I be flossin' (x4)
(Dentists love this boy)
Genius needs to be stopped (and T-Series)
(In the [copyrighted] pewdiepie voice) It's time to stop. Everyone.
Genius was just a site that, as far as I'm concerned,
used to break down rap lyrics.
Explaining the meaning behind the song
Giving more depth to the artist.
But now Genius have taken on new ventures
(in the [copyrighted] pewdiepie voice) Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
The hit is the slang, for having...
*flabbergasted*
What!?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Mwah!
Well what does that mean, then?
"The joke here is that Robert is not wanting to kiss"
*Shook to the core*
What!?
I don't want to know the meaning behind this
That's disgusting
Well now instead with the genius or rap genius or whatever you want to call it
Instead of having respectable artists that deserve recognition they decided
Let's add Viners! *claps* Like Lele Pons and Gabi Hanna and of course the backpack kid.
So essentially going from (Joey BadA$$ rapping) "Not many times I got to tell you I'm a man in the mission
Many times I got to tell you I don't need no permission. A human with
supervision. Ain't no living condition. I'm reaching out to my children just hoping
that they would listen. Start a new coalition. Against corrupt politicians
Is not enough pots to piss in too many murder convictions. Another family evicted
another black man a victim. That's as real as it's getting you should take recognition."
To...
I be flossin' (x4)
I'd be flossin' I'll be flossin' I'll be flossing I'll be flossing
what does he mean by that finally I can understand what he means
with I be flossing this is a ton of great memes from this
now they clearly just given up. "hey I got a cheeseburger vegans
I don't hate vegans I just don't give a **** that you're vegan stop shoving it
down my throat I don't care...great what you doing thank
you for helping the cows and the stuff and the ants and the fruit flies and
shit that's great do that and I'm really happy for you keep doing it because I
like animals but I also eat them so I'm kind of conflicted.
There's a ton of stuff to go through but why don't we start with the I be flossin' song?
Just because we already brought it up for convenience's sake. "I be flossing", what does
he mean by that? Flossing is the dance that took the
world by a storm on the internet.
*Ninja epic moments*
(Pewds imitating) Flossing. The dance that took the world by storm.
It just really came to mind like I was just like playing around in the mirror
Playing music and I started dancing and then I started doing it and I was like...
Whoa this has a cool rhythm to it so I just moved it to Instagram.
'the dance? It just really came to mind', you mean when you were browsing YouTube, don't lie to me, Floss Kid.
Everyone knows the original was from 2014.
Huh? (Switches to 2014 video) "you want me to do it again? Okay"
The dance just really it just came to mind. I don't know it's just so random I
don't understand. I'm joking obviously. I'm not saying he actually plagiarized it.
A lot of people are saying that he did, but obviously it is possible for two
people to come up with the same dance move. I know crazy to think about, right?
I think that's why it's so funny to me that he, actually, or his parents, or
management, try to copyright this dance move. That it's not even original.
Everywhere you go you will see that Flossin Dance. (Pewds imitates) everywhere you go you will see
the Flossin dance (cuts to video) "No Ally come on it's hard isn't it I'm kinda gettin it now...
just keep keep on doing that." so the craziest place I've seen the Floss Dance
probably like in New York there is a little Guinness Book of World Record
thing that they were doing for the amount of people flossing at one time
and it was like 700 something people and they didn't invite me but it's okay wait
wait a minute wait a minute sorry but did he just say that 700,000 people try
to do flossing in New York City and this was recorded before ninjas now it all
makes sense doesn't it didn't they just say that they were trying to get a
million people to do the floss in New York City so we're gonna try to get a
million people right now to dance in time so they were trying to beat the
floss record but no one did it imagine trying to break a world record to get a
million people to do something this just brings a whole new meaning to this whole
thing that's amazing but no one does! Now, now I get it.
This is how bad ideas come to mind when you try and steal some other person's idea. *cough*LWIAY*cough*
That doesn't make any sense, just like you're trying to steal the dance.
