WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.200 Nako si PewDiePie 00:00:01.200 --> 00:00:03.200 Nauubusan na siya ng mga ideya 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:08.000 Halatang-halata naman na nauubusan na si PewDiePie ng mga bagong ideya 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:09.200 Talaga?! 00:00:09.200 --> 00:00:10.400 Meron pang isa 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:12.400 Meron pa 'kong isang baraha 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.300 Isang barahang natitira 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.400 And pinaka desperadong baraha 00:00:16.400 --> 00:00:18.400 Sa LAHAT ng YouTube! 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:26.200 Hindi ko inaakalang gagawin ko 'to 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:27.760 Nandidiri ako 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:28.620 Anong klaseng clickbait 00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:30.080 title naman kaya ang pwede nating ilagay sa isang 'to? 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:30.900 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:31.860 Tanungin niyo nalang ako ng kahit ano 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:33.820 Gumagamit ba ng droga si PewDiePie? 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:36.420 'Yan na ang pamagat ng video 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:37.400 'Yan na ang pamagat 00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:38.360 ng video 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:42.460 Oh! Napansin mo na meron tayong mga bisita sa studio ngayong araw 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:42.960 00:00:43.100 --> 00:00:44.480 Magpalakpakan tayong lahat 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:46.640 Nandito si Emma Blackery 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.640 Higanteng black 00:00:50.060 --> 00:00:54.040 Nandito rin si Cinnamon Toast Ken! 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:58.320 At huwag naman nating kalimutan ang ating espesyal na bisita 00:00:58.340 --> 00:01:02.380 Markiplier 00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:04.940 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:08.240 Sakto ung laki 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:11.200 Sinasabi ko yung titi niya 00:01:11.360 --> 00:01:13.160 Meron din tayong AKO dito! 00:01:13.160 --> 00:01:16.500 Hindi ko pinagpapalit si Ainsley. Manahimik kayo 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:19.980 Saan ba natin ilalagay 'tong po- tingnan niyo kung gaano siya ka pogi 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:22.740 Felix, 'wag mo 'kong ilagay sa kisame 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:25.820 Manahimik ka Felix! Dyan ka sa hinayupak na kisame! 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:27.740 *Hentai SFX 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:31.100 Wala akong tanong, gusto ko lang na magtanggal ka ng Happy Wheels video 00:01:34.720 --> 00:01:36.200 Ano problema mo?! 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.240 Tangina! 00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:39.260 00:01:39.260 --> 00:01:41.520 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:43.240 Sa tingin ko kailangan natin ng malungkot na musika para rito, dahil 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:53.540 Ano ba pipiliin natin dito? Episode 53 na nga lang. Paalam na pre. Tanggal ka na 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:54.920 Tanggal ka na! 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.600 Sige, sunod na tanong 00:01:56.600 --> 00:01:59.560 Nanggaling kay Brad ung sunod na tanong, isa sa mga editors ko 00:01:59.580 --> 00:02:02.960 Papakawalan mo na ba yung pamilya ko? Ang dami ko nang ginawa 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:06.960 Papaubaya ko 'tong isang 'to sa GAYmode team 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:12.640 Nagkaron ng Stockholm syndrome ung pamilya ni Brad at gusto na nilang makasama si Felix habang-buhay 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:16.860 Pano ba yan Brad? Mukhang mas pinili ng pamilya mo 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:21.540 na makasama ako ng mas matagal 00:02:21.580 --> 00:02:22.260 Pasensya 00:02:22.600 --> 00:02:24.740 Sige, episode 60, tanggal ka na 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:29.580 Sa lahat ng tao sa mundo, bakit ako ang napili mong gawing background? 00:02:30.060 --> 00:02:30.820 Teka 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:32.860 Ainsley Harriot? 00:02:33.640 --> 00:02:34.400 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:36.120 Teka, totoo ba 'to?! 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.760 Yan ba ung totoong Ainsley?! 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:40.260 Ano? 00:02:40.440 --> 00:02:41.240 Pero 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:43.180 Pata- 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.380 00:02:46.620 --> 00:02:49.800 Si Ainsley ay isang totoong tao? 00:02:50.040 --> 00:02:54.980 Bahala na, episode 41. Paalam na 00:02:55.160 --> 00:02:56.420 Sunod na tan- 00:02:58.160 --> 00:02:59.560 Sunod na tanong 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:00.360 Halikan mo 'ko 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:01.360 Felix! 