How's it going bros
Today's video is extremely special
We are playing
That's right
A horror game
So buckle up, put on your headphones
and let's freaking do this
Eggs for Bart, everybody
Eggs for Bart
WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?
N O W
Let's begin this game, I am so excited
You don't understand
I've been waiting for this game to come out for at least a couple of
(Headphone Warning)
(Static) aaaAAAAAAA
I'm so
Oh my God
This is gonna be e p i c
I need to go in and gets eggs for Bart
Bart, you are Bart
You can't say that you n- Oh my God
(Clicking noises)
Okay, alright, okay
alright
Oh my God
Oh shoot
Ah shoot
This is- This is a no-
This is not how I imagined the Simpson's house
I thought it was a nice, friendly house
Okay I'm sure it's fine alright
I got 6 eggs to collect
(Headphone warning)
OH MY G O S H
Oh my gosh guys
Did you see that
That was so scary
Alright
I gotta mash
Stupid eggs
Did I find an egg?
Come on where are the freaking eggs dude?
Come on they gotta be here somewhere, they just gotta be, I know they're here somewhere
Alright, we still got no eggs
I repeat, no eggs
This is not how I remember the Simpsons
I remember it q u i t e differently
Alright, here, surely there must be an egg here
Oh my God guys there's no eggs
You know what they say about horror games?
Never go upstairs
But eh- we're talking eggs for Bart here
Homer: i gOt mY eGgS foR bArT!
Oh we did it!
Oh that's cool
Alright let's just
Homer: I got my eggs for Bart Pewdiepie: Alright we're on a roll upstairs
there eggs for Bart gig you know what I mean this is epic oh we got three eggs
that's three eggs in totally oh my god alright okay this is epic this is epic
okay that surely be eggs in here
ok we got 5 eggs guys I'm IRA Pete we have five freaking eggs dude this is
epic holy dude so what do I do am I just supposed to get eggs for boring okay I
guess I didn't do a good job bring me eggs I feel like there's a licensing
issue here I'm starting to believe this is not an official Simpsons game you
know what I mean come on I just need eggs oh my god I just want
to find eggs for my son is that too much to ask I don't think so
I really don't think so I really enjoy this mash for eggs all right now it's
gone from scary to obnoxious what can she not see me in the dark maybe you
know when I was a young boy they used to call me the finest Egg hunter in Sweden
I would find eggs faster than anyone else could ever find an egg in their
life do you see this okay all right we're going for it we're going for the
world's record speed run in this game okay here we go
dammit why does she want to stop me from getting eggs this is totally not epic I
will get all the eggs if it's the last thing I ever do all right Bart don't you
worry my sweet child that suffers from egg
they give me the egg so where's an egg on that drop everyone knows about it all
right so get more eggs I wish I could tap faster
I just want to eggs for my son damn it he's dying god damn it this must be one
of those Simpson Halloween episodes right okay this is epic
all right we just got to go upstairs yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my god are
you kidding me there's no eggs oh my god we're alive give it the eggs this is not
a joke I searched the toilet yes one more come on guys smash like if you
think we can find all the eggs come on please please come on bar just that was
a hundred percent pure fear reaction case just kidding
I don't get scared in video game why is I'm not a child
I'm a grown-ass man and I don't scream at video games that's what children does
you know what I do that's right I fine X you got a problem in that you take it up
with the town sheriff right no one's gonna stop me and my quest to find eggs
for my son oh my god their doors to scare me no they don't give me eggs come
on Jess oh my god I'm a roll three in a row three in a row
three in a row come on come on come on oh my god oh my god toilet toilet I got
a great feeling my toilet look at hombre see he's shaking
dude we got to sneak out I'm going pray
yeah yeah we got eggs for Bart what's up everybody
Ken this video get 1 million likes if we can find more eggs let's keep going see
where this happens oh my god no no not like this
no no Bart never wanted this the kwik-e-mart
they killed Appu brand - are you kidding me are you kidding
um only eggs can sustain
chapter two I'm just gonna go to chapter I don't wanna do this anymore okay I
need you to go out and get eggs for barn all right
idly diddly-doo neighbor oh I will go find part egg go room okay all right
okay okay all right dude the graphics are epic on this one they
literally have literally doodlee doodlee doodlee alright that car had an egg does
this car have an egg oh he doesn't that's stupid
it's freaking marriage oh god she's fast she's fast she's fast oh my god oh my
god she's literally the new Slenderman see how thin she is my dad taught me
this old trick he said Oh God the prophecy were told this Little Italy
Hamlet Hamlet the eggs will set us free oh my god she's making moves that no one
even understands oh yeah it's good sustain me yeah well you can't sustain
through this wall babe what are you gonna do oh my god she's glitching Ned
Flanders he's the man that finds the eggs Ned Flanders
I bet Ned it's the kind of guy that will just stick don't you just hate when
you're keeping your egg inside you and it just falls out only eggs get
sustained me
bring me I don't like it stop it stop it now should I collect all the eggs I feel
like I should this one is easier I can do
I'm done I'm done done
I'm trying so hard to play a stupid simply little hamlet game about finding
eggs this is the peak of my existence all right perfect
so now she runs in there she does her thing she goes out this is my moment to
shine search everything diddly one more one
more egg Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada
where is she like this no like this she knows I've gone too
my heart is too weak for this game I can't - I can't I can't do it