WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.920 --> 00:00:02.260 EaT THe kID, FeLiX! (Pewds Mocking Us Wonderful Viewers) 00:00:02.740 --> 00:00:05.160 JUsT EaT ThE DAHm ChIlD, FeLix! ~Still Mocking~ 00:00:05.720 --> 00:00:07.660 If PEWDIEPIE DOESN'T EAT THE CHILD!!!!!!!!! 00:00:07.760 --> 00:00:09.180 I... will unsubscribe :O ~Music Starts Fading In~ 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.720 When is he going to eat the kid!?! 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:11.880 Where... Is The Kid? (Buy your book today!0 00:00:12.060 --> 00:00:13.380 ~Mocking Us (pff)~ WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:15.140 ~Crazy Pewds Oof~ I am finally gonna EAt THE KID!! 00:00:15.140 --> 00:00:17.100 ~Pewds mocking ~ (Scoffs) 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:24.160 *~ Pewds Version Of The Iconic Ali-A Intro ~* 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:32.880 ~Eat The picture, By Day by Dave~ (I saw it when it came out :3) 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:37.080 WELCOME EVERYBODY! To "Eat The Picture" 00:00:37.380 --> 00:00:38.760 LWIAY!!!! 00:00:38.980 --> 00:00:41.560 LWIAY, YouTube's greatest show, everybody! 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:44.160 The show where I, review the meme. :3 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:48.240 It's very unique and it's different from all of my other shows trust me! 00:00:48.400 --> 00:00:49.860 Trust me! Okay? (Sure Pewds. I as a fellow 9 year old will never doubt my wonderful leader!) 00:00:50.420 --> 00:00:53.640 No, honestly it feels like I haven't done this in a while. Am i right with that assumption? :/ (I dunno) 00:00:53.820 --> 00:00:59.160 Either way, let's check out what you guys, posted on the reddit. "The Pewdiepie Submissions" 00:00:59.460 --> 00:01:03.800 My man was going for the handshake...This is so sad (Can we hit 1000 likes?) 00:01:05.340 --> 00:01:11.840 i've seen this already. can someone please, can someone please give that dog a handshake? 00:01:12.080 --> 00:01:14.000 can someone please do something? 00:01:14.420 --> 00:01:16.940 wait this has 33 thousand uploads 00:01:17.220 --> 00:01:21.200 this is one of the most upvoted reddit post on the pewdiepie submissions, great 00:01:21.360 --> 00:01:24.920 ah great, this again. eat the kid's damn picture, really? 00:01:26.220 --> 00:01:31.380 you know what? i'm not even reacting to this. I'm moving on. i don't need this 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:35.340 I don't need this judgment. by the way, your handwriting is terrible 00:01:35.700 --> 00:01:37.140 moving on 00:01:37.660 --> 00:01:39.360 marzia big serve meme (???) 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:45.480 the wedding is off until felix eats the kid's picture, i'm not about to marry a coward 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.060 my own future wife 00:01:47.700 --> 00:01:51.140 has turned against me. is this where we finally 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:53.760 fight 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:55.760 is this our first little fight? 00:01:56.220 --> 00:01:59.480 just cause i don't eat this child? you're all mad at me? 00:01:59.860 --> 00:02:03.980 what if I don't eat him, huh? what are you gonna do, unsubscribe? 00:02:04.340 --> 00:02:07.160 oooh- wait, actually T-Series is coming, please guys 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:09.000 I need you just for a little bit longer 00:02:09.140 --> 00:02:12.040 face lampshade set out to eat my face 00:02:12.640 --> 00:02:13.600 and i said- 00:02:13.780 --> 00:02:20.200 until I ate a picture of him, and I said, okay, a hundred. as a joke. i didn't think the mad lad would do it 00:02:26.459 --> 00:02:29.839 your blood is now completely diluted with the essence of pewdiepie 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:33.860 first of all, I will not do any more of these challenges, okay 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:37.069 if I see you do one I will ignore it 00:02:37.069 --> 00:02:40.000 but I will eat the kid at the end of this video 00:02:40.260 --> 00:02:41.300 just do it pewds 00:02:41.300 --> 00:02:43.560 even youtube. even youtube 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:50.180 lmao ok if pewdiepie eats a picture of that kid we'll stop demonetizing his videos 00:02:51.580 --> 00:02:56.040 man i''m excited. I've never aten- eaten paper, so uh 00:02:56.660 --> 00:02:58.380 never eaten a child 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:01.080 so we'll see how it goes. i'm excited 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:06.980 