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Language: en

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"PeWdS! YoU hAve tO PLaiy MohRe gAEmz!

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Bhud PoOdz, I THOhT yOU WEre aH gAEMiNg cHANnNeLLl??''

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"CoMe On PewDZ, pLay sOmm GamEz, MaN."

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"WhY hAVen'tchU pLaiYed Sudoku aLLrEaEdy?"

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PLAY MORE GAMES!

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I WANNA SEE MORE GAMES! PlEAsE! PLAY MORE GaMeSz PLEASE!!

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*unintelligible gibberish*

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Okay fine!(finally)

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I'll play games

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I'll play the best goddamn game there is in the entire universe. (oh?whichgameisthat?)

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I'm talking, of course, about..

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I'm talking of course ABOUT...

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I'M TALKING OF COURSE A B O U T

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~Ga-ru-za Unda Pan-zah Dorimo Tankuda Machi~

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Garuzado panzah doreamo tankun damachi

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Oh wow!

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Look at that everyone!

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Fugh!.. Dammit!

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Can I play? Here we go.

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It's time to kill

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all the..

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What the hell is tha...*Pedobear intensifies*

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"War has changed."

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There you go.

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A nice and cute anime game (ohhh i miss yandere simulator)

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Where no one gets--

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Jesus!

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Why is this a game?

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*Weird ass Laughing*

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Oh Finally a good game everyone.

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Oh god

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Oh god

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I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

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Repair

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There you go,

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[REKT]

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Oh my god is that the Communist sign?

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Am I Russian?

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Am I USSR?

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Oh my god cue the Russian anthem

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FIREEE!!

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For our country!

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You Filthy capitalist anime scumbags

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*mother russia intensifies*

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Just gotta watch out for bombs and stuff.

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Oh..no no no no no no

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DAAMMIT

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Let's do a shortcut (oh.. GrEAt)

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No! Oh no!

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I hAve tHE POweR oF GOd

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and aNImey On My sIDe!

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cOme On mEMe!

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No no no no NO

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*SCREAMS LIKE AN AUTISTIC CHILD ONCE AGAIN*

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War-

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-War never changes.

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Finally a game that doesn't undermine the terror of WAR

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That doesn't glor-

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-glorify the horrible things that goes on in battle.

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Finally a game with realistic teddy bears.

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That you can shoot for extra points

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War Has changed

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*Vietnam flashbacks*(oh god no)

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Wait, who's this?

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We're playing as a slav?

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An anime slav?

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Really?

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They're wearing tracksuits

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The slavs are here!

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CYKA BLYAT!

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Yeah!! Hahaha

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Wonder if there's any Swedish tanks.

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Oh, that's right. We are a bunch of pussies.

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*laugh*

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*animu raping continues*

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Yjaaaooooooowww!!!

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Ahhrn nidd skrrt! Oh my gaaaawd! Here it comes!

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AAAAAAH

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Man, you know this game really makes you think

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If war was just filled with anime girls, well, then

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then war wouldn't even be that bad.

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Oh, those are the Germans?

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Am I the Germans?

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I think I am.

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Great.

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Fantastic. Cue the German anthem please

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Hail....

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REKT. Subtitles by Adamcio Samcio. :D