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(下集待續~又要等下禮拜囉~

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嗨~大家好~ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

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這天

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又像其他的日子一樣(´;ω;`)

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已經很晚了(´;ω;`)

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我的老天鵝阿，已經這麼晚了(´;ω;`)

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工作到這麼晚了,我還真是個社畜(´;ω;`)

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但我還是要錄影片辣(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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然後我找到一些不錯的(ゝ∀･)

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嘿,還記得那些未完待續的MEME嗎?

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Pewdiepie:最後一次玩MEME--再一次

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你懂我DER(ゝ∀･)

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超好笑DER( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡ﾟ

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我幹嘛這樣阿σ(´∀｀*)

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因為爽啦(ﾟ∀。)

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我們要來看一些未完待續的影片

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因為他們很有趣(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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我們來看一下

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我的老天鵝阿

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這傢伙在攀岩欸(ﾟ∀。)

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不知道接下來會發生什麼呢(ﾟ∀。)

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他要跳了Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

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我的老天鵝阿(;◉∀◉)オッ(∀◉)◉ハッ(;∀)◉◉ヨｫー!!!

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WTF?我需要知道發生了什麼事!

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如果你們到現在還不知道這是啥

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這是在惡搞,JOJO的奇妙冒險第3季-星塵鬥士

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這影片的標題是飛過懸崖 對嗎(`・ω・´)?

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我一定要找到原影片(`・ω・´)

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這上面有嗎(`・ω・´)?

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是這個嗎(`・ω・´)?

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男人存活於...

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該死的(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

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是這個嗎?

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對,就是這個(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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對,就是這個! OK!

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他真的成功了嗎(*´･д･)?

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哦，哦，我的老天鵝阿，他成功了Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

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哦，我的老天，他成功了(ﾟд⊙)

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怎麼做的(ﾟд⊙)?

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(☉д⊙)

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哦 我恨他(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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我恨他(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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(ﾒ ﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ

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天殺的智障(ﾒ ﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ

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“額~，我超愛腎上腺素(ﾟ∀。)”
天殺的白痴,耶穌基督阿(`3´)

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哦,太棒了(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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更多生命受到威脅的情況

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這只是 - 這只是獅子。他們就只有可愛。他們就只是 - 哦，天啊(つд⊂)

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會發生什麼(*´･д･)?

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這梗就像這樣;你永遠不知道會..

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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哦，我超喜歡它這樣在恐怖的時間點結束
(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

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因為我們都有過那種瞬間(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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當一切都看似好玩的時候，然後突然之間：哦!我的天阿!(́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

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這有點像 - 那個時候，Michael把我騙進警車的時候

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(ﾟ∀。)

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掰掰~Michael~

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不....(☉д⊙)

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不..然而沒什麼卵用

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哦，哇，這是..

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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嘿，看，這是Michael!

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這到底是三小(*´･д･)?

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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wwwww

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這是我看過最爛的一個了 這倒底是三小( ˘•ω•˘ )

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是寶可夢欸(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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這是進化欸(ﾟ∀。)

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他會打下去欸(ﾟ∀。)

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wwww

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哦，可憐的傢伙

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哦!黑暗靈魂(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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他在對它射箭

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在一個安全的距離......

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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那超棒DER(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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這是真的很好(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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耶穌基督阿 那臉真他喵的可怕(つд⊂)

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“我有點怕" 怕啥(*´･д･)?

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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不(´;ω;`)

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ww

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不ww要ww

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(*´д`)

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為什麼要這麼做？為什麼要這麼做？你為什麼要這麼做..

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好了，太好了，現在我永遠不會相信有人可以把蘋果從我的...  那個叫什麼來著 他來自哪來著..

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哦，對了！他要從他兒子頭上射掉蘋果，救他一命

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你看那個傢伙的臉。這就是我的表情了。放大這個傢伙。那是我(´・ω・`)

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真的是我(´・ω・`)

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好吧 你知道嗎?

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在我看到這個之前,我還真認為沒有任何一部是最爛的

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未完待續MEME(ﾟ∀。)

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他們超棒DER(ﾟ∀。)

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他們超棒DER(´・ω・`)

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除了這個(´・ω・`)

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噢，我看過這個了(・∀・)

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這個瘋狂DER(・∀・)

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這個他喵的超瘋狂DER(ﾟ∀。)

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我一定要給你們看一下

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到底是?  他們到底是怎麼活下來的，你知道嗎?  有那麼多人死於一堆狗屎爛蛋欸

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他們怎麼活下來的？這個真的是他喵得太酷了(ﾟ∀。)

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因為,這場災難沒帶走任何人的性命欸(ﾟ∀。)

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為什麼他要他喵的待在機翼那邊!?

