WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.460 You may have heard of Elon Musk, he's sort of a 00:00:03.360 --> 00:00:10.500 superhero or super villain. He's done all these amazing things for humanity, for the greater good of mankind. 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:15.059 He build-out Tesla. He's talking about nuking mars 00:00:15.059 --> 00:00:18.479 so we can, so maybe one day we can leave this earth. 00:00:18.580 --> 00:00:26.219 I've called you the real Tony Stark. Ok, you've got your finger in so many different advanced technologies as I said uhh... SpaceX. 00:00:27.220 --> 00:00:31.420 uhh... Tesla. Now you've got solar city and the solar pack that people put on their houses. 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:37.900 Brilliant mind. Brilliant man; but it seems like 00:00:39.860 --> 00:00:46.280 The rest of the world hasn't really caught up with poor Elon yet, and it makes for some really awkward and painful 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:49.440 situations for us to look at. 00:00:49.440 --> 00:00:50.040 *laughs* 00:00:50.040 --> 00:00:53.680 A- There's these interviews where anyone can ask Elon a question 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:56.540 And the questions, they're uhh... I sort of understand now 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:59.880 Why Elon wants to leave Earth, okay? I understand now why he just 00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:00.620 *laughs* 00:01:00.740 --> 00:01:02.680 Why he thinks we can't keep living here. 00:01:02.760 --> 00:01:05.880 Provided we have filling stations along the way 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:11.040 It means full access to the entire greater solar system. 00:01:12.490 --> 00:01:15.119 Right, so any questions that I can answer 00:01:17.810 --> 00:01:22.720 Girl asking a question: On behalf of all the ladies can I go upstairs and give you a kiss, a good-luck kiss 00:01:28.009 --> 00:01:30.009 Elon: *awkward laugh* Very nice to meet you 00:01:32.060 --> 00:01:34.060 He made a presentation 00:01:34.160 --> 00:01:41.320 About interplanetary travel at the International Astronautical Congress and this girl is 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:48.300 just like, Can I come up on the stage and give you a little kiss on behalf of all the ladies? 00:01:48.300 --> 00:01:52.540 *girl talking* 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:54.900 *elon cringing and wants to kill himself* 00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:59.880 *as well as pewds* 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:01.360 God damnit 00:02:02.860 --> 00:02:04.680 But wait, it gets better 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:07.680 Some guy: Very nice to meet you, my name is Aldo and 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:11.820 Guy: Three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man in the Nevada desert 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:13.840 Elon: Great 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:14.920 Guy: And it felt like I was in Mars 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:15.640 Pewds: Oh 00:02:15.700 --> 00:02:20.660 Guy: It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night, and there was no water 00:02:21.880 --> 00:02:27.780 But there was one problem at Burning Man with a population of only 75,000, there was a lot of shit 00:02:28.060 --> 00:02:30.060 Pewds: There was a lot of what? 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:34.940 *Guy continues* And there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today,you know 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:40.640 in our current sanitation system, so I was like, “Is this what Mars going to be like?“ 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:43.180 Pewds: Ohh, He wants to interrupt him so bad 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:47.560 Look at him. He's like “Just-can I stop you, cause this is the dumbest question I've ever heard? 00:02:47.620 --> 00:02:50.980 Are you seriously asking me, Elon Musk, an Intellectual 00:02:51.100 --> 00:02:54.660 about taking shits in the desert, is that wha.. *laughs* 00:02:55.360 --> 00:03:00.960 Did you not hear my goddamn presentation about interplanetary travel? What the hell is wrong with you?“ 00:03:02.750 --> 00:03:08.079 *Guy again* So I was like, Hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sensation 00:03:08.420 --> 00:03:11.820 Are we gonna have toilet in Mars that doesn't use water? 00:03:12.940 --> 00:03:15.720 Today on earth there's three billion people that don't have- 00:03:15.760 --> 00:03:17.360 I I actually have to say we have to keep it- 00:03:17.920 --> 00:03:19.580 No essays only questions. 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:22.440 Alright, so, are you working on a toilet for Mars? 