IT'S TIME
It's time for me to play a hard, real fucken hard game.
AHH GEEZUS!
And for me to do real extra well,
I made sure cos I'm a pro-gamurr.
I'm gonna put these...
...on my balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*laughs*
I literal- I was supposed to do nipples but I just changed my mind.
I'm putting them on my balls.
*a very confident Swedish guy with hard rock testicles*
*maybe pewds is horny idk*
The- I realised this is a little wierd
for me to... do- be doing this on camera.
Oh no...
OHH *laughs* (pewds liking it)
Okay they- I will-- I'm not lying these are attached to my nuts.
Now if I die in the game...
I die in real life ;-;
I mean, I get electrified on my balls.
I'm legit scared (don't be a pussy pls)
Aww fuck, I don't even remember how you fucking play.
BOOM
BOOM BOOM
Ohmygawd, I almost died already.
*scream of fear*
Okaaay, I'm still alive somehow \( OAO )/
HEARGHHHH
*rly fearing of getting his balls zapped*
BALLS (?)
BOOM
*hyperventilating/panting*
*RIP toasted burnt hairy Swedish meatballs*
NO *laughs* *in state of denial*
CMON WE WERE BARELY JUST GETTING STA-
-okay okay fine, y'know wat how bad can it be? :)
*suspense music kicks in*
(suspense indeed)
(h0ld on papa peudsz)
HOW
BAD
...can it really be?
(you sure about that?)
How bad, I mean c'mon! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How bad can it really be-
*in agony* OHH OH JE-
(oh how you were so wrong)
ee- OHH OH FUCK
JESUS
GODDAMMIT
I'm not doing that. (the fans are begging for more)
I'm not doing the balls.
I'll do- I'll do at my nose.
BOOM
BOOM BOOM
BOOM
BOOM BOOM
Hell...
...YEAAAH!
FUCK
*orgasm*
*second orgasm*
*major ejaculation*
So I gotta make the turns
and hit the right points,
and if I don't do it right.
*finish your sentence ffs*
OH SHIT I fucked up.
*in disbelief*
What happened?
*experiencing a slight shock*
AH SHIT
WHAT THE F- AHH (get zapped biatch)
There it is~
AHHHH~ ( °///▽///° )
*high on flakka*
Come on! I see the butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*reaction after finally going through the butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
F--FUCK YEAH
Did it, C rank.
AWHH
This is what a real gamer looks like.
*snort*
SHHHIIIT
BOOM BOOM AWACGIHBASDFGHJ
BOOM BOOM BOOM
NOOOOO
NAWWW WHY THE SPIEKS!
How does this work? Cos sometimes I don't feel anything and sometimes...
*sudden seizure attack*
GOD
DAMN IT!
A'ight well, I mean it's- it's made for the nipples.
(Pewds'a masochist confirmed)
I just wanna be a good gamer :(
OHH YEAHHH *horny ftw*
*shocked* Ahhh, fuck
*second shock*
Djeesuz.
Okay, it's Wörkeing.
LET'S DO THIS
*cue le epic synth bgm*
HEHHH
HOOO
OHHH
NOOO
Left turn! Right turn! Shit, fuckass.
COMONN
COMMONNE BEAAA
PAAA
PRRAAA
PRAA PRAA PRA- PRRRRRRRAA (sound pewds makin', when adrenaline rush kicks in)
C'mon MY NIPPLES.
I feel like such a badass!
FUUUCK!
FUUCK!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *minor epilepsy attack*
AAAAAAAAAAA (you forced this upon yoself :v)
*laughs*
*inaudible* about my neighbours *inaudible*
Poodiepiew...
Let's share the pain.
Huh?
Doesn't work?
Doesn't work-
ARGHHHH GEEZUS
PewDiePie 2016.
I think we're ready for the balls...
...again (just do it).
What if I do my penis? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Would that be weird? (nope)
I think the peenus is a little to far.
Okay let's do my ass.
But I'm gonna do my ass...
There we go!
(poor cardboard cutout, the horror he can't unseen)
There we go it's attached!
There we go.
OHH
We are,
We are locked and load baby [sic]
I never been shocked in the arse before.
I REALLY DON'T
WANNA GET SHOCKED
IN MY BUTTHOLE, alright?
Come on.
Fuck yeah!
Wait it fell- it fell off.
Romanian!
Romanian slave: Ja?
I need ju.
Romanian!
Romanian: *mumbles* what- are you doing? *laughs*
I need you to tase my ass ;)
*Romanian slave laughing*
Yes if I die tase my ass, okay?
Romanian slave: *laughs* Okay Master: Okay?
Romanian slave: Okay I'm ready.
Go down, you gotta go lower.
I won't fart, bet--okay- only if I die, okay?
Hey, hey caerful! >A<
I don't like that, you gotta-
HEYYYY
It's li-
STOP!
Give them- give them to me.
