WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 DANNY 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.000 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:02.920 DANNY IZAĐI ODATLE 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:04.120 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:05.920 DANNY TO NIJE STVARNO! DA- 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:13.020 00:00:13.900 --> 00:00:15.160 DANNY TO NIJE STVARNO! 00:00:19.580 --> 00:00:20.980 DANNY IZAĐI ODATLE! 00:00:22.680 --> 00:00:23.720 DANNY IZAĐI ODATLE! 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:25.480 Danny 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:29.440 Danny da li se igrš sa-možeš li me čuti? 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:36.880 Ja mogu, igrati sam, valjda. 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:39.620 pretpostavljam da nemam drugog IZBORA 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.200 nego da igram sam ovu igru. 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:47.260 Ne želim, valjda. samo da vam pokažem da je pogrešno, uradiću to. 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:50.560 Igraćemo, oh tropical girls VR. 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:54.260 ova igra je objavljena veoma rano. 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:58.380 HO! 00:01:00.440 --> 00:01:02.500 Ho Hooo hohohohoho! 00:01:04.260 --> 00:01:04.840 Ha-moje ruk- 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:06.540 wow 00:01:09.620 --> 00:01:10.380 Hvala 00:01:11.220 --> 00:01:12.060 Hvalaa 00:01:13.460 --> 00:01:13.960 wow 00:01:14.720 --> 00:01:19.360 Pa, zdravo, kako lijep bazen. Zaista izgleda kao da se tu nalazi prava voda. 00:01:20.060 --> 00:01:22.300 Ovo zaista djeluje kao budućnost. 00:01:22.300 --> 00:01:24.000 Mogu li hodati? Oh moj Božee mogu hodati. 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.140 Wo-oh moj Bože! 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:30.360 Svuda zgodne cure. 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:32.280 Naravno, ne mogu dijelovati ni na što. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.360 Ne brinite za mene dame. Možda izgledam kao da sam stol- 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:37.700 Zapravo to je super. 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:39.000 Ja sam stol! 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.560 Nastavite da radite to što radite. 00:01:40.740 --> 00:01:41.320 Wow. 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:42.820 HuahahA 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:45.140 Izgleda usranu. Mislim, iskreno. 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:46.240 Wow, ti izgledaš- 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:49.000 Izgledaš dobro, izgledaš dobro dok se spajaš sa- 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:50.800 jebenim zidom. 00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:52.880 Dobro, samo ću se udaviti. *sarkastično* 00:01:53.540 --> 00:01:56.520 (tišina) 00:01:57.860 --> 00:01:59.460 Yep, ovo je mnogo bolje. 00:02:00.180 --> 00:02:01.820 Ovo je definitivno zanimljivije. 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:05.220 Ovo je igra koja, čim je objavljena, svi su bili kao: 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.920 ''O moj Bože, igraću porno igre na VR, biće tako-'' 00:02:08.220 --> 00:02:08.720 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:09.500 HEJ 00:02:09.500 --> 00:02:11.040 Isuse Bož-to je bilo blizu. 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:12.340 Ja se izvinjavam. 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.060 Dan 64. 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:18.720 Ja sam - ja sam kampovao ovdje, daleko od djevojaka. 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:20.240 Mrzim ih. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:21.940 Odvratne su. 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:23.120 Gdje sam? 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:24.040 Oh, tu sam. 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:24.740 U redu. 00:02:24.860 --> 00:02:26.320 Platio sam, um, platio sam novac za to. (ironično) 00:02:27.480 --> 00:02:29.220 To je prilično kul, prilično kul igra. 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:34.380 U redu, ja- 00:02:34.620 --> 00:02:37.700 Ovo je nekako čudno, zato što sam ja u prvom licu. 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:40.320 Ali vi me vidite u trećem licu. 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:42.220 Nezz. 00:02:42.220 --> 00:02:42.720 hajde- 00:02:43.100 --> 00:02:44.940 Oh moj Bože ovo je tako čudno. 00:02:46.220 --> 00:02:47.980 Gdje sa- Zašto sam ovdje? 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:48.680 Oh! 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.380 Mogu li ući molim vas? 00:02:53.700 --> 00:02:54.200 *zvuk gitare* 00:02:54.620 --> 00:02:55.120 Hejj! 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:57.780 *vrištanje* 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:00.600 'ajmo! 00:03:02.160 --> 00:03:04.820 Jedno uhh, Brofist molim lijepo. 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:08.720 Ah tako, moje ruk- ne, pogrešan pokret rukama. 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:10.940 Kojeg đavola ti izvodiš? 