Hey how's it going bros!
My names Poooooooooodiepie
That's it!
Alright, lets keep playing this.
Look I got Edgar with me this time!
Look he's so cute *kisses him*
He's so fluffy and nice. I love him so much <3
It's crazy how much I look at Edgar and I'm like "That's Trico!"
I see Trico in Edgar
And uh I'm gonna try not fucking fuck up this time.
There we go.
This is a very intense moment
Oh shit you fuck boi
*Angry voice* Noo!
You know I can't. You know if I fall I die.
So we're gonna have to drop down and press a button.
I don't know which button but I'm gonna try do it.
Oh it's so cuute!
ok here we go
I dunno which button to press.
I dunno what to do
You better fucking grab me. sub op SepLopesCardozo
HE GOT ME
WHOOOO
That's crazy!
[Felix makes weird noises]
whAT
OH!
oh my GOD STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
Trico: You're welcome pewds
I hope you weren't.. I hope you didn't shit yourself.
Yeah I did.
I love you buddy.
It's amazing! That was fucking awesome.
What a way to start an episode.
okay
Now I need you to just kinda move forward.
I don't know why we need to go up here, I really don't.
Man I have a really tough job playing.. Playing my favourite game
online
It's just fucking awesome. I fucking love this
[laughs]
It's like a weird dream
Okay. Come on. Get up there buddy.
That's why I really like to wait and play games I'm really actually excited about.
But people get so angry that I don't play games all the time.
I just don't wanna waste my time on ones I'm not interested in.
Here we go.
This is fucking amazing.
Alright, let's go to the top, buddy.
He doesn't wanna do it again?
There's a lot of eyes out there.
I don't like it.
Do not like it.
Where's he looking? Where are you looking Trico?
Dude, you are too fat. Literally too fat.
How big is this damn tower?
Like I'm not able to look up, kinda frustrating.
Ah shit there's another one.
I-I don't I don't wanna move that one.
Dude, it's far away.
Jesus Christ
There we go. There's a bridge! There's a bridge!
We could jump it!
ooHHH NO!
Oh my god the whole thing is gonna fall!
The whole thing is gonna fall.
Oh my god- Well this is really bad!
This is very not good
I think- This is- Okay we are going this way everyone.
How's it going bros-
Oh my god you better jump.
Oh my god no-
Oh no... oh
*Gasps* WHAT IT'S AN EVIL ONE!
NO!
TRICO! TRICOOO!!
That's where we should've ended last episode.
fuck
that was a perfect ending
What just happened- My god.
There's evil Trico's.
Uhh- Tricky Trico's-
Thank you everyone, 50 million subscribers.
Will delete my channel on 50 million unless I already hit it while I record this.
(mumbles) It's not unlikely because jesus christ my subscribers are growing fast
Woah, this is cool
Where are we?
This is cool!
Okay.. My sweater's stuck
Maybe if I wiggle?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!
This seems like a bad idea
Trico!
You okay?
Oh my gawd
This is very bad isn't it?
Awe he's weak
Awwwww
Look at you- His horns are growing back!
I just noticed that
That's cool
Well are you gonna help me or..
Okay, well you're not
What do I do?
I really don't know
Oh boy
Yeah that didn't work out did it?
Oh he h- He hurt his ear
look at him
Uh oh
where did he go?
um...
Okay I didn't expect that
Oh. His tail!
This is really amazing
It's so pretty
I can't reach it still
OH!
got it
That was a bit wonky but it works
I'm back buddy, I'm back in action!
let's go
Oh, that's your butthole
that is.. your butthole
Trico: Don't worry about it poods
Trico: You're not the first one
okay, alright
alright, I almost fell
how are you?
I'm sorry
we fell
That fucking asshole pushed us
I'm kinda stuck here in his butthole
nice and warm though
butthole jokes, You're welcome everyone
thank you
I am twelve, thank you very much
okay
Now let's go
Okay great
Am I supposed to jump off here? I think I am
It- sure seems like it
Alright he wants to go there.
Great
fuck it let's just- OW
we're down here now
I recognise this place?
we went back
to a place we started? I don't recognise this place
HUUUH
NO IT'S HERE!
