:10.180 ALRIGHT. Death number "whatever", Moving on. 00:02:11.980 --> 00:02:12.920 UGH -.- 00:02:19.920 --> 00:02:21.120 Don't- Ssh. 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.120 (sad music again) 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:25.880 00:02:25.880 --> 00:02:26.840 So the apple is- uh- 00:02:26.840 --> 00:02:27.960 its the fucking apple 00:02:28.600 --> 00:02:29.980 What about the other one? 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:31.300 I don't tru- *BURP* 00:02:31.660 --> 00:02:32.640 I don't trust anything now 00:02:32.640 --> 00:02:33.140 Hey look- 00:02:33.140 --> 00:02:38.060 O.N: Man I haven't seen this many strokes of death since my last time masturbating 00:02:38.060 --> 00:02:40.060 P: Oh my god 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:43.200 *phew*:3 00:02:44.220 --> 00:02:45.100 I'm doing good 00:02:45.100 --> 00:02:48.140 I have not raged yet, so far I have not raged.^^ 00:02:45.780 --> 00:02:47.120 I have not raged yet 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:48.420 So far I have not Raged... 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:50.060 O.N: Oh I see you're playing again. 00:02:49.020 --> 00:02:51.380 Oh i see you're pl - SHUTUP 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:50.840 Pewds: shut up! 00:02:51.180 --> 00:02:52.400 O.N: hmm.. Pewds: shut! ):< 00:02:51.660 --> 00:02:54.560 ~~Pewds lost his s***~~ 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:53.600 Pewds: ssh! ):< 00:02:53.820 --> 00:02:54.900 O.N: It turns out.. 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.560 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:55.400 F#%k you!! ):< 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:56.000 [...]O.N:dead wrong 00:02:56.000 --> 00:03:01.680 [...]Pewds: THIS, F#%KING, BRIDGE, BETTER, NOT, FALL, ON, ME! ):< 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:03.920 [...] O.N: uhm so.. definitely go left.. [...] pewds: yes!:D 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:04.780 pewds: Okay let's.. 00:03:04.780 --> 00:03:05.960 O.N: totally the direction.. *mumble mumble* 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.400 pewds: shu.. shut up! [4x] shut the f#%k up![2x] 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:13.300 *Obnoxious Narrator still mumbling* *poods repeadly telling the Obnoxious Narrator to shut the hell up!* 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:20.920 *sad music starts to play* *poods and obnoxious narrator still doing the same* 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:25.680 Ainsley: I think this asshole is going to kill me..)': 00:03:25.820 --> 00:03:26.620 O.N: ugh a new story.. 00:03:26.620 --> 00:03:30.660 pewds: not the whole thing.. not the whole thing! Not the whole thing! ):< 00:03:30.660 --> 00:03:33.060 Please not the whole thing..*dying inside* 00:03:33.060 --> 00:03:36.200 O.N: Alright, a hero uh.. that's another death:D 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:40.680 O.N: well I guess our hero wakens in an open field or whatever..[fades away] 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:42.680 [sad music starts playing] 00:03:44.040 --> 00:03:44.540 *Insert bang sound effect* 00:03:46.340 --> 00:03:48.980 O.N: Oh I see you're playing this game again.. 00:03:49.100 --> 00:03:49.600 O.N: hmm.. 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:50.100 O.N: Alright then.. 00:03:50.100 --> 00:03:52.100 pewds: I'm soo.. I don't even wanna talk..):< [O.N. mumbles on] 00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:54.100 I'm just F#%KING PISSED!):< 00:03:54.100 --> 00:03:54.600 pewds: annoyed.. -.- 00:03:54.600 --> 00:03:56.600 [...] O.N: open field under an apple tree. 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.080 [...] O.N: Actually goddamned you have to go left! 00:03:59.580 --> 00:04:01.740 pewds: watch out for that f#%king cloud for some reason..-.- 00:04:01.740 --> 00:04:05.540 O.N: maybe you were supposed to go.. oh my god.. this is just getting sad now..)': 00:04:05.540 --> 00:04:07.540 pewds: WHAT HAPPENED?! o: 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:10.880 WHATHAPPENED?!?!? =.= 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:16.160 f#%k you mayn.. oh no Ainsley I'm sorry, I'm so sorry please 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:18.160 We're great, we're doing great..^^ 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:21.000 top A, top o- top class 00:04:21.980 --> 00:04:25.980 O.N: Alright, our hero awakens in an open field under an a- 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:26.480 (metal clank) 00:04:28.080 --> 00:04:31.420 O.N: Alright you are not playing the game anymore, you're just dying now..