* Music *
You didn't see me...
But here I am.
Pewwwwwwwwwwwdiepie!
* Moves danny *
Cardboard cut-outs are definitely still funny.
* Moves the other danny *
Okay?
AND WHILE I'M AT IT
I am definitely not... running out of.. original ideas.
Tell 'em, Danny!
Danny: He's out of ideas again.
Danny, for fuck's sake.
We practiced this.
Okay?
I'm not-- I'm not running out of ideas.
Danny...
You're the new danny now.
That's right.
Tell 'em.
Danny: Bitch I'm danny, now suck it.
I've been doing this joke for a while that I'm running out of ideas...
And-- uhhh..
The thing-- that I-- uhh...
That I've been doing is... I-- uhh...
I tend to take jokes..
And-- uhh...
Just keep going with them.
And kinda..
Go too far...
And then.. umm...
And then.... and then a bit later...
People start asking....
"Wait... is... is he a nazi?"
* Laughs *
C'mon, I upload videos... every single day.
Alright?
And It's not like....
6 years of doing youtube...
Has made me run-- run dry out of ideas
That's not what's happening here.
BUZZFEED!
Buzzfeed is running out of ideas!
I'm--- I've got plen-- I've got catalogues.
And sacks of ideas.
"What's your inner potato?"
Has buzzfeed done that one?
* clap *
I don't think so.
Wait...
They have?
What is this? The Simpsons?
"15 things with hedgehogs... that look like hedgehogs."
Are you kidding me?!
*a round of applause for Buzzfeed*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
Okay..
Well-- alright.
We've gotta have to think.. a little harder here.
Okay.
Uhh.
Cause I'm not out of ideas.
And lemme prove this..
Once and for all.
* thinks *
"You might be cleaning... your penis wrong.."
* :P *
God damnit.
God damnit...
How..?
* reads *
* asks danny * Do you clean it everyday?
I think It's time that we finally acknowledge...
That gifs...
Are now a hate symbol.
* claps *
Good job, Buzzfeed.
You did it.
Because everytime I see these.
I wanna die.
I really--- really make better videos...
I know..
No one's gonna believe me when I say that.
* laughs *
But I am trying.
* laughs again *
Okay?
So, yeah.
I can come up with ideas.
But I wanna do stuff that I haven't done before.
I wanna do something different.
And I wanna...
At the same time...
Make other people...
That... like the old stuff..
and it's...
It's a-- it's a-- It's a juggle.
It's a jugg-- It's hard.. but I think it is possible.
And uh.
Uhh.
Tryna...
Tryna handle it the best way I can...
But.. in the end..
If it seems like I'm not coming up with ideas..
I just wanna try out different stuff.
I made a Facebook post saying that..
I.. am.. hiring.
And alot of the people took it the wrong way..
And th- and th...
and thought that I was sorta.. like... replacing myself..
And-- and..
Taking a step back or something like that.
I have no intention of doing that.
What so ever..
I don't mean to keep talking about the whole "Media" thing..
but..
The--the...
The last piece of the puzzle sorta..
--that didn't really didn't come out in the Media was...
'Revelmode'.
Uhh...
Which was the company that I was working on...
and.. that got shut down.
and..
It's something I've been working on for 3 or 4 years.
and.. it really sucked.
I think.. that's probably the worst thing with this whole thing.
Uhhh...
--- going down.. I think it's Revelmode
But it wasn't really mentioned in the media.
I guess it's not as important...
Because... I never talked about Revelmode..
Because Revelmode never really.. got to where..
-- to a point..
Where I was really happy with it.
So it didn't..
Until then.. I kinda wanted to keep it in the back.
But..
Literally.. the last 3 or 4 years..
I've been doing Youtube.
And trying to run this business.
That.. y'know..
Doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah.. It sucks.
But, uhh.
I think..
It doesn't--- in the long run...
It won't really matter.
But..
At the same time..
My point with all this is that...
Now I'm hiring...
Because I wanna do... More stuff.
And that's never going to replace...
What I'm doing between us.
... In this channel.
It's basically...
This channel is running at it's maximum capacity.
* laughs * Alright?
I don't have.. videos ready in advance
This shit is running... daily.
* laughs * Okay?
And... It's alot of challenges.
With doing daily content.
It's..
Stupid.
I really shouldn't be doing it.
I really-- really should just fucking go back and upload twice a week or some shit.
And then take a step back.
But I still really really love the ch--
...the daily challenge.
The daily grind just being like...
Hey...
"I'm gonna make a video today... no matter what."
And..
Sometimes it really works and sometimes it doesn't.
That doesn't mean I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
GOD DAMNIT!
* laughs *
But basically..
Now that Revelmode is gone...
There's a gap for me to do other things.
So, there's a whole.. opening thing.
Part of me really just wants to feed more into the Youtube channel.
I think that's a better idea for me to..
Spend my time with.
Also, please don't apply to the job because...
We have way too many.. applicants..
And just--- * laughs *
Just please don't.
Stay away.
I don't need you.
* laughs *
So.. yeah.
Long story short...
I'm not out of ideas.
Uhh.
Oh, I got one right now!
"Leonardo DiCaprio might be a human puppy"
That's a good id---
GOT FUCKING DAMNIT!
DAMNIT, BUZZFEED.
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE THIS MANY ARTICLES?!
* hides behind all the dannys *
So, yeah.
Please don't take... what I say...
Too seriously.
I feel like..
I feel like--- Honestly, I need one of those...
Southpark things infront of the...
videos now.
Where It's like...
"Don't take anything I say seriously."
Whether you're a fan or not.
It--- It's not a good idea.
* laughs *
I mean.. It is for you.
Not for me.
So, just--- just don't do it.
I-- I guess alot of people speculating like..
After all this that I'm gonna.. uhh..
Step down, or some shit like that.
Especially, I've noticed that with the Facebook post.
I'm not.
Believe it or not..
Behind this... fucking character...
I'm-- I'm more passionate than ever to be making videos.
And I'm-- i'm really excited about it.
And.. I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
So-- uhh.. sorry.
I make too many jokes.
sometimes...
I realize that's a problem now..
.. for sure.
* laughs *
And I'll try--- try my best to... make things more clear in the future.
I dunno.
I dunno how to get past this... to be honest..
But all I can say for now is..
Uhh.
There's alot of exciting stuff coming up.
Already working on some new projects..
And I can't wait to share them with you.
And.. uhh...
Until then...
I hope my-- uhh... videos will suffice.
Something that I've realized...
Especially these last couple of weeks..
Is how incredibly lucky... I am to be here.
... To be making these videos.
* laughs *
How lucky I am to every single day do what I love.
It's something that I'm so incredibly grateful for.
And... no matter what...
Uhh.
That..
That just means everything to me.
And I know that wouldn't be possible without you guys watching me.
So..
Thank you for watching.
And--- uhh...
I hope I can-- uhh..
Do even better.
I-- I'm trying.
I am.
* laughs *
* kisses his fist *
* licks his fist *
Do you wanna...
* kisses and licks his fist *
* more licks *
... do this...
Brofist.
It's a wet one.