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P: I love video games, don't we

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M: YEAH

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*schoolgirl giggle*

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M: I mean..

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*confused* P: What game do we have for us today?

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M:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....

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overcooked?

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*Epic silence as Mariza said the most smartest thing since *that's what she said*

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*Steve Harvey voice*  SURVEYS SAY

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*ding*

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*Audience cheering*

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P: I will be....... *thinks*

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P: This guy because he has glasses....

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P: That one?

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M: Yeah! Dat one

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P: We have to work together! (Oh boy..)

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This game is ALL about teamwork!
(Because we all know how well that works now.)

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What happened was......

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Uhhhh

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Trump became president D:

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*Signal Lost*

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*random grumble noises coming from weird onion king thing*

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P: What the fuck?

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P: Is that us??

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P: That's us :D

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M: That's me :)

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P: Why are we so fat?

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*end of world choir music*

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P: Is that a giant meatball?!

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[Swedish meatball?]

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P: Is that a gian..

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P: It's a giant meatball! (Don't talk about yoour mom that way >:O)

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P: Spaghetti meatball!

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P: I knew Sweden would take over

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*dragon roar*

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*French horn*

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P: You need to pick up an ingredient...

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M: BOOM!! (wait poom?)

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P: Alright gimme the..gimme the lettuce

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P: Gimme the lettuce ASAP woma...

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P: Hey man just put it here

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M: Put it there!

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P: Okay it's my chop to cut the lettuce.. OK

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*Chopnese*

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M: What is thi...

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P: No, so put that down somewhere else

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P: And then press A infront of that

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M: Euhhhhhhh

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It is Wednesday my dudes

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M: Euhhhhhhh

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P: Now gimme the tomatoes

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I will chop the tomato for you Marzia don't worry

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We made a salad

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M: Of course

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P: The most simple dish....

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P: To a meatball.

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P: Okay so the order shows up there and we don't have that much tiiime

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M: Oh

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P: Gimme that lettuce.

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P: Calm down Marzia

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M: Takin' too long m8

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P: Ohhh my god *laughs*

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M: Takin' too long

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P: C'mon!

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*More Chopnese*

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P: We gotta feed the meatba...

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P: I'm Already stressed out

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M: I'm TRRYYIIIN

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P: What are you doin'? >:l

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M: Look where they *mumbles*

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P: UNACCEPTABLE!

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P: The salad is raw! (gordan saladsmayyyyy)

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M: Wait, why did you cut these?

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M: come on m8

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P:I'm.. trying to cut *gulp* things

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M: Stop cutting lettuce

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P: I'm tryna impress Kevin over here OK?

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M: *gasp* Oh no!

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M: OH NO!

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P: Marzia, the salad!!

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M: I didn't see it.. NO!

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P: The beast will not be sa..

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P: What's the matter with you?! >:l

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M: I..I was right infront of him!

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P: I'm driving this. Are you driving it?

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P: I can drive it too :D

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P: We're driving it together

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P: Nonono this way

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M: Wooo!!!!

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M: Which way?

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P: Th..this way

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M: This way?

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P: This way!

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P: This... *Pfft*

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P: Stop

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P: Okay we're making soup now

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*Random exhale*

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M: The pressure...

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P: The pressure!

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P: *Mario accent* ahh we making the soup together Marzia.

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P: You want-a the onion!?

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P: I will chop the onions you- you don't worry

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P: How do you put it in?

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P: Okay I put one in!

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M: What do I...?

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P:   "X"

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*Chopnese*

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P: You do not cut onion fast enough

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P: What-a you doing!? you crazy woooman!

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P: Ok put the soup there

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M: Here?

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P: .. There

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P: Here

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[Teamwork Intensifies]

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P: You were gonna put the soup in the trash you crazy!

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P: THE SOUP IS READY TO SERVE!

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P: MARZIA!

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M: How do I give it?

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P: Give me the soup

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P: Oh my god we have a fire Marzia!

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M: Wh..why is it not going into the middle?

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P: Specially ... cra-

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M: Bro!

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M: What?

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P: *Mario voice again* Saarry!

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P: Sorry mamamia I didnt know!

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M: Oh my God! Oh my God its burning!

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P: Italian... Oh you burn the soupa? Gordan Ramsey would not be pleased!

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LOOK AT MY EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM?! (yeasss)

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P: Yeah we make A LOT of onion soups

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M: But why do we-

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P: It's our most popular dish

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M: CLEAN THE DISHES M8!

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P: I'm trying!

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M: you're doing nothing right now.

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P: *Panics* We have 10 seconds for the next soup!

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M: Nooo!!!

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P: HURRY UPPP!

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M: The soup is ready just clean these...

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P: OMG clean cl cl cl cleeaan

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P: Ok ok ok, ok

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P: Come here! X6

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P: NOOO

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P: DAMMIT!