(: 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:34.940 pewds: uughh! 00:04:34.940 --> 00:04:37.140 O.N: yeah just keep and you sh- 00:04:37.140 --> 00:04:41.600 [dramatic music fades in] 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:42.840 O.N: oooh... 00:04:42.840 --> 00:04:45.020 pewds: okay, watch out! 00:04:45.020 --> 00:04:46.580 [...] O.N: it looks like that's a dead end.. 00:04:46.580 --> 00:04:48.100 [...] pewds: and then f#%k the cloud!! 00:04:48.100 --> 00:04:49.740 [...] O.N: maybe you were supposed to go right after all.. 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:50.760 [...] pewds: how do I get past- =.= 00:04:50.760 --> 00:04:52.000 [...] O.N: maybe I was.. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:53.180 [...] pewds: f#%k you cloud!(:< 00:04:53.180 --> 00:04:54.600 O.N: maybe it wa- 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:56.600 [...] pewds: just shut up! [2x] just..- =.= 00:04:56.600 --> 00:04:59.940 [...] O.N: well let's just think there, WHILE YOU'RE WALKING RIGHT!! 00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:01.800 pewds: okay.. .-. 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:04.660 now then..(: 00:05:04.660 --> 00:05:14.080 [complete utter silence except for in-game music and sound effect in the game..] 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:15.260 What do I do ?.? 00:05:17.020 --> 00:05:17.520 (metal clank) 00:05:17.520 --> 00:05:19.520 oh my god.. (I'm dying send help) 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:25.720 [ear rape!!!!] 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:29.720 pewds: Hey how's it going.. uhm.. jackspidecy here uhm.. 00:05:31.340 --> 00:05:33.880 Great.. great video, this has been.. 00:05:33.880 --> 00:05:36.540 I hope you've in- [...] having [...] I hope [...] I hope your.. 00:05:36.660 --> 00:05:37.620 ..having 00:05:37.620 --> 00:05:38.300 oOh! 00:05:39.320 --> 00:05:39.820 oOh! 00:05:41.840 --> 00:05:45.540 we're filming.. we're filming it like this now.. this is.. this is..(: 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:46.840 [poods has dieded inside now..] 00:05:46.840 --> 00:05:49.120 This is how I do my videos now(: 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:50.660 (metal clank) 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:52.000 okay, so now.. 00:05:52.640 --> 00:05:53.140 *burbs* 00:05:53.300 --> 00:05:56.740 there's the apple alright?! so how do I dodge the f#%king apple?!):< 00:05:58.540 --> 00:05:59.880 O.N: No amount of queen refrences will save you now 00:05:59.880 --> 00:06:03.020 Please for the love of god.. listen[2x] you're not a f#%king 00:06:03.060 --> 00:06:05.700 British person I can here you. You're just an American cunt, 00:06:05.700 --> 00:06:08.160 who's trying to be funny and witty, but you're just f#%king annoying.. 00:06:08.660 --> 00:06:09.620 okay? alright.. 00:06:09.620 --> 00:06:11.620 just shut up[2x] 00:06:11.620 --> 00:06:12.680 [...]O.N: Actually goddamned it 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:14.680 [...] pewds: Why do I have to hear the same f#%king thing 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.700 [pewds saying: over and over unlimited times] 00:06:18.700 --> 00:06:20.480 [...] pewds: 24 f#%king times..):< 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:22.480 I just don't see the *idea*? 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:24.740 Like let me just replay it, but I've got to listen to him 00:06:24.740 --> 00:06:28.360 every f#%king time, Jesus f#%king Christ! =.= 00:06:28.840 --> 00:06:30.240 just shut up!! )':< 00:06:30.380 --> 00:06:31.060 shut up! )':< 00:06:31.340 --> 00:06:34.080 oOh boy, oh boy, uuh.. 00:06:36.780 --> 00:06:38.780 why?! okay.. I need to just.. 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.160 I need to just focus[2x] :3 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.120 [up-beat music plays] 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.120 Okay, I can do this!:D 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:48.600 [...] O.N: Do you remember you can use WASD 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:52.180 [...] pewds: I'm just not gonna speak! I'm just gonna..[dies in-game] 00:06:52.180 --> 00:06:54.180 pewds: FOCUS! 00:06:54.180 --> 00:07:05.420 [up-beat music takes over all the sounds] 00:07:05.620 --> 00:07:07.160 okay, wuh- we- we're getting somewhere:D 00:07:09.340 --> 00:07:11.900 [...]O.N: Our hero passes a sign that says uhm.. 00:07:11.900 --> 00:07:13.680 [...] pewds: we did it! o: okay.. 