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:30.300 Hey Ilan, great speech you had there, but let me ask you something 00:03:32.350 --> 00:03:36.479 If I go to Mars will I be able to take a shit, huh? 00:03:37.660 --> 00:03:39.250 That's right 00:03:39.250 --> 00:03:41.080 Calling you out, Elon 00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:42.820 If you're so smart, ILAN 00:03:43.320 --> 00:03:48.100 Then what about the sanitary system, about taking a shit 00:03:48.180 --> 00:03:50.260 You're the best. Everybody get up for Elon, please! 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:51.340 This guy inspires the shit out of us 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:57.780 Come on. I've got a gift for you, it's a comic book called the future of fusion. It's about the first man on Mars 00:03:58.320 --> 00:04:03.900 It's like you. I can't get past El Chapo's militia though, so I don't know I should just throw this on the stage? 00:04:05.660 --> 00:04:08.120 You just had to take this moment 00:04:08.820 --> 00:04:11.540 When you can ask a question you get to ask 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:17.370 Elon Musk a question and all you do is promote your own shitty comic book god dammit god dammit 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:21.449 I'd be so done if I was ill in here. I would just be like just no more questions 00:04:21.450 --> 00:04:26.969 I I got I got I got it literally anything better than this literally figuring out the sanitary system of Mars 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:28.520 It's better than this. 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:29.220 Sorry? 00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:31.840 My question is can I give you this gift? 00:04:31.840 --> 00:04:32.940 If you had it, yea. 00:04:32.946 --> 00:04:33.840 The future of fusion 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.360 Thank you, all right. Thank you 00:04:36.900 --> 00:04:42.460 He keeps having to say questions, not essays. I see this all the time at public Q&As 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:47.920 Where people just make it all about themselves you know they want to take this moment to talk about themself 00:04:48.540 --> 00:04:50.480 Look here's what I am doing 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:57.280 I know I'm supposed to ask you a question, but let me tell you about something maybe a little bit more interesting, ME! 00:04:58.380 --> 00:04:59.270 Questions, not essays. 00:04:59.270 --> 00:05:02.060 Yeah, yeah quick question, so it's about you sending someone to Mars, 00:05:02.060 --> 00:05:06.300 But kind of like that first monkey you got shot into space. They're never coming back. It's gonna be a one-way trip 00:05:06.300 --> 00:05:07.980 Not necessarily 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:10.020 Well,maybe 00:05:12.420 --> 00:05:14.880 So you mathematically determine 00:05:14.880 --> 00:05:16.880 The world's most expendable human being to make the journey, 00:05:16.940 --> 00:05:18.880 And that's Michael Cera (kill me please) 00:05:18.880 --> 00:05:24.580 So...I wanted to see if this is like a project you might have any interest in supporting 00:05:24.640 --> 00:05:29.460 Funny Or Die. Just drove 31 million views to a like, Hillary Clinton,Zach Galifianakis video a few months ago 00:05:29.660 --> 00:05:35.760 Wow, 31 million views? That's a lot of views. I'm sure Elon Musk really cares about YouTube views 00:05:35.760 --> 00:05:40.120 You really swayed his opinion there- yeah, that Michael Cera meme that's a-that's a good meme 00:05:40.200 --> 00:05:45.020 Michael Cera I-we should send him to space s a meme that would be hilarious 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:49.120 Sorry, we are out of time and have to make way for a new session, so this is going to be our last question 00:05:49.620 --> 00:05:52.080 Sorry, yeah, we have to make room for a new session, sorry guys 00:05:52.900 --> 00:05:53.400 Thank you for coming 00:05:53.400 --> 00:05:54.920 He said last question! 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:55.420 *laughs* 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:57.820 This is going to be our last question. 00:05:57.880 --> 00:06:00.980 Sorry, yeah, we have to make room for a new session, sorry guys. 00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:02.880 Thank you for coming. Thank you for listening 00:06:03.960 --> 00:06:05.660 Pewds: He just cuts it short! 00:06:05.660 --> 00:06:07.660 God bless you, Elon. 00:06:07.760 --> 00:06:12.320 God. Dan Bull: What a waste of a fantastic opportunity to learn. 00:06:12.479 --> 00:06:14.580 Yep, pretty much 00:06:14.580 --> 00:06:17.989 And the social justice warrior question as well. Oh my god 00:06:18.929 --> 00:06:25.280 You're going interplanetary, but you're not going international. When are you gonna hire people from other countries than the US 00:06:25.280 --> 00:06:25.920 Yeah Elon? 