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留言: 放棄吧 pewds

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閉嘴 *口齒不清*
(矮額 口水都到鬍子上了)

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留言: Felix,就停吧,放棄吧

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留言: 這個遊戲你駕馭不了的。 放棄吧! :D

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他媽的閉嘴*口齒不清*

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這遊戲超簡單的x2

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喔 看看這個

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喔 看 新、一個全新的世界

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一個全新的世界

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看這超簡單der

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看 這簡單~的遊戲

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看這個 我要做一些瘋狂的特技

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喝阿

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(失敗)

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這沒有我想像中的瘋狂

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那這個如何

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這個如何阿 fam

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喝阿(再度失敗)

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他媽的什麼鬼...

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這遊戲真的很簡單

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看這個！

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等等 我要怎樣才能該死的上去那裏

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你知道嗎 我賭這一定超簡單

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我跟你們family賭

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這個更簡單...

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喔 看這個

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喔...不!(下滑)

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差點第一次就成功了,寶貝

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這個遊戲全跟克服你的恐懼有關

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看那個

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看那個 多簡單啊

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我的天 這遊戲...

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啊啊啊啊啊啊(滑下)

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不~~~~(繼續滑下去)

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哈哈哈

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看這個 簡單啦

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簡單阿 兄弟

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對 抓住那該死的帽子

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這就對了 簡單~

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我的天啊

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喔不

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那下面是甚麼?

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那下面是甚麼?!(語氣加強)

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不

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不 我不能、我不能就這樣...讓我...

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( ° °۵).｡oO（掉下去的後果....）

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我的天...

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那下面是甚麼?

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我只是要查看一下

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就知道我們即將要面對什麼

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好的 我們很安全

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顯然遊戲開發者在一瞬間突然不想當個渾蛋了 我不知道

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為甚麼?

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但我想我們要鉤那裏到另一邊

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*熱血音樂*

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看看這個

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不敢相信我還在這簡單的遊戲中掙扎

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如果你在抱怨這遊戲很難

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呃...去跟你媽抱怨吧

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避免...

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看這個 看這多簡單阿

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你需要去跟你媽抱怨

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因為她很明顯控制你的一生

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我賭你一定還在

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吸他的奶*回音*

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我現在知道要怎麼做了 齁

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齁齁齁齁齁齁額額~

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喔~(pewds的狀聲詞真的很多...)

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簡單

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簡~單

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簡單~ 我早就告訴你了*回音*

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這個遊戲很簡單*回音*

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「喔 你應該放棄」*回音*

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他媽的閉嘴*回音*

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噁心*回音*

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我賭你在初次嘗試時一定沒有做這個,寶貝

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第一次！

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耶~~~~

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(?)

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(射擊聲??)

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那是射出男人奶來的聲音

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從我的奶頭*回音*(WTF?)

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你對那有問題嗎? 去跟我的律師說吧

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等等 這是三小?

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有沒有搞錯啊你在做curry(?)

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不 我要怎麼跨越那個?

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那太瘋狂了

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這太高了

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喔我懂了

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喔我懂了

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喔...我懂了

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喔 我想我知道應該要怎麼做了

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看這個 好嗎 看這個 看看這個 fam

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喔~ 看那個

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喝阿

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(失敗)

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不 不不不

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嗚呼呼哈哈~(鬆了一口氣)

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你被那嚇到了對不對?(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σﾟ(才沒有)

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「喔不 他要掉下ㄑ... 」閉嘴 我沒掉下去

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我沒掉下去 我在這輩子從來沒有掉下去

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ㄅ啦

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呣~

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簡單~~

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簡單

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簡單阿~~~~~~~*怒吼*

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哈哈哈哈哈哈(pewds 壞掉了)

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「喔 pewds 你好擅長這遊戲」 我知道*回音*

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我知道*回音*

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等等 說真的 這個我要怎麼做?

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那裏、那裏有一道牆阿

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我應該要往哪裡走啊?

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下來這裡?

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嗷

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嘿看 有一些鍋子在這

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那真酷

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"你可曾知道,你是一部分..."(唱歌♫)

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ㄅ拉

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我要去哪裡啊?

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這非常令人困惑

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"我不知道我要去哪裡 我知道沒人知道 我檢查一下這個或其他隨便5個(?)哪裡的風在吹"(pewds 饒舌🎶)

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我想我們要回去 男孩

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喔(恍然大悟)

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喔

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喔~~~~~

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是個肉丸阿 各位

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我知道要怎麼爬肉丸

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喔 天啊 我正在滑下去

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喔 就在那 我看到了 我看到了

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太遠了

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喔不 喔不 喔神阿 喔

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*鬆了一口氣*

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(・。・;) 
*鬆了一口氣*

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*鬆了一口氣*

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我稍微尿出來了一點

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喔~~

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該死的雪 他們就是要加雪在這遊戲裡

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牛油和一個booper(谷歌查詢:花腔舞劇歌手?) 耶
牛油和一個booper 啊

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牛油和一個booper 啊 啊 啊啊
(pewds開始胡言亂語XD)

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牛油和一個booper@&!$%^+*
*我真的不知道為什麼他開始這樣子
或他在說什麼或那是甚麼意思*(pewds吐槽自己了)

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ㄅ阿

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(繼續胡言亂語XD)

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該死的 是因為我的滑鼠墊 ok?

