WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.200 Oh PewDiePie 00:00:01.200 --> 00:00:03.200 He's running out of ideas 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:08.000 "Oh it's so obvious PewDiePie is running out of fresh ideas!" 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:09.200 Oh yeah?! 00:00:09.200 --> 00:00:10.400 Well there is one-- 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:12.400 I still got one card 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.300 One card left to play 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.400 The most desperate card 00:00:16.400 --> 00:00:18.400 In ALL of YouTube! 00:00:18.620 --> 00:00:23.620 *beautiful music :D* 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:26.200 I never thought I would sink this low. 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:27.760 I'm disgusted 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:28.620 What kind of clickbait 00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:30.080 title could we put on this one? 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:30.900 *stutters* 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:31.860 just "Ask me Anything" 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:33.820 "Does PoodiPie do Drugs?" 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:36.420 That's the title of the video now everyone 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:37.400 That's the title... 00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:38.360 ...of the video 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:42.460 OH! You noticed uh we have some guests in the studio today 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:42.960 *Claps to non-existent cardboard cutouts* 00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:44.480 Clap it up everyone 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:46.640 We have your mama!1!1! 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.640 Giant black-- *decides not to continue* 00:00:50.060 --> 00:00:54.040 We have Cinnamoooon!.... Toast Ken everybody. 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:58.320 And... Let's not forget, our special guest, 00:00:58.340 --> 00:01:02.380 Maaaaaaaaaaaaarkiplier. 00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:04.940 *crickets chirping* 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:08.240 Accurate- accurate size *laughs* 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:11.200 *whispers* I'm talking about his penis 00:01:11.360 --> 00:01:13.160 We also have ME here! 00:01:13.160 --> 00:01:16.500 No, I'm not compensating for Ainsley. Shut the fuck up! 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:19.980 Where should we put this beau- look how beautiful he is. 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:22.740 Cardboard Felix- Please, Felix, don't put me in the ceiling 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:25.820 Shut up Felix! You're going in the fucking ceiling! 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:27.740 He ha he hleee ha hleee :P 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:31.100 I don't have any questions just want you to delete a happy wheels video 00:01:34.720 --> 00:01:36.200 What the hell man!? 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.240 What the HELL! 00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:39.260 *scary noise* 00:01:39.260 --> 00:01:41.520 *horribly sings*When you try your best... 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:43.240 I feel like we need some sad music for this, cause... 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:53.540 *Sad Music* Which one should we go with uh.... Alright, uh, episode 53.It's been uh, it's been good buddy.... You're out. 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:54.920 You're out! 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.600 Alright, next question 00:01:56.600 --> 00:01:59.560 Next question comes from Brad, one of my editors 00:01:59.580 --> 00:02:02.960 Will you let my family go, I've worked hard enough 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:06.960 I'll leave this one, to the gaymode.. team 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:12.640 *Robot voice* Unfortunately, Brad's family has suffered Stockholm syndrome and wish to stay with Felix forever. 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:16.860 Well, well, well, Brad, it seems like your family 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:21.540 *voice, getting higher* has choose stay with me a little longer 00:02:21.580 --> 00:02:22.260 Sorry :( 00:02:22.600 --> 00:02:24.740 *sad music*Alright, episode 60, you're out 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:29.580 Out of all the people in the world, what made you choose me to be in your background? 00:02:30.060 --> 00:02:30.820 Wait... 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:32.860 Ainsley Harriot? 00:02:33.640 --> 00:02:34.400 *laughs* 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:36.120 Wait is this real!? 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.760 Is that the real Ainsley!!? 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:40.260 What? 00:02:40.440 --> 00:02:41.240 But he was- 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:43.180 He was de- 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.380 Aaaaaahhhhh! 00:02:46.620 --> 00:02:49.800 Ainsley, is a real... person? 00:02:50.040 --> 00:02:54.980 Anyway, episode 41. It's been nice... it's been nice. 00:02:55.160 --> 00:02:56.420 Next, quest- 00:02:58.160 --> 00:02:59.560 Next question 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:00.360 Cardboard Felix- Kiss me 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:01.360 Felix! 