*poods what are you doing
*wat
How's it going bros (STAN BTS)
Who am I...
I don't even know anymore :(
Its been too long
Family Friendly Felix (what is that pewds)
Family Friendly Felix (tell me)
Family Friendly Felix (uh okay)
Will rise
Family Friendly Felix
Will rise
Like a phoenix (so you are a bird now)
That must be who I am .... yes (sure why not)
Its all over the news
So ... It must be true *confused af
Family Friendly Felix (oh)
Family Friendly Felix
I love money too much
(This is catchy)
Family Friendly Felix
I love money too much *AIR HORNS I guess
Family Friendly Felix
HEhahah (wat so funny)
THIS SONG IS SO FU*KING TIGHT
*replaying this a thousand times
(poods enjoys this)
*make it stop
(no... just no)
I.... LOVE MONEY TOO MUch (laughs)
Check out that shit
Day by Dave that's a good that's a newwww intro song from now on...
Forever we're keeping this
He has another one? (oh god)
*pewds laughs
(is this the kazoo kid)
Good channel
(oh hey it's jack) Let's do this
(pewds coming out again) Hey let's do this
Huehuehuehue
(jack comes out again) Let's do this
Hey let's do this
*pewds laughs (he's enjoying this isn't he)
(dat face)
Jack: WHAT?
I gotta send this to Jack
Am I a Nazi? (idk)
Or am I family friendly (who knows)
Which one is it I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Let's see what other people have to say...
(yeah just look at the video for this part)
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO WRITE THE FU*KING ARTICLE (jeez calm down)
YOU DID! YOU DID ON YOUR OWN FU*KING (laughs)
you reroute his article
based on satire
because you wanted to get an article...
and you're calling me out for attention?
FU*K YOU!
(yeah look at the video again for this)
So basically what happened was in.. in a video a few days ago
I made a joke saying uh I am gonna go family friendly now
It was clearly a joke (that's why u don't tell jokes)
if you can't tell that whenever I wear a hat like that
I'm probably not making a serious thing
Video: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT UP
IT'S YOUR BOI
PEWDIEPIE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
big announcement, big announcement
Let's get some excitement everyone
GOT A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (crowds cheering)
I'm going family friendly now...
*sad music
So the joke is that I am going family friendly..,
because there's been some advertiser repercussion on youtube...
uhhhhh it seems that channels that are family friendly
aren't really affected
I made the joke...
but it seemed like
that people don't understand it was a joke (sad)
I mean, look at this
satire or serious?
you decide
(i think it's serious what about you)
They know.
They know it's satire.
But uh, apparently I'm doing it for attention (maybe)
and uh, I think most of my fans
understand it was a joke as well
but I did see
I DID SEE
some people not understanding as well
For example here, Felix
family friendly content
also Felix,
put that in your mouth
cuz you're a whore (who did this?)
Literally a few seconds later
in the same fu*king video (wow)
Clearly, I wasn't serious
about going family friendly.
Clearly, I don't really give a shit, OKAY?
I... *laughs
My videos have always been family friendly
you're, you're getting this the wrong way as you can tell
they've always been top notch... (dat thumbnail)
sit down with your whole family...
no matter what age and just enjoy (oh rlly)
For example (here we go)
SUCH CLASSICS AS
BOOBS X11 (yes I counted)
I would say that the only reason that
people get CoNfUsEd
whether uh, I'm actually family friendly or not
it's because these fu*king articles
are posting about it...
since when did it become okay...
to write an article about satire... (who knows)
I don't understand why that, somehow,
acceptable *giggles
It just doesn't make sense
(please look at the screen again, thanks lmao)
Polygon posted this...