I'm just kidding. I'm being too harsh on this kid. I mean like it's a cool dance.
I am NOT saying he didn't come up with it.
It be international. You will see it in France.
I want to go to Paris honestly the Eiffel Tower.
that's great content perfect example of why I love right
genius love genius it'd be international you will see it in France see the Eiffel
Tower why did you write this very what was the
deeper meaning behind it I want to French that's great content left to
right left to right left to right okay left right left right left right right
all right so the first thing you want to do is spread your legs and then you want
to put your arms out and go left right go left right to right left to right
incredible everyone what it motivated you and your mom to sue for tonight um
it was really my mom and my management that did the lawsuit I'm kind of just a
kid having fun in life I'm just letting the adults to all the busy work I don't
really know the law like that so I can't really say if they're like taking
advantage of me or anything like that but like from a mom standpoint like a
manager standpoint they think that they're taking advantage of me how come
well you can sue everyone just go ahead just go ahead please don't sue me though
hey this is the real reason no one flostor and ninjas they just didn't want
to get copyright strike I'm not falling for that I'm not doing the flux as
copyright I know this is a kind of a dead meme it's so goddamn good literally
sounds like the beginning of American
it's funny cause it's true really they don't know what I made really they don't
know what made of maybe I don't know really they don't know what I'm made of
so that line people want to talk when I'm not around here means a few things
one is obviously like gossip and rumors but a lot of just you out
people want to talk when I'm not around to hear really they don't know what I
mean how much meaning can you fit into this I'm tougher than you think but it
also was supposed to be a deeper meaning on DNA what DNA are you talking about I
don't want to be too harsh on Gaby I mean everyone's being really mean in the
comments going like oh she can't sing blah blah blah I mean let's be real here
so many artists can't sing and I hasn't stopped anyone so keep doing what you're
doing Gaby because the memes are great hey listen to music that I feel is
vulnerable really really jacob satorious has a genius why stop oh my god look at
this like they've just given up things just completely given up haven't they
these are all this is four days before the flossing wine all right let's see
what he has to say yo you actually have saved me with this song there's nothing
that beats that god this argument oh yeah yeah yeah like if at least one
person got this song and said it saved their life then that has brought meaning
to my work like imagine being 50 or being an adult in the future going like
I'm a survivor oh you survived the camps no but Jacob
Satori or saved me Thank You Jacob you're musically Benny I was really
inspired later with my cook who doesn't care about my health like you do baby
yeah I'm saying this me and my managers are in LA we go eat food every day and
I'm so used to the same thing where like the waiters are okay what can I get you
they're not happy with their job there I mean it's a job and you know like people
got to work but at the same time like you should be happy with what you do
it's nice to know that people care about you but sometimes their waiters you can
be okay if they don't what are you saying
I'm more confused now when he explained it there's must be some really advanced
lyrics for the record though you don't have to have advanced nerves but if you
go and genius and maybe you want something to say at least but what is
this he ordered a coke waiter with my coke who doesn't care about my health
like you do baby all I'm saying you order the free first of all you
order the coat is that what you mean can you be and what's the thing about you
should love your job like why ever what every waiter is supposed to be happy
Dappy serving you coke not everyone can make a living making from musically
videos and horny tweens like Jesus Christ II if you want someone to worry
about your health mitt then maybe your management that you go eat lunch with
every day like I don't get it maybe I don't get it maybe his stuff is too
advanced for me oh I wouldn't mind if you wanna be together get back together
yeah I I'm alright but I'd rather be alright with you just give up alright oh
be together my job is to be a singer if you don't like your job then you have a
better problem I can't keep your ripping into these
kids alright I get I don't want to be bullied
alright Jacob do whatever you want alright I'm trying to stop you live your
life be free man order Amy as many cokes as you want
don't let anyone hold you back maybe consider a Coke Zero now you look like