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.640 I'm not- I'm not gonna spiderman kiss you 00:03:03.640 --> 00:03:04.760 Ask Pewds 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.520 Smash or pass:JK Rowling 00:03:19.160 --> 00:03:22.460 Um...Gonna have to let the gang take care of that one 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:23.680 What's that? 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:25.320 Sell to slavery! 00:03:25.480 --> 00:03:28.840 Sell! That, bitch to slavery! 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:32.940 It's really offensive to say, to sell someone to slavery, Felix 00:03:33.220 --> 00:03:36.580 You don't understand the history and the struggles 00:03:36.900 --> 00:03:39.140 That JK Rowling went through 00:03:39.700 --> 00:03:41.800 JK Rowling used to be very poor 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.840 And then she wrote some books 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:47.480 Then she became a whiny bitch on twitter 00:03:47.900 --> 00:03:49.860 You don't understand her struggle 00:03:49.860 --> 00:03:52.740 Alright, shit, I keep forgetting I have to delete a fucking video 00:03:52.740 --> 00:03:55.580 Like it's not funny. Why did I come up with this idea? 00:03:55.580 --> 00:03:56.660 *laughs* 00:03:57.900 --> 00:04:00.500 There's not any value to the video 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:05.420 Which one, uh, which one do you think? I think it's time for like one of the earlier ones 00:04:05.420 --> 00:04:10.120 Someone, somewhere, right now, is going like that Trump lady at the inauguration. 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:12.660 About me deleting these videos 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:16.280 Noooooooooooo! 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:17.860 Goodbye, episode 11 00:04:17.860 --> 00:04:22.420 *sad music* 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:28.400 Can you re-enact the "my name jeff" scene from 22 jump street? 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:30.380 No 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:34.600 No, I'm not going to do that. What do look like? Some sort of whore? 00:04:34.620 --> 00:04:35.180 *claps* 00:04:35.180 --> 00:04:38.100 I've been practicing. I've been practicing a lot for this. 00:04:38.100 --> 00:04:39.220 *awkward laugh* 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:41.120 My name, uh 00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:43.840 *High pitch, RIP headphone users*Jeff! 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:45.060 I have to dele- 00:04:45.500 --> 00:04:47.060 Delete another video 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:49.240 Why does no one love me? 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:54.940 *sad music* 00:04:54.940 --> 00:04:57.040 Because you're wearing Hitler glasses 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:57.800 There, *stutters* 00:04:57.800 --> 00:04:59.700 You're wearing not fascist glasses 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:02.840 Okay? Know you're- you know you're a bit young, but, uh... 00:05:02.840 --> 00:05:04.480 But, you need to not do that 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:06.140 Cause that's why no one loves you 00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:10.180 When will you watch the true epic love story that is HoshiPie 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:11.700 What is this, exactly? 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:26.220 *sexy music* 00:05:26.340 --> 00:05:28.100 You guys are fucking weird 00:05:28.100 --> 00:05:29.420 You guys are good at editing 00:05:29.580 --> 00:05:31.000 And I appreciate you 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:32.740 Than- Thank you, very nice 00:05:32.740 --> 00:05:34.820 Now I finally have some fapping material 00:05:34.820 --> 00:05:36.960 I've been- been running out for awhile 00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:39.680 Guess now we have to delete another fucking video 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.740 *inaudible muttering* 00:05:40.860 --> 00:05:41.580 31 00:05:42.860 --> 00:05:43.560 21! 00:05:43.940 --> 00:05:46.040 Is that a... is that a meme? 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:47.500 Is that a meme right? That's a meme. 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:50.840 Do you think Phil Lester deserves more appreciation 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:54.520 Uh... No, I think he's a little overrated 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:57.940 I, uh, would like to say, uh, that I'm more of a Dan man. 00:05:58.020 --> 00:05:59.500 If you know what I mean 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:02.560 Goodbye 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:04.360 Episode seven- 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:09.660 You guys want 2012 pewdiepie back?Yeah, well I want 2012 Youtube back! Okay? 00:06:09.660 --> 00:06:10.760 So much better 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:12.100 Tell em Ainsley, oh.... 00:06:12.100 --> 00:06:14.000 *sad music* 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.600 Why is Emma Blackery... 00:06:19.140 --> 00:06:19.820 So big? 00:06:19.900 --> 00:06:21.580 Like what happened here? 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:23.220 I don't understand. 00:06:23.220 --> 00:06:25.700 Emma, do you have anything to say, to uh... 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:28.500 This is the first time we collab on this channel 00:06:28.500 --> 00:06:29.840 What, what would you like to say? 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:30.400 Carboard Emma- You're gay 00:06:30.760 --> 00:06:32.100 I'm gay? 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:32.720 Wow! 