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.640 Hindi kita hahalikan gaya ng kay Spider-Man 00:03:03.640 --> 00:03:04.760 Tanong kay Pewds 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.520 Kantot o hindi? JK Rowling 00:03:19.160 --> 00:03:22.460 Papaubaya ko nlng 'to sa mga tropa ko 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:23.680 Ano? 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:25.320 Gawing alipin! 00:03:25.480 --> 00:03:28.840 Gawing alipin ang punyetang yan! 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:32.940 Nakakasakit talaga na sabihin na gawing alipin ang isang tao, Felix 00:03:33.220 --> 00:03:36.580 Hindi mo naiintindihan ang mga nangyari dati at ang mga paghihirap 00:03:36.900 --> 00:03:39.140 Na pinagdaanan ni JK Rowling 00:03:39.700 --> 00:03:41.800 Mahirap lang dati si JK Rowling 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.840 Tapos nagsulat siya ng mga libro 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:47.480 Tapos naging punyetang hinayupak na siya sa Twitter 00:03:47.900 --> 00:03:49.860 Hindi mo naiintindihan ang paghihirap niya 00:03:49.860 --> 00:03:52.740 Tangina, lagi kong nakakalimutang magtanggal ng video 00:03:52.740 --> 00:03:55.580 Hindi nga nakakatawa eh. Bakit ko ba 'to naisipang gawin? 00:03:55.580 --> 00:03:56.660 00:03:57.900 --> 00:04:00.500 Hindi naman nag dadagdag ng kahalagahan sa video 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:05.420 Ano kaya? Puta, ano sa tingin niyo? Yung mga mas maaga naman kaya? 00:04:05.420 --> 00:04:10.120 May isang katulad ng Trump lady sa inauguration 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:12.660 Tungkol sa pagtatanggal ko ng mga video na 'to 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:16.280 No! 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:17.860 Paalam na episode 11 00:04:17.860 --> 00:04:22.420 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:28.400 Pwede mo bang gawin ung "My name Jeff" scene sa 22 Jump Street? 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:30.380 Pakyu 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:34.600 Hindi ko gagawin yun. Mukha ba akong gago? 00:04:34.620 --> 00:04:35.180 00:04:35.180 --> 00:04:38.100 Nag hahanda ako. Ang tagal ko nang pinaghahandaan 'to 00:04:38.100 --> 00:04:39.220 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:41.120 Ang pangalan 00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:43.840 Jeff! 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:45.060 Kailangan kong magtang- 00:04:45.500 --> 00:04:47.060 Magtanggal ng isa pang video 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:49.240 Bakit walang nagmamahal sakin? 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:54.940 00:04:54.940 --> 00:04:57.040 Kasi suot mo yung salamin ni Hitler 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:57.800 00:04:57.800 --> 00:04:59.700 Hindi fascist na salamin ung sinusuot mo 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:02.840 Alam kong bata ka pa, pero 00:05:02.840 --> 00:05:04.480 Pero hindi mo yan dapat ginagawa 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:06.140 Dahil yan ang rason kung bakit walang nagmamahal sayo 00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:10.180 Kailan mo papanoorin yung Yaoi na palabas? 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:11.700 Putangina, ano ba 'to? 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:26.220 00:05:26.340 --> 00:05:28.100 Hindi ko kayo maintindihan 00:05:28.100 --> 00:05:29.420 Pero magaling kayo mag edit 00:05:29.580 --> 00:05:31.000 At nagustuhan ko yun 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:32.740 Salamat 00:05:32.740 --> 00:05:34.820 May pang jakol na ako ngayon 00:05:34.820 --> 00:05:36.960 Naubusan na ako eh 00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:39.680 Tanggal na naman ng isang video 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.740 00:05:40.860 --> 00:05:41.580 21 00:05:42.860 --> 00:05:43.560 21! 00:05:43.940 --> 00:05:46.040 Meme ba yun? 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:47.500 Meme yun diba? Meme yun 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:50.840 Sa tingin mo ba kailangan pa nating pasalamatan si Phil Lester? 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:54.520 Ulul, sagad-sagaran na yun 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:57.940 Mas Dan man kasi ako 00:05:58.020 --> 00:05:59.500 Gets mo ba? 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:02.560 Paalam 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:04.360 Episode 7 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:09.660 Gusto niyo yung PewDiePie noong 2012? Eh ako gusto ko yung YouTube noong 2012 00:06:09.660 --> 00:06:10.760 Sobrang gusto ko 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:12.100 Sabihin mo nga sa kanila Ainsley, oh 00:06:12.100 --> 00:06:14.000 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.600 Bakit sobrang laki 00:06:19.140 --> 00:06:19.820 ni Emma Blackery? 00:06:19.900 --> 00:06:21.580 Ano nangyare dito? 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:23.220 Hindi ko maipaliwanag 00:06:23.220 --> 00:06:25.700 Emma, may gusto ka bang sabihin? 