unironically
and I slightly call them out on it
and they make another tweet saying,
Lol did we really take the bait though
and they're quoting satire
amazing
so why write the article in the first place
especially with a title, like that
if you gonna report on satire,
what's the fu*king point (ya i guess)
it's like saying,
Pewdiepie says in a video, that he's gay
actually, it was a joke (uh, of course)
*thumbs up
Great you just wasted everyone's time
uh here it says in the title
(look at the title thanks a lot <3)
the first line
in the first line
they say it's a satirical video
but the problem here is something I keep talking about
that I keep having to pay the fu*king prize for
is that, it doesn't say in the title
that it's satire
if you just read the title,
you will think
oh okay, so Felix is losing a bunch of money
and now he's going to family friendly
What a fu*king asshole
and uh, yeah its bullshit
and you might say uh
ok well they put it in the
they put it right underneath
they put it here
in the video
so you can just check it out yourself'
the thing is, people don't read your shitty article
they just read your title
and by proving it
literally the first comment saying
serves him right (okay)
but come on, how long you think it would really last
they are legit thinking, it's true (those people)
even though, in the article you're saying it's not
why? Because they read the title
and that's it!
(please read on the video again thanks)
WHEN WAS I COMPLAINING?
I GET COMMENTS FROM OTHER PEOPLE
THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW BEING LIKE
'oh, so how's your family friendly thing going'
like, FOR FU*K SAKE THAT WAS A JOKE
EVERYONE IS POSTING ABOUT IT
and it's the exact same thing with the nazi shit
like, I am really glad that most people looked into it
but there are still a lot of people
that just read headlines
and were like
I guess he actually is a nazi now
because I read it somewhere (well)
I don't mean to keep complaining about these things
at the end of the day
I am just going to have to accept that
this is who I am and
if I make a joke saying I am family friendly
there are going to be articles about it
because apparently...
that's revelant
I know a lot of people don't like Polygon
I always thought Polygon was alright (oh)
but seeing them keep making articles like this, like
reporting on satire
I really think, I really think they're better than that
Like,
if you wanna be a serious gaming website,
why are you making articles like that
I just don't understand (same)
I think you're just making yourself look stupid
like, have they no shame?
I just don't understand these people
ARE THEY THAT DESPERATE *giggles
They must be (ikr)
It's just so bizzare to me
because it's all vox media actually isn't it
isn't Polygon owned by Vox?
yeah it is (that explained it)
well that should explain it (WHAT I JUST SAID LMAO)
PEWDIEPIE COMES OUT AS GAY ON TWITTER
YOU CAN'T MISS IT
ok apparently I am gay now as well? (no?)
it's too funny (ikr)
it's too funny these fu*king people
post about anything
Let's see what some of you guys think about
the new family friendly Felix
(yup read the screen)
wait a minute...
WHAT'S THAT HAND MOVEMENT (uh oh)
*MUSIC* no, stop *AIR HORNS*
(I don't even know what to put here)
(lol i guess)
honestly I don't know why I even care
like it's not even...
at least we'll always have
FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX
(CAPTION WRITER CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE)
*giggles
(POODS PLEASE STOP)
MY VIDEOS ARE TEN MINUTES LONG (IMPRESSIVE)
Let's say you had a normal
95 kind of job
what if I told you
you could do the exact same amount of effort
give out more to the people
that comsume your products
AND
get three times amount of revenue
would you not take it? *AIR HORNS*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH *AIR HORNS*
I don't fu*king think so okay?
Don't be mad at me (I am not mad poods)
be mad at youtube (sure)
okay I didn't make up these stupid ass rules
around 10 minute videos
that's fu*king stupid
I watch a lot of my older videos
like from 2016
a lot of them were like 4 minutes
5 minutes
and I think that works out fine
a lot of times
But a lot of times it feels too short (yup)
Having a daily video that
that's just like 5 or 6 minutes
it just feels
I don't know, ten is a good length anyway...
lemme know i don't...
it's a lot of more effort
like, it's a lot
of extra work getting it to 10
to still keep the same quality
and we're trying very hard to do that every
single day so STOP
COMPLAINING
GOD
DAMMIT