How's it going bros
Today's video is extremely special
We are playing
That's right
A horror game
So buckle up, put on your headphones
and let's freaking do this
Eggs for Bart, everybody
Eggs for Bart
WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?
N O W
Let's begin this game, I am so excited
You don't understand
I've been waiting for this game to come out for at least a couple of
(Headphone Warning)
(Static) aaaAAAAAAA
I'm so
Oh my God
This is gonna be e p i c
I need to go in and gets eggs for Bart
Bart, you are Bart
You can't say that you n- Oh my God
(Clicking noises)
Okay, alright, okay
alright
Oh my God
Oh shoot
Ah shoot
This is- This is a no-
This is not how I imagined the Simpson's house
I thought it was a nice, friendly house
Okay I'm sure it's fine alright
I got 6 eggs to collect
OH MY G O S H
Oh my gosh guys
Did you see that
That was so scary
Alright
I gotta mash
Stupid eggs
Did I find an egg?
Come on where are the freaking eggs dude?
Come on they gotta be here somewhere, they just gotta be, I know they're here somewhere
Alright, we still got no eggs
I repeat, no eggs
This is not how I remember the Simpsons
I remember it q u i t e differently
Alright, here, surely there must be an egg here
Oh my God guys there's no eggs
You know what they say about horror games?
Never go upstairs
But eh- we're talking eggs for Bart here
Homer: i gO bUY eGgS foR bArT!
Oh we did it!
Oh that's cool
Alright let's just
Homer: I go buy eggs for Bart
Okey we're on a roll upstairs
Where are all the eggs?
I really thought there would be more eggs in...
EgGs f( )R b@R† game you know what I mean?
This is epic
[Alexa, this is E]
Oh heck yeah! We got three eggs!
That's three eggs in total.
Oh my god Alright okay, this is epic
this is epic
Okay there 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 must be eggs in here
[press f to pay respects]
Okey we got 5 eggs
Guys
I repeat, we have five freaking eggs dude
This is epic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Marge:) oNlY eGgS cAn SuStAiN...
NO! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
Holy dude
So what do I do am I just supposed to get eggs for Bart?
[I can't quite tell by the title of the game, but yes]
Okey, I guess I didn't do a good job
(Marge:) Bring me eeeeeeggs
Okey
. (Marge:) .B̷̺̣̠̬̲͑̽̀̓̉̾̑̀̚͝r̨̜̳̦̠͖̼̮̉̋̀̉͂͝ï̧̫̜̱̬͈͖̉̃͛͘̕ͅň̡̲̭͎͓͇͒̋̎͛̊g̸̥̮̹̬͇̼̙͓̲̓̅̅̈̓͛̉ m̡͎̣͈͇͊̐̓͋͋̚ȩ̟̤͙̤̪̻͔̱͈̌̈́̽̅̏̓̀͞ è̷̡̛̜͖̦̲͆͑̆͆̎̐̓͝ͅğ̡͙͎͍̰̮͋͗̋͂̃ͅg̵̨͔̠͍̖͊̄̽́̈̎̋̾̿͘s̶̨͔̲̠̪̞̻̓͂͛̑́͜͟ .
(Marge:) .Î̡͓̺̞̣͛͂̕͠ a̵͙̯͚͇̠̩͈̖͐̈̈̈́̆͒͗̾͜m̶̡̧̨̱̫̬͇̬̆̀̎̈́̚͢͞ ÿ̳̦͓̹́͒͐̆̌́̓͜͠͠͠o̶̹͚̠͍̟̥͙͗́̃͐̽̃̆͒͝͝ù̸̧̠͍̜̰̺̜̦̠́̎̃̃͗̂̚͠r̵̡̠͉̱͇̖͙͑͂͆̀͘̚̕ m̧̡̫͎̫̹̭̫̓̃́̉̽̓͡ò̧̝̘͉̝̜̼̜͋̽̿̓̀̈̏͘̕ţ̟̜̲̦̗̮̪͊́̍̒̍͑͒̋͘h͔̺̻̀̅̃̌̕̚͜ͅȇ̗͉͇̫̣͍̜̬̀̑́͑͂͐̅̒͞r̷̨̯͙̪̲͋̆̈̿͌̐̒̚͜͠ .
*wat*
I feel like there's a licensing issue here.
I'm starting to believe this is not an official...
'Simpsons game'
You know what I mean?
Come on I just need eggs...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Felix in Swedish) This is a lovely Christian Channel
Oh my god
I just want to find eggs for my son
Is that too much to ask?