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:28.500 Eto ang unang beses na nagtulungan tayo sa channel na 'to 00:06:28.500 --> 00:06:29.840 Ano ang gusto mong sabihin? 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:30.400 Bakla ka 00:06:30.760 --> 00:06:32.100 Bakla ako? 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:32.720 Tangina! 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:35.460 Nasusulasok na ako sa pagtatanggal nitong mga 'to 00:06:35.460 --> 00:06:37.480 Bakit ko ba 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:38.840 Bakit pa ako nandito? 00:06:39.100 --> 00:06:42.160 Pano nagkaron ng 4 million views 'tong isang 'to? 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:43.100 00:06:43.100 --> 00:06:44.100 Hindi patas ang buhay 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:45.960 Hindi patas 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:48.140 Kailan mo papatayin ang sarili mo? 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:53.000 Isa pang Happy Wheels video 00:06:53.440 --> 00:06:57.880 00:06:58.120 --> 00:06:59.640 Tangina, wag yung episode 3 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.280 Wag yung episode 3 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:05.100 Tanong kay Pewds, basahin mo 'to para mamatay ka agad 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:06.960 00:07:07.660 --> 00:07:09.180 00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:12.520 Eto 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:14.020 Eto na! 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:16.960 Ang oras ko ay dumating na 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:18.380 Sa wakas 00:07:18.860 --> 00:07:22.340 Ako na ang magpapatakbo sa pambaklang channel na 'to 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:26.000 Si Adolf Hitler ka ba? 00:07:26.760 --> 00:07:29.460 Hindi ko. Heneindi ko 00:07:29.460 --> 00:07:30.040 00:07:30.340 --> 00:07:32.520 masasabi kung oo o hineindi 00:07:32.900 --> 00:07:33.400 00:07:35.620 --> 00:07:36.420 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:38.360 Episode 10 00:07:38.540 --> 00:07:39.180 Paalam 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:45.480 Gusto mo bang balikan ang nakaraan pagtapos mong sumikat? 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:47.060 Wala namang pinagkaiba 00:07:47.060 --> 00:07:50.480 Kung susundan mo yung buhay ko sa buong araw 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:51.380 Malalaman mo na 00:07:51.380 --> 00:07:52.340 00:07:52.340 --> 00:07:55.020 Katulad mo lang naman din ako 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.680 Pareho lang naman 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:01.840 Baka nga magulat ka kung gano ka wlang kwenta ang buhay ko kapag wala na yung camera 00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:03.180 Uh 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:06.840 Sumisinghot lang naman ako ng ilang pakete ng droga araw-araw 00:08:06.840 --> 00:08:08.580 Ilang mga pokpok lang naman 00:08:08.780 --> 00:08:09.680 Lima o anim 00:08:09.900 --> 00:08:11.920 kada gabi 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.800 At isa nanaman yang Happy Wheels video 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:20.820 Hilig mo bang kantutin si Marzia o hindi? Kailan ba kayo magkakaanak? 00:08:22.060 --> 00:08:24.520 Sa tingin ko ganun nila gustong mangyari 00:08:24.520 --> 00:08:26.800 Isa nanamang Happy Wheels video 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.120 Tangina, salamat sa tanong na yun. Mahusay 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:32.720 Wala pa akong planong magkaanak 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:33.820 Wala pang plano 00:08:33.820 --> 00:08:36.440 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:38.420 00:08:38.420 --> 00:08:39.920 00:08:39.920 --> 00:08:40.820 Tangina! 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:42.100 00:08:42.100 --> 00:08:43.160 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:50.180 00:08:51.680 --> 00:08:53.420 00:08:53.420 --> 00:08:54.660 Astig! 00:08:54.660 --> 00:08:57.160 00:08:57.160 --> 00:08:58.480 Sobrang astig nito 00:08:58.480 --> 00:08:59.860 00:08:59.860 --> 00:09:02.340 Tangina, sobrang tagal siguro nitong ginawa 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:03.680 00:09:03.680 --> 00:09:05.800 Pwede ba kayong sumayaw ni Slippy? 00:09:06.280 --> 00:09:28.320 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.320 Natatakot ako, tangina. Hindi ko kaya 00:09:31.520 --> 00:09:33.940 Isa nanamang Happy Wheels 00:09:33.940 --> 00:09:35.360 Huling tanong 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:36.360 Pwede ka bang mag backflip? 00:09:36.500 --> 00:09:37.060 Pakyu 00:09:37.060 --> 00:09:40.680 Isang katahimikan para sa mga natanggal na 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:41.840 Happy Wheels videos 00:09:42.020 --> 00:09:48.200 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.740 Pa like ng video kung nagustuhan niyo 00:09:50.740 --> 00:09:52.660 Kung gagawin niyo un 00:09:52.900 --> 00:09:54.120 Si Ken! 00:09:54.380 --> 00:09:56.400 Ay may gagawing nakakatawa 00:09:56.400 --> 00:09:59.800 Pindutin nyo na 00:10:00.160 --> 00:10:01.280 Ilang saglit 00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:02.320 Ilang saglit 00:10:02.560 --> 00:10:03.520 Ilang saglit