WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:13.400 * Music * 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:14.840 You didn't see me... 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:16.120 But here I am. 00:00:16.780 --> 00:00:19.320 Pewwwwwwwwwwwdiepie! 00:00:19.580 --> 00:00:20.200 * Moves danny * 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:24.040 Cardboard cut-outs are definitely still funny. 00:00:24.360 --> 00:00:24.860 * Moves the other danny * 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:27.000 Okay? 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:30.020 AND WHILE I'M AT IT 00:00:30.080 --> 00:00:33.840 I am definitely not... running out of.. original ideas. 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:35.320 Tell 'em, Danny! 00:00:35.540 --> 00:00:36.760 Danny: He's out of ideas again. 00:00:36.940 --> 00:00:38.360 Danny, for fuck's sake. 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:39.400 We practiced this. 00:00:39.760 --> 00:00:40.260 Okay? 00:00:40.680 --> 00:00:42.740 I'm not-- I'm not running out of ideas. 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:43.620 Danny... 00:00:45.160 --> 00:00:46.540 You're the new danny now. 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:47.800 That's right. 00:00:48.460 --> 00:00:49.100 Tell 'em. 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:51.600 Danny: Bitch I'm danny, now suck it. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:55.840 I've been doing this joke for a while that I'm running out of ideas... 00:00:56.060 --> 00:00:56.720 And-- uhhh.. 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:00.580 The thing-- that I-- uhh... 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:02.680 That I've been doing is... I-- uhh... 00:01:03.060 --> 00:01:04.500 I tend to take jokes.. 00:01:05.220 --> 00:01:06.040 And-- uhh... 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:07.120 Just keep going with them. 00:01:07.540 --> 00:01:08.340 And kinda.. 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:09.640 Go too far... 00:01:10.180 --> 00:01:11.380 And then.. umm... 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.240 And then.... and then a bit later... 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:15.640 People start asking.... 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:18.600 "Wait... is... is he a nazi?" 00:01:18.780 --> 00:01:19.640 * Laughs * 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:23.600 C'mon, I upload videos... every single day. 00:01:23.740 --> 00:01:24.240 Alright? 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:25.440 And It's not like.... 00:01:25.540 --> 00:01:27.480 6 years of doing youtube... 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:29.760 Has made me run-- run dry out of ideas 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:31.300 That's not what's happening here. 00:01:31.440 --> 00:01:32.100 BUZZFEED! 00:01:32.600 --> 00:01:34.440 Buzzfeed is running out of ideas! 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:37.180 I'm--- I've got plen-- I've got catalogues. 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:39.760 And sacks of ideas. 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:42.240 "What's your inner potato?" 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:43.960 Has buzzfeed done that one? 00:01:43.960 --> 00:01:44.460 * clap * 00:01:44.460 --> 00:01:45.360 I don't think so. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:47.560 Wait... 00:01:47.720 --> 00:01:48.440 They have? 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:50.800 What is this? The Simpsons? 00:01:51.140 --> 00:01:54.580 "15 things with hedgehogs... that look like hedgehogs." 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:55.940 Are you kidding me?! 00:01:56.180 --> 00:01:58.080 *a round of applause for Buzzfeed* 00:01:58.260 --> 00:01:59.060 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 00:01:59.060 --> 00:02:00.240 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! 00:02:00.820 --> 00:02:01.320 Okay.. 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:01.840 Well-- alright. 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:04.060 We've gotta have to think.. a little harder here. 00:02:04.160 --> 00:02:04.660 Okay. 00:02:04.820 --> 00:02:05.320 Uhh. 00:02:06.060 --> 00:02:07.260 Cause I'm not out of ideas. 00:02:07.380 --> 00:02:08.900 And lemme prove this.. 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.000 Once and for all. 00:02:10.040 --> 00:02:11.400 * thinks * 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:14.540 "You might be cleaning... your penis wrong.." 