I don't think so
I really don't think so
I really enjoy this mash for eggs
Oh my god, stop.
*Felix reflects on how his life came to this*
Alright now it's gone from scary to obnoxious
What
Can she not see me in the dark, maybe?
Alright
Oooh
You know when I was a young boy
They used to call me the finest Egg hunter in...
Sweden
I would find eggs faster than anyone else could ever find an egg in their life
Do you see this?
Do you see these...
Okay, all right, we're going for it
We're going for the world's record speed run in this game
Okay, here we go
This is going to be...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOE!
AHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
[Worlds sadest anime deaths]
Dammit!
Why does she want to stop me from getting eggs?
This is totally not epic
I will get all the eggs if it's the last thing I ever frickin
All right Bart don't you worry my sweet child that suffers from egg
Yeah give me the egg
Yes!
There's always an egg in that draw everyone knows about it
All right so
Beh...
Alright we got more eggs
We got more eggs
I wish I could tap faster!
I just want to eggs for my son damn it.
He's dying god damn it.
This must be one of those Simpson Halloween episodes
Right?
Okey okey,
Okey okey, okey okey
Okay, this is epic.
All right
We just got to go upstairs
Yes!
Yes yes yes yes yes
Oh my god are you kidding me? There's no eggs...
Ahhh!
Nnnah
oh
Oh my god.
We're alive!
Give me the eggs!
This is not a joke!
I searched the toilet!
Yes!
Yesyesyesyesyes!
One more!
Come on guys! Smash like.
If you think we can find all the eggs...
Come on, please.
Pleaseplepleplplplease
Come on Bart just g...
Ah!
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhh
T H E
S I M P
S O N S
NOE!
AHHHHHHH!
*The sound of Felix's hope and eggs dying*
(Swedish for "Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus, forgive me my sins and bless this Christian Channel)
That was 100% pure fear reaction
Guys
Just kidding
I don't get scared in video games
You know why?
Because I'm not a child
I'm a grown-ass man
and I don't scream at video games
that's what children does
You know what I do?
That's right.
I find eggs.
You got a problem in that, you take it up with the town Sheriff.
That's right. No one's gonna stop me and my quest to find eggs
for my son
Oh my god.
The doors scare me
No they don't
Come on come on come on come on come on
Come on Bart.
Give me eggs
Eggseggeggegegegh
Yesyesyesyeh
Come on come on come on
Yes!
Oh my god I'm on a roll
Three in a row
Three in a row come on.
Come on come on
oh my god oh my god toilet
toilet I got a great feeling about the toilet
Look at Homer, he's shaking.
T h e
S i m p
s 0 n s!
We got to sneak out.
ᵂᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᶰᵉᵃᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ⋅
ᴼʰ ᵍᵒᵈ
ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ˢʰᵉ
I'm going for it!
OH!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah!
We got eggs for Bart.
What's up everybody.
Can this video get 1 million likes,
if we can find more eggs?
Let's keep going.
See where this happens.
Oh
my
god
no
no not like this
no no
No Bart never wanted this
The Kwik-E-Mart
[Pause the video here and look at Felix's face, It's worth it]
Oh noe
they killed Appu
Round 2
Are you kidding me?
are you kidding
Oh my...
. . (Marge:) o̝̖̹̫̰͕̹̿̓̓́̾̽̕Ṇ̴̨̡̡͙̼̬̀̈́̌̓͗̕̕͟͢l͖̜̙͖͙̦̞͒̀͐̉̑͢Ỹ̵̺̗̗͚̳̀͑̀̈́̏́̿̿ e̸̱̹̻̻͖͑͆̎̍̋͟G̷̠̲͇͇̙̱̯͖̻̀͂̄̀̕͠g̶̣̤̬̼̟̬̯͐̾̀́͢͝͞S̨̥͔̟̝̝͖̀̍̓͌̆͟͢ c̘͈̪͖̑͂̔̾̅̀͗͜A̴̲͕̮̠̫͍̖̿͆̈́̀̄̂̾̆͊͝ń̶̝͉̝̙̜͕̭̯͔̒̀̆̚̕͢ S̖̠̲͕͔͚͚͖͛̓̈́͗͋͛̉̍͘ȗ̗͍̣̥̹̫͓̓̿̐̈̓̏͘S̨̬̙̟̝̣̯̄̎̾̆̇̀͐͆͂͜ť̶̢̧̢̞̦͇͉͚̘̳̃̂̍́̅Ā̛̮̺̼̘̬̱͌̽̍̀͒̇̀͆͜i̯̗̹̮͍͐̽́͑̍͞Ṇ͔̤͍̬̼̌̉̊̀̿̉̌͘͟ M̛̛͕͙͉̭̺̂̎̊́̇͜͜e̸̛̮̝̗͎̪̞̜͍͇͒͆̐̀͌͒͆͠É̶̢̟̘̮̬̭͑̋͋͘̚͢ė̮̰͈̖̹̦̗̤͇̂̾̄̆͌́͛́͘Ė̷͎͈͎͉̩̻̈̈̌͋̊͐͘͜͡͝ͅę̧̦͉̞̔̐̅͂̿͌͂̆̋͜ . .
