Hey, how's it going bros? My name is aaaaaahhhh-
It is time...
to get even.
I'm very excited because today, we get to play the first
40 minutes, exclusive on the PewDiePie channel.
Honestly, I don't know much about this game.
I've just seen snippets, and it's the kind of thing where you've seen it and you're like
I HAVE TO PLAY THAT.
This looks so cool.
So, I'm very very excited to be playing this for you guys.
I don't know what to expect, but that's a good thing.
So if you've never heard of this game before...
Or even if you have...
Let's, uh, check it out together.
'Cause it looks amazing.
Let's go.
Difficulty: TRAUMATIZING.
(thumbs up)
This is gonna go great.
Okay.
Hey, don't copy me! What the (laugh)
OK, what did I sign?
So this sounds great.
What is happening?!
What cello-
(trying to say cellular breakdown) What?
(pewds says "oh" while the game does its thing)
Hey, we're... woah...
Dude!
This looks amazing!
So this is an indie type of game, i'm not sure how indie
It seems to be ...
Damn,its look really cool
Black, stay away from handover site
We have the girl, you cannot save her.
Let this run its course
Okay...
I don't think I need to look at this anymore but fine
Here we go
Woow
This- I'm so curious, what the hell is happening? *laughs*
I thought this would kinda be like a horror game..
But it's not... setting itsel- okay, well I'm not gonna go in that.
OH never mind.
*mysterious noise in distance*
What was that?
A door get closed behind me?
Where should I possibly-
Oh ow
Where should I possibly go?
Hey it's a car
I can run
Cool graphitti
*weird noise from pewds*
What is that sound?
It seems like I have a timer on me or some shit...
A'right
"Switch between your weapons." What the fuck I HAVE WEAPONS
Okai why do I have weapons?
Ohmygod are there people here?
OH okay there are...
Save the girl. Save the cheerier(?). Save the world.
Okay well, let's keep it nice and cool.
I don't have an crosshair, I just realized
That's cool, I don't need it
My mouse sensitivity is out of con-
auh fuck
"Tab equips your phone." Why would I need my phone?
Maybe I shouldn't check-
HEY it's her!
Damn
Okay, so now I know who I need to save.
Yeah she looks like she needs to be saved (OHDAMN)
Definitely looks like it.
A'right let's take a nice 'n easy.
Okay it's dark
"Green lights on the side of your phone guide you towards nearby evidence."
Green lights on the side your phone...
Is that the green light? Oh it is.
That's cool.
I need to find evidence.
Hey it's a drone everybody
It's a drone
We're scanning it
HEY
What do we find?
It's a drone
Damn, how do my voice get so badass Jesus Christ
Anything else I need to do with that? Great
I'm happy with my gun, by the way
I'm happy to just have my-my gun an' shoot people
I feel like a mindfuck is coming up
Do you ever feel like there's a mindfuck about to sneak up on ye
Okay let's take it nice an- HWUA
Nice an- HUAW
Oh God.
Sorry, I panicked
Oh God.
There will be military people
What the fuck where are we?
Smoke here
*gasp*
they're nearby
Okay
There's evidence here
Should we scan for it?
I guess this smoke yeah
'Kay let's check it out
The tension is building
ShhHHS Goddammit Siri!
I think I'll
I think I'll have this gun, thank
ah wait
this
*laugh* this
THIS GUN thank you
Yeh say that out loud
*gunshot* oh shit
*gunshot*
*gunshot* There he is.
Stealth- stealth takedown
Hell yeah, motherfucka
GOTTEM
I'll be taking this
'Kay so this is where I am
That's cool
So we're getting near them now
Okay they're a floor up
Okay let's try getting out
The stairs are over here
Here we go
Okay
I don't know where we're going
But I don't like it
Oh here we go.
A'right this should be coming up
Oh my God SHUT UP MUSIC
FUCK OFF
Oh jeez..
Shhhiet
Okay they're upstairs
Okay we're getting close.
SHHAAA
I'm fine
I'm not scared
Ya think I'm a pussy?
I never get scared in my goddamn life
SHUT UP MUSIC THO
WHAT THE
OH FUCK
SHIT
Oh he's taking a selfie, it's okay
He's taking a selfie
It'll be his last selfie
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WOOAW
Good night, sweet prince
That's cool
What do you mean "shit" I fucking killed him.
She's talk-
NOOO
OOHH
*realizes what he's done*
This is PewDiePie
Your husband is not coming home
*laughs*
Tell your kids PewDiePie killed-
*laughs* Goddamit that's horrible
Oh my god.
How do I do that with a gun?
That was so
Oh shit
That's the girl!
Fucking Mike
Okai
Hey
It's a Poodiepie
Ayyy
Hell yeah
That slowmo
How you doing, baby?
