*The unintelligible speaking of a madman*
*More sounds coming from someone beyond our reach*
BRAAAH
'Give up pewds'
shut the fuck up!
'Felix just stop',
esketit!
'This game is not for you. JUST GIVE UP!'
Shut the fuck up!
*After sex breathing* This game is easey
this game is easy
oh look at that
ooh look a new who- whole new world
a whole new world
look how easy it is
Look how easy this game is
look at this I'm gonna do some crazy shit
HUAGH!
that wasn't as crazy as i imagined in my head
what about this then
what about this fam
huOp
what the fuck i can't
this game is so easy
look at that
wait how the heck am i gonna get up there
you know what, i bet this is super simple
i bet you family (what)
this is easier
ooh look at that
ohh nO
almost had it first try baby
this game is all about overcoming your fears
look at that
so easy
my god this gam- *scream of mild terror*
NAA
*breaks into small fit of laughter*
look at that
easy
easy brother
yes grab the fucken hat
there you go
easy
oh my god
oh no
what is down there
*lingering music *
what is down there
no
no i cant
i cant go do all that
lemme
*the choir kicks in*
oh my god
what is down there
im just gonna check
just so i know what we have to deal with
ok we're safe
apparently the game developer decided not to be an asshole all the sudden
i don't know
what why
but we- i think we gotta land on that hook over there
*wop*
*naisu music*
look at that though
can't believe i struggle in this easy game
if you complain that this game is hard
uh, you need to complain at your mama
for not- look at that look how easy that was
you need to complain to ya mama
cause she clearly has been coddling you, your whole life
i bet your still succing on them nips
I know how to make these now...
huh
UoUhhh!???!! AuuahUUAhh!!!!!!!
easy.
Easy
eaZY
I Told You, This Game is Easy
OoH YoU SHouLd GiVE, SHUT THE FHUUK UUHHP
*disgustan*
I bet you...
..you didn't do this on the first try baby
FIRST TRY!!!!
YEEEEAAAAaaahhhhhhh....
(that's fucking weird ok)
I'm shootin man-milk outta mah nipples
ya got a problem with that??? (kinda)
Talk to my lawyer
wait, what the heck is this???
what the Heckery-Dookery
no... how am I gonna get across that, that's crazy?!?!
that's way too high
ohh I see....
ohh I see...
oooooooooooooh I see......
oh i think i know what i gotta do
look at this alright
look at this
look at this fam
oh, look at that
hUP
NO no no no
you got a little scared there, didn't ya?
oh no he almost fell-
shut the- i never fall
i never fall
i have never fallen
in mah life
*bah*
eazey
eazy
EEAZZYYYY (deep breaths Felix)
oh poods
you are so great at this game
i know
wait, for real though how am i gonna do this?
that's a wall there
where am i supposed to go?
down here?
*loud ass sound* ow
hey look, there's a bunch of other pots here
that's cool
*singing* did you ever know that you're a pot
PRRaH
where am i goin'?
this is very confusing
*rap* i dont know where im going, i know nobody's knowing, i choke a deuce or vibe which ever way the wind is blowing
i guess we goin' back, boys
oh
oOh
It's a meatball everybody
i know how to climb meatballs
oh god im sliding
oh there it is, i see it
i see it
too long
oh no, ohNO
oh god oh
*breathing*
i peed a little bit
fucking snow
they just had to add snow in the game
butter in a booper, yeah, butter in a booper, ah, butter in a booper ah
*more gibberish from a madman*
stupid- it's my mouse pad, ok?
my mouse pad is a small- i have the smallest fucking mouse pad
can someone please invest in a mouse pad for me
i cant like- look how tiny it is
look how tiny it is
i can't go up and down on this bitch
i did not study
industrial engineering
and management
for three fucking years
to fail at this easy ass game
ok?
this is the easiest game
ever made 3x
this is the easiest game
ever made 3x
ever mADE
that's right it's so easy
i can do it blindfolded
you want me to do it blindfolded, huh?
huh
huh huh
huh
you want me to do it 3x
huh
you want me to do it-a blindfolded
huh
you're crazy
im not crazy im sexy
suck a dick, suck all the dicks
godamnit, fucking piece of shit, this game is garbage
this is garbage ass game
i ain't scared of anything
fearless
how can he be so handsome?
fearless?
attractive?
perfect?
i know what you're thinking
love is blind
hello mr. meatball we meet again
very good, mr. meatball
now where is that slimy
oh god, he slides
he slides on this meatball
you're not supposed to slide
im just gonna investigate
where is it?
ok
just investigating right now
of course, this is so easy
Look at that!
So smooth!
So smooth! x3
another one
*Italian*
in my asshole *grunt*
OH
HOW ABOUT THAT
*Italian
gorgonzola for everybody
everybody gets one little
gorgonzola
hurry up everybody, hurry up
*talking about gorgonzola in the backround*
if you hurry my little child
hurry for the gorgonzola
i now how much you love the gorgonzola
gorgonzola
i want some gorgonzola
gorgonzola
gorgonzola x9, ho ho ho ho...
i panicked
its fine 4x
oh my god i cry
so hard
fuck
*cursing in Swedish*
piece of shit
fuckin'
mama mia, the meatball
sounds of pewdiepies' orgazams
NO, jesus
oh my god, is that land?
is this how Christopher Columbus felt?
he was filled with anger
thats why
oH
OH
HAAH
dont say hey
*Swedish*
Oahhhhhhhhhh
*singing*
what do i gotta do now?
get on that bucket?
huh?
i've seen streamers try and do this, cause they
ride the snake
do not ride the snake
this has to be easy
right? (we'll see)
I'm not g- it's not even a shnake
*burp*
go away shnake
i am not interested
oh god
ok
lets not mess around here
oh god, it dangles
guys, it dangles
oh wow that was so hard
people struggle at this shit?
honestly
go cry to your mama
i am this game
ok you're dangling a bit much for my flavor, stop it
stop the dangling
stop it
look at that
perfect
perfect harmony and balance
look at that
couldn't be better than that
*wop*
what?
how the hell am i gonna to do that?
UoAEh
next episode you will find out
now excuse- thank- leave a like
leave a like
for meatballs
and excuse me
cause i gotta go
back to
my
Get this on trending
esketit