00:02:15.380 --> 00:02:15.880 * :P * 00:02:16.660 --> 00:02:17.460 God damnit. 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:18.800 God damnit... 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:20.300 How..? 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:26.240 * reads * 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:30.220 * asks danny * Do you clean it everyday? 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:32.260 I think It's time that we finally acknowledge... 00:02:32.740 --> 00:02:33.320 That gifs... 00:02:33.660 --> 00:02:35.100 Are now a hate symbol. 00:02:35.740 --> 00:02:36.300 * claps * 00:02:36.380 --> 00:02:37.040 Good job, Buzzfeed. 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:37.900 You did it. 00:02:37.940 --> 00:02:39.440 Because everytime I see these. 00:02:39.820 --> 00:02:40.680 I wanna die. 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:43.460 I really--- really make better videos... 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:44.080 I know.. 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.100 No one's gonna believe me when I say that. 00:02:46.320 --> 00:02:46.960 * laughs * 00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:48.080 But I am trying. 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:48.580 * laughs again * 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:49.080 Okay? 00:02:49.380 --> 00:02:49.940 So, yeah. 00:02:49.940 --> 00:02:51.060 I can come up with ideas. 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:53.060 But I wanna do stuff that I haven't done before. 00:02:53.060 --> 00:02:54.560 I wanna do something different. 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:55.760 And I wanna... 00:02:55.820 --> 00:02:56.740 At the same time... 00:02:56.740 --> 00:02:57.780 Make other people... 00:02:58.320 --> 00:03:00.140 That... like the old stuff.. 00:03:00.140 --> 00:03:00.640 and it's... 00:03:01.020 --> 00:03:03.100 It's a-- it's a-- It's a juggle. 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:05.360 It's a jugg-- It's hard.. but I think it is possible. 00:03:05.440 --> 00:03:05.940 And uh. 00:03:06.140 --> 00:03:06.640 Uhh. 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:07.560 Tryna... 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:09.680 Tryna handle it the best way I can... 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:10.980 But.. in the end.. 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:14.040 If it seems like I'm not coming up with ideas.. 00:03:14.420 --> 00:03:16.200 I just wanna try out different stuff. 00:03:16.300 --> 00:03:18.040 I made a Facebook post saying that.. 00:03:18.180 --> 00:03:19.300 I.. am.. hiring. 00:03:19.900 --> 00:03:21.580 And alot of the people took it the wrong way.. 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:22.800 And th- and th... 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:25.720 and thought that I was sorta.. like... replacing myself.. 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:26.680 And-- and.. 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:28.460 Taking a step back or something like that. 00:03:28.740 --> 00:03:30.560 I have no intention of doing that. 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:31.360 What so ever.. 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:33.860 I don't mean to keep talking about the whole "Media" thing.. 00:03:33.860 --> 00:03:34.360 but.. 00:03:34.940 --> 00:03:35.580 The--the... 00:03:35.580 --> 00:03:37.160 The last piece of the puzzle sorta.. 00:03:37.420 --> 00:03:40.300 --that didn't really didn't come out in the Media was... 00:03:40.300 --> 00:03:41.020 'Revelmode'. 00:03:41.700 --> 00:03:42.200 Uhh... 00:03:42.200 --> 00:03:44.980 Which was the company that I was working on... 00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:46.320 and.. that got shut down. 00:03:46.500 --> 00:03:47.000 and.. 00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:50.460 It's something I've been working on for 3 or 4 years. 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:52.160 and.. it really sucked. 00:03:52.340 --> 00:03:56.100 I think.. that's probably the worst thing with this whole thing. 00:03:56.200 --> 00:03:56.760 Uhhh... 00:03:56.900 --> 00:03:58.360 --- going down.. I think it's Revelmode 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.200 But it wasn't really mentioned in the media. 00:04:00.200 --> 00:04:01.140 I guess it's not as important... 00:04:01.300 --> 00:04:03.120 Because... I never talked about Revelmode.. 00:04:03.780 --> 00:04:06.840 Because Revelmode never really.. got to where.. 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:07.560 -- to a point.. 