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你看看他! 他們愈來愈近了!

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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幹(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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哦! 痛!(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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我要 它受到傷害！(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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這感覺@#% 我要感覺到$#%$#

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我不喜歡這樣(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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*我相信我能飛沖天*

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(ﾟ∀。)

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這他喵的都在公三小阿? 這個... 貓不擊掌的 好ㄇ(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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這真是折ww磨ww

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(ﾟ∀。)

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然後他們接下來要怎麼著陸勒(́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

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σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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哦~是哈巴狗欸(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

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ヾ(*´∀ ˋ*)ﾉ

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ヾ(*´∀ ˋ*)ﾉ

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但到底是為啥(´･ω･`)

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但是為什麼(´･ω･`)

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我可能有點刁鑽 但是你為啥要他喵的做這些(´･ω･`)

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我會想要帶Slippy一起上去啦(ﾟ∀。)

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那會挺酷的欸(ﾟ∀。)

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(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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有一部分的我超想要他們死的(´;ω;`)

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我不知道欸 我又覺得有部分的我不敢看他們死掉(´;ω;`)

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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你看，這些不... 好吧 這些很有趣,好嗎(´・ω・`)

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但這個沒有卵用 我已經看到他發生了 好ㄇ(´・ω・`)

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那 那些你不知道它之後會發生什麼的  那些才惠這個梗

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他有沒有死啦(`・ω・´)

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很顯然 他只是會受到傷害 我是要看他們會不會死啦

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(`・ω・´)

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我知道這樣講很病態很奇怪 但這是事實阿

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他會... 他好像會.. 哦 他會掉下去嗎? 對

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他會像他喵的小婊子一樣掉進水裡

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這裡才不能用未完待續勒 除非他腿斷掉或其他的 像是:我不在乎(`・ω・´)

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好吧 這個很有趣(*´∀`)

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好喇 這個很好笑啦(ﾟ∀。)

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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發生了三小!?

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你看 這個就是我在說得!

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如果你不知道  如果他們 -

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我的意思是 他們一定死了(´・ω・`)

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喔喔...讓我稍微說一下俄羅斯  WTF 你到底在衝尛?

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你有沒有.. 你沒有網路嗎? 你一定要無聊到跳樓就對了?

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為什麼要他喵的.. 喔.. 那是假的(´・ω・`)

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因為那是假人(´・ω・`)

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我可能..  好吧 我明白了 這是假的(´・ω・`)

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天殺的 我想讓他死(´;ω;`)

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我為啥要說出來? 我到底是在?

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你看 我都知道會發生什麼 他開了一槍 拜託喔(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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他喵的學一下怎麼用MEME 好ㄇ(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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要不就滾蛋(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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不好笑(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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他就只是跌倒而已(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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他也只是跌倒而已(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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這個可能好一點(´・ω・`)

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好吧 這個沒有(´・ω・`)

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除非他脖子斷掉之類的 不然我不在乎(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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好吧 我不在乎(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)

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哦 不 他摔倒了(#`Д´)ﾉ

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你他媽的是智障嗎? 是誰在裝廚(#`Д´)ﾉ

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(ﾟ∀。)

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wwwwww

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耶穌基督阿w 五月欸w 我回得太晚了w

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在這個秀裡面的大麻是真的嗎?

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wwww

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做得好(ゝ∀･)b

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至少有些人真的有他喵的幽默

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到底有誰要聞起來像非洲?

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wwwww

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好ㄅ

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哦(*´･д･)?

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哦(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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哦(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！

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水啦(́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

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ww

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我的意思是 不(つд⊂)

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不~

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ww

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哦 我的老天鵝阿

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你可以聽到Playstation的音樂欸(´･д･｀)

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這要持續多久(´･д･｀)?

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他在尻尻 對吧(´･д･｀)?

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大家好阿~

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哈囉哈囉~ 歡迎喔~

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(´⊙ω⊙`)

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(´⊙ω⊙`)

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相機開了欸σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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那ww張ww臉ww

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當我說跳時候 好嗎？

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跳!

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σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

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我知道他只是孩子,但它一樣很有趣,好ㄇ?

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我等不及有個孩子,然後玩爆他們(ﾟ∀。)

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(ﾟ∀。)

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結束了(*´･д･)?

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哦!

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ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

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這轉捩點!

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ヾ(*´∀ ˋ*)ﾉ

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哦 他喵的ヾ(*´∀ ˋ*)ﾉ

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σ`∀´)σ

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WTF(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

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我很困惑w 我真的很困惑w

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我w 現在這就代表我了w

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ww

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好吧，伙計們，我希望你能喜歡這部影片。如果你有，就按下喜歡並繼續看其他影片

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和往常一樣...

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保持下去,兄弟們