WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.720 Hey how's it going bros! 00:00:01.220 --> 00:00:02.260 My names Poooooooooodiepie 00:00:02.260 --> 00:00:02.760 That's it! 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:05.400 Alright, lets keep playing this. 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:07.820 Look I got Edgar with me this time! 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:10.200 Look he's so cute *kisses him* 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:15.060 He's so fluffy and nice. I love him so much <3 00:00:15.900 --> 00:00:19.640 It's crazy how much I look at Edgar and I'm like "That's Trico!" 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:21.840 I see Trico in Edgar 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:25.760 And uh I'm gonna try not fucking fuck up this time. 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:28.640 There we go. 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:30.240 This is a very intense moment 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:33.860 Oh shit you fuck boi 00:00:34.680 --> 00:00:35.180 *Angry voice* Noo! 00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:39.980 You know I can't. You know if I fall I die. 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:45.860 So we're gonna have to drop down and press a button. 00:00:45.860 --> 00:00:48.140 I don't know which button but I'm gonna try do it. 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:50.680 Oh it's so cuute! 00:00:52.120 --> 00:00:53.800 ok here we go 00:00:58.120 --> 00:00:59.080 I dunno which button to press. 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:00.200 I dunno what to do 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:01.620 You better fucking grab me. sub op SepLopesCardozo 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:06.100 HE GOT ME 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:07.160 WHOOOO 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:08.200 That's crazy! 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:09.620 [Felix makes weird noises] 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:10.160 whAT 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:10.980 OH! 00:01:12.940 --> 00:01:15.740 oh my GOD STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS 00:01:27.020 --> 00:01:28.180 Trico: You're welcome pewds 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:30.520 I hope you weren't.. I hope you didn't shit yourself. 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:32.620 Yeah I did. 00:01:33.140 --> 00:01:34.260 I love you buddy. 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:39.620 It's amazing! That was fucking awesome. 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:42.420 What a way to start an episode. 00:01:42.420 --> 00:01:43.600 okay 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:48.120 Now I need you to just kinda move forward. 00:01:50.260 --> 00:01:53.200 I don't know why we need to go up here, I really don't. 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:58.240 Man I have a really tough job playing.. Playing my favourite game 00:01:59.180 --> 00:01:59.680 online 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:03.140 It's just fucking awesome. I fucking love this 00:02:03.140 --> 00:02:04.800 [laughs] 00:02:05.620 --> 00:02:07.140 It's like a weird dream 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:09.200 Okay. Come on. Get up there buddy. 00:02:13.060 --> 00:02:17.240 That's why I really like to wait and play games I'm really actually excited about. 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:20.960 But people get so angry that I don't play games all the time. 00:02:21.660 --> 00:02:24.360 I just don't wanna waste my time on ones I'm not interested in. 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:28.440 Here we go. 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:30.000 This is fucking amazing. 00:02:37.460 --> 00:02:38.680 Alright, let's go to the top, buddy. 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:45.080 He doesn't wanna do it again? 00:02:46.220 --> 00:02:48.620 There's a lot of eyes out there. 00:02:49.700 --> 00:02:50.740 I don't like it. 00:02:51.540 --> 00:02:52.500 Do not like it. 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:55.880 Where's he looking? Where are you looking Trico? 00:02:59.180 --> 00:03:01.900 Dude, you are too fat. Literally too fat. 00:03:02.780 --> 00:03:04.540 How big is this damn tower? 