pathetic. if I ever make a diss track burn some trash garbage 00:03:07.060 --> 00:03:09.600 and legit make me inhale it 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:12.420 till i die 00:03:13.380 --> 00:03:15.900 well i'm about to do that, so 00:03:16.020 --> 00:03:20.060 you guys need to stop holding me accountable for all the things I said 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:22.160 to be fair, okay 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:23.920 Everyone made diss tracks, okay 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:31.080 It was the clickbait of last year. you want views? just make a stupid diss track. and they were all pretty terrible 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:35.750 now i know my diss track isn't the best one. if anything it falls on the lower end of anything 00:03:35.750 --> 00:03:42.349 but it still floats above all the most youtuber diss tracks that I've seen and it was made completely ironically 00:03:42.349 --> 00:03:44.780 i don't know how so many people seem to miss that point 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:51.820 i had people going like well, you said you didn't care about T-Series whatdatah- well it's a joke! 00:03:51.820 --> 00:03:52.760 it's a joke 00:03:52.760 --> 00:03:55.300 do I have to explain every time I make a joke? 00:03:55.340 --> 00:04:02.200 a blue whale's vagina is so big and deep that five to six men can easily lay down in it 00:04:02.340 --> 00:04:05.300 making it the world's next biggest pussy after 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:10.620 don't make me- i will hurt people 00:04:10.620 --> 00:04:15.740 are there gonna be any material that doesn't involve this child? i need to know this right now 00:04:16.100 --> 00:04:18.400 okay that's pretty cool *laughs* 00:04:18.400 --> 00:04:23.680 konichiwa. woah, i read a word in japanese 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.340 nihongo desu nae (???) 00:04:26.340 --> 00:04:28.480 the real rap god 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:31.760 i'm surprised you guys liked the video. i'm- i'm happily surprised 00:04:31.760 --> 00:04:34.120 when me and brad shot it i kept going 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:39.840 I don't care, like let's just film it. it's whatever. I like, we have a new video that needs to go up tomorrow 00:04:39.940 --> 00:04:41.660 it doesn't matter. let's just film it 00:04:41.660 --> 00:04:45.480 and then during the editing process i just immediately turned into a psychopath 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:49.220 and went, you need to cut all of this, you need to fix this, this is exactly- 00:04:49.760 --> 00:04:52.760 but yeah, I think it was worth it. it was a fun meme 00:04:53.380 --> 00:04:57.800 what if felix doesn't eat the kids picture? he's a sociopath? 00:04:58.900 --> 00:04:59.400 oh! 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:04.480 i feel like a lot of people misunderstood the video. i don't have a personal problem with katie or shane 00:05:05.380 --> 00:05:09.600 and I don't think they made the video in any bad intention. i just thought it was a bad video 00:05:09.780 --> 00:05:11.580 that's right. i'm backtracking now 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:12.860 backtracking! 00:05:12.860 --> 00:05:18.160 T-Series needs only 2 million su- oh no. amnesia, pewdiepie, come on 00:05:19.190 --> 00:05:21.190 nothing is working 00:05:21.380 --> 00:05:26.700 it's so obvious that T-Series is gonna take over no matter what, so I might as well meme it 00:05:27.380 --> 00:05:33.420 i don't know why people find it so weird. I get people asking me privately like, so like what do you actually think about it? 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.940 i'm like, what do you think? like, what do you think? 00:05:36.340 --> 00:05:39.200 stop asking me questions- I'm gonna KILL THEM 00:05:39.580 --> 00:05:43.980 i'm a sociopath and we live in a society. do sociopaths breathe? 00:05:44.300 --> 00:05:45.060 yes 00:05:45.580 --> 00:05:47.420 i just got the chills 00:05:47.620 --> 00:05:49.740 how to always be monetized. step 1 00:05:50.030 --> 00:05:55.869 copyright the T-Series diss track. that can easily be done. put the song in every video, maybe in the endcard 00:05:56.200 --> 00:05:59.460 that's a good idea. copystrike yourself 00:06:00.740 --> 00:06:06.300 oh my god, copystrike yourself . how could i be so blind? that's genius. it was so obvious all along 00:06:06.310 --> 00:06:13.000 I just need to copystrike myself. well as silly as it sounds it's actually 100% possible 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:19.900 YouTube system is so easily exploitable at this point, you know, there are laws to protect reviews and uh 00:06:20.520 --> 00:06:25.940 and references and you're allowed to show them. YouTube is responsible for what is on their website 00:06:25.940 --> 00:06:31.960 so the easiest action for them is just to delete or give the revenue to the copyright claimer 00:06:32.200 --> 00:06:36.060 and uh, it's a shame. it makes it such a mess. sharing stuff is such a- 00:06:36.060 --> 00:06:38.400 you know what, I don't need to get in a preachy thing (???) 