Oh my god
okay
well should we try and go back or-
'cause he's hungry
It's time for-
This seems like a weird way to climb
Alright, well what has changed then?
this has changed
Alright you sit there buddy
I got you
hey look at that
Alright now we just got to discover how to get back
can't be too hard
If Trico dies in this game I will uninstall my PS4
I will throw it aw- in the river
okay
I'm not playing around here
you can kill anyone you want but if you kill Trico... I'm out
that's the rules
[irish accent] for fuck's sake man
[irish accent] that's just fuckin' annoyin' innit
it's a very strange puzzle but I kinda like it 'cause it's physics based
ooh perfect throw look at that
alright
hell yeah, now we just go ALL the way around
I remember this
I 'member this place
you just go here up the st'rs
uh
I wonder if we just fell back- why is my face so fuckin' white
ride was fuckin with the camera before
oh someone closed the door again
huh how 'bout that- no it is still open
That's kinda cool
just gotta open it more properly
HEY BUDDY
brought- guess who brought your favorite snaaack
is it your balls, hey!
aww he has one eye closed
awwww
you mind if I jump on top of you?
probably not
do you think he can eat it?
He's so cute- it really feels like an animal
In so many ways
let's just put it down in front of him
okay! There we go
you don't mind eating the wood, do you?
how you feelin'?
better?
He's better everyone! Look at that
What a champ
you know where to go
I love his tiny little wings, they're so cute
oh no
so...
now...
is it the same puzzle again? or...
is he just gonna go through?
Okay, well we didn't do this last time- I don't know if you remember
okay I guess, uh, there?
or wherever you wanna go
you know what- where ever you wan- WHATEVER YOU WANT BUDDY
there you go
fantastic, now if you could just leep all the way where we came
that'd be- that'd be swell
that'd be- that'd be super-duper
uh huh, up there? okay
why not?
so that other, uh, Trico looked like Trico used to look, like he was wearing, like, an armor
so they probably used him to fight and stuff like that
and they controlled them with the technology, I mean that's pretty obvious
and I supposed Trico managed to- probably was fighting me
and then he fell down and umm
that's how we got where we are
probably his ar- like his- he got snapped out of it or something, I don't know
but I wonder
I wonder why we were there or whatever
what happened you know
I'm currious
OH NO, he's scared, what are you scared about?
whoa, yeah those look very ominous
There faw away dude y-you can- you can do this
Trico: don't wanna
okay, alright, that's cool
let- let me take care of it
just gonna climb down your butt. Do not fart, that's right DO NOT FART
I repeat, I will- I will litterally die if you do it
so
alright, now we just gotta be careful
real careful
how easy would this game be without those eyes, huh?
who would've thought?
I wonder if there are other free Tricos
I don't know why I call them Tricos
it's supposed to- well they're chicken salmon
dog-fish... cat
it's weird how a lot of people just seem to call them a dog
'cause they really have so many cat-like features
more than a dog I would say, almost
it has the emotions of a dog I feel like
the agility of a cat
and the
the..
the ass of a chicken, you know what I mean?
well I'm glad I did that correct
I- I thought I need to go here
okay, that was it
oh my god, look at that mountain
I'm so scared
alright
there we go
we're IN everyone
H- How's it goin' bro's?
oh
wait "Charge into"?
no, get FUCKED. There should be a button called 'get fucked'
okay, let me see if I can do that again
Okay that really helped
didn't it- that made all the difference didn't it
why do these guys want ME though? that's the-
It- It does seem something to do with my tatoo though
but yeah okay
WHAT THE FUCK was that
Oh MY GOD
this is so fuckin' annoying
I hate these
Ah here we go, this is what I needed to charge into
HEY YOU!
[In accent] Fuck off man
[in accent] same goes for you man shut your fuckin' mouth
fuck
missed me, missed me, missed me, missed me, you all missed me
why do I have to do it three times?
