(不要用可悲的google translate 傷害我的眼睛 , 混帳東西) Before this video begins; surprise package time! *shakes box*
It's Origin unboxing time!
Introducing the EVO16-S gaming laptop from Origin, of course.
Look at this baby. You can kiss it if you want. Do I need to say more?
Look how thin and light this is.
For all you scrubs who bought a gaming laptop, you know, you're hugging around like a bunch of bricks in your bag.
This baby is light and it's thin and it's aesthetically pleasing.
16-inch display, 15-inch body. God daaamn!
A narrow bezel display gives you more screen space as well! There's a meme template waiting to happen.
Go crazy, memesters!
More screen space equals more room for gaming. More room for gaming means more gamer girl time.
This EVO-16S is customized with HD UV printing as you can see.
Very nice to the touch. You can get your own design done as well.
You can even customize the individual lights on the red, green, blue...
...keyboard for custom lighting. I'm told it's called "lighting" and not "lightning"... What the Frick is happening, guys.. The touch--
Oh, that's nice. The touch pad is glass-based similar to
Like that of a smartphone. But Felix, what's inside?
It's all about the inside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well here, let me tell you. I have no idea what this means, but I know it sounds good GeForce RTX
2080 max-q
design... It basically means you can play Battlefield 5. The GPU and CPU in the Evo-16S will help you record gameplay.
Anywhere you are. Check out Origin PC's website. They have a bunch of other laptops well, from light and thin, to big and strong,
errr, desktop replacements... One lucky winner as always is gonna get one of these EVO-16S
Details are in the link bellow. ah, I thank you. Let's go on with the video
Hello mina-san, it's me Felix Kjellberg. It's time for me to Google myself
This should be good. I've been doing this as a series on this channel
Every two years I Google myself, see what kind of changes there are. What kind of development what's good. What's it gonna be?
you know people always comment on my channel that "oh you're not original- you never come up with good ideas"
I Came up with this challenge. Okay? now that article 13 has passed,
I'm pretty sure that I can copy strikes everyone doing the Google challenge because I came up with the first
Actually, it was Marzia's idea and I completely stole it from her but regardless of that Marzia can't copy strike me
She she's not a youtuber anymore
Googling myself
18-plus probably googling myself my net worth in the title. Nice on Liza
She knows and that's really what everyone wants to know. "I'm very rich like the amount of how rich I am is to damn rich! how much money-" OH! "how much does Pokimane make?"
I Google myself
Challenge eyy? "Markiplier, I Google myself." You know even wired, what err what do they do?
They call it autocomplete just because they have can't have Google in the title, but let's get real here
It's the same goddamn story. Look at markiplier - he's in there
I'm only acting like this because I'm salty that I will never-It will never happen
You know, the only good thing coming out of these autocompletes is this clip: "is that like a personal attack or something?"
*laughs* My favorite- favorite two seconds, this is a good reference, it's a good meme; All right. Let's start a incognito tab
"oh why are you incognito Felix?" uhh..Because I need to Google myself and I need fresh... I need the freshness. Okay done. We Google myself now, what are we?
Immediately know from this information? That's right, everyone
I'm 180 centimeter the perfect height! There will never be a better height than 180. People keep saying
oh, he's so insecure about his height. Oh, yeah? Well then, why does Google say I'm 180?
Apparently I made a graphic novel in 2017. I wasn't aware of this but that's always good to know
You know, you can learn a lot about yourself by googl- *laughs* yourself.
It says that I am known as PewDiePie, a Swedish youtuber, comedian, and video game player.
I'm a video game player
Not a gamer. I'm a video game player. Thank you very much
Best known for his video to video content which is mainly consisted of let's play commentaries. I suppose my library
Quan- in the quantity speaking that is not wrong. People also search for
Markiplier, Logan- claim this knowledge panel. What does that mean? Can I oh
Oh
so like...for your best... I can change my height? Oh hell yes. It's happening boys- *mouth full* ITS HAPPENING
Oh, it's review time
*creepy laughing while mouth full of food*
Reality can be whatever I want. I'm 181. Okay? why? he mentions it...
in his latest
Google myself video *laughs again*
Which is happening right- I'm sourcing as I go. Oh, it hasn't changed yet...