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:35.460 *sigh* So sick of deleting these fucking things 00:06:35.460 --> 00:06:37.480 Like why did I... 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:38.840 Why am I still here? 00:06:39.100 --> 00:06:42.160 Like this one fucking had four million views 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:43.100 *burp* 00:06:43.100 --> 00:06:44.100 Life's not fair! 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:45.960 Life's not fair! 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:48.140 When will you kill yourself? 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:53.000 Another happy wheels video 00:06:53.440 --> 00:06:57.880 *laughs* 00:06:58.120 --> 00:06:59.640 No, not episode three! 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.280 Not episode THREE! 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:05.100 Ask pewds, read this to die instantly 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:06.960 *dies* 00:07:07.660 --> 00:07:09.180 *sad music* 00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:12.520 Yes! 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:14.020 YEESSS! 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:16.960 My time to shine! 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:18.380 Finally! 00:07:18.860 --> 00:07:22.340 I'm taking over this fucking gay ass channel man! 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:26.000 Are you the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler? 00:07:26.760 --> 00:07:29.460 I can neither.. I can nein-ther 00:07:29.460 --> 00:07:30.040 *laughs* 00:07:30.340 --> 00:07:32.520 Confirm or de-nein 00:07:32.900 --> 00:07:33.400 *claps* 00:07:35.620 --> 00:07:36.420 *sad music* 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:38.360 Episode ten 00:07:38.540 --> 00:07:39.180 Goodbye! 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:45.480 Do you miss simpler things in life after gaining huge popularity? 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:47.060 It's honestly not that different 00:07:47.060 --> 00:07:50.480 If you follow me throughout the, throughout an entire day 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:51.380 I think you'll realize that I 00:07:51.380 --> 00:07:52.340 I'm 00:07:52.340 --> 00:07:55.020 I'm pretty much doing whatever you doing 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.680 I'm, I'm pretty much the same. You know? 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:01.840 I think you'd actually be pretty overwhelmed how boring my life actually is behind the scenes. 00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:03.180 Uh... 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:06.840 I only snort a couple pounds of cocaine every day 00:08:06.840 --> 00:08:08.580 Only a couple hookers 00:08:08.780 --> 00:08:09.680 five or six 00:08:09.900 --> 00:08:11.920 Every night, and, uh... 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.800 And that's another Happy Wheels video 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:20.820 Do you lovee make sex with marza or no or are you thinking to bring BABBBYYYY! 00:08:22.060 --> 00:08:24.520 I imagine that's how they wanted it. 00:08:24.520 --> 00:08:26.800 Well, that's another Happy Wheels video 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.120 That was.. thank you for that. Thank you, appreciate the great question 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:32.720 Uh, not thinking to bring any babies 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:33.820 No, I- I do not 00:08:33.820 --> 00:08:36.440 *Pewdiepie editied singing chainsmokers music* I was doing just fine before I met you 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:38.420 *music* I drank to much and that's an issue 00:08:38.420 --> 00:08:39.920 *music* But I'm okay 00:08:39.920 --> 00:08:40.820 *music*What! 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:42.100 *music* 00:08:42.100 --> 00:08:43.160 *music* Hey! 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:50.180 *music* You tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again 00:08:51.680 --> 00:08:53.420 *music* 00:08:53.420 --> 00:08:54.660 Pewdiepie speaking over music- That's cool! *Music* I know it breaks your heart 00:08:54.660 --> 00:08:57.160 *music* moved to a city in a broke down car 00:08:57.160 --> 00:08:58.480 Pewdiepie over music- That's really fucking cool *Music* And 00:08:58.480 --> 00:08:59.860 *music* Four years, no calls 00:08:59.860 --> 00:09:02.340 Pewdiepie speaking over music- That must have taken for fucking forever *music*And now you looking pretty in a hotel bar 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:03.680 *music* I-I-I-I-I 00:09:03.680 --> 00:09:05.800 Can you slow dance with Slippy? 00:09:06.280 --> 00:09:28.320 *music* 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.320 I'm scared! I'm too scared, I can't! 00:09:31.520 --> 00:09:33.940 And that's another Happy Wheels! 00:09:33.940 --> 00:09:35.360 Alright, and final question 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:36.360 Can you do a backflip? 00:09:36.500 --> 00:09:37.060 No 00:09:37.060 --> 00:09:40.680 Now we're going to have a silent moment. For all the lost... 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:41.840 Happy wheels videos 00:09:42.020 --> 00:09:48.200 *Sad Music* 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.740 Alright then, so leave a like if you enjoyed this video 00:09:50.740 --> 00:09:52.660 If you did, ummmm.... 00:09:52.900 --> 00:09:54.120 Ken! 00:09:54.380 --> 00:09:56.400 Is going to do something really funny 00:09:56.400 --> 00:09:59.800 If you click- click it right now and see something really funny is going to happen 00:10:00.160 --> 00:10:01.280 Any moment 00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:02.320 Any moment! 00:10:02.560 --> 00:10:03.520 At any moment!