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:08.200 Like I'm not able to look up, kinda frustrating. 00:03:08.760 --> 00:03:10.100 Ah shit there's another one. 00:03:13.480 --> 00:03:15.960 I-I don't I don't wanna move that one. 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:18.440 Dude, it's far away. 00:03:22.920 --> 00:03:24.200 Jesus Christ 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:28.400 There we go. There's a bridge! There's a bridge! 00:03:28.920 --> 00:03:30.040 We could jump it! 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:40.160 ooHHH NO! 00:03:41.700 --> 00:03:44.260 Oh my god the whole thing is gonna fall! 00:03:44.260 --> 00:03:45.320 The whole thing is gonna fall. 00:03:46.040 --> 00:03:48.280 Oh my god- Well this is really bad! 00:03:48.940 --> 00:03:50.840 This is very not good 00:03:51.260 --> 00:03:54.220 I think- This is- Okay we are going this way everyone. 00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:56.220 How's it going bros- 00:03:57.460 --> 00:03:58.600 Oh my god you better jump. 00:04:00.160 --> 00:04:01.160 Oh my god no- 00:04:04.300 --> 00:04:08.160 Oh no... oh 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.320 *Gasps* WHAT IT'S AN EVIL ONE! 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:12.340 NO! 00:04:13.300 --> 00:04:15.580 TRICO! TRICOOO!! 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:23.380 That's where we should've ended last episode. 00:04:24.380 --> 00:04:24.880 fuck 00:04:25.900 --> 00:04:26.400 that was a perfect ending 00:04:27.820 --> 00:04:29.660 What just happened- My god. 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:34.000 There's evil Trico's. 00:04:35.260 --> 00:04:37.260 Uhh- Tricky Trico's- 00:04:39.400 --> 00:04:41.640 Thank you everyone, 50 million subscribers. 00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:45.480 Will delete my channel on 50 million unless I already hit it while I record this. 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:49.260 (mumbles) It's not unlikely because jesus christ my subscribers are growing fast 00:04:52.020 --> 00:04:53.220 Woah, this is cool 00:04:53.300 --> 00:04:54.520 Where are we? 00:04:56.460 --> 00:04:57.720 This is cool! 00:05:02.760 --> 00:05:04.900 Okay.. My sweater's stuck 00:05:05.900 --> 00:05:07.040 Maybe if I wiggle? 00:05:07.440 --> 00:05:08.780 Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:12.380 This seems like a bad idea 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:17.600 Trico! 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:19.620 You okay? 00:05:30.080 --> 00:05:31.200 Oh my gawd 00:05:33.140 --> 00:05:35.140 This is very bad isn't it? 00:05:44.500 --> 00:05:45.900 Awe he's weak 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.960 Awwwww 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.720 Look at you- His horns are growing back! 00:05:51.220 --> 00:05:52.580 I just noticed that 00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:54.360 That's cool 00:05:56.520 --> 00:05:58.520 Well are you gonna help me or.. 00:06:00.300 --> 00:06:01.600 Okay, well you're not 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:07.920 What do I do? 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:10.440 I really don't know 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:11.840 Oh boy 00:06:13.580 --> 00:06:15.580 Yeah that didn't work out did it? 00:06:20.760 --> 00:06:22.760 Oh he h- He hurt his ear 00:06:23.660 --> 00:06:25.660 look at him 00:06:32.500 --> 00:06:33.000 Uh oh 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:34.500 where did he go? 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:35.860 um... 00:06:36.180 --> 00:06:37.600 Okay I didn't expect that 00:06:45.580 --> 00:06:47.080 Oh. His tail! 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:49.360 This is really amazing 00:06:49.520 --> 00:06:51.220 It's so pretty 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:53.560 I can't reach it still 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:56.900 OH! 00:06:57.840 --> 00:06:58.580 got it 00:07:00.140 --> 00:07:01.620 That was a bit wonky but it works 00:07:02.620 --> 00:07:04.620 I'm back buddy, I'm back in action! 