you're skinny boy you could probably drink regular coke lily ponds when
lovely pause was on genius I knew it was over
and I get you have to understand that this video comes from a place of
disappointment I mean I really like this series I really like genius I really
enjoy watching different artists and rappers explain their lyrics
I don't like lily ponds Hey look there's my comment large dykes how did we get
here me hi lemon did you know I'm latina just letting
y'all know she's latina legend has hit
lil is doing you know clearly you don't have to have just the series art is on
here I wouldn't like that either that would just be annoying you need a bit of
contrast in there and I respect genius for doing that but Viners please for the
love of God stop gaping buying ursa platforms not not saying there's a ton
of great Viners on this time like drew Gordon has great videos danny
gonzalez all I'm saying here is there is actually talented funny smart people
that came from vine but it's a desperation that really gets me it's
that clawing for relevancy that it's just so gross to me they always seem to
crawl their way into the corporate world somewhere even little extinct like I
Even Lilly Singhs, I don't generally hate her but the desperation
and it's so transparent with these miners it's just sickening I don't like
it I don't want to see it as I mean I hate them personally or whatever they're
doing I just don't want to see them and I can't avoid them they're crawling
their way into my territory my genius reviews okay just stop so let me just
end up by reviewing some of my favorite genius reviews that are actually funny
we have big Shaq for example ah boom now that's genius
and you don't wanna f*** with a chigga like me when I pull up in that Maserati I had a minivan
it's great, my absolute favorite one has to be the Lil Yachty - peek a boo
Chill on the 6 when I'm f*ing on pucchi, that bitch was ugly but pussy on smoothie
Face wasn't 10, but the pussy was wet. (mumbling) YEhnMsayn
Like, uhh, (Bruh sound effect #2) *different low pitched sounds* {Crab rave starts playing}
the man did not just make that sound (yes he did)
<I N C R E A S E D S L O R P> *drilling machine* / *gunshots* Yanahzayn
you take a step back, yunzne, mella-m mellastep back *UH (yahty style)* *the dude hits a triple pointer what an absolute madlad*
if anyone can transcribe that for me please do because I have no idea what he just said
you need to really pay attention which is why it's so important
to listen to this now the best breakdown alerts of old timers coming right up
oh she blow that dick like a tchello okay let's stop for a sec before you come at me
i'ma let you know okay i'ma blame my A&R because he listened to that cwhong
many times and he allowed me to say that okay I guess for a second I thought a
cello was oh a woodwind instrument and it is not *looks up to ask the lord for forgiveness*
I guess for a second, that's why you wrote \-#, that's why you wrote a whole song about it that's why
it's in a song just for a second though you thought a cello
was a blowing instrument I'm so happy that's in a song just for a second
I just it just happened for a second guys it was an honest mistake
and instead of saying I made a mistake I'm just gonna go ahead and blame my
manager or whoever produced this song because they didn't know either okay
uknowimsaying I f*ed up I thought squidward played the cello (THATSAFRICKING C:LARINET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE)
he thought squidward played the cello
Squidward played the CLARINET you're a musician, okay hope you guys enjoyed this
genius ra- why I keep calling it rap genius? it's clearly not what it is. Viner genius
that's right that's the thing apparently if you guys enjoyed smash like if you did
I would really appreciate it get some merch everybody it's now on 15%
sale that's right so if you ever want to buy merch me like I don't know
maybe I don't have - Now's the time baby get that merch fam get it go get it guys
you can get this subscribe to Pewdiepie merch or maybe the 70 million club merch
or maybe the suka blyat merch, oh wait we don't have that, or maybe the pew news merch
I don't know ton of options check it out I also want
to give a quick shout out to my man CJ Plays okay this guy makes incredible videos
where's my head?
now I reviewed one of his videos before apparently he's been a little
scared of making more videos so I just wanted to hope that CJ gets encouraged
to make more videos I genuinely think if they bring a lot of joy to people so
shout out to my man CJ and I hope he keeps uploading that's it for me for now
see you guys next time bye bye
lil asmr
you want pyramids we got them
oh you're into castles huh we got you covered baby you want some pets easy
we got it all, this game is still relevant goddammit
what if I want an n-word pass?