Well goddammit. So I like these because they had- they
Summarize basically the main questions people have about me. Which is number one:
How much does pewdiepie make a day? By Forbes estimate, he receives 12 million in
2015. According to the "Money Nation," this helped increase his net worth to 68 million. Very old data
isn't it? He also made nearly 42 million in merchandise
What? no way! I wish- Jesus Christ; buy the merch guys
I'm not made anywhere near that amount- three thousand four hundred dollars per hour
Not bad for a university drop out- I don't know exactly how much I make per day
It doesn't seem too far off, which is pretty crazy
when you think about it. Money is such a [REDACTED]. I go right in the deep end, but money is such an interesting
Topic for me because, I obviously didn't start YouTube to make money. A sad thing
I've learned is how much people value money in a way, or at least the idea of money?
People look at money as something undoubtedly good. It couldn't possibly be something negative to have money, which is
understandably a
strange concept for people to accept, but you look at people that win the lottery and
having money then fundamentally changes their
Their whole life, you know, not just how they view life. But also how other people view them and I think that's a change in
Particular that I feel like I really want to protect; and that's the reason why in a in a way I try to live
"modestly" because obviously I don't but in considering how much I make I try to live modesty because I don't want to I
Want to just live a normal life? I don't want it, the money to change my life. It's great to have but if it-
It can also obviously become a problem. "Millionaire rants about why money's bad." Okay. I think it's important to note tho
I know I think a lot of people think oh if I only had money
Then it would solve all this problem for me when it's not really true and also the concept of when is it ever enough?
Unless you have a goal of how much you want to make if you've invested in the stock market then having money is obviously
A stressful element as well because once you have money you're afraid of losing money
There's a lot of things to consider that I think isn't
brought up enough and I think a lot of people look at money in a way that oh,
if only they had money all my problems will be solved which I can say, it's not true. Okay
Everyone is a blood sucking vampire and they want your money
And as soon as they know you have money, they are coming for it
Okay? that's my little rant of the day here. My goal is to
save up a little bit so I can buy a house in Japan and have enough to
Be able to sustain myself for the future
I'm gonna live a long life and I want to be able to have it for a while as well
You know that if anyone is wondering why
You know, maybe why does he still do brand deals and all this stuff? That's why, I have- that's my goal
And I think it's important to have a goal in mind. What is Pewdiepie's Net worth?
Okay, this one says 20 million. Okay, I would say it's definitely more than that
What is PewDiePie famous for? for lets playing...
Guess that makes sense. I don't think people now associate me with Let's Plays
But that is what made me become the beg you-tu-bah!
It's pretty crazy how much this channel has changed over the years from screechie. Let's play commentary, to *gunshot
did I just spit out rice? to screechy meme commentary everyone. That's right. Now. I'm really- I'm really proud of myself for making
These decisions that at the time seemed really
Stupid but obviously it paid off a really really big time
I think a lot of youtuber fell in the trap that they always have to please their audience
no matter what and that should be their main goal and and
that's the kind of youtubers that end up becoming
sort of slaves to themselves and their own content and
eventually
It just leads to the demise of the channel because after a while people aren't gonna be interested
Anymore if you're a minecraft channel, and you always just do minecraft videos
Obviously you can find a lot of success in that. Don't get me wrong after a while
People are gonna get tired of it. Although minecraft is a terrible example, it's closed clearly. It's still very popular fortnight
fortnite for example, you know that has a
on it.. people aren't gonna be always looking for fortnite content. I don't know what I'm getting at
The point was for me when I did
Horror videos it was getting exhausting every single day
I played horror games going "ah, ah!" and after a while. It just wasn't funny. It wasn't interesting and it wasn't scary anymore
So I kept making horror videos
even though I didn't like it and
Then people got angry at me from not getting scared and for not enjoying it which is like what I wasn't
Getting out of it anyway, so then I stopped doing it and then people got angry. Why aren't you playing horror games anymore?
And I realize I'm not gonna be able to please e-e-e...
