Who is the real PewdiePie? [Let's talk about that.]
A question scientists have been asked for centuries [if you look closely you can see he is transmitting a message with the smoke that says "help me"]
Isn't that right, fake PewDiePie? [fake Poods is the best Poods]
Fake Pewds: Yes, real PewDiePie. That is right.
That is right
So many imposters! [Are you one?]
What if one of them steals my girlfriend , Marzia?
That would break my heart.
Let's review.... the samples.
WHOAHH!
Hey!
That is unlicensed Pewdiepie merch! How many times do I gotta say this?
Tha' fuck is this?
"Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party"
Snapback
WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS?!
ANSWER ME DAMN IT! (misses Fake Pewdiepie's face)
How did I miss? How did I miss from this distance? [Maybe it's cos you suck at throwing?]
Fake Pewds: I got it on ebay for 3 dollars.
Fake Pewds: It was a great deal.
God damn unlicensed Pewdiepie merch (I ship Septiplier)
When will you stop buying into it?
You call this the Pewdiepie logo? [LOL I'm done, I am so done XD]
Jesus Christ....
There's even intricate guidelines on how to impersonate Pewdiepie.
You need some lightning
and some tight pants.
This one trying to steal underage women.
Wh-why do you- what the fuck...
So much wrong with this.
Keemstar nope!
Shush! Shoosh!
That is not me, I promise!
Why do so many girls want to dress up as me?
Ayy that's Em!
That's kinda cute, that's kinda cute.
Those fuckin shoes man, Jesus...
Why is it so common,
to try and steal my identity?
Who are-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why?
Why do these people
keep trying?
da fuck is this?
Oh, it's that imposter guy.
It's that guy with a-
he's got a big chin though.
Big ups for that man.
That is a nice fuckin' chin.
[T R I G G E R E D M E M E]
Actually, can I just say something (sad song plays in the background)
look at this
alright
it may not be a big chin
but it's a chin
let's not
say that it's no chin because it's definitely
a chin.
If it wasn't a chin it would look like
different.
Now what's wrong with small chins?
There's nothing wrong with small chins.
Stay the fuck outta my boy Leafy
Just because you don't have a chin doesn't mean you're not a man.
(emotional piano playing)
what the fuck is this- poofy pewdiepie?
Fake Pewds: Is that a fake Pewdiepie?
THAT'S RIGHT that is a fake poodiepie FAKE POODIEPIE
That fake Pewdiepie is really good at dancing though.
[TRIGGEREDDDDDD]
Oh boy
that's talent.
that's real talent.
oh my GOD THIS guy is pretending to be pewdiepie
what the FUCK
Imposter Pewdiepie: hallo poodie
Imposter Pewdiepie: nyuhhuhuh
Oh my god THESE PEOPLE are FALLING for it.
I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!
*Imposter Pewdiepie Laughing*
THAT AIN'T ME
THAT'S NOT ME I SWEAR
*Dramatic Music Playing*
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh my god he's tryna get ladies.
He's trying really hard not to look at her tits.
*Folk song called Frolic plays here*
What the fuck am I watching?
Oh wow that looks-
that looks just like me; I can't tell any difference
that looks really good that-that's my classic face.
Well.
Well, I've seen it all now
I've seen it- I've seen it all. Thank you.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
This fake Pewdiepie is trying to ruin my rep
not just underaged girls,
but also the KKK.
I have so many questions about this photo.
I don't know where to begin.
What the fuck.
And what the fuck.
LOOK HOW FUCKING MANY THERE ARE
JESUS CHRIST
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THAT AIN'T ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING HERE?
Seriously! Jesus Christ!
There's even professionals
trying to steal
my likeness.
I like how she painted the nostrils, because my nose is so fucking huge.
She had to paint nostrils
to be bigger.
*Deep Inhale through nose*
What?!
That's how she looks like?
How?
Hooooow?
Jesus!
Oh my god there's even more for Marzia
JESUS
THAT'S FREAKY MAN
I ca-I can't
*Pewdiepie Burps*
Oh there's more!
Okay.
Video: Hey guys, it's your friend Candy!
There's no way she can look like me.
Okay.
Video: So, that was it guys, that was the-
WHAT THE FUCK
VIdeo: -that was the Pewdiepie Tutorial!
Video: I can't hear with this thing on my ear.
Video: This is so weird.
No-now ain't nothing weird here.
This is just me, fake Pewdiepie, reacting to ano-
A girl as fake Pewdiepie.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
JEEEEESUS CHRIST
ooooh
[Pewds is done with life; i feel sorry for the fake Pewds tryna be him ;-;]
I can't do this anymore.
I don't even know...
Who I am anymore.
*Emotional Piano Playing*
Fake Pewds: Anyway guys. Thanks for watching this video.
Fake Pewds: Don't forget to give it a thumbs up-
Real Pewds: TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
*Outro Music Playing*