That's my only question
look at him he's almost falling over, so fucking annoying
here we go this should be enough time for both
okay one
right
NO
Okay well trico had enough, thank you I appreciate that
fucking finally, jesus christ
hooo
that's right, you dead
and you dead
look at that lad, he dead
damn look at that sexy boy
OH he's not dead, okay well- I guess he's not dead
Save me Trico
It is almost like
stroking Trico in different places
aw look at the butterflies
did I just call them butterflies?
hey buddy I'm back
how's that? did I kill him? Oh yeah I did
but not the salamander
okay we're going this way
unfortunately theres fucking more of them
which is just like fucking kill me
dude is that what's in there mouth that looks disgusting
do not like
okay I guess this is not where we're going- fuck I don't fucking know anymore
you know if you didn't build your temples that big they wouldn't be infiltrated by giant ass animals
have you thought about that?
anyone?
okay so hey, I'm back- uh...
oh this is awkward
oh my god
okay
I don't know what we were doing I'm really glad I'm able to play right now
I- I've had a very busy weekend
I'm very tired
uh, It's weird I'm just starting in the middle of the fucking episode
my voice is really dead, I've been screaming a lot
okay well it looks like we can go through here
so let's do that
awesome
aye, look at that we got some food for Trico
Trico I missed you buddy
how you been?
you never call anymore
I also found out that you can just
put.. the...
NAILED IT, that's how you do it
where did Trico go? what the fuck?
Trico!?
where the hell are- oh I remember now we killed the guys
There you- OH MY GOD! look at that- that's terrifying
Trico: please can I have one
okay
Trico:aw missed it damn it
Trico: my neck is not long enough pewds, I'm not a fuckin' giraffe
Trico: please can I have some candy
WHat the hell, AH
what is- what is wrong with you?
OWW!
take your goddamn- aye! okay he did it
now here's a bit weird 'cause i- it has these soldiers
maybe there effecting...
Trico: hey look at my ass boy
Trico: spank it
[insert weird noise]
oh we did it, WHOA look at that
look at that water it's beautiful
oh my god
I love water
Trico: you look fuckin' ga-
okay alright, thanks Trico
could we climb? I don't know there- doesn't look like we can do much here
there we go
COOL!
WHOA! this is AWESOME
WHOA
Oh OHH he just went for it OH MY GOD
well that should have been obvious, what the fuck
what am I looking at right now
what am I looking at?
aye
Trico: It's me poods
Trico: I'm gonna make ano-
Oh he's gonna make another jump
go for it, THIS is cool
I forget how beautiful this game is
everytime I take a break, Jesus
it's incredible
alright that's where we gotta go
BEDA DA DA QUEE
Trico: alright poods shut the fuck up
there we go
alright we're back in, i'm gonna jump off now
that's toootally how I hanted to do it, WOW
okay
Trico calm down-o
that's how I wanted- OW
[laughs]
I love when you just face plant
[replay]
the game looks so beautiful and so...
atmospheric and then you just do a fucking face plant outta no where
it's amazing
okay well, we got another chain here, that should be obvious what to do with
I like how the game is STILL reminding me what the controls are
They're not very intuitive
you jump with triangle which is kinda weird, you usually just jump with... x in like every single game ever
I don't un- I don't understand why a japanese developer seems to want to fuck with like the most basic things
just make it x
just make it an x
alright well Trico, you went ahead didn't you
OHH!
what the fuck is wrong with you?
WWOOOOOOO!
THAT was cool
Trico: ah look poods I found some- some rocks
AW SHIT!
FUCK
God damn it edgar you dank son of a bitch, what the fuck do I do?
It's too heavy
oh I'm pushing it, I'm doing it
Edgar: aw damn you gotta get in on this buddy
Edgar: it smells so fucking fresh
No edgar you got a drug problem
stop it
stop ittt
fuck I gotta change the lanes don't I?
edagr: stop taking away my weed!
edgar: you're not my fucking mother!
aw shit- shit, fuck
great, this is going great
how do I change the tracks- I gotta change the tracks I assume
There's gotta be a lever somewhere- oh god
damn this place is so fuckin' big, jesus christ
I mean damn
can I move these maybe?
the giant pots
yes I can, the answer is yes- yes I am doin' it
wow that was so good
really hit it in the nail on that one- I don't even know
what I'm talking about
surely there's a lever here, you know when you change tracks and it's in the school
you never done that? Okay well fucking you missed out on everything in life apparently
why are you still here? You need to go and do that
Do what you may ask, I don't know either
okay I see it now you climb up the thing
okay got it
oh no, you can't climb this one
fuc- last time I saw one of these I literally got so fucking stuck
alright well what is behind Trico
oh I get- I suppose we can climb trico actually
Look at him wagging his little tail
Trico: Oh my god, fuck yeah, I love- I love weed
[laughs at his own joke]
Trico: this is the best it smells *Sniff* *Sniff* It smells like yo mama's asshole
okay I get it Edgar, or Trico
there we go alright
puzzle solved
Now there's the track change- I TOLD YOU!