Ayyy
What eu egh you gotta little uh new fashion accessory
lemme
Don't worry
I'm- I've done
sh
STAY STILL
GODDAMMIT
Okay uh
Aih
We- uh
Aih've never done this before
A couple
What's the code?
Well you coulda fucking told me that
Are you sure?
Ah
Ahm
Well that's too bad I gotta go
*laughs*
A'right I guess we...
died?
Is this Captain Price, by the way?
I'm playing as?
It sure feels like it
Hey COD references everyone
What happens when you go out in the woods and take LSDs
You think you're in video games
Or really you're just
You're just a senile old man
"I'm waiting in building B, as-"
WHAT
is happening, everyone?
No ammo, fuck
A'right that's
This looks like building B
That's building A
Can't tell me what to do, game
I'm going to building A, mothafuckas
Nevermind
I'm going to building B
I was just kidding, okay?
I'm sorry
Hullo?
This place looks amazing
Wow, they have a bed and everything
Oh
Evidence
We got evidence dots
Where are they?
Where are they pointing?
Oh we're losi...
Siri, I
no one was talking to you Siri like
What do you think you are?
Where's this evidence that I'm looking for?
"The UV Light reveals chemicals substances."
Okay
Anyone jizz
on these matresses?
Is that what we wanna figure
hEY
I found a trail
Oh the trail is going
Where's the trail going?
Ooh
Okay (x2)
Oh my god.
HUA
WHOOOAAA OKAYYYYY
Fock's sake, mahn
Comohhhn
Oh thas a lot of wheelchairs
Hello?? Top of 'da morning to yah
Okay, it's going this way
Let's keep following the footprints, everyone
HEY
It's a monkey!
*laughs*
That's...
Kind of terrifying
But that's okay
A'right
See ya later, monkey
selfie
great
'Kay we're going
We're going here now
Uh
On second thought, we're NOT going there
It's just a girl, Felix (who could possibly rip your throat out)
You're fine
A'right
I'm not scared of little girls
I just think
They should get away from me
A'right
Just want them to
Be as far away as possible
Ah goddammit
The wires
"Vision map"
"App shows all warm objects"
Oh shit that's cool
I think we were wearing them before
That a microwave?
WHERE DID THE MONKEY GO
MONKEY
Monkey: I fell, Poodiepie!
Goddammit
I'll find whoever did this
Annnnnnn
Voilà
A'right
One
Tw-Auh
shit
One
Two
Uh
fuck
Okay 50/50
Uh
(this is that eeny meenie mieny mo thing in Swedish) Ule, dole, dof, kinka, lana, kof, kof, alana, bink
Uh, okay whatever I dont
GODDAMN
hEY
How about that?
Look at that shit boi
EYH
"Your actions will have consequences"
What does that mean?
I haven't done anything, game
I-St
Tell 'em, I didn't do anything
The monkey fucked with me
I did not fuck with the monkey
Fuking asshole
Okay
A'right
Enough of that
Let's go check on the lady
WHAT
nO
LISTEN YOU BLEW UP
NOT ME
Okay
Well actually
I did as well
See?
Here we go
Top of the morning
What do we got?
"Upon leaving the military seven years ago
It seems Black lost years of his life to..."
"Alcohol *laughs* and occasionally, even drugs.
Psych reposts suggest Black is walking-
is a walking contradiction
Unable to kill without feeling brought with guilt
Yet only able to find purpose in life through killing.
No known family or friends."
Sounds like a great time
So that's me
Hey I look good
Damn I look good ~
Why was
He there?
I don't fucking know
I don't know why you're asking me this
AHH
This is bad
I had a feeling that would happen
I had a
wHAT
I'm not planning to stop breathing (wow sassy pewds)
what the fuck
IM GETTING GAS
NO
NOOO
GODDAMMIT WHAT IS THIS
Come on, man
Where is this all going dude?
I need to stop waking up in places
What the fuck is that?
Is that me?
OH that's us!
Excellent
Thank you
Nai
I didn't have any questions at all
I felt like it was
HEY
It's a gun
I will take it
My gun?
What the fock
Hmm
Uhm
Yay
Okai
A'right
Okai
Hey it's a
thing (very descriptive)
It's a VR headset
It was all a game
Mr. Black
What is happening here, dude?
The future seems amazing
I would love to just live my life like that
Uh-huh
Okay
Excellent
We got a craz-
Hey we're back here!
Shut up
Ah doesn't work.
Sorry, tried
Yeh-da-da-da-da
I don't know what to do
I tried
I tried so hard
OkAY
A'right dude
Listen
I'm fucking trying
But like it doesn't fucking work
Okay?