Everyone so I might as well do what I enjoy and I think that was my point. That's what really paid off
who is the richest youtuber? I'm pretty sure I am NOT the richest youtuber. uhh..
I don't do these sort of mega deals. I don't
I'm not-
the big-
Corporate. Yeah, I would assume dude perfect probably makes a lot more money than me
Just based on the fact that they do these massive deals
that's just pure speculation, but I can see that I can also see Ryan's toy review making a lot more than me because
kids advertisement
I don't know if they advertise but it wouldn't surprise me if they made more than me again just pure speculation
I have no idea but at the same time that's what these sites do as well
They don't know how much we make so it's always kind of annoying when people accept these as face value
They're like, "oh my god. He makes this much money. That's crazy. Oh my god superwoman made this much
That's crazy" they don't know. They're just coming up with numbers and a lot of times. These are
less confirmed by management's that
do the deals for these people so
They conflate the numbers as a way to get more money from brand deals
As a way to justify getting paid more format brand deals
"Oh this person makes this much from brand deals" is PewDiePie Still dating Marzia? Hey, Marzia, are we still dating?
(in the background "no!") She says yes- which youtuber has the most subscribers? Ah
Ah
Don't Google that one- next Google please what nationality's idubbbz? why is that in here?
He's American - do ninjas use samurai swords? i-
Don't know. Why does this come in? does Pewdiepie has a brother? no! how tall is Joji?
am i taller then Joji, please?
All right, let's say I move on with a Google myself and do some Google autocomplete so I can go "is that a personal attack?"
Pewdiepie-
age-
29 bitch
Networth? alot of money bitch - tuber simulator.. WHAT? Tuber Simulator is becoming relevant!
Okay. How about this is PewDiePie moving to Japan?
I Wish okay. It's a little complicated getting a visa and all that stuff
apparently I spoke to a tax expert and they said it's actually a little complicated now because of Logan Paul, because people associate
youtuber- youtuber isn't
recognized as a job in Japan
Or a lot of countries and then they mentioned that thanks to Logan Paul. It's actually a little bit more complicated. Thanks Logan
Thanks a lot. Is Pewdiepie Swedish?
Yes. Yes. I am Swedish as you can tell let me take you guys to my own time- eh, hometown
I really wanted to do this. So I grew up in Gothenburg. I have not been back here inso long
Where are we now?
Okay, yeah, yeah, there we go the main square
Hey
This is fun. I
have not seen the thing is
my two closest friends my family and my sister moved to Stockholm when I was living in Italy for a short period
So there's hasn't been a moment for me to come back to Gothenburg. Even though it's technically my hometown. I want to go to where
Where I used to live oh.. (idk what he said)
This is the tram, I would always take home from school
It means nothing to anyone but me basically ah, that's funny
I was literally about to say it's very rare to get like good weather in Gothenburg
and they're actually super- look it's super sunny here and then you can move forward and it's like this is what is actually like in
Gothenburg, it's like- nope. It's still sunny now, okay
This is what is actually like in Stockholm
Gothenburg wherever I'm from; no one knows. Okay. This is where I used to live this street very central. Here it is
This is my street. I don't know it's just too invasive? like no one knows I know live here anymore
so this is the building and we would live on the top and
Hey
Man, so many funny stories, but I don't know what I want to share. I used to always if I was bored at night
I would always throw snowballs at people walking
I was so drunk one time when I came home that I threw up outside the window and
For sure, you know, there's obviously a lot of parking here
But my parents.., out of all cars that could be parked underneath, my parents car was the one that took the fall (Great aim Felix)
so my parents
Enter the car though. My parents are leaving this morning
Look at the car then looking up see that it's literally my window and they're like, okay
Well, he did it that son of a bitch, but they were obviouly not mad about it
I think they realized that normally they I remember they said it they were like usually you're not bad. So you're okay
Very nice parents I have. This I realize this video just became something completely different, but this is what I want to do
Okay, let's go to where I actually grew up though because I only lived my teenage years in this centre
This is a road that I grew up. There's a house super cute road
Then my best friend would live in this house, so we were literally neighbors. hope this is not a privacy problem
Yeah, that's the house I grew up in- Oh, they build out the balcony. Super nice neighborhood. I'm very thankful
For my parents for letting we grew up in such a great place
So weird to look back at these things. Oh my god, they cut down the tree!
