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[P=pewdiepie, M=Marzia]
P: 我地真係好中意打機嘅, 係米？

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M: 係! :D

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M: ....係掛..?

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P:  無獎問答遊戲 我哋今日挽咩game

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M: 下..errr...

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M : "Overcooked"?

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??????

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呢位觀眾答得非常好

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YEAHHHHHH

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P : 我揀先...

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P: 我要做四眼佬 :D

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P: 你要果個..?

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M: 係呀 我都係得翻果個揀咋麻 :/

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P: 謹記 團結就是力量

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P: 因為呢個game就係考你分工

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P: 咁到底搞乜呢

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P: uhh

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P: 就係..特朗普真係做左總統

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beeeeeeeeep

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P: 做乜撚...

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P: 咦 我哋黎喎

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P: 係我哋呀 :D!

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P: 哇 咁撚肥嘅

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P: 咦 呢個米就係傳說中嘅 IKEA馬肉肉丸..?

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M: ???

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P: 唔通真係...

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P: 真係IKEA馬肉肉丸!!

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P: IKEA肉丸意粉!

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P: 預言我國瑞典會早日佔領全球

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肉丸: ROARRRRRR

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*瑞典國旗*

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P: 你拎左材料先

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M: BOOM

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P: 好 errr 我要生菜

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P: 喂 俾生菜我!! 即刻!!臭女人

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P: 擺係到得啦

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M: 咩呀 個到呀聰明

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P: 洗晤洗咁串 :( 我負責切生菜 ok

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P: *聲效*

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M: 我而家要做咩...

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P: 擺係第二到

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P: 跟住禁A

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M: 係worrrrrr

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*又係外國dank memes*
??: 又係星期三啦各位

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*Marzia聲效*

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P: 跟住俾舊蕃茄我

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P: 呢D粗重野 等我黎

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沙律 完成！*in cooking hayhay's voice*

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M: of course!

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P: 史上最on膠嘅餸

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P: 竟然俾舊肉丸食

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M: on9你又挽
P: order係上面...遊戲正式開始 我哋時間無多

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M: Oh

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P: 俾生菜我

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P: 冷靜D啦 做咩姐你

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M: 你太耐啦

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P: 你咁叻 你切啦

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M: 我呀婆都快過你

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P: 喂 快啦

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P: 要餵舊肉丸呀

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P: 哥哥不行了( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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M: 我以經好快架啦

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P: 你係到做乜呀又 :/

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M: 你唔好嘈住先啦...

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P:  混你個帳!

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P: 生嘅沙律 你叫人點食! 
(沙律緊係生架啦...)

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M: 你又切個個做乜呀 onj

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M: 過黎喇

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P: 我米切緊囉 淨係識嘈

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M: 切切切

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P: kevin中意睇我切 你識咩呀

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M: oh no

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M: OH NO

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P: Marzia 碟沙律呢?

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M: 下? 我唔見喎...NO!

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*卡關片段*

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P: 你做咩姐你

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M: 我俾佢嚇親ahhh

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P: 咦 我揸緊喎 唔通你都揸緊?

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P: 我真係揸緊喎

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P: 咁我地一齊揸啦

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P: 喂 呢邊呀

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M: Woooooo

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M: 邊邊呀?

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P: 呢邊

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M: 呢邊?

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P: 呢邊呀!

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P: 呢邊..

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P: 夠啦下XD

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P: 難度升級 我哋要煲湯

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M: *唞氣*

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M: 你有壓力 我有壓力

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P: haha 巴士啊叔

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P:  *luigi上身* 肥媽教你煲靚湯~

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P: 你是米想要洋蔥?

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P: 呢D粗重野 等我黎

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P: 點擺入去架

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P: 咦 我擺左一個

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M: 我而家要做咩..

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P: X制..

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P: 龜速 !! 唔夠快呀

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P: 借歪啦 你個臭女人阻住地球轉

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P: 而家倒D湯落去

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M: 呢到?

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P: 個個係垃圾桶黎嫁 -.-

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P: 呢到..

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M: ?????

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P: 你差點兒就倒掉了靚湯 神經

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P: 喂 D湯得啦!

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P: MARZIA!

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M: 其實呢..點俾架

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P: 俾D湯我la

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P: 哇 火燭呀 marzia...

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M: 點解佢唔識去中間嘅?

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P: 加料...XD

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M: 喂呀!XD

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M: ???what

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P: *意大利口音*  sorryyy

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P: sorryyy媽媽米亞 我真係咩都唔知架..

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M: ..我的天 我的天 今次真係火燭!!

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P: 你真係食左屎定啦 湯都煲窿...Gordon Ramsay會小你媽媽架..

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(Angry Gordon Ramsay.mp4 o_O)
G: 望住我！認住我呢個嬲樣！

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P: 其實呢 煲咁多湯做咩..

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M: 但係呢..