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是我的滑鼠墊太小了

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我有著他媽的全世界最小的滑鼠墊

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拜託有人可以斗內給我一個滑鼠墊嗎?

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我不能... 看 這多小阿

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看 這多小阿~

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我不能在這婊子上跳上跳下

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我讀了該死的三年

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產業經濟與技術管理

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不是為了敗在這該死的簡單遊戲上 ok?

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這是有史以來最簡單的遊戲 有史以來 x2(催眠自己中)

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這就對了 這超簡單的

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我閉著眼睛都能做到

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我閉著眼睛都能做到

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你想要我閉著眼睛做? 嗯? 嗯?

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嗯? 嗯? 嗯?

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你想要我做x3 嗯?

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(瑞典口音)你想要我閉著眼睛挑戰?嗯?

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那你一定是瘋了(那你問幹嘛阿XD)

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你瘋...我不瘋我很性感(?)

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(髒話)

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該死  他媽的垃圾

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這遊戲是垃圾

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這是垃圾遊戲

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不畏懼任何事情

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不畏懼

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你怎麼這麼帥

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不畏懼

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有魅力的 完美的

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我知道你在想什麼

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"愛是盲目的"

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哈囉肉丸先生 我們再一次的見面了

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非常好 肉丸先生

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現在 那滑滑的東西在哪?

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喔 我的天 他在滑動 他在這個肉球上滑動

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你不應該滑動的

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我只是要調查一下

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那在哪? ok

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現在只是調查而已

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當然 這很簡單

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看那個！

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超平穩*回音*

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超平穩x2

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超平穩*回音*
*我沒有特效可以用了*

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另一個

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(義大利文)看我 看我 媽媽咪呀 比薩店(?)

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(義大利文)古岡左拉起司(一種藍紋乳酪)

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在我的 █ █

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喔~~~~

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這樣如何!?

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(義大利文)古岡左拉起司 古岡左拉起司

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為了大家

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每個人都拿一點古岡左拉起司 快點大家 快點 
(pewds再度開始胡言亂語)

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*這總有一個時刻會在這些影片中出現,那不再是一種行為,而且他理所當然的開始滑進真正的瘋狂狀態*
(san值大幅下降)

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我的孩子如果你快一點

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為了古岡左拉起司趕快

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我知道你有多愛古岡左拉起司

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古岡左拉起司

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我想要一些古岡左拉起司(不管你嗑了什麼 都不要給我)

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古岡左拉起司~

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古岡左拉起司xN (pewds 再度崩壞)

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喝 喝 喝 喝 喝 喝

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*我們真的要關心他的心理健康*

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嘎xN

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(為了這遊戲 他真的快瘋掉了...)
嘎xN

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我驚慌了

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沒事的x3

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喔我的天 我很努力的嘗試了

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嘆氣(´･_･｀)

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幹

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(瑞典文髒話)

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幹

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垃圾

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幹

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喔~~~

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我的媽呀 那肉丸

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喔~~~~~~阿~~~~~~*花腔*

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不~~~~ 天啊

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我的天 那是陸地嗎?

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這裡是哥倫布失敗的地方嗎?

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他充滿著怒氣

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這就是他失敗的原因

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ㄅ拉

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喔~~~~

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喔~~~~

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哈阿~~~

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在你破碎 清漆(??)前別說"嘿",Felix
(可能是想說:在你跨越前別說"嘿",Felix)

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(原應為義大利諺語:"non dire gatto se non ce l'hai nel sacco",意思是"不要誇大自己的能力")

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喔~~~~~~

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(開心到唱歌  (ﾉ´oˋ)ﾉ♪🎶)

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現在我要幹嘛?

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到水桶那?

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蛤? 我看過實況主們試著做這個,因為他們騎了那條蛇

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別騎蛇

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這應該要很簡單

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對吧?

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我不會...那...那甚至不是一條蛇

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*打嗝*

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走開啦 蛇 我對你沒興趣

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喔 我的天*2 好 我們別在這裡搞砸

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喔我的天 它在晃動

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各位 它在晃動

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喔 哇 那好難喔

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大家卡在這垃圾東西上? 說真的 去跟你媽哭吧

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我就是這個遊戲

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ok 你正在微微晃動 幫我個忙 停下來

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停 別晃

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停下來

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看看那個

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完美

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完美 和諧與平衡 看看它

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不能再更好了

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甚麼?

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我到底要怎麼到那裏?

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嗚嗚嗚阿阿阿~~~

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下一個影片 你就會

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知

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道

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現在 不好意思...謝謝你 給我一個喜歡

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給我一個喜歡

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為了肉丸

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然後 不好意思

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因為我要回到我的...

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讓這成為潮流

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*這是我第一次做字幕 希望你們還喜歡 ；)*

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另譯:我做了些修改,請多指教( ˊ･ᵕ･) byAstrid