00:07:05.780 --> 00:07:06.620 let's go 00:07:06.900 --> 00:07:07.640 Oh, that's your butthole 00:07:08.660 --> 00:07:09.820 that is.. your butthole 00:07:11.300 --> 00:07:12.380 Trico: Don't worry about it poods 00:07:12.960 --> 00:07:13.680 Trico: You're not the first one 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:15.360 okay, alright 00:07:15.980 --> 00:07:17.680 alright, I almost fell 00:07:20.860 --> 00:07:21.460 how are you? 00:07:22.780 --> 00:07:23.700 I'm sorry 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:25.700 we fell 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:28.960 That fucking asshole pushed us 00:07:29.280 --> 00:07:31.280 I'm kinda stuck here in his butthole 00:07:31.580 --> 00:07:32.500 nice and warm though 00:07:33.660 --> 00:07:35.160 butthole jokes, You're welcome everyone 00:07:35.440 --> 00:07:36.160 thank you 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.800 I am twelve, thank you very much 00:07:39.140 --> 00:07:39.640 okay 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:41.640 Now let's go 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:47.140 Okay great 00:07:48.080 --> 00:07:50.080 Am I supposed to jump off here? I think I am 00:07:51.280 --> 00:07:53.280 It- sure seems like it 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:57.840 Alright he wants to go there. 00:07:57.900 --> 00:07:58.600 Great 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:00.860 fuck it let's just- OW 00:08:01.900 --> 00:08:02.640 we're down here now 00:08:07.300 --> 00:08:09.300 I recognise this place? 00:08:12.620 --> 00:08:13.520 we went back 00:08:15.740 --> 00:08:18.240 to a place we started? I don't recognise this place 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:18.820 HUUUH 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:20.100 NO IT'S HERE! 00:08:20.320 --> 00:08:21.640 Oh my god 00:08:24.340 --> 00:08:25.080 okay 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:29.360 well should we try and go back or- 00:08:32.620 --> 00:08:34.060 'cause he's hungry 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:36.080 It's time for- 00:08:41.400 --> 00:08:43.160 This seems like a weird way to climb 00:08:44.760 --> 00:08:46.380 Alright, well what has changed then? 00:08:46.580 --> 00:08:47.700 this has changed 00:08:48.160 --> 00:08:50.000 Alright you sit there buddy 00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.460 I got you 00:08:52.300 --> 00:08:53.340 hey look at that 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:55.980 Alright now we just got to discover how to get back 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:58.320 can't be too hard 00:08:58.660 --> 00:09:01.860 If Trico dies in this game I will uninstall my PS4 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:04.340 I will throw it aw- in the river 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:05.820 okay 00:09:06.140 --> 00:09:07.640 I'm not playing around here 00:09:07.640 --> 00:09:11.160 you can kill anyone you want but if you kill Trico... I'm out 00:09:11.160 --> 00:09:11.980 that's the rules 00:09:13.700 --> 00:09:15.100 [irish accent] for fuck's sake man 00:09:15.860 --> 00:09:17.660 [irish accent] that's just fuckin' annoyin' innit 00:09:18.660 --> 00:09:22.080 it's a very strange puzzle but I kinda like it 'cause it's physics based 00:09:25.620 --> 00:09:27.620 ooh perfect throw look at that 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:28.560 alright 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:31.000 hell yeah, now we just go ALL the way around 00:09:31.500 --> 00:09:32.540 I remember this 00:09:32.920 --> 00:09:34.280 I 'member this place 00:09:34.740 --> 00:09:36.020 you just go here up the st'rs 00:09:37.860 --> 00:09:38.360 uh 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:41.500 I wonder if we just fell back- why is my face so fuckin' white 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:43.820 ride was fuckin with the camera before 00:09:45.460 --> 00:09:46.880 oh someone closed the door again 00:09:47.020 --> 00:09:48.940 huh how 'bout that- no it is still open 00:09:48.940 --> 00:09:49.440 That's kinda cool 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:55.460 just gotta open it more properly 00:09:56.060 --> 00:09:56.700 HEY BUDDY 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.740 brought- guess who brought your favorite snaaack 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:03.920 is it your balls, hey! 00:10:05.020 --> 00:10:06.620 aww he has one eye closed 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:09.100 awwww 00:10:15.880 --> 00:10:17.880 you mind if I jump on top of you? 