There was this ginormous
Apple- ehh.. pear tree here and
My parents would literally always make me clean up all the pears. Okay, I take back everything nice. I said about my parents, okay
They would always make me clean up the pears and there were so many goddamn pears
They were so big so many pears there was apple trees over here and I have to clean that up, too
I need to cut the grass on this hill? How do you even do that?
And then we were responsible for the snow on this staircase
Is there anyone Falls and dies that would be our fault so they would always send me out to scoop the snow
How could they how could they treat me like this? This takes me back man. All right enough with that
Let's go back to why we're here. is Pewdiepie-
No, no, I'm not vegan. I guess I'm pescetarian? (someone who eats only fish and sometimes chicken as well)
Basically I just eat fish and no other meats- sushi is too good
To give up- one of the reasons why, was when we shot scared Pewdiepie season two
I had to interact with a bunch of pigs and they were so cute
I was like "I don't want to eat these"
my- my moral is that I would- I eat what I would kill I don't like the idea of
making
this uncomfortable
Act of killing something so easy. Is PewDiePie American? No, still dating Mar..- is Pewdiepie Russian??
Is Pewdiepie good? What a great question
No, no I'm not. Why is pewdiepie chairs so expensive
It's a high-quality chair with Italian leather and fashion, why is pewdiepie so hot
When is Pewdiepie
Birthday getting married- secret but this year, can PewDiePie speak Japanese? Yeah
Yes
No, I'm true. Very slowly very very slowly
Like trying to learn| Can Pewdiepie sing? with auto-tune. Yes. Speak Russian?
No, but my parents taught me a little bit of Russian when I was growing up so I know how to read the letters
More or less and I I mean I know a few words
Menya Zavut Felix, Ya Rabotayu YouTube (My name is Felix, I work (in) YouTube)
When I was young people thought Russia was gonna be the new big
Country and it obviously became China instead. So they thought oh, it'd be good for him to learn Russian
Thanks for nothing Russia. You'd really did. It can Pewdiepie sue the media?
It depends I get this question a lot. Like why don't you just sue the media bla bla bla bla bla?
I think the thing is that you have to prove that
What they wrote they actually wrote
Knowing that it was false or something like that, which is kind of hard to prove
I think maybe if I look into it there could be some case somewhere
But I really just care about making videos right now right now- RN media-
I might change my mind so you better behave
Which will bring me to the final tangent that I have been going on on this video, which is PewDiePie versus the media
I thought about it recently and it's like there's a completely different version of me
existing in the eyes of of people that read these articles about me and
as opposed to the people that actually watch my videos and I think it's always because
people that watch my channel know who I am and and I think you have a pretty good understanding of what my values are and
That I'm not this horrible person that I am have portrayed as in the media
obviously a lot of it is self-inflicted like yes, I have done a lot of these mistakes, but I think if you if you constantly
Reinforce the negative only the negative things that someone has done
You're gonna create an ugly picture of a person I think no matter who you are
If you constantly list all the shortcomings of any person that person will be- eh look like a really bad person
then
there is never a balance or very rarely at least a balanced story about me about
The good that this channel has done and all the positive things
It's always just the negative things listed and I think that's why for people I exist as like a completely different character
It's interesting. I think I will kind of given up like I don't really care about
What people that don't watch me think about me knowing that other people?
Still know the truth in a way and I find comfort in that
Then I don't feel like I need to go in some sort of "Oh guys. I'm actually a really good person
Look, look how much money we donated to charity. I'm so great. Look at all these videos and success. It's so great" no..
I'm not about that
Even though I literally just brought it up. Thank you guys for watching this Google Pewdiepie video
2019 Edition, see you guys in two years
smash like if this was enjoyable, sorry for all the tangents, and I see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye.
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No, no, don't leave!
No, please! sponsor Eagle. Please do something!
Yes! Yes!
ahh... This game is still relevant god dammit