Romanian slav: Do-
Romanian slave: They, they don't *inaudible*
Romanian slave: You're *inaudible* ?
Romanian dude: AHHHH HAHAHHH~
*laughs* you got zapped?
Okay just put this on my ass then.
Romanian guy: uh--Oh- okay.
Romanian slave: Okay.
Michael Bay: Let's try.
*shock* AHH Iesus, fuckkkk.
Is this gay, Romanian?
Michael DeSanta: A little bit.
A little bit, okay here we go!
Don't zap me unless I die, okay!
Thats ze rules!
It's to- AHH shit shit, okay I'm not dead, I'm not dead, I lost a life!
Don'tchu dare, this is so distracting Jesus Christ.
(gonna do it anyway because fuck you)
HEYYY HEY
What the fuck is wrong with you, don't touch my ass!
oHHH
AHHH AHHHH *in misery*
DJCHEEZUSS
GIMME DAT
GEDDAUT
Get out *laughs*
(here we see a Swedish man abusing his Romanian slave)
Okay, how 'bout this, I'll just sit on it
I don't need you Romanian.
Michael H. Hart: Bye...
PYE
(pewds just came back from sauna)
I think for me to really, truly improve in this game
I need to look at the real masters.
How they do it.
Woman: Hi baby gurl.
HI
*creepy laugh*
Middle-aged woman: Everything's okay, I promise ;)
Thank Yew.
Hopeless Romantic teen: I forgive you
*deep nasal snort*
I kept dying ya'kno?
Guy: Everything's gonna be okay.
Well it's not :(
Pewds' BF: I LUF YEW
THANK YOU
Poods's trophy boy: ICH LIEBE DICH SO MUCH
I mean I love you too.
Pewds' virtual lover: I love you more than there are, grains of Sans.
I- Grains of s- I was about to say that.
Webcam secret lover: Every beach. Pewds: every beach in the universe.
Webcam secret lover: Every planet. Pewds: And every planet.
Webcam secret lover: Of every galaxy. Pewds: Every galax-
Partner-in-crime?: Of the universe.
Ahhh thank you -w-)
Wait what the f- shut the fuck up.
What the fuck is this?
*Bee Movie scene plays* Barry B. Benson: God, she's my cousin!
Adam Flayman: She is?
Protagonist: Yes we're all cousins.
Bespectacled bee: Right you're right.
*bee movie continues playing*
*inaudible bee movie dialogues*
*pewds: smh*
12 million views?
Really?
So this is where all my fucking views went, Jesus of Nazareth.
OHH
OUH-
*pewds' suffering from Parkinson's* OHH NOW I'M REAL PISSED
Shitty Bee Movie memes...
...are taking over my channel.
Oohhh I gotta- wouhhh I gotta step it up now.
Fffffuck you
Bee Movie
I'm doin this for my boyfriend. (told ya)
I'm at the top of my career.
I'm at the top of my gaem.
This is some quality content.
I'm sure you're thinking the same thing.
*triggered* You're not gonna zap my ass today!
NOT TODAY
OR ANY DAY FOR THAT MATTER!
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder!
*Lucifer possessing pewds*
*the unholy Satan using Pewds as His vessel*
*panting*
Doesn't feel that bad in the ass if you think about it cos like you have a lot more-
-O! Jesus!
(into Bee Movie memes, are you now?)
[According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly]
[Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.]
[The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.]
[Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.]
*drunk pouds* Bee moweeweedowt bees.
[Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.]
[Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello?]
OHH I'M FURIOUS.
Hey YouTube, where's all my suggested views, huh!?
You're all going to, fucking Bee Movie!
IS THAT WHY
Is that why all my views right now, are so shit?
HUH? ISZAT WHY
MY SUGGESTED VIEWS ARE LESS THAN ONE PERCENT?
WHEN THEY SHOULD [BEE] 58 PERCENT!
IS THAT WHY I LOST HALF MY FUCKEN VIEWERS?
YOUTUBE, FOR SHITTY BEE MOVIE SUGGESTIONS!
THE THING THAT I BUILT FOR 84 YEARS
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MAH CHANNEL YOUTUBE?
BUT I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU STOP!
Oh my fuck!
*enraged and triggurd*
Doesn't matter.
What's the point of me even bee-ing here.
My videos are fucking so low.
(don't be sad pewds... ;-;)
(we're here... ;w;)
They removed the suggeseh-
-suggested videos.
*interval snort*
It used to be 30%
*very moving bgm*
Suggested videos are zero decimal two.
(actual tears) (disheartening crisis)
You know I used to think it was my shitty content.
But it's clear that it's YouTube.
Please leave a like.
So that this video,
will get
views.
Suggested videos.
If you see this video on the sidebar please click on it.
YouToob.
Please.
I'm setting it on max.
*self-torture in process*
AHHH HAAHAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Broo- fi- fisst.
fucken subs pls.
watch more of pewds cringey shit pls
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!