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:21.200 probably not 00:10:25.500 --> 00:10:26.620 do you think he can eat it? 00:10:27.740 --> 00:10:29.780 He's so cute- it really feels like an animal 00:10:29.980 --> 00:10:30.940 In so many ways 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:33.600 let's just put it down in front of him 00:10:35.060 --> 00:10:36.640 okay! There we go 00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:39.420 you don't mind eating the wood, do you? 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:40.980 how you feelin'? 00:10:41.400 --> 00:10:41.960 better? 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:44.620 He's better everyone! Look at that 00:10:44.760 --> 00:10:45.560 What a champ 00:10:49.500 --> 00:10:50.780 you know where to go 00:10:54.020 --> 00:10:56.260 I love his tiny little wings, they're so cute 00:10:56.760 --> 00:10:57.260 oh no 00:10:59.340 --> 00:10:59.840 so... 00:11:01.260 --> 00:11:01.760 now... 00:11:03.220 --> 00:11:05.120 is it the same puzzle again? or... 00:11:05.820 --> 00:11:07.260 is he just gonna go through? 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:12.380 Okay, well we didn't do this last time- I don't know if you remember 00:11:12.460 --> 00:11:14.340 okay I guess, uh, there? 00:11:17.980 --> 00:11:19.140 or wherever you wanna go 00:11:19.140 --> 00:11:23.320 you know what- where ever you wan- WHATEVER YOU WANT BUDDY 00:11:23.620 --> 00:11:24.420 there you go 00:11:25.640 --> 00:11:29.380 fantastic, now if you could just leep all the way where we came 00:11:30.340 --> 00:11:31.580 that'd be- that'd be swell 00:11:31.740 --> 00:11:33.600 that'd be- that'd be super-duper 00:11:37.520 --> 00:11:39.000 uh huh, up there? okay 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:41.160 why not? 00:11:41.500 --> 00:11:47.100 so that other, uh, Trico looked like Trico used to look, like he was wearing, like, an armor 00:11:47.340 --> 00:11:49.660 so they probably used him to fight and stuff like that 00:11:50.620 --> 00:11:53.760 and they controlled them with the technology, I mean that's pretty obvious 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:58.920 and I supposed Trico managed to- probably was fighting me 00:11:59.540 --> 00:12:02.280 and then he fell down and umm 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:06.160 that's how we got where we are 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:10.820 probably his ar- like his- he got snapped out of it or something, I don't know 00:12:12.660 --> 00:12:13.460 but I wonder 00:12:14.040 --> 00:12:16.520 I wonder why we were there or whatever 00:12:16.520 --> 00:12:18.040 what happened you know 00:12:18.220 --> 00:12:19.100 I'm currious 00:12:19.180 --> 00:12:21.120 OH NO, he's scared, what are you scared about? 00:12:23.940 --> 00:12:26.380 whoa, yeah those look very ominous 00:12:27.800 --> 00:12:30.200 There faw away dude y-you can- you can do this 00:12:30.660 --> 00:12:31.160 Trico: don't wanna 00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:34.060 okay, alright, that's cool 00:12:34.940 --> 00:12:37.500 let- let me take care of it 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:43.160 just gonna climb down your butt. Do not fart, that's right DO NOT FART 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.780 I repeat, I will- I will litterally die if you do it 00:12:49.880 --> 00:12:50.380 so 00:12:51.660 --> 00:12:54.140 alright, now we just gotta be careful 00:12:55.820 --> 00:12:56.700 real careful 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.620 how easy would this game be without those eyes, huh? 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:06.260 who would've thought? 00:13:10.800 --> 00:13:12.560 I wonder if there are other free Tricos 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:15.360 I don't know why I call them Tricos 00:13:16.040 --> 00:13:18.000 it's supposed to- well they're chicken salmon 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:18.700 00:13:19.020 --> 00:13:20.720 dog-fish... cat 00:13:24.020 --> 00:13:26.380 it's weird how a lot of people just seem to call them a dog 00:13:28.300 --> 00:13:30.420 'cause they really have so many cat-like features 00:13:30.780 --> 00:13:32.580 more than a dog I would say, almost 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:35.680 it has the emotions of a dog I feel like 00:13:37.860 --> 00:13:39.140 the agility of a cat 00:13:40.340 --> 00:13:40.840 and the 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:41.940 the.. 00:13:42.100 --> 00:13:44.220 the ass of a chicken, you know what I mean? 