(Marge:) Ȉ̴͔̝̜̯̙̀̔͛̆̒͢ Ä̧̧̨̛̪̤̮̥̥̮̩́̆́̒͛̓̆̌͘Ṁ̵̢̰͖̯̯̩̳̩̼́͆́̈̄̀͑͟ Y̴̖͖̩͙̩̗̊̐̈́́̐͋̅̑̊ͅǪ̛̼̺̯̪̮̽͌͋͐͒͊̓̚͢͟U̦̗͍̝͕̓̿̂̀̒̈́R̶͎̪̘̖͔̫͓͐͌͊̍̅͝ M̶̨̨͓̞̰͗͛͑̍̉̌̾͝O̞̮̺̮̻̙̞͈͇͓͂̄͊̿̇̓̂̕Ţ̭̝͈͈̝͊͐͐̀̊̊̂́̽̚͟͜Ḩ̞͓̗̙̩̮̭̯̔̓̇͂̌́̈̕͜͠Ȩ̧̤̯͎̤͎̭̓͑͊͋̇̐̉͟R̡̯̭̤̳̭͆̃́̈͆̈́͘ . .
Chapter 2
I'm just gonna go to chapter 2
I don't wanna do this anymore
Okey
I need you to go out and get eggs for Bart
all right
idly diddly-doo neighbor-oh
I will go find Bart egg-o-roo
Okay all right
okay okay all right.
Dude
The graphics are epic on this one.
diddlee doodlee deedlee duddlee doodlee
Alright that car had an egg.
Does this car have an egg?
Oh he doesn't, that's too bad.
It's freaking Marge.
oh god
She's fast
She's fast, she's fast
She's fast, she's fast, she's fast.
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god.
She's literally the new Slenderman™ see how thin she is?
My dad taught me this old trick,
He said;
Oh God
Son
Son, if you're...
No!
No
No Dad listen,
Listen, ahhhhhh
The prophecy foretold this.
The eggs will set us free.
Oh my god she's making moves that no one even understands.
No!
Yeah, well you can't sustain through this wall,
[Christian Channel]
What are you gonna do?
Oh my god she's glitching.
NANI!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
God dammn it!
♫ Ned Flanders♩
♬ He's the man that finds the eggs ♪
♫ Ned Flanders ♪
I bet Ned it's the kind of guy
that will just stick eggs up himself
Don't you just hate when you're keeping your egg inside you
and it just falls out?
I hate it
Oh gosh she's coming in here isn't she?
[Yes.]
No
What's happening?
I don't like it
I don't like it, stop it!
Stop it now!
Should I collect all the eggs?
I feel like I should.
This one is easier.
I can do it.
[Lol wat?]
No!
I fu-
[This video has now been demonetised in Germany]
I'm done.
I'm trying so hard
To play a stupid Simpson™
Game
About finding eggs.
This is the peak of my existence.
All right perfect.
So now she runs in there...
She does her thing...
She goes out...
This is my moment to SHINE!
Search everything!
One more!
One more egg!
One
Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha-ha!
T H E
S I M P
S O N S
Daa-da
Daa-da-da
Daa-da-da-dada
Daa-da-da-dada-da-da
Daa-da-da-dada-da-da-dadadadada
Dadada
Daaaaa
Dadadada
Dadada
Daaaa
dadada
wwwwww
Da-da
where is she?
No-no
No, not like this.
Not like this!
She knows I've gotten too strong.
Yeah-yeah
Ohh! (Swedish for "Like and subscribe everybody)
My heart is too weak for this game I can't do...
I can't
I can't do it
[Pewdiepie with the 6-0, win.]
[Takin' over YouTube.]
[Tryna get like him.]
[Brofist to the face.]
[Can he keep up with the pace?]
[I ain't never gonna switch]
[BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?]
[How's it going bro]
[Something-something]
[I'm done with this]
[Pass the mic to Edgar]