00:04:07.600 --> 00:04:08.600 Where I was really happy with it. 00:04:09.260 --> 00:04:09.980 So it didn't.. 00:04:09.980 --> 00:04:12.440 Until then.. I kinda wanted to keep it in the back. 00:04:12.540 --> 00:04:13.040 But.. 00:04:13.180 --> 00:04:15.000 Literally.. the last 3 or 4 years.. 00:04:15.140 --> 00:04:16.580 I've been doing Youtube. 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:18.300 And trying to run this business. 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:20.240 That.. y'know.. 00:04:21.200 --> 00:04:22.800 Doesn't exist anymore. 00:04:22.800 --> 00:04:23.620 Yeah.. It sucks. 00:04:23.660 --> 00:04:24.240 But, uhh. 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:24.780 I think.. 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:26.480 It doesn't--- in the long run... 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:27.360 It won't really matter. 00:04:27.380 --> 00:04:27.880 But.. 00:04:28.200 --> 00:04:29.280 At the same time.. 00:04:29.380 --> 00:04:31.300 My point with all this is that... 00:04:31.380 --> 00:04:32.360 Now I'm hiring... 00:04:32.380 --> 00:04:34.440 Because I wanna do... More stuff. 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:36.600 And that's never going to replace... 00:04:36.780 --> 00:04:37.880 What I'm doing between us. 00:04:38.180 --> 00:04:39.540 ... In this channel. 00:04:39.700 --> 00:04:40.200 It's basically... 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:43.340 This channel is running at it's maximum capacity. 00:04:43.580 --> 00:04:44.080 * laughs * Alright? 00:04:44.340 --> 00:04:47.160 I don't have.. videos ready in advance 00:04:47.220 --> 00:04:49.300 This shit is running... daily. 00:04:49.300 --> 00:04:50.020 * laughs * Okay? 00:04:50.380 --> 00:04:52.080 And... It's alot of challenges. 00:04:52.400 --> 00:04:53.700 With doing daily content. 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:54.300 It's.. 00:04:54.540 --> 00:04:55.100 Stupid. 00:04:55.220 --> 00:04:56.580 I really shouldn't be doing it. 00:04:57.080 --> 00:05:00.820 I really-- really should just fucking go back and upload twice a week or some shit. 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:02.220 And then take a step back. 00:05:02.280 --> 00:05:04.280 But I still really really love the ch-- 00:05:04.520 --> 00:05:05.220 ...the daily challenge. 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:07.300 The daily grind just being like... 00:05:07.460 --> 00:05:07.960 Hey... 00:05:08.260 --> 00:05:10.560 "I'm gonna make a video today... no matter what." 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:11.420 And.. 00:05:11.660 --> 00:05:13.960 Sometimes it really works and sometimes it doesn't. 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:15.900 That doesn't mean I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. 00:05:15.900 --> 00:05:16.760 GOD DAMNIT! 00:05:16.760 --> 00:05:17.260 * laughs * 00:05:17.260 --> 00:05:18.100 But basically.. 00:05:18.320 --> 00:05:19.440 Now that Revelmode is gone... 00:05:19.460 --> 00:05:20.920 There's a gap for me to do other things. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:22.480 So, there's a whole.. opening thing. 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:25.440 Part of me really just wants to feed more into the Youtube channel. 00:05:25.540 --> 00:05:27.440 I think that's a better idea for me to.. 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:28.800 Spend my time with. 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.400 Also, please don't apply to the job because... 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:34.000 We have way too many.. applicants.. 00:05:34.200 --> 00:05:34.780 And just--- * laughs * 00:05:35.060 --> 00:05:36.000 Just please don't. 00:05:36.220 --> 00:05:36.840 Stay away. 00:05:36.900 --> 00:05:37.540 I don't need you. 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:38.100 * laughs * 00:05:38.180 --> 00:05:39.260 So.. yeah. 00:05:39.420 --> 00:05:40.200 Long story short... 00:05:40.300 --> 00:05:41.640 I'm not out of ideas. 00:05:42.180 --> 00:05:42.680 Uhh. 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:43.700 Oh, I got one right now! 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:46.980 "Leonardo DiCaprio might be a human puppy" 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:47.860 That's a good id--- 00:05:48.140 --> 00:05:49.540 GOT FUCKING DAMNIT! 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:51.020 DAMNIT, BUZZFEED. 00:05:51.100 --> 00:05:52.300 I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT. 00:05:52.400 --> 00:05:54.440 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE THIS MANY ARTICLES?! 