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.060 well I'm glad I did that correct 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.080 I- I thought I need to go here 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.120 okay, that was it 00:13:55.280 --> 00:13:57.360 oh my god, look at that mountain 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:58.480 I'm so scared 00:13:58.980 --> 00:14:00.060 I'm so scared 00:14:03.880 --> 00:14:04.440 alright 00:14:05.020 --> 00:14:05.740 there we go 00:14:07.060 --> 00:14:08.260 we're IN everyone 00:14:09.540 --> 00:14:11.140 H- How's it goin' bro's? 00:14:12.500 --> 00:14:13.000 oh 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:15.840 wait "Charge into"? 00:14:17.140 --> 00:14:21.320 no, get FUCKED. There should be a button called 'get fucked' 00:14:25.380 --> 00:14:27.780 okay, let me see if I can do that again 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.080 Okay that really helped 00:14:33.620 --> 00:14:35.300 didn't it- that made all the difference didn't it 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:38.280 why do these guys want ME though? that's the- 00:14:38.800 --> 00:14:41.200 It- It does seem something to do with my tatoo though 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:42.360 but yeah okay 00:14:45.620 --> 00:14:47.060 WHAT THE FUCK was that 00:14:47.780 --> 00:14:48.340 Oh MY GOD 00:14:48.920 --> 00:14:50.760 this is so fuckin' annoying 00:14:51.180 --> 00:14:52.500 I hate these 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:55.560 Ah here we go, this is what I needed to charge into 00:14:56.400 --> 00:14:56.960 HEY YOU! 00:14:56.960 --> 00:14:58.120 [In accent] Fuck off man 00:14:59.180 --> 00:15:01.840 [in accent] same goes for you man shut your fuckin' mouth 00:15:02.140 --> 00:15:02.640 fuck 00:15:03.460 --> 00:15:06.940 missed me, missed me, missed me, missed me, you all missed me 00:15:07.680 --> 00:15:09.840 why do I have to do it three times? 00:15:10.560 --> 00:15:12.160 That's my only question 00:15:13.280 --> 00:15:15.840 look at him he's almost falling over, so fucking annoying 00:15:16.760 --> 00:15:19.000 here we go this should be enough time for both 00:15:22.020 --> 00:15:22.660 okay one 00:15:23.540 --> 00:15:24.040 right 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:27.200 NO 00:15:27.700 --> 00:15:30.760 Okay well trico had enough, thank you I appreciate that 00:15:30.780 --> 00:15:33.160 fucking finally, jesus christ 00:15:34.820 --> 00:15:35.320 hooo 00:15:35.980 --> 00:15:37.040 that's right, you dead 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:38.400 and you dead 00:15:39.040 --> 00:15:41.340 look at that lad, he dead 00:15:41.580 --> 00:15:43.260 damn look at that sexy boy 00:15:43.620 --> 00:15:46.280 OH he's not dead, okay well- I guess he's not dead 00:15:48.100 --> 00:15:48.920 Save me Trico 00:16:00.920 --> 00:16:02.040 It is almost like 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:05.360 stroking Trico in different places 00:16:06.220 --> 00:16:07.220 aw look at the butterflies 00:16:09.920 --> 00:16:10.900 did I just call them butterflies? 00:16:11.800 --> 00:16:13.000 hey buddy I'm back 00:16:13.420 --> 00:16:15.980 how's that? did I kill him? Oh yeah I did 00:16:17.260 --> 00:16:18.780 but not the salamander 00:16:20.100 --> 00:16:21.780 okay we're going this way 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:25.240 unfortunately theres fucking more of them 00:16:26.020 --> 00:16:28.260 which is just like fucking kill me 00:16:28.920 --> 00:16:32.360 dude is that what's in there mouth that looks disgusting 00:16:32.700 --> 00:16:33.420 do not like 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:38.240 okay I guess this is not where we're going- fuck I don't fucking know anymore 00:16:38.820 --> 00:16:43.100 you know if you didn't build your temples that big they wouldn't be infiltrated by giant ass animals 00:16:43.620 --> 00:16:45.380 have you thought about that? 00:16:45.380 --> 00:16:45.940 anyone? 