DANNY
DANNY GET OUTOFTHERE!
DANNY IT'S NOT REAL! DA-
*Quantum Leap Theme*
DANNY IT'S NOT REAL!
DANNY GET OUT OF THERE!
Danny
Danny are you playing with the- Can you hear me?
I might as well j-, play this myself then I guess.
I guess I have no other CHOICE!
But to play this game myself.
It's- I don't want to, I guess. Just to show you that it's wrong I will do it.
Were gonna play, oh so it's tropical girls VR.
This game was announced pretty much very early.
HO!
Ho Hoooe hohohohoho!
Ha- my han-
Wow!
Thank you.
Thank youu.
Wow.
Well hello, what a nice pool. It really looks like real water there.
This truly feels like the future.
Can I walk, Oh my gawd I can walk.
Wo- oh my GOD.
There's hot babes everywhere.
Of course I can't interact with shit.
Don't worry about me ladies. I may look like i'm a table-
Actually that's perfect.
I am a table!
Keep doing what you're doing.
Wow.
HuhahA
It looks so shit. Like, honestly.
Wow, you look-
You look good there, You look good merging with the-
The fUcking wall.
A'ight, I'm just gonna drown myself.
(silence)
Yep, this is much better.
This is definitely more interesting.
This is the game that, as soon they announced VR, everyone was like:
"Oh my god, I'm gonna play porn on the VR, it's gonna be so-"
(jumpscare sound effect)
HEY
Jesus chri- that's close.
Excuse me.
It's day 64.
I've been - I've been camping out here away from the girls.
I hate them.
They're disgusting.
Where am I?
Oh, I'm here.
Okay
Paid um, paid money for that one.
That's pretty cool, that's a pretty cool game.
Okay so I-
This is kinda weird, cuz in this game I am in first person.
But you guys will see me as third person.
I dunno.
lets-
Ohmygod this is so strange.
Where am- Why am I out here?
Oh!
Can I come in pls?
(guitar music)
HEyy!
AAAAAAEUH
Ere we go.
One uhh, Brofist pls.
Ah There we go my ha- No, wrong hand movement.
What the fuck are you doing?
Calm down.
AH, NO!
Put it down!
Shit
I'm not doing anything!
Okay, let's just go over here.
Let's change song.
Here we go.
'Scuse me chair?
Ueuh.
Uuuuuh
Yaaaaah
Yeaaaah, that's goood
Uauah
Can I sssssm-
OHH, got 'em!
I got 'em!
OH Oh it's on!
Oh oh oh
You want some of this?
You want some of this, bitch?!
Yeh, that's right, I'll fuck you up!
I'll fuck you up
[shit meme]
[ironic laughing]
Nope, NOO he's slapping me!
Ueh, ueh.
Ueeeh
waah
I'll take you on, Everyone!
Every single last one of-
One of you, huhehey!
WHOA, SHIT, he did a roundhouse kick!
Stop!
I blocked it!
NOOO!
I died!
I gotta pick myself up!
Ah shit I flew everywhere.
Fuck, where am I?
Damn it!
Damn It!
Game: The bartender won't serve you down there.
Game: Maybe next time, you should pick yourself up!
Shut the fuck up.
WOW THAT'S COOL!
This is cool actually.
Okay so I can walk, How do I walk forward?
Lantern, calm down.
How do I walk?
YAW ehe.
*Intense button clicking*
Wow, This is creepy guys.
This is actually pretty scary.
I really feel like i'm in a corridor.
This better- This better be a porn game, Danny.
I swear to god.
Can I walk a lil' slower?
Some creatures are attract- Oh.
Better uh, turn it off, then.
God, it's scary This is scary. I'm scared, I don't like it.
Hello?
Aight let's check where we are.
Okay
Where VEE are. [sounds like "VR"]
Oh goD THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME!
OH BAD!
UEUH MY GOD
This is really scary I don't like it.
I don't wanna play this.
I don't know what that is but i'll be going this way!
Some creatures will only- Shut the fuck up text.
BUEHB
Jäv-! (I don't want to) I don't-
Alright uh.
next game
On second thoughts I think this game is pretty good actually!
Hey how you doin?
What's your name?
(high voice) Lisaa
WOW JE- Don't do that, do not do that, Do not dooooo
How you doin down there?
Keep doing your thing you're doing a great job.
Hello, Hello
Welcome to.. Don't Tell Marzia Productions ™
Okay Next one-
Danny lo- Danny loves this one!
wow
what a good game
wow
oh I'm going this way.
Now i'm going this way.
Oh I see.
(silence)
(sound returns)
(silence)
So you go forward- oh swing your arms!
Ooh, okay now it makes sense!
Holy shit i'm fast.
Holy fuck i'm good.
Wow!
wOw this is so cool!
Take me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WOOOOOOOOOw
That was cool
Ohmygod I killed a deer.
I killed another one.
I feel sick.
I found the best game of all time by the way, no joke no joke this time.
No jo- not this time!
nonono.
not this time.
Trump simulator VR, Let's go.
Aight so i'm Trump right?
Eeeey, ay it's Trump.
I believe I am the Trump. HEHE
I'm so beautiful!
Game: Mr. Truuump
P: Yeh
Game: Mr. Trump you're on stage in fiiiive.
P: eeeexcuse me?
G: I left a to do list for ya.
Game: If you could just get through that that would be greaat.
P: It's so good to be Trump.
This is the worst Trump impression ever.
But man, I look good.
You can't say I don't look good.
How good do I look, I'm Trump.
scuze me.
scuze me
*Deep throating*
Oh my god we got STEAAK
The Trump Steak!
Oh my- I alway-
I've always wanted to have a Trump steak!
I can't reach it!
FUCK!
I can't it's not fai- Trump: WRONG!
Trump: China
Trump: President
Trump: Make
Trump: I
Trump: Wall
(silence)
(BRAP)
Got my Beer.
*pouring noise*
Yeh
Get that powa!
*MORTAL COMBAT!*
The drift
The Jaegartack.
Based on DARPA jet fighter neural systems.
Two pilots mind melding through memories with the bodies of a giant machine.
The deeper the bond,
The better you fight!
*MORTAL COMBAT!*
Fuck you man!
watchugot
I'll fight you both at the same time
At the same god damn time.
I'm kungfu master.
*intense fighting noises*
wtachuwant watchuwant
AAH
ueh
UEH.
Ueh!
Uh
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