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*音樂*

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你看不見我

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但我就在這裡

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Pewwwwwwwwwwwdiepie!

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*移動丹尼*

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人型立牌還是超好笑的

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*移動其他丹尼*

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好嗎?

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而且當我在弄的時候

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我絕對不是 已經 想不出新梗了

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告訴他們 Danny!

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Danny:他又沒梗了

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Danny 他媽的拜託

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我們不是已經講好了

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好嗎?

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我不是想不出新梗了

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Danny...

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你現在是新的Danny了

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這才對嘛

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告訴他們

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Danny: 臭婊子我是Danny 吃屌ㄅ

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我在沒新梗的時候都會開這個笑話

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然後呢 呃

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就是 呃

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我一直都在做的就是 呃

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我會講笑話

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呃

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就一直這樣下去

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而且有點

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太超過了

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然後 呃

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然後 過了不久

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有些人會開始問

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"等等 他是個納粹份子?"

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*笑*

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拜託 我每一天都在上傳影片

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好嗎?

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而且也不是說

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我做youtube六年了

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已經讓我生不出新梗了

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我才沒這問題

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BUZZFEED!

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是buzzfeed已經沒新梗了

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我 我有一堆 我有一本目錄

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還有一大堆想法

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"哪種才是你的內在馬鈴薯?"

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buzzfeed做過這題目了嗎?

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*拍手*

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我猜沒有

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等等

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他們有做過???

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怎麼回事? 辛普森家庭嗎?

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"15個放再刺蝟旁邊長得很像刺蝟的東西"

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你在跟我開玩笑嗎?

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*對於來自Buzzfeed掌聲*

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你!在!跟!我!開!玩!笑!嗎!

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這!怎!麼!可!能!

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好吧

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好吧

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我們得認真一點想

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好

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呃

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因為我不是沒新點子了

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讓我證明

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永遠就這麼一次

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* 想 *

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"你可能用錯誤的方法洗老二"

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*吐舌*

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天殺的

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天殺的...

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怎麼會

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以防你不知道 你最好每天都要清洗你的老二

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你有每天清你的弟弟嗎?

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我想這是我們終於認知到

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那張動圖

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是酸民在用的

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*鼓掌*

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幹的好, buzzfeed

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你辦到了

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因為我每次看到這些東西

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我都超想死

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我真的只是想做更好的影片

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我知道

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沒半個人相信我

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*笑*

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但我真的有在嘗試

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*又笑*

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好嗎

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好 所以

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我可以想出新梗

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但我也想做一些沒做過的事

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我想來點不一樣的

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我也想

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同時

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讓那些人

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喜歡我的舊影片

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而這很

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而這 這  這就像在雜耍

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這是個雜-- 這很難..但我覺得這是可能的

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呃

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呃

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試著

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我試著盡力處理它

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不過 最後

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如果這感覺像是我沒創意了

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我只是想嘗試不同的東西。

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我在臉書上貼文寫說

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我..正在徵人

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而很多人誤解我的意思

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然後

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認為我企圖找人替代自己

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還有

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退居幕後之類的

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我沒有打算這麼做

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那麼..

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我並不是想繼續談論整個“媒體”的事情..

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但..

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這 這

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最後一塊拼圖

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沒有被媒體報出來的部分是

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“Revelmode”

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呃...

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就是我正在工作的公司...

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已經倒了

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然後...

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這是我已經工作3年或4年的地方

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這真的很靠北

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我想..這可能是整件事情中最糟糕的事

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唔...

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...走下坡 我認為這是Revelmode

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但它並沒有真的在媒體上被提及

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我想這並不重要...

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因為...我從來沒有談過Revelmode ..

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因為Revelmode沒有真正到達

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我滿意的處境

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我滿意的處境

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所以也沒..

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在那之前......我不是很想攤開來講

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但..

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實際上..過去的3 4年..

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我一直在經營Youtube

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並嘗試經營這番事業

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那你知道.. ..

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它不復存在了。

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對 這整個爛透了

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但是 呃

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我認為..

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它沒有 從長遠來看...

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它沒那麼重要

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但..

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與此同時..

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我這整件事的看法是

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我現在正在徵人

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是因為我想做更多事情

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而這永遠不會取代...

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我在這個頻道裡

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做一切關於我們彼此的事

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基本上...

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這個頻道正在以它最大的能力運作

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*笑* 好嗎？

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我沒有..提前準備好影片

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我每一天都在作影片

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*笑* 好嗎?

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而且......這有很多挑戰

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隨著每天不同的內容

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這很

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北七

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我真的不該繼續這樣做下去

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我真的, 真的應該就他媽的回去從前, 一周上傳兩次之類的

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然後再退居幕後

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但我還是真的真的很喜歡這個頻...

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......每天的挑戰

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日常磨練就像是

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嘿...

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“我今天不管怎麼樣都要做出一部影片”

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然後..

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有時確實有效，有時沒有

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這並不意味著 我沒有新梗！

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他媽的！

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*笑*

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但基本上..

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現在，Revelmode倒了......

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這離我能去做別的事還有一段距離

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所以 這就是整件事的始末

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一部分的我真的只是投入更多到YouTube頻道

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我認為這是一個更好的主意讓我..

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花我的時間

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另外，請不要應徵那份工作

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我們有太多的.. ..申請者

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就是 *笑*

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就是不要

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滾

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我不需要你

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*笑*

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對, 所以

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簡而言之

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我不是沒梗

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呃。

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哦，我現在就有一個了

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“李奧納多·迪卡皮歐可能是一個小狗人”

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這是一個很好的想ㄈ...

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他媽的該死！

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該死，buzzfeed

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我已經受夠你那些狗屎爛蛋

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你他媽是怎麼寫這麼多篇文的?

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*躲在所有dannys背後*

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所以 對

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請不要把....我說的事

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看得太認真

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我感到..

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我覺得像---老實說，我需要其中一個...

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南方四賤客之類的東西

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在我的影片上面

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就像在說

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“不要把我說的話當真”

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無論你是不是我的粉絲

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這 這不是一個好主意。

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*笑*

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我的意思是..這是為了你

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不是為我

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所以 就是 就是不要這樣搞

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我想有很多人在猜

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經過這一大串之後 我會 呃

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不幹了 或其他垃圾事

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特別是 我是因為Facebook的貼文才發覺的

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我才不是

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信不信由你..

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在這他媽的表面背後

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我--我比以前都更熱情的製作影片

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而我--我真的很興奮

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而且...我不想要妳會錯意

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所以--呃..對不起

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我開了太多的笑話。

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有時候...

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我現在意識到這是一個問題

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當然

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*笑*

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我未來會嘗試---盡我所能釐清一切

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我不知道

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我不知道如何放下這些事...認真的

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但是我現在只能說

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呃

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還有很多興奮的事要到來

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也正在開發一些新的企劃

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我等不及和你們分享了

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和..呃...

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直到那時...

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我希望我的--呃 影片量會夠

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我已經意識到的東西...

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尤其是在過去幾週

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是何其有幸  就是 我能在這裡

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做影片

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*笑*

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我是多幸運才能每天做我所愛的事

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我真的為此非常的感激

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而且......不論如何

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呃

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那..

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這些事是我的全部

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沒有你們就沒有今天的我

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所以..

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感謝你的收看

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和...

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我希望我可以 呃

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做得更好

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我還在試

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我是

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*笑*

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*親他的拳頭*

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*舔他的拳頭*

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你要不要...

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*又親又舔他的拳頭*

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*舔舔舔*

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... 做這個...

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Brofist

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它是濕的