Hey
That should do the trick
Hey, random stranger in a cell!
I'll help you!
Yeh!
*laughs*
I'm definitely
Definitely gonna regret this
"Remember your actions have consequences."
Goddammit it's one of those games
Okay fine
You know what? Fine
So where am I supposed to head then?
Over here?
Yeah this looks like it
Oh shit
I..
Uhh
Ma bad
My bad
I didn't
I didn't mean to do it
OAH
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
*laughs*
Love
Love the ragdoll
Just like *ded*
*laughs*
Oh God
What is
Ah fuck
What'd I do
I should not have done that, shouldn't I?
Yes
Played a lot of video games, what can I say?
I took away the cake and presents?
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT
SHUOT UP
oh my goh
nO
Oh my God
wHAT
What is all this?
It's very interesting
OH shit okay
Oh yeah
We know the corner gun
Good ol' corner gun
What I really need is the 360 gun
Hey I
I got a call
ah for fuck's sake
Good fun
Love that
YAY
Fuck I am so confused
So
Basically we're replaying our memories
To understand what happened
That's cool
That's cool man
Oh wow this looks fantastic
Excellent
Do I have my gun?
HELL YEAH
The Corner Gun
Goddammit
Okay we keep
We keep
We just keep going I gue
I don't
Why stop here?
This way
Please
It looks amazing
I
I really
Love the style of the game
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO GO THEN
The scanner?
What the fuck
That makes no sense
But I mean of course!
That makes so much sense
Fuck am I going in circles again?
No I'm not
We're going through
Here we go
Great
That's
Hey
Look who did it!
How about that?
Sssshut up
Nope
Don't tell me what to do mothafuckas
What the fuck?
HEI
AHH
Perfectly normal
Yup
Hey I
We found it!
Okay listen
Shut up, a'right?
You gave me the wrong fucking code
That's cool
So we can shoot this guy
That's a cool fucking gun
I gotta say
The new IPhone I gotta get on that shit
Oop
Don't tell me how to live my life
Goddammit
What do we do now then?
Okay so, look up the ceiling
Press
"E will allow you to aim above the"
Okay here we go
Yay
Glad we did that
Okay
We keep going
Listen, you need to calm down!
I didn't do anything!
A'right?
I'm just using my
My little Corner Gun hehah
Where'd he go?
There he is
Fuck
Did I do that right?
I don't think I
Did I
Ehhh fuck it
I did it somewhat right
Uhh
"Press Alt to scan"
Here we go
We're scanning it
Cool
This gun is so fucking cool
It's so badass (unlike you)
I mean it's kind of
Kind of a
A pussy-ass gun
But
I mean
*laughs* You shooting around
Hey
Pistols
Technically I'm not even here
What the fuck
Technically you're a
Take 'em down
It's time to have some fun with the Corner Gun
I'm not great at that
I'm not great at this Corner Gun thing
Aw shit is there more?
Put your gun away?
FUCKYOU
CORNER GUN ACTIVATE
GOTTEM
Hell yeah
I love the music it's so good
Euh I think I'll get this one
All by myself
Where's he?
Oh shit, there he is
Corner Gun
Don't activate *laughs*
The music is so cool
A'right well that was fun
I love killing people
Hey this is a cool elevator
Uh take me to the ground floor please
Corner Gun (x3) Corner-
We're 100% gonna meet Roger
Or Rooorgger
Stevo ai
Corner Gun time, everybody
It's Corner Gun time
Ha ha
Corner Gun that bitch
UH
Uh
Ahh
Ah Oh
OH
Hey another elevator
How great
Love 'em
Elevators. Can't live without 'em
If you don't have legs
I don't know
Okay great
This is
What the fuck are you talking about
Um okay well, here's the plan
And uh
There's uh
com
There's comp- What?
Uhm
What? 7
Oh my god
5
This is so weird
I love the music it's so nice
759
Could there be one more?
Who the fuck
That's a nice dawg
4
Hey
The mind has a funny way of remembering things
That was true
Hey it's a new router
Yes
We're hacking into the
Oh my god
Shhh
Siri, please you don't need to guilt me a'right?
I spilled coffee
Good ol' Corner Gun
My best friend
Is that- What is this then?
Ooh it's building up
Oh
A'right
Corner Gun left. Corner Gun right.
Hell yeah
WHOOOOO
This is a really, really, interesting, new game
I'm..
I really enjoy it!
I hope you did as well!
If you had fun haha leave a like
PewDiePie plays games, everyone
I-I love when PewDiePie plays games
It's *laughs*
That's all I'm allowed to play for now
Maybe I'll check out the full game when it comes out
Lemme know if you want me to do that
And as always...
*kisses fist* stay awesome (fist me daddy)