00:16:46.420 --> 00:16:48.980 okay so hey, I'm back- uh... 00:16:49.760 --> 00:16:52.000 oh this is awkward 00:16:53.700 --> 00:16:54.260 oh my god 00:16:55.520 --> 00:16:56.020 okay 00:16:56.140 --> 00:16:59.940 I don't know what we were doing I'm really glad I'm able to play right now 00:16:59.940 --> 00:17:02.100 I- I've had a very busy weekend 00:17:03.220 --> 00:17:04.660 I'm very tired 00:17:06.140 --> 00:17:08.920 uh, It's weird I'm just starting in the middle of the fucking episode 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:12.160 my voice is really dead, I've been screaming a lot 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:14.920 okay well it looks like we can go through here 00:17:15.300 --> 00:17:16.340 so let's do that 00:17:17.740 --> 00:17:18.300 awesome 00:17:19.460 --> 00:17:22.260 aye, look at that we got some food for Trico 00:17:22.300 --> 00:17:23.780 Trico I missed you buddy 00:17:24.780 --> 00:17:25.660 how you been? 00:17:26.300 --> 00:17:27.820 you never call anymore 00:17:28.980 --> 00:17:31.140 I also found out that you can just 00:17:31.820 --> 00:17:32.720 put.. the... 00:17:33.580 --> 00:17:35.580 NAILED IT, that's how you do it 00:17:36.780 --> 00:17:39.020 where did Trico go? what the fuck? 00:17:39.800 --> 00:17:40.360 Trico!? 00:17:43.600 --> 00:17:46.880 where the hell are- oh I remember now we killed the guys 00:17:48.300 --> 00:17:51.500 There you- OH MY GOD! look at that- that's terrifying 00:17:51.860 --> 00:17:53.700 Trico: please can I have one 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:55.220 okay 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.340 Trico:aw missed it damn it 00:18:01.080 --> 00:18:04.540 Trico: my neck is not long enough pewds, I'm not a fuckin' giraffe 00:18:04.800 --> 00:18:06.840 Trico: please can I have some candy 00:18:07.040 --> 00:18:07.940 WHat the hell, AH 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:11.040 what is- what is wrong with you? 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:11.740 OWW! 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:17.780 take your goddamn- aye! okay he did it 00:18:19.120 --> 00:18:22.640 now here's a bit weird 'cause i- it has these soldiers 00:18:22.900 --> 00:18:24.420 maybe there effecting... 00:18:24.420 --> 00:18:26.260 Trico: hey look at my ass boy 00:18:27.180 --> 00:18:27.880 Trico: spank it 00:18:28.860 --> 00:18:29.800 [insert weird noise] 00:18:30.420 --> 00:18:32.340 oh we did it, WHOA look at that 00:18:32.860 --> 00:18:35.100 look at that water it's beautiful 00:18:36.460 --> 00:18:37.020 oh my god 00:18:37.940 --> 00:18:38.740 I love water 00:18:39.800 --> 00:18:40.900 Trico: you look fuckin' ga- 00:18:40.900 --> 00:18:43.520 okay alright, thanks Trico 00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:50.840 could we climb? I don't know there- doesn't look like we can do much here 00:18:51.700 --> 00:18:52.420 there we go 00:18:53.660 --> 00:18:54.400 COOL! 00:18:55.300 --> 00:18:57.060 WHOA! this is AWESOME 00:18:58.020 --> 00:18:58.520 WHOA 00:18:59.020 --> 00:19:02.140 Oh OHH he just went for it OH MY GOD 00:19:03.320 --> 00:19:05.840 well that should have been obvious, what the fuck 00:19:06.100 --> 00:19:08.020 what am I looking at right now 00:19:09.080 --> 00:19:10.440 what am I looking at? 00:19:10.780 --> 00:19:11.280 aye 00:19:11.620 --> 00:19:13.320 Trico: It's me poods 00:19:13.740 --> 00:19:14.480 Trico: I'm gonna make ano- 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:15.800 Oh he's gonna make another jump 00:19:16.600 --> 00:19:18.040 go for it, THIS is cool 00:19:18.780 --> 00:19:21.100 I forget how beautiful this game is 00:19:21.840 --> 00:19:24.100 everytime I take a break, Jesus 00:19:25.340 --> 00:19:26.460 it's incredible 00:19:26.860 --> 00:19:28.820 alright that's where we gotta go 00:19:29.320 --> 00:19:30.240 BEDA DA DA QUEE 00:19:30.360 --> 00:19:32.840 Trico: alright poods shut the fuck up 00:19:32.840 --> 00:19:33.340 there we go 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.420 alright we're back in, i'm gonna jump off now 00:19:37.660 --> 00:19:40.460 that's toootally how I hanted to do it, WOW 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:41.420 okay 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:47.020 Trico calm down-o 00:19:48.580 --> 00:19:50.100 that's how I wanted- OW 00:19:50.420 --> 00:19:53.240 [laughs] 00:19:53.780 --> 00:19:55.780 I love when you just face plant 00:19:55.980 --> 00:19:57.560 [replay] 00:19:57.560 --> 00:19:59.720 the game looks so beautiful and so... 00:20:00.360 --> 00:20:03.720 atmospheric and then you just do a fucking face plant outta no where 00:20:04.260 --> 00:20:05.140 it's amazing 00:20:05.260 --> 00:20:08.480 okay well, we got another chain here, that should be obvious what to do with 00:20:10.300 --> 00:20:13.660 I like how the game is STILL reminding me what the controls are 00:20:13.780 --> 00:20:14.640 They're not very intuitive 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:22.160 you jump with triangle which is kinda weird, you usually just jump with... x in like every single game ever 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:27.460 I don't un- I don't understand why a japanese developer seems to want to fuck with like the most basic things 00:20:29.280 --> 00:20:30.440 just make it x 00:20:30.600 --> 00:20:31.640 just make it an x 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:35.400 alright well Trico, you went ahead didn't you 00:20:35.660 --> 00:20:36.160 OHH! 00:20:39.220 --> 00:20:41.300 what the fuck is wrong with you? 00:20:42.080 --> 00:20:43.600 WWOOOOOOO! 