What did I say?
[weird noise]
nailed it
Oh my god the tracks change, how 'bout that
I never would have guessed that that was- that that was gonna happen
Trico: It smells so good, It smells so damn good- OW get off my fuckin' face
nailed it
oh still here, okay
Edgar: Don't take away my drugs, Don't take away my drugs
Stop! you have a problem Edgar
Edgar: please, please I love that shit, oh its so good, OH!
shut up
you have a problem, you need to stop
Stop Edgar!
Edgar: Don't take it away from me... I need it- It's for medical-
AAAAHHH
well I'm going with the weed
Edgar: NO NOT THE WEED
did I just die? No I'm alive, okay
this is weird
Is this weird for you? what the hell is happening?
okay we're alive
WHOA are we back where we wer- no we're not
Edgar: MY WEED! MY WEED!
what about me Edgar?
I'm just gonna call him Edgar from now on, I don't know
Alright clearly we're gonna have to puzzle are way with this little thing
hey look at that- that's, that was the move I wanted to do
how 'bout that
EDGAR!
okay, yup, that's how you swim
everybody, look at
look at this if you don't know how to swim just look at this boy
okay I'm trying to look for holes
no, I don't see anything
Edgar: My weed
oh wait there's his tail
I'm fucking stupid
that was fucking it?
don't move
Do not move
do not move Edgar
for deutschland
here we go that was fucking easy
I was like I swear the must be some- OH fuck
I mean why else would they give us this fucking box?
NO! you moved your fucking tail
No you didn't!
It's back
Do not listen to me Edgar
If only I can reach that fucking thing
There it is
WOOHOO
We did it, WOW that was EASY
Oh AYE! look who's back everybody
Edgar: I don't care
Edgar: I lost my stash, I am so fucking pissed
Edgar: You know it's not everyday you come across some dank shit man
Edgar: you don't understand
where are you going NOW?
This is not part- what WHAT? Okay, alright well he wanted to go there
Edgar: I fucking go where I say I want to go, even though I don't say it
Edgar: there I go, I said it
this is so fucking pretty
I love the architecture, I love the game
just the design of all the caves like- even though it's the same setting you don't get tired of it
OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED? THERE ATTACKING
OH my god
shit, kill'em
Kill them
got'em
is there one more?
I think there's one more, where is it I don't see it
there you- whoo
smack my bitch up
is there another one?
hey, hey, hey, HEY
Trico : FUCK THAT GUY
Trico: FUCK EM
hey hey hey hey clam down
Trico: I- I FUCKING HATE EM
Trico please calm down, calm down
Trico: jeez I was gonna fucking stab him if I had a knife
please please please, it's over
it's over
Trico: Okay I guess it's over
Trico: I'll kill a guy, I'll chop him into pieces and snort him up
okay trico that's a little far but..
you go- you do that
we keep seeing these doors everywhere
and they kinda...
they have this different kinda thing
what is your theory about the doors?
let me know
in the comments
now Trico and I are gonna keep goin'
there's butterflies which always means there's uh...
helmets
bye bye
bitch
oh wow, amazing game play, 10/10
you could make a compilation of like all the shit that's gone wrong in this game
and it would look like the worst game ever
but it's so amazing
look at that
fucking incredible
you feel the atmosphere, you really do
okay, you sit there- you sit tight Trico and let papa pewds do the trick, alright
the trick of course is this instagram filter looking...
thing that I'm working on
where are you buddy?
Trico: I'm just... sitting here
oh we gotta find for more barrels
Trico: I'm hungry
Trico: please find me food
Trico: are you food? oh okay then...
