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how's goin' brows 
(STFU KBOO)

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LOVE BTS!!!

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Who am I?

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I don't even know anymore. It's been too long.

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Family friendly Felix... family friendly Felix...

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family-friendly Felix will graph...

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family friendly Felix will rise like a phoenix.

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That must be who I am, yes, it's all over

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the news so it must be true!

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*pewd's fav illuminati song*

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Hahaha!

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This song is so fucking tight.

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Family-friendly Felix I love money too much. *goin' crazy*

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Check out that shit.

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Day by Dave, that's a good one.

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That's our new intro song from now on

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forever, we're keeping this for it.

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He's done other ones?

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(le kazoo kid vibes)

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Hahahah!

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(le kazoo kid vibes)

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What the fuck?

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(le kazoo kid vibes)

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Good channel :D

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*le satanic undertones* *dude stop with the le's* *ok fine* LETS DO THIS! HEY LETS DO THIS!

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Hahahahah!

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LETS DO THIS! HEY LETS DO THIS!

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lets do dis.

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hahahah. -_-

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That's fookin awesome.

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*slows down*

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OOOOOO

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Wot?

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O! O! O! O!

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I gotta send this to Jack

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Am I a Nazi? Or am I family-friendly? Which one is it? (definitely a Nazi)

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I don't know anymore.. let's see what

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other people have to say PewDiePie vows

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to go family-friendly it looks like

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popular youtuber PewDiePie is continuing

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his string of 'attention-grabbing antics'

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I didn't ask you to write the fucking

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article.. you did you did on your own

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f*cking.. you reroute his article based on

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satire because you wanted to get an

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article and you're calling me out for

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attention. Fuck you!
 Pewdiepie claims that as a

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result of this new policy a third of his

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videos have been demonetized cutting

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into his income of four million dollars

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a year so basically what happened was I

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in a video a few days ago I made a joke

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saying I'm gonna go family-friendly now

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it was clearly a joke if you can't tell

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that whenever I wear a hat like that I'm

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probably not making a serious statement...

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"EI WHAT IS HAPPENIN? Waddap it's your boi

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PewDiePie! Big announcement, big

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announcement, big announcement let's get

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some excitement everyone got a big

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announcement I'm going family friendly now."

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So the joke is that I'm going family friendly because there's been

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some advertiser repercussion on YouTube

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it seems that channels that our family

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friendly aren't really affected. I made

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the joke, but it seemed like people don't

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understand that it was a joke I mean

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look at this satire or serious.. you

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decide *giggles at their pathetic soul*
they know they know it's that

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satire but apparently I'm just doing it

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for attention and I think most of my

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fans.. understand that it was a joke as

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well but I did see I did see some people

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not understanding as well for example

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here feeling family friendly content

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also Felix put that in your mouth

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because you're a whore literally a few

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seconds later in the same fucking video

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clearly I wasn't serious about

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going family friendly.. clearly I don't really

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give a shit, okay.. I my videos have always

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been family-friendly you're you're

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getting this the wrong way as you can

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tell they've always been top notch sit

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down with your whole family no matter

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what age and just enjoy for example such

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classics as boobs boobs boobs boobs

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boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs 
(we need more boobs!!!)
[thumbs up if you think so ;) ]

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boobs I would say that the only reason

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that people get confused whether I'm

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actually family friendly or not it's

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because these fucking article are

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posting about it. since when did it

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become ok, to write an article about

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satire I don't understand why that

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somehow acceptable it just doesn't make

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sense PewDiePie vows to go

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family-friendly as he suffer major

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advertisement loss'. Polygon posted this

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unironically and I slightly call them out

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on it and then they make another tweet

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saying low did we really take the bait

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though and then they're quoting satire

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amazing so why write the article in the

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first place then especially with the

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title like that if you get a report on

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satire what's the fucking point it's

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like saying PewDiePie states in a video

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that he's gay actually it was a joke

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great you just wasted everyone's time XD so

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here it says in the title PewDiePie vows

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to go family-friendly the first line in

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the first line they say that it's a

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satirical video but the problem here is

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something that I keep talking about that

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I keep having to pay the fucking price

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for is that it doesn't say in the title

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that it's a satire if you just read the

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title you will think; ''oh ok so felix is

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losing a bunch of money and now he's

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going to find family-friendly what a

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fucking asshole.'' and yeah it's bullshit

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and you might say ok well they put it in

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into the s-s they put it right

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underneath they put it here and the

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video so you can just check it out

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yourself the thing is people don't read

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your shitty article they just read the

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title and by proving it literally the

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first comment saying serves him right

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but come on how long do you think it

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would really last they are legit

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thinking it's true even though in the

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article you're saying that it's not why

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because they read the title and

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I'd say when your network is estimated

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around 61 million as I fucking youtuber

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you don't ever get to complain where was

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I complaining? I get comments from other

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people that I don't really know being

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like ''oh so how's your family friendly

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thing going?'' like for fucks sakes that

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was a joke everyone is posting about it

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and it's the exact same thing with all

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the Nazi shit like I'm really glad that

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most people looked into it but there's

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still a lot of people that just read

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headlines and we're like well I guess I

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guess he actually is a Nazi now because

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I read it somewhere I don't mean to keep

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complaining about these things at the

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end of the day I'm just gonna have to

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accept that this is who I am and if I

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make a joke saying I'm family-friendly

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there's going to be articles about it

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because apparently that's relevant I

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know a lot of people don't like Polygon

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I always thought Polygon was alright but

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seeing them keep making articles like

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this like reporting on satire I really

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think I really think they're better than

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that like if you want to be a serious

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gaming website why are you making

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articles like that I just don't

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understand I think you're just making

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yourself look stupid like have they no

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shame I just don't understand these

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people are they that desperate they must

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be it's this so bizarre to me because

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all vox media actually isn't it and

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Polygon owned by box? yeah it is well I

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should explain it.
PewDiePie comes out

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as gay on Twitter you can't miss it

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today ok apparently I'm gay now as well

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it's too funny it's too funny these

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fucking people post about anything let's

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see what some of you guys think about

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the new family-friendly Felix
[I LAVE YOU]

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Meet friendly Felix he's an extrovert and

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sociable guy he loves to spend quality

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time with his friends and wait a minute

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what's that hand movement

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stop let it stop god damn it fuck

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honestly I don't know why I even care

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like it's not even at least we'll always

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have family friendly Felix

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*JAM COMES ON*

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*ENDLESS JAM OMG*

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my videos are 10 minutes long.

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Let's say you had a normal 9-5 kind of job what

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if I told you you can do the exact same

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amount of effort give give out more to

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the people that consume your products

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and get three times the amount of

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revenue would you not take it I don't

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fucking think so ok don't be mad at me

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we met at YouTube ok I didn't make up

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these fucking stupid as rules around 10

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minutes videos it's fucking stupid I

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watch a lot of my older videos like from

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2016 a lot of them were like four

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minutes five minutes and i think that

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works out fine a lot of times but a lot

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of times it just feels too short having

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a daily video that's just like five or

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six minutes it just feels i don't know i

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think 10 is the good length anyway what

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do you what do you think let me know I

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don't it's a lot of more effort like

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it's a lot a lot of extra work to get it

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to 10 minutes and still keep the same

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quality and we're really trying hard to

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do that every single day so stop

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complaining god damn it
[WE LAVE YU POODS] [ALSO NICE JOB, EXACTLY 10 MINUTES]