00:20:45.420 --> 00:20:46.300 THAT was cool 00:20:46.920 --> 00:20:50.560 Trico: ah look poods I found some- some rocks 00:20:58.420 --> 00:20:59.340 AW SHIT! 00:20:59.820 --> 00:21:00.320 FUCK 00:21:01.620 --> 00:21:05.620 God damn it edgar you dank son of a bitch, what the fuck do I do? 00:21:06.440 --> 00:21:07.400 It's too heavy 00:21:08.280 --> 00:21:10.540 oh I'm pushing it, I'm doing it 00:21:10.800 --> 00:21:13.840 Edgar: aw damn you gotta get in on this buddy 00:21:14.280 --> 00:21:16.280 Edgar: it smells so fucking fresh 00:21:16.800 --> 00:21:18.800 No edgar you got a drug problem 00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:19.820 stop it 00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:21.920 stop ittt 00:21:23.760 --> 00:21:26.240 fuck I gotta change the lanes don't I? 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:27.960 edagr: stop taking away my weed! 00:21:28.620 --> 00:21:30.520 edgar: you're not my fucking mother! 00:21:32.380 --> 00:21:35.040 aw shit- shit, fuck 00:21:39.980 --> 00:21:41.740 great, this is going great 00:21:41.800 --> 00:21:45.800 how do I change the tracks- I gotta change the tracks I assume 00:21:46.360 --> 00:21:48.580 There's gotta be a lever somewhere- oh god 00:21:49.360 --> 00:21:52.780 damn this place is so fuckin' big, jesus christ 00:21:53.060 --> 00:21:54.160 I mean damn 00:21:55.100 --> 00:21:56.620 can I move these maybe? 00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.160 the giant pots 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:02.800 yes I can, the answer is yes- yes I am doin' it 00:22:03.140 --> 00:22:04.420 wow that was so good 00:22:04.860 --> 00:22:08.380 really hit it in the nail on that one- I don't even know 00:22:08.380 --> 00:22:09.480 what I'm talking about 00:22:10.060 --> 00:22:15.500 surely there's a lever here, you know when you change tracks and it's in the school 00:22:15.500 --> 00:22:20.200 you never done that? Okay well fucking you missed out on everything in life apparently 00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:22.420 why are you still here? You need to go and do that 00:22:22.820 --> 00:22:24.580 Do what you may ask, I don't know either 00:22:24.620 --> 00:22:26.840 okay I see it now you climb up the thing 00:22:26.840 --> 00:22:27.340 okay got it 00:22:29.120 --> 00:22:31.120 oh no, you can't climb this one 00:22:32.060 --> 00:22:36.300 fuc- last time I saw one of these I literally got so fucking stuck 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:40.480 alright well what is behind Trico 00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:42.920 oh I get- I suppose we can climb trico actually 00:22:42.920 --> 00:22:44.420 Look at him wagging his little tail 00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:47.820 Trico: Oh my god, fuck yeah, I love- I love weed 00:22:47.820 --> 00:22:49.820 [laughs at his own joke] 00:22:50.260 --> 00:22:55.700 Trico: this is the best it smells *Sniff* *Sniff* It smells like yo mama's asshole 00:22:55.760 --> 00:22:57.600 okay I get it Edgar, or Trico 00:22:57.640 --> 00:22:58.920 there we go alright 00:22:58.960 --> 00:22:59.920 puzzle solved 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:03.600 Now there's the track change- I TOLD YOU! 00:23:04.260 --> 00:23:05.220 What did I say? 00:23:06.200 --> 00:23:08.180 [weird noise] 00:23:08.380 --> 00:23:09.020 nailed it 00:23:09.860 --> 00:23:11.840 Oh my god the tracks change, how 'bout that 00:23:11.860 --> 00:23:15.480 I never would have guessed that that was- that that was gonna happen 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:19.980 Trico: It smells so good, It smells so damn good- OW get off my fuckin' face 00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:23.040 nailed it 00:23:23.620 --> 00:23:24.900 oh still here, okay 00:23:25.600 --> 00:23:29.360 Edgar: Don't take away my drugs, Don't take away my drugs 00:23:30.220 --> 00:23:32.220 Stop! you have a problem Edgar 00:23:32.860 --> 00:23:37.840 Edgar: please, please I love that shit, oh its so good, OH! 00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:39.000 shut up 00:23:39.740 --> 00:23:42.080 you have a problem, you need to stop 00:23:42.460 --> 00:23:43.260 Stop Edgar! 