Trico: please find me food poods, I'm really hungry
oh! over here, here we go
I didn't see that- I didn't see that hole, I'm sorry I didn't see it
so obvious
Ooohhh mama mia, pizzeria! it's a tha-
nailed it
alright this is co- this is gonna be cool, trust me you're gonna be pretty amazed by this
I am sure
like if you're not amazed by this...
you can click away this video right now
okay, trust me. It's gonna be lit
It's gonna be hella ti- I am lying... 100%
push
oh, it's gonna be cool... keep watching
please, no please
oh no
Oh it's gonna be so cool, check it out...
oh my god, why am I so fucking weak dude?
OOOHH MY GOD
I TOLD YOU IT WAS SO COOL!
yes, that's the thing I was talking ab- oh my god I'm holding down circle
which means grip not climb ya-
UUUGGGHH
that is so annoying
okay let's try that again, jesus christ
put it up
there we go
and then grab
fucking hell
Trico: Oh my god, is that food? I love food. I love food. Gimme food
catch it BitCH
Trico: that's not chocolate pudding
oh I'm sorry, It's not good enough for you? I'm sorry
Trico: No, no, no, it's okay I'll have it
Trico: AAHH what the FUCK is wrong with you?
Trico: Fine I suppose this will do
I need to go there
Trico: okay, alright I see it. No problem, got you
Trico: you know what you scratch my back...
Trico: I scratch yours
Trico: probably would rip you back spine open, so you don't want that
Trico: but here you go, this will do
wh-ayyye
Trico: good luck poods, good luck on your endevors
Trico: I would kiss you but I don't think you would like it
well at least you realise
it's so pretty
wow
Alright the game wants me to hang
so hang, WE WILL
okay
can we drop down here without dying?
what do you think?
Yes?
great, let's do it
ow, oW, OW
okay, we're fine
now we need to somehow get inside this bridge so we can open it for Trico
my man
My main bitch
this is cool
we're on top of...
the bridge
There it is
look's like train ran past these
i mean that's to-
AHHHHHhhh
I didn't mean for that to happen
hey how 'bout that we're inside the thing now
okay
let's see if we can open for Trico-AH
Jävlar!
OOOHHH
ooo- that scared me
oohoo
AHH- it keeps happening
I don't like this, I don't like this one fucking bit
ah for fuck sake man
alright your gonna do that thing where you wanna fuck me and...
UGh, you're so annoying
Trico please!
Tico: I FUCKING HATE YOU
OH NO Trico, I think you may have done a bad thing
fuck!
Trico!
no!
oh my god
it's all fallin'
oh je-sus
five frames per second- TRICO!
Trico!
uh- Tricooo
you didn't leave me
but I left you
we really should have died a long time ago
that was cool
that was very- oh my god
jesus
Yeah I thought you were dead
that's so cool
AAAAHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK?!
[laughs]
wh-hat the hell, he just fucking killed me
that's cute
do that thing again
look at that he just throws me up on his back
that's so cool
I swear i'm hitting the fuckin' button
what the fuck
I wish there was a button to grab
'cause shadow of the colossus had a button to grab
you know it's a very important aspect of the game
[burps]
but- [burp] here you don't really have that
so like
you naturally just fall on top of him
if he fuckin eats me.. what button am I supposed to press
what am I supposed to press right now, you tell me
see, he's supposed to auto grab but he doesn't fucking do it
and it ruins an epic fucking awesome moment, you know
Trico: whatever poods, no one gives a shit. Now let me jump
alright I guess, here we go
Trico: I guess I'm too fat
yes that's damn right
just jump
Trico: you know it's your fault, you keep feeding me
he can't do it?
you literally threw me up on your back to say you can't do it
dude you're awesome
that does not look safe though
I gotta say, I don't know about this one
I mean if we fall it's a- we're dead
okay you did it
okay it worked somehow
hey look at that building, that looks important
that looks like a vertical building
okay well I suppose we will have to end the episode here
I had a lot of fun playing- with you
and I hope you check me out in the next episode
and I'll see you in that one
thank you so much for watching
and I'll see you soon *kiss*
brofist
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