00:06:39.080 --> 00:06:40.400 my point. let's just backtrack all of that 00:06:40.410 --> 00:06:44.700 if I did this another claim could still come in and we would have to split it 00:06:44.700 --> 00:06:50.460 but at least I would get half instead of nothing for using like a two second clip or whatever 00:06:50.580 --> 00:06:53.380 all the other lyrics in the diss track 00:06:53.580 --> 00:06:55.200 bah lasagna 00:06:55.200 --> 00:06:59.460 that's the real intellectual line, okay, people don't understand it 00:06:59.460 --> 00:07:05.460 if you think it's a stupid line, you don't get it. also notice how I kept going like this in the video. that's right 00:07:05.460 --> 00:07:10.019 i didn't realize how much I was pointing until after where I review the footage and once you see it 00:07:10.020 --> 00:07:16.360 you can't unsee it. for some reason doing this felt very natural for me at the time, okay, stop judging me 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:19.940 uploading the felix wheezing compilation again because it never made it- oh wait what 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:38.120 that's why pewdiepie should never shave 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:42.880 I need to shave like this distance is not good. maybe if I have it like that it's alright 00:07:42.880 --> 00:07:45.500 but whatever I got going now, it's not good 00:07:45.500 --> 00:07:46.000 see felix it's not that hard 00:07:51.180 --> 00:07:53.160 imagine if i actually- 00:07:59.200 --> 00:08:02.880 that's the best use of greenscreen I have seen in my life 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:06.740 i can't diss pewdiepie. he is unbeatable 00:08:06.740 --> 00:08:12.440 well finally, real recognizes real, thank you, thank you eminem. very good 00:08:12.440 --> 00:08:16.400 eating the picture. waiting for the subreddit to make a bunch of memes of the kid for the free- 00:08:17.380 --> 00:08:19.380 felix. the child 00:08:19.420 --> 00:08:21.340 eat the picture 00:08:21.340 --> 00:08:23.340 eat the kid 00:08:23.380 --> 00:08:29.100 sorry, felix this meme is locked. it'll unlock automatically if the kid is eat- oh my god. alright fine 00:08:29.100 --> 00:08:30.100 can we get some uhh 00:08:31.340 --> 00:08:32.760 i need the right music for this 00:08:33.180 --> 00:08:34.540 here we go 00:08:44.300 --> 00:08:46.300 he's done this for 100 days 00:08:55.230 --> 00:08:57.230 i'm gonna swallow it 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:13.120 i'm such a health nerd 00:09:16.100 --> 00:09:18.480 i'm already like, am i gonna die? 00:09:20.040 --> 00:09:24.060 you know, of all the sightings concerning me (???) and it's a different story 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:29.680 this kid's have done 100 days, and i'm like, oh am i gonna die views? 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:08.070 alright, no more of this stuff. no more challenges. if I see one I'm ignoring it, okay 00:10:08.140 --> 00:10:11.789 it was a fun meme for what it was and face lampshade 00:10:12.400 --> 00:10:15.420 very well done. good job. you did it. congratulations 00:10:15.420 --> 00:10:20.260 i'm glad no one died. that's uh, that's all I appreciate right now. thanks for watching 00:10:21.610 --> 00:10:24.930 we added a t-shirt of meme review, a lot of people have been saying 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:29.130 they want a t-shirt version and it's cheaper 00:10:29.130 --> 00:10:35.820 so if you want to get merch a little cheaper version we have that now as well. we also have phone cases added 00:10:35.820 --> 00:10:40.919 how about that? that's great. no one seems to buy this one. it's so cool. i don't know why. alright 00:10:40.920 --> 00:10:47.250 well, either way, I appreciate all the support on this. it's doing really well. i'm very happy that you guys like it and 00:10:47.920 --> 00:10:54.810 yeah, just thanks for all the support arigato go sayo mes (???). it has uh, it has 7 days left 00:10:54.810 --> 00:10:58.160 that's probably 6 days cause this will go out tomorrow. i'll see you then 00:10:58.740 --> 00:10:59.660 brofist