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:11.780 Smiri se. 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:12.560 Smiri se. 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:13.720 AH;NE! 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:15.060 Spusti to! 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:16.620 Sranje. 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.400 Ne radim ništa! 00:03:19.740 --> 00:03:21.280 Dobro, idemo ovamo. 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:24.060 Promijenimo pjesmu. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:25.720 Idemo. 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:30.400 Stolico, ja sa izvinjavam? 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:31.600 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:33.400 00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:35.180 Daaaa 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:37.580 Daaa, to je dobro! 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.440 00:03:39.640 --> 00:03:40.960 Mogu li udariti- 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.360 OHH, to! 00:03:43.500 --> 00:03:44.060 Imam ga! 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:46.520 Oh! Idemo! 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:47.520 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:48.280 Želiš malo ovoga? 00:03:48.600 --> 00:03:49.960 Želiš malo ovoga, kujo? 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:51.840 Da, tako je, razjebat ću te! 00:03:51.900 --> 00:03:52.700 Razjebat ću te! 00:03:54.020 --> 00:03:55.640 00:03:55.640 --> 00:03:56.520 *ironično smijanje* 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.360 Nope, NEE šamara me! 00:03:58.500 --> 00:03:59.860 00:04:00.100 --> 00:04:00.880 00:04:01.100 --> 00:04:01.600 00:04:01.860 --> 00:04:03.400 Sve ću vas stići, SVE! 00:04:03.460 --> 00:04:05.220 Svakoga od- 00:04:05.640 --> 00:04:07.380 vas, *huhehehey*! 00:04:08.260 --> 00:04:10.580 WHOA,SRANJE, uradio je udarac iz okreta! 00:04:11.580 --> 00:04:12.080 Prestani! 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:13.120 Blokirao sam ga 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:15.360 NEEEEEE! 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:16.060 Umro sam! 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:17.940 Moram se dići! 00:04:18.620 --> 00:04:19.860 Ah sranje, svuda sam se razletio. 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:21.760 Sranje, gdje sam? 00:04:25.860 --> 00:04:26.420 Dovraga! 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:28.540 Doovraga! 00:04:28.540 --> 00:04:30.760 Igra: Konobar vas neće poslužiti ovdje dole. 00:04:31.060 --> 00:04:32.880 Igra: Možda sljedeći put, trebaš se sabrati i podići! 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.160 Začepi! 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:41.340 WOW TO JE SUPER! 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.680 Ovo je zapravo kul. 00:04:44.820 --> 00:04:47.460 U redu, kako hodam? Kako idem naprijed? 00:04:48.420 --> 00:04:49.620 Lampo, smiri se. 00:04:53.320 --> 00:04:54.200 Kako hodam? 00:04:55.100 --> 00:04:55.920 YAW ehe 00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:02.500 *napeto klikanje gumbova* 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:07.260 Wow, ljudi ovo je zastrašujuće. 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:09.680 Ovo je zaista zastrašujuće. 00:05:10.280 --> 00:05:12.680 Zaista se osjećam kao da sam u rudniku. 00:05:14.460 --> 00:05:16.960 Bolje je- bolje je da ovo bude porno igra Danny. 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:18.180 Kunem se Bogom 00:05:21.660 --> 00:05:23.260 Mogu li hodati mal' sporije? 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.760 Neka bića privlači-Oh! 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.800 Bolje da, uh, ugasim, onda. 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:34.080 Bože, strašno je. Ovo je strašno. Uplašen sam, ne sviđa mi se. 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:36.740 Zdravo? 00:05:41.140 --> 00:05:42.520 Dobro, da provjerimo gdje se nalazimo. 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:44.660 u redu. 00:05:46.420 --> 00:05:47.300 Gdje smo? 00:05:48.900 --> 00:05:51.780 OH BOŽE NE! NEŠTO SE NALAZI IZA MENE! 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:54.640 OH OVO JE LOŠE! 00:05:56.900 --> 00:05:58.840 UEUH MOJ BOŽE 00:05:58.840 --> 00:06:01.060 Ovo je zaista strašno, ne sviđa mi se. 00:06:01.520 --> 00:06:02.660 Ne želim da igram ovo. 00:06:03.580 --> 00:06:06.060 Ne znam šta je to bilo aliv ja idem ovim putem! 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:09.400 Neka bića će samo.- Začepi tekstu! 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:12.060 00:06:12.060 --> 00:06:14.160 *swearing in Sweeden* (Neću) Neću- 00:06:16.520 --> 00:06:18.000 Dobro uh. 00:06:19.100 --> 00:06:19.660 sljedeća igra- 00:06:24.640 --> 00:06:28.720 U drugu ruku, mislim da je ova igra prilično dobra zapravo! 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:30.680 Hej kako si? *flertovanje* 00:06:30.960 --> 00:06:32.000 Kako se zoveš? 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:33.600 (visokim glasom) Lisa 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.440 WOW, Isu- nemoj to da radiš, ne radi to, nemoooj! 