00:05:54.740 --> 00:05:56.000 * hides behind all the dannys * 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:57.060 So, yeah. 00:05:57.060 --> 00:06:00.460 Please don't take... what I say... 00:06:00.460 --> 00:06:01.140 Too seriously. 00:06:01.200 --> 00:06:02.080 I feel like.. 00:06:02.320 --> 00:06:04.940 I feel like--- Honestly, I need one of those... 00:06:06.320 --> 00:06:08.720 Southpark things infront of the... 00:06:08.780 --> 00:06:09.580 videos now. 00:06:09.580 --> 00:06:10.160 Where It's like... 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:12.320 "Don't take anything I say seriously." 00:06:12.460 --> 00:06:13.880 Whether you're a fan or not. 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.120 It--- It's not a good idea. 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:15.620 * laughs * 00:06:16.660 --> 00:06:17.380 I mean.. It is for you. 00:06:17.380 --> 00:06:17.880 Not for me. 00:06:18.100 --> 00:06:20.220 So, just--- just don't do it. 00:06:20.460 --> 00:06:22.280 I-- I guess alot of people speculating like.. 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:24.560 After all this that I'm gonna.. uhh.. 00:06:24.780 --> 00:06:26.080 Step down, or some shit like that. 00:06:26.080 --> 00:06:27.880 Especially, I've noticed that with the Facebook post. 00:06:28.860 --> 00:06:29.420 I'm not. 00:06:29.520 --> 00:06:30.100 Believe it or not.. 00:06:30.100 --> 00:06:31.780 Behind this... fucking character... 00:06:31.780 --> 00:06:34.560 I'm-- I'm more passionate than ever to be making videos. 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:37.400 And I'm-- i'm really excited about it. 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:39.380 And.. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 00:06:39.960 --> 00:06:41.160 So-- uhh.. sorry. 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:42.800 I make too many jokes. 00:06:42.840 --> 00:06:43.800 sometimes... 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:45.460 I realize that's a problem now.. 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:46.360 .. for sure. 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:46.940 * laughs * 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:52.180 And I'll try--- try my best to... make things more clear in the future. 00:06:52.400 --> 00:06:52.900 I dunno. 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:55.020 I dunno how to get past this... to be honest.. 00:06:55.460 --> 00:06:57.060 But all I can say for now is.. 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:57.740 Uhh. 00:06:57.980 --> 00:06:59.340 There's alot of exciting stuff coming up. 00:06:59.420 --> 00:07:00.960 Already working on some new projects.. 00:07:00.960 --> 00:07:02.620 And I can't wait to share them with you. 00:07:03.060 --> 00:07:03.940 And.. uhh... 00:07:04.140 --> 00:07:04.660 Until then... 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:07.240 I hope my-- uhh... videos will suffice. 00:07:07.540 --> 00:07:08.520 Something that I've realized... 00:07:08.760 --> 00:07:10.820 Especially these last couple of weeks.. 00:07:10.900 --> 00:07:14.460 Is how incredibly lucky... I am to be here. 00:07:14.820 --> 00:07:16.260 ... To be making these videos. 00:07:16.340 --> 00:07:16.840 * laughs * 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:19.860 How lucky I am to every single day do what I love. 00:07:20.140 --> 00:07:22.580 It's something that I'm so incredibly grateful for. 00:07:22.820 --> 00:07:23.980 And... no matter what... 00:07:24.140 --> 00:07:24.640 Uhh. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:25.500 That.. 00:07:25.580 --> 00:07:26.700 That just means everything to me. 00:07:26.940 --> 00:07:29.880 And I know that wouldn't be possible without you guys watching me. 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:30.540 So.. 00:07:30.740 --> 00:07:32.100 Thank you for watching. 00:07:32.340 --> 00:07:33.300 And--- uhh... 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:34.760 I hope I can-- uhh.. 00:07:35.200 --> 00:07:36.240 Do even better. 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:37.260 I-- I'm trying. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:38.500 I am. 00:07:38.860 --> 00:07:39.500 * laughs * 00:07:39.980 --> 00:07:40.540 * kisses his fist * 00:07:40.820 --> 00:07:41.420 * licks his fist * 00:07:42.140 --> 00:07:43.180 Do you wanna... 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:44.700 * kisses and licks his fist * 00:07:46.260 --> 00:07:49.880 * more licks * 00:07:50.140 --> 00:07:50.640 ... do this... 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:51.200 Brofist. 00:07:51.980 --> 00:07:52.940 It's a wet one.