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DANNY

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DANNY 快出來!

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DANNY 那不是真的! DA-

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*時空怪客主題曲*

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DANNY 那不是真的!

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DANNY 快出來!

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DANNY 快出來!

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DANNY

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Danny 你是在玩-- 你聽得見嗎?

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我可能也會自己玩著這個吧，我猜

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我想我別無選擇了

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只能自己一個人 來玩這遊戲了

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我才不想這樣 做只是為了告訴你們這是錯的

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我們要來玩 哦 熱帶女孩的VR

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這遊戲很早之前就出了

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*驚嚇*

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*笑翻*

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我的手--

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哇嗚

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*感謝老天*

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謝謝你

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哇嗚

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呃嗨 這泳池真棒 感覺裡面真的有水一樣

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這感覺真的很像未來

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我可以移動嗎 
天哪 我可以

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哇   我的天哪

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這裡到處都是正妹

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喔當然我不能跟這些蠢杯子互動

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別擔心我美女們 我可能看起來像是一張桌子--

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其實還蠻棒的(?)

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我就是一張桌子

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你就繼續在那好了

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哇嗚

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*笑*

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說真的，這看起來好屌

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哇嗚 你真

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妳看起來真好 整個人都融進去

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融進他媽的牆裡

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好我要來把自己淹死

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*靜默*

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這好多了

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這一定更好玩

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這遊戲剛出VR的時候 所有人都一副

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"喔天哪我一定要用VR打炮 這一定會很--"

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*突然嚇人*

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嘿

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我的媽呀那也太近了

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歹勢

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今天是第64天

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我一直都在這裡露營 遠離那些女的

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我討厭她們

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她們超噁

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我在哪???

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喔我在這

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好

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快買那遊戲

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它是一個很酷的遊戲

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好 那我

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這挺怪的 因為我是以第一人角度看這遊戲

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可是你們看到我 是以第三人稱

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我不知道為什麼

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我們開始吧

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喔天哪 這真的有夠奇怪

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我在哪? 我為什麼在那?

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喔

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拜託我可以進去嗎

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*吉他*

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嘿一一一一一

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*亂吼亂叫*

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開始囉

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呃 請給我一個 兄弟拳(brofist)

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開始囉，喔不，手不太對

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你在衝三小?

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冷靜

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冷靜

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啊!不

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把手放下

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幹

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我甚麼都沒做喔

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好吧，我們來這裡好了

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換歌囉~

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開始~

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拿起椅子

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喔

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哦

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Yaaaaah

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喔~好爽

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喔喔喔喔

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哦...我....

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喔，幹，他躺了

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我打倒他了

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喔喔開戰了!!!!

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喔喔喔

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你想嘗嘗我的厲害嗎

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想挨打嗎，你這婊子

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就是這樣啦，揍死你

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幹爆你

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到外面單挑阿
(輸贏姊 梗)

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ㄏㄏ

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喔不，他在打我

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嗯...嗯...

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嗯嗯嗯

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喔喔喔

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我要打爆你們，每一個!

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一個都別想逃

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每一個都ㄅ....哈哈哈

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幹。他會迴旋踢

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停

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我被卡住了

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我死了

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我要自己站起來

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幹 我到處飛

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他媽的，我在哪裡

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該死的

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該死的

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遊戲：酒保在這個距離下給不到你酒

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遊戲:也許下一次你要試試自己站起來

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幹你娘閉嘴

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喔喔喔 酷喔

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這是真的滿酷的

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我可以走路，要怎麼前進...

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燈燈冷靜喔

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我要怎麼走啦

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阿

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(按按)

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這真的很怪

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滿可怕的

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我感覺真的在走走廊

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這最好是個色情遊戲，danny

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我發誓

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我可以走慢點嗎

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有生物被吸引來了
喔

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我最好，轉身，哦

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這滿恐怖的，我好怕，我不喜歡這樣

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嗨?

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來看看我們在哪邊

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好的

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V在哪
(音譯:VR)

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喔幹幹幹幹幹
有東西在我後面

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喔喔喔不好了啦

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我的天啊

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這真的好恐怖，我討厭這樣

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我不想玩了啦QQ

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我不知道那邊有什麼，但我還是要走這裡

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有些生物會.....
閉嘴啦幹你的字幕

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喔

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幹你媽的

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好

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下個遊戲

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在想一次，我想這遊戲真的棒多了

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正妹安安

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小姐芳名?

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麗莎(嬌

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喔幹，你他媽不准再那樣搖頭了

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嗨，美女安安

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繼續發呆，你做得很好

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嗨~嗨~

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歡迎來到，不要跟Marzia說我在玩這個™

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下一個

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DANNY(後面的人形立牌)一定會喜歡這個

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哇

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滿不錯的

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喔

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喔我要去那裏

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不，我要往這...裡去

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喔我懂了

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......

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......

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......

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所以你要往前...喔喔用手划喔

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喔對啦，這才像樣嘛

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幹，我好快喔

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幹你媽的，我超好

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哇

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這超酷DE啦

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帶走我吧

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喔喔喔喔喔喔

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那真的滿酷的

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喔幹，我把鹿殺掉了

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我又殺一隻了...

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我覺得有事

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我找到史上最棒的遊戲惹
沒再跟你唬爛

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不，別這樣

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不不

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不要喔你

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川普模擬器，開始

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好，所以我是川普吧?

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ㄟㄟㄟ，就是川普

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我相信我就是川普，ㄏㄏ

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我好美喔~

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遊戲:川普先生

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R?

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遊戲:您現在在5樓唷~

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ㄏㄚˊ?

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我幫你做了一張清單

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遊戲:如果你完成了
那一定很棒~

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當川普超爽DER

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我是最醜的川普了

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其實也不錯啦

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你不能說我看起來不好

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我看起來怎樣啊，我好川普喔

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哈囉

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哈囉

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(吃對講機)
(深喉嚨模式:ON)

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天啊有牛排ㄟ

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川普排

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喔我一直都...

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我一直都想買個川普排

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我拿不到啦!!

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幹你媽的

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這不公平阿，吃不到
川普:錯

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川普:中國

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川普:總統

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川普:讓

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川普:我

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川普:高牆

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......

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哇~

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我的酒呢

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爽啦

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精神都來了

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(旋風快打音樂)
(其實是真人快打，但是為了大家都了解，所以用旋風代替)

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你最好現在開始

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幹你的

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看我的

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一次打2個!

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在他媽的同時

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我是功夫大師啦!

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(很屌的音樂)

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(很屌的音樂)

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阿

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嗯

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嗯

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喔

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耶

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喔喔喔