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.340 uhh my god.. for f#%ks sake why.. .-. 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:17.860 why, just whu.. 00:07:18.960 --> 00:07:19.540 *snorts* 00:07:19.540 --> 00:07:21.200 O.N: Our hero passes, there is a cl- 00:07:21.200 --> 00:07:22.440 [...] How do I get pass that ?.? 00:07:22.440 --> 00:07:26.480 [...]O.N: looks like our hero has passed a sign that I believed was uh.. 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:27.440 [...] pewds: oh my god! 00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:30.500 [...] O.N: is uhm.. wait[3x] hold on[2x] 00:07:30.500 --> 00:07:32.560 O.N: I can read, I can, I can do this. uhm.. 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:33.060 (metal clank) 00:07:33.060 --> 00:07:34.020 O.N: uhm, uuhm.. 00:07:34.460 --> 00:07:34.960 O.N: read th- 00:07:34.960 --> 00:07:35.700 [...] pewds: wooah!!! o: 00:07:37.320 --> 00:07:37.940 wuaaah! 00:07:37.940 --> 00:07:39.360 [...]O.N: I can read this 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:39.960 [...] pewds: NO! NO! ):< 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:42.760 f#%k you mayn, f#%k you! got'em! (:< 00:07:43.140 --> 00:07:45.140 Give me a gun, give me a f#%king gun! I'll kill 00:07:45.140 --> 00:07:45.700 I'll kill'em 00:07:45.700 --> 00:07:46.740 [...] O.N: Okay yes! that's what is says 00:07:46.740 --> 00:07:47.400 [...] pewds: good game! 00:07:47.760 --> 00:07:49.980 No! we're not going- get the money..):< 00:07:49.980 --> 00:07:54.740 [sad music plays] 00:07:55.860 --> 00:07:59.420 Oh my god, I wanna die in my ass..*sounds nice* 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:02.020 Ey I dunno, why am I here? 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:05.760 Why am I here? I don't unders- I don't unders- I don't understand.. /: 00:08:07.300 --> 00:08:08.840 I'm not good at games! ):< 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:11.380 This is not my kind of game -.- 00:08:11.380 --> 00:08:11.880 alright. 00:08:14.620 --> 00:08:15.120 wow.. [ he says very enthusiastically] 00:08:16.580 --> 00:08:24.220 [poods making weird sounds into the microphone] (choking on that microphne if you know what I mean ;) 00:08:24.220 --> 00:08:28.680 [sad music plays] 00:08:32.500 --> 00:08:34.080 [...] O.N: Out of all the deaths- 00:08:35.640 --> 00:08:37.640 [sad music plays again] )': 00:08:41.040 --> 00:08:41.540 O.N: there's 00:08:45.280 --> 00:08:45.780 [poods grunts out of annoyance] 00:08:45.780 --> 00:08:47.780 [sad music plays yet again..] 00:08:47.780 --> 00:08:49.400 Okay I just gotta be fast! 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:52.600 [repeats just gotta be fast] 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:54.600 pewds: shut the f#- shut the fu- shut! shut! shut! 00:08:54.880 --> 00:08:56.880 Okay yeah it's great yeah, aah! hilarious 00:08:56.880 --> 00:09:00.160 okay I got' that's so funny and the guy keeps f#%king talking! 00:09:00.160 --> 00:09:02.880 no matter f#%king what! and it's just kinda f#%king annoying me 00:09:02.880 --> 00:09:03.920 at this point. -.- 00:09:04.060 --> 00:09:04.940 okay, here we go! 00:09:04.940 --> 00:09:05.840 [...] O.N: Watch this! 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:07.840 [...] pewds: No! Not gonna watch shit! 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:10.140 what the fuck just happened?! 00:09:10.140 --> 00:09:11.640 I'm alive![2x] 00:09:11.640 --> 00:09:13.500 I'm- I'm breathin'- I'm alive! 00:09:13.620 --> 00:09:14.940 I'm alive![2x] 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:15.740 APPLE!! 00:09:15.740 --> 00:09:16.240 [sad music plays] 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:17.720 pewds: f#%king apple ):< 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:20.740 THIS IS IT[2x] THIS IS HOW YOU DIE! 00:09:20.740 --> 00:09:22.740 THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! ):< 00:09:22.740 --> 00:09:24.740 [sad music continues] 00:09:26.980 --> 00:09:32.940 *It's been a loooong daaay without you my friend* 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:39.460 *And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again* 00:09:39.740 --> 00:09:45.380 *We've come a looong waay, from where we began!* 00:09:45.700 --> 00:09:54.420 *Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again! When I see you again* 00:09:55.360 --> 00:10:05.980 *When I see you agaaain! OOOOOoOOOOo! uuuUU!* 00:10:07.520 --> 00:10:08.020 pewds: what's tha- 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:12.980 Made in Wall Street Journal 00:10:13.740 --> 00:10:16.340 Wow! What a clever joke!:3 *hehe* *brofist!*