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:29.720 WhEN ARE YOU GOING TO HIRE OTHER PEOPLE OTHER THAN FROM AMERICA 00:06:30.460 --> 00:06:34.100 You are racist, Elon. You are racist 00:06:41.300 --> 00:06:43.380 Yes, I think people are very confused about this 00:06:45.469 --> 00:06:49.389 Unfortunately it. This is not up to us so the US government regulations 00:06:51.289 --> 00:06:52.969 Well they they make 00:06:52.969 --> 00:06:57.639 Getting a job in the u.s.. Hard as it is. Just getting a job's as hard as it is 00:06:57.650 --> 00:06:59.360 But if you're working on rocket technology 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:04.960 That's considered an advanced weapons technology, so even a normal work visa isn't sufficient 00:07:05.320 --> 00:07:11.660 It's too difficult, the government make it too difficult, and y'all want socialism. Huh is that what you want? 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.300 Another thing I really appreciate is 00:07:15.340 --> 00:07:17.340 We will get into that later 00:07:19.249 --> 00:07:24.729 They call this one Ellis Musk-Elon Musk is being trolled, but you can hear he's not trolling 00:07:24.830 --> 00:07:28.870 Just just a quick follow-up. Um I've been asking to speak to you now for two years 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:33.158 To talk to you to tell you that I'm also a super genius like yourself 00:07:34.249 --> 00:07:36.080 Okay... 00:07:36.080 --> 00:07:36.699 Me too. I am also a super genius 00:07:37.460 --> 00:07:38.820 I'm not 00:07:38.820 --> 00:07:43.960 Sure, I'm one but all right. No. I'm sorry. I'm not I'm just saying to serious- 00:07:43.980 --> 00:07:48.920 This to-to all benefit us, the shareholders, in the world, I am a capitalist like yourself 00:07:48.940 --> 00:07:50.839 I am also a level two stage 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:55.029 I've been waiting for ten years now for someone to give me a second, look a full second look 00:07:55.029 --> 00:07:59.680 And if they did do you see a very advanced mind in front of them, so I'm asking you today 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:01.680 Can you give me a second look? 00:08:02.340 --> 00:08:04.880 What the hell does a second look mean? 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.920 What do you want him to do 00:08:08.330 --> 00:08:13.629 Pity pity you into oh, I've been waiting two years for this opportunity 00:08:14.659 --> 00:08:16.659 That I think I deserve 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:19.990 Okay, I mean what sure what the second looking what? 00:08:21.349 --> 00:08:24.128 I would like to come on board as vice-chairman of Tesla 00:08:29.550 --> 00:08:32.629 Well we don't really have a vice-chairman spot, but 00:08:35.400 --> 00:08:37.400 Yeah, I mean I think that's a 00:08:37.740 --> 00:08:40.760 You know...Uh.... I don't think I have to say- 00:08:40.760 --> 00:08:41.780 Oh my god. 00:08:41.780 --> 00:08:42.979 I know,I'm truly sorry 00:08:44.850 --> 00:08:46.850 Yeah, uh, I'm gonna 00:08:50.820 --> 00:08:52.350 No 00:08:52.350 --> 00:08:55.489 I'm sorry I can also apply for a future senior position 00:08:55.490 --> 00:09:00.500 but I would at least at least I would like to come on the board of directors I 00:09:01.020 --> 00:09:03.643 I apologize, this is to the benefit of Telsa shareholders 00:09:03.643 --> 00:09:06.859 I think we need to move on to another another question, my pardons. 00:09:09.030 --> 00:09:11.180 Poor Elon, God why 00:09:11.180 --> 00:09:13.880 The Verge which of course covers? 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:23.180 Mainly tech, I think that's what they're the biggest thing on you have this guy who's incredible, done amazing things for the 00:09:23.880 --> 00:09:27.540 For the tech industry some would say even for the greater of mankind 00:09:27.900 --> 00:09:34.760 But what does the verge post about? Elon Musk should stop making that stupid sex joke about 00:09:35.340 --> 00:09:36.540 Tesla's 00:09:36.540 --> 00:09:38.540 CAR NAMES 00:09:40.710 --> 00:09:41.520 Why, Elon? 00:09:41.520 --> 00:09:46.040 Basically he did the three cars right three different model models one was s 00:09:46.350 --> 00:09:51.740 one was X so he named the third one three so he can spell out sex with a three 00:09:52.400 --> 00:09:58.100 Stop spelling out sex *triggering intensifies* 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:06.160 Apparently the goal was to spell out sexy even it wasn't even supposed to be sex and really no one cares. No one cares 00:10:06.940 --> 00:10:09.880 I just feel bad. I just feel so bad 00:10:11.820 --> 00:10:14.120 It's not funny, but at the same time it's hilarious 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:15.920 Anyway guys. Hope you enjoyed this video 00:10:15.920 --> 00:10:18.109 Did you laughs or did you crange- 00:10:18.109 --> 00:10:19.370 Wait? What? 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