00:06:41.620 --> 00:06:42.480 Kako ide tamo dole? 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.760 Nastavi da radiš to, radiš odličan posao. 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:46.920 Zdravo, zdravo! 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:50.200 Dobro došla u...Nemoj reći Marziji Productions 00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:55.920 u redu, sljedeća 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:57.780 Danny vo. Danny voli ovu! 00:06:59.240 --> 00:06:59.740 wow 00:07:00.140 --> 00:07:01.180 kako dobra igrica 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:05.540 wow 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:08.940 Oh, idem ovamo 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.760 sada idem ovamo 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:16.600 Oh vidim! 00:07:21.500 --> 00:07:22.000 (tišina) 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:23.420 00:07:25.520 --> 00:07:26.020 00:07:27.420 --> 00:07:29.900 Znači ideš naprijed- oh zamahni rukama! 00:07:30.960 --> 00:07:33.300 Ooh u redu, sada ima smisla! 00:07:34.060 --> 00:07:35.780 Sranje baš sam brz. 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:38.000 U pi*ku materinu kako sam dobar! 00:07:41.960 --> 00:07:42.460 Wow! 00:07:45.200 --> 00:07:46.740 wow ovo je odlično! 00:07:51.620 --> 00:07:52.120 Uzmi me! 00:07:58.360 --> 00:07:59.680 WOOOOOOOOOw 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:01.200 to je bilo kul! 00:08:01.400 --> 00:08:03.160 OHMOJBOŽE ubio sam jelena. 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:04.440 Ubio sam još jednog- 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:08.660 Muka mi je. 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:16.900 Usput, našao sam najbolju igricu svih vremena, bez zezanja ovaj put. 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.720 Bez ze- ne ovaj put! 00:08:19.020 --> 00:08:19.720 nenene 00:08:19.900 --> 00:08:20.860 ne ovaj put 00:08:21.500 --> 00:08:23.100 Trump simulator VR, idemo! 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:24.800 U redu, znači ja sa, Trump? 00:08:25.940 --> 00:08:28.200 eeeey, Trump je. 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.800 Vjerujem da sam ja Trump. Hehe 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:33.280 Prelijep sam! 00:08:33.340 --> 00:08:34.380 Igra: Gospodine Truump 00:08:34.380 --> 00:08:34.880 Pewds: Yeh 00:08:34.880 --> 00:08:37.260 Igra: Gsop. Trump, izlazite na scenu za 5 minuta. 00:08:37.260 --> 00:08:38.420 president: ja se izvinjavam?: 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:40.100 Igra: Ostavila sam vam listu obaveza! 00:08:40.100 --> 00:08:43.940 Igra: Ako biste samo mogli da pogledate, bilo bi super. 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:45.720 P: kako je dobro biti Trump. 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.340 Ovo je najgora impresija Trumpa ikad. 00:08:48.660 --> 00:08:50.440 Ali čovječe, dobro izgledam. 00:08:50.700 --> 00:08:52.500 Ne možete reći da ne izgledam dobro. 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:54.720 Kako izgledam, Ja sam Trump- 00:08:55.140 --> 00:08:56.000 'se izvinjavam. 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:57.040 'se izvinjavam. 00:08:58.800 --> 00:09:01.920 00:09:02.660 --> 00:09:04.520 Oh Bože imamo odrezak! 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:06.080 Trumo odrezak! 00:09:06.800 --> 00:09:08.080 Oh moj- Uvijek sam- 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:10.540 Uvijek sam želio da imam Trump odrezak 00:09:13.280 --> 00:09:14.400 Ne mogu ga dohvatiti! 00:09:18.340 --> 00:09:18.840 Sranje! 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.560 Ne mogu, nije fer-pogrešno! 00:09:23.160 --> 00:09:23.960 T: Kina 00:09:24.780 --> 00:09:25.500 T: predsjednik 00:09:25.580 --> 00:09:26.080 T: napraviti 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:26.580 T: ja 00:09:26.580 --> 00:09:27.380 T:zid 00:09:28.040 --> 00:09:29.160 00:09:37.680 --> 00:09:38.180 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:42.620 Imam svoje pivo. 00:09:43.060 --> 00:09:43.560 *zvuk sipanja* 00:09:43.560 --> 00:09:44.060 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:45.680 Prikupi moć! 00:09:45.800 --> 00:09:47.100 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:48.980 00:09:49.620 --> 00:09:50.820 00:09:51.520 --> 00:09:54.200 00:09:54.480 --> 00:10:00.000 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:02.140 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.680 00:10:05.060 --> 00:10:06.260 00:10:11.140 --> 00:10:11.700 Jebi se čovječe! 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:13.200 štatiimaš 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:16.440 Boriću se sa obojicom u isto vrijeme! 00:10:16.520 --> 00:10:17.880 U isto vražije vrijeme! 00:10:17.880 --> 00:10:19.340 Ja sam kungfu master! 00:10:20.460 --> 00:10:21.240 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:23.200 'ta hoćeš? 'ta hoćeš? 00:10:23.220 --> 00:10:23.860 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:25.220 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.120 *zvukovi* 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:28.740 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:30.740 00:10:31.540 --> 00:10:32.260