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P: DAMMIT!

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[FFX to Zanarkand OST] (rip)

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Look at all these pans! (god darn it do it better)

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[Music continues]

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Why just talk to me WHY? (yea why...)

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[Music continues]

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Get it in the BIN!  (yea and dont move)

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[Music still continues]

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Take that off and fucking get outta here! (you better do that or he will roast u)

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[Music still continues further]

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Get out! And you! Leave that jacket and GET OUT! (sad poods)

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[Sadness and Despair] *i cri everitiem ;-;*

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GET OUT!

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M: We got 3!

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[FF Victory fanfare]

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M: Wait there are actual people-

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M: Come on!
P: OK! Eyy EY EYY! You lock-a we move a

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P: You're burning the soup!

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P: Shit!

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P: Shit!
M: Dont worry!

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M: I got it! *laughs*

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P: Were so bad at this cmon!

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*Scream of panic*

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P: Stop burning and put it on the freaking plate!

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P: Don't do the chopping i'm the choppa!

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*Arghablargh* You should be ashamed!

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M: Bro you gotta serve them!

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P: Yeah but that's your job!

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M: N- Why is every-

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P: It's close to yo-

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(Teamwork at it's finest)

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P: I'll do the dishes youyouyo- ugh

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M: The burning!

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P: Why are you taking them there. Oh OK nevermind

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*Screaming*

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[Music plays]

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P: Don't worry I got this!

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"I Need A Hero" plays in the background^

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P: This happens all the time

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"How do you walk?"
                                  - Marzia 2016

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P: Shhieet!

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*Laughing*

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P: Great, well were overcooked now!

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*I think i smoked too many blunts i can never stop*

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P: You're gonna have to run- There you go run!

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P: RUN!

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P: Run and serve that tomato soup!

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P: Go Marzia! Go Marzia!

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P: Yes!

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P: What am I doing? Why am I here?

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P: Would you guys like to try some?

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M: Brooo! Were-
P: Ohh So-sorry I'm trying to bring more customers

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P: Teamwork! *Ding ding ding* It's all in- times up. We did good! That was good!

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M: That's it!

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[Both laughs]

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P: Yeah...
M: Disappointment

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M: They look so good

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P: There you go. First dish! GO!

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*Both Screaming*

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P: What is happening!? *laughs*

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[More laughter]

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P: What the heh-ell

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M: Fast!

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P: OK! Alright! You ready?

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M: GO!

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P: You ready? Well it's not finished, there you go. GOOO!

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P: GooOOOOOO! Yess

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P: I hate this job
M: I need another!

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P: I hate- What do you need?

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M: A tomato.

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P: Cmon we need 3 stars!

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M: What do you need?

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P: *Distorted* EVERYTHING! (Including your soul!)

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P: Give me an onion

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M: (Gives mushroom) Ohh it's the mushrooms.. Nevermind...

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P: *Did she really just do that*

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P: I quit..

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M: Hey! oh..

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P: Cmon 3 stars!

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M: I feel- I feel like we..

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[Sad piano plays... Again..]

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*Zooming in to Blue Sum- i mean Ainsley*

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GET OUT!

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P: Were making burgers now Maaarzia!

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M: Burgers?
P: This aint no joke!

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M: Bro, put it here! HERE!
P: We gotta chop the steak into- and not- We gotta chop it first

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P: NONONO thats not ready!

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You serve your shit like that. Take your jacket, and FUCK OFF!

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*BASSBOOSTED* Yes chef

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M: I'm putting you the steak there OK?

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P: I still need the-

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M: We need communication!  P: It needs to be chopped!

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M: IT'S RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Pewds turns into RIck from Rick and Morty*

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P: Eeeuuhhhh

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P: OK, so a steak takes a lot of time to make-

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P: right?
M: NO!

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P: So it makes sense that we keep cooking it

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P: Listen, I worked in the fastfood business. I understand how it work!

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M: The one on top!

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P: Yeah! Got it! (Goes to the bottom)

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M: I said the one on top!

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P: This one needs!

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M: TOLD YOU THE ONE ON TOP!

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P: *I dont even know anymore sceam*

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[Both laughs]

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P: Sorry I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ!

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GET OUT!

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[Teamwork]

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P: MOOOVE!

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M: Thats what we need in that one!

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M: Serve it!
P: Ok! Ok!

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[Focus]

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[Cooking]

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[QUICKLY TO THE MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!]

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[Intense focus]

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[Cooking intensity intensifies]

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[Intense focused cooking intensity intensifies]

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*Looping*

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*Looping Continues*

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*I think i smoked too many blunts and i can't never stop*

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[Victory cheer]

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[Rocky theme plays]

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"Overcooked"
Coming in theaters this never