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P: 金寶洋蔥湯係鎮店之寶

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M: 洗碗呀

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P: $15000 1個月我都係唔洗架啦

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M: $20000啦而家

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P: ...10秒煲多碗!!

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M: 癡線架 點煲呀-.-?

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P: 快啦!!

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M: 你唔洗碗邊有碗用姐on9

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P: 係喎diu

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P: 唔洗急 最緊要快

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P: 快快快快快

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P: 大檸樂 D:

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P: 他媽的

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M: 我話左架 出事嫁麻 :/

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*sad music.mp3*

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: 你睇下D鑊!

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切切切

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: 我真係唔撚明

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: 你再係成舊木咁信唔信連你都掉埋啊拿

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: 除左佢緊住死開!

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: GET OUT!! HEY YOU! LEAVE THE JACKET AND GET OUTTT

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P: Gordon Ramsay 偷鉛筆呀

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GET OUT!

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M: ..坐三望四

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M: 有真人喎

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P: 你又左住朕搵食啦

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P: 又煲窿???

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P: 屎

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P: diu 
M: 唔洗憂

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M: 我黎啦XD

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P: 真係我啊婆一個都挽得叻過我哋兩個夾埋

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P: *9叫*

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P: 又煲窿?!!? 倒落D碟到啦XD

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P: 你切乜spring呀 我負責切架麻XD

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*Hell's Kitchen.mp4*
G: 你慚唔慚愧!

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M: 你咁叻 你煮lor

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P: 我係叻 但你不嬲煮開架麻 ;)

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M: dllm!!^&%*^$£

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P: 你格李就係啦

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M:  團結條毛呀

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P: 唔好嘈 D碗等我洗-

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M: 又窿又窿..

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P: 混您個脹 你又搞乜春 算 真係愚子不可教也

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P: AHHHHH

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P: 又要我同你執手尾 :/

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P: 成日都係咁 aii

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"How do you walk?" - Marzia, 2016

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P: diuuuuu

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M: ahhahahahahahhaha

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P: great 如題

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that pun tho

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P: 跑啦 衝啦!

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P: 跑ah 去啦

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P: 金寶蕃茄湯呀

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P: 去啦 Marzia x2

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P: YESSS

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P: 我其實做緊乜 :D?

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P: 埋睇黎埋揀 唔洗上淘寶 唔洗去深水埗

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M: on9小陣啦
P: 你咁叻你黎啦

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P:  團結就是力量 時間夠-應該就幾好嘅

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M: ...我唔信XD

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M&P: ....hahahahah

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P: 又附祿 
M: 失望lor 得2

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M: 哇 整到好靚呀

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P: 都係痾番出黎架啦 快啦

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P&M: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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P: 做乜野XD????!!!

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點解佢成日笑到咁))

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P: 甚麼地獄

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M: 快啦

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P: 好 你準備好未

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M: 去啦! 問-.-

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P: 你準備好未? 咦-都未煮好 又整好添 去啦!!!

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P: GOOOOOO Yessss

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P: 真係倒屎上身 
M: 第二碟呢???快啦

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P: 又點呀

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M: 蕃茄

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P: 坐三望四 我唔要入kong u space呀

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M: asso定high dip

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P: 搏盡啦

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P: 我要洋蔥

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M: 咦 我以為係洋蔥添 唔緊要啦

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P: 咁樣入硬space啦

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M: 完了吧 如無意外

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P: 我都話唔入space lor /_\

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M: 你點都係入嫁啦..

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*sad piano music.mp3*

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G: 你同我扯!

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P: 湯都未識煲學咩人整漢堡飽 D:

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M: 漢堡飽? 
P: 會搞出人命嫁

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M: 擺入去啦 
P: 要切牛肉呀!...牛肉呀

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P: 未熟嫁diu XD

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G: you serve your shit like that? take your jacket and FUCK OFF! 
路人甲: o_O

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係嘅大佬!

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M: 我擺舊肉係到啦 ok?

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P: 未夠呀 我仲要-

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M: 溝通技巧!!
P: 要切啦!!

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M: 生嘅點食呀

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P: 好難捉摸呀

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P: 擺定幾塊肉落爐啦 未熟就..

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M: no

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P: 聽我講 啱嫁喇
M: 錯哂啦

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P: 你都冇賣過熱狗 你識咩
M: bro!

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M: 上面!

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P: 得啦得啦 *擺下面*

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M: 都話上面lor!! >:(

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P: 咩呀..

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M: 團結條毛呀?

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P: 條毛lor..hahhaha
M: hahaha

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P: 我唔知我女友係Gordon Ramsay wor 耶穌基督

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P: 借歪呀!!!!
M: XD

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M: 啱啦係個個啦

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M: 拎出去啦!
P: ok ok!

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???

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?????

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???????

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?????????

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?????!??!?!!?

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???!?!?!?!?!

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??????????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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I think I smoked too many blunts and I can never stoppppp

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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