Edgar : HEY POODS
I miss you :(
I wanna spend time with you
Everyday you spend with... Slippy
SAD MUSIC AND CUTENESS OVERLOAD <not me, he ain't my dog, take him>
OLD PEWDIEPIE
Edgar : I MISS YOU
I miss hanging out with you
LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS
I miss being your friend
♪♪ SAD MUSIC CONTINUES ♪♪
Let's do .. some DOGA
PEWDS : DOGA? WHAT IS THAT EDGAR ?
Yoga for dogs
<<LAUGHS>>
INTRODUCTION MUSIC I DON'T F*****N KNOW
OHHH? LET'S DO A COUPLE CHAPTERS
Just Like The Good Ol' Days
Edgar : WHAT DO YOU SAY PEWDS ? LET'S DO IT
PEWDS : No
There's no way we could ever do this
MAYA
MAYA<FOR REAL PEWDS?> : I'LL GO WITH U
I LOVE YOGA
♪♪ SAD MUSIC AGAIN ♪♪
DAT ZOOM THO
MAYA : I'LL DO YOGA WITH YOU
I LOVE YOGA
I DO IT WITH MARZIA ALL THE TIME
MAYA : CHAPTER ONE
UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
DO YOU WANNA TRY THAT MAYA ?
YOU WANNA DO THAT ONE ?
YOU WANNA GO UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ? <uhmmmm>
okay we start with the MOUNTAIN POSE
THEN WE STAND FORWARD AND BEND THE OUTANASANA
AND THE TATASANA
AND THEN WE GO TO THE OUTKANASANA
AND THEN THE OU-TANA-SANAAA
AND THEN THE TATASANAA <i don't even know anymore>
oh she loves it
Look at her she's so happy! <giggles>
MAYA (IN A DEEP VOICE) : I FUCKIN HATE YOU
<hhhh>
THE BOOK SAYS IT'S OK , SO..
THIS IS NOT TERRORIZING YOUR DOG
THE BOOKS SAYS IT'S OK SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
HERE WE GO <sensei>
♪♪JAPANESE FLUTES ♪♪
(let go of me)
<LAUGHS>
AS IF
WHAT IS THIS DOG ? WHAT , DID HE DRUG THEIR DOG ?
OK , SO IN THIS ONE
YOU
BASICALLY KNEE YOUR DOG IN THE...
GENITALSS- <cracks up>
<LAUGHING WEIRDLY>
JUST REALLY, REALLY HARD MORTAL KOMBAT FINISHER
<hhhh>
PEWDS : EDGAR IT'S YOUR TURN
EDGAR : OH MY GOD , IT'S MY TIME TO PROVE MYSELF
FOR PEWDS
OH MY GOD , I FUCKIN LOVE YOGA , I FUCKIN LOVE IT , I FUCKIN LIVE FOR THIS SHIT MAN . PEWDS FINALLY ..
♪♪EXCITING♪♪
<WEIRD GROANING MOAN>
PEWDS : I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM DO THAT NOISE BEFORE
<<SO MUCH HAPPENING>>
EDGAR'S BONE CRASH
WHOAAAAAAH
FATALITY
GOOD THING I DONT HAVE ANY BALLS
Bring your hand to the front torso as long- I don't care. okay
Basically you just rub your dog's belly
Love dog yoga... Dyou like it Maya?
Am I doing it right?
<butt>
We're doing the alanasa (??), Maya
Yesh
The alanasa (???)
I think she likes it (maya feeling zen)
I think she likes the alanasa (???? I can't)
How is this good for your dog??
Stay, for fuck's sake (fanfiction material)
<laughs> fuck's sake
Was it cool?
Was it cool??
Alright you wanna do this one, Edgar?
The utitah (help)
triconasana (captioner is dying)
So you start off like this...
Then you do the utitah-trikunasah
(why)
(why me)
This one is called
'trusting me'
hey
Call dog security, I don't trust in him
Ohh that's good. You trust in me :') <kiss>
That's good
Ohhh I feel a lot of trust being built here Edgar how do you feel
Relaxed [x2]
That's it. Trust me [x2]
Oh! Good dog! OUH
Hey we built some trust here today
<laughs>
<laughs> it's working!!
Never seen him this calm in my life!
what the fuck is happening
edgar: now can we kill slippy
not until you fight to the death
we had an agreement
edgar: I'll get that son of a bitch >:(
edgar: I'm ready for the advanced shit
now, you gotta trust meh
look forward
ouhh
edgar: ouh that feels good poods
edgar: I really enjoyed it- <pewds cracks up>
aaw I feel gr8
aawh I feel fantastic
<pewds cracking up> whatthefu-
can he stay still??
the surferrr (sounds sexy ;D)
edgar: you need at least a hundred percent synchronisation to pull it off
edgar: do you really think we can do it
<intense music>
<such excite>
<anticipation is killing me>
get ready, get set...
fuckin' idiot you so stupid (poor edgar)
oHh
noOOooo
NOOOO
edgar... you left me hanging
whai :<
why did you do it
why edgar :'((
edgar: these fingers taste fuckin' great man
this is what you wanted all along... my fingers
edgar: yes... I only did your will-
edgar: I tricked you... so you could be too weak to defend yourself
edgar: your fingers are mine poods. THEY'RE MINE