00:23:43.860 --> 00:23:48.280 Edgar: Don't take it away from me... I need it- It's for medical- 00:23:48.340 --> 00:23:51.700 AAAAHHH 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:53.440 well I'm going with the weed 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:55.480 Edgar: NO NOT THE WEED 00:23:55.880 --> 00:23:58.300 did I just die? No I'm alive, okay 00:24:00.620 --> 00:24:01.500 this is weird 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:04.900 Is this weird for you? what the hell is happening? 00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:06.620 okay we're alive 00:24:07.820 --> 00:24:11.140 WHOA are we back where we wer- no we're not 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:14.260 Edgar: MY WEED! MY WEED! 00:24:15.700 --> 00:24:17.380 what about me Edgar? 00:24:17.980 --> 00:24:21.140 I'm just gonna call him Edgar from now on, I don't know 00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:25.660 Alright clearly we're gonna have to puzzle are way with this little thing 00:24:28.040 --> 00:24:31.720 hey look at that- that's, that was the move I wanted to do 00:24:31.980 --> 00:24:32.940 how 'bout that 00:24:35.420 --> 00:24:36.200 EDGAR! 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:39.920 okay, yup, that's how you swim 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:41.520 everybody, look at 00:24:41.520 --> 00:24:44.340 look at this if you don't know how to swim just look at this boy 00:24:44.340 --> 00:24:46.740 okay I'm trying to look for holes 00:24:48.140 --> 00:24:49.740 no, I don't see anything 00:24:52.140 --> 00:24:53.120 Edgar: My weed 00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:55.320 oh wait there's his tail 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:57.460 I'm fucking stupid 00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:00.080 that was fucking it? 00:25:00.080 --> 00:25:00.800 don't move 00:25:01.780 --> 00:25:02.500 Do not move 00:25:04.800 --> 00:25:06.560 do not move Edgar 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:09.080 for deutschland 00:25:09.520 --> 00:25:11.640 here we go that was fucking easy 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:14.320 I was like I swear the must be some- OH fuck 00:25:14.320 --> 00:25:16.480 I mean why else would they give us this fucking box? 00:25:17.940 --> 00:25:20.480 NO! you moved your fucking tail 00:25:20.860 --> 00:25:21.820 No you didn't! 00:25:22.340 --> 00:25:22.980 It's back 00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:26.320 Do not listen to me Edgar 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:29.920 If only I can reach that fucking thing 00:25:30.220 --> 00:25:30.940 There it is 00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:32.220 WOOHOO 00:25:33.120 --> 00:25:36.180 We did it, WOW that was EASY 00:25:36.800 --> 00:25:39.520 Oh AYE! look who's back everybody 00:25:39.520 --> 00:25:40.800 Edgar: I don't care 00:25:41.520 --> 00:25:45.540 Edgar: I lost my stash, I am so fucking pissed 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:50.960 Edgar: You know it's not everyday you come across some dank shit man 00:25:51.900 --> 00:25:53.820 Edgar: you don't understand 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:55.760 where are you going NOW? 00:25:56.800 --> 00:26:01.580 This is not part- what WHAT? Okay, alright well he wanted to go there 00:26:02.580 --> 00:26:06.260 Edgar: I fucking go where I say I want to go, even though I don't say it 00:26:06.600 --> 00:26:08.360 Edgar: there I go, I said it 00:26:08.360 --> 00:26:09.880 this is so fucking pretty 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:15.260 I love the architecture, I love the game 00:26:15.260 --> 00:26:19.580 just the design of all the caves like- even though it's the same setting you don't get tired of it 00:26:19.580 --> 00:26:21.440 OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED? THERE ATTACKING 00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:22.800 OH my god 00:26:24.540 --> 00:26:25.500 shit, kill'em 00:26:26.740 --> 00:26:27.380 Kill them 00:26:29.340 --> 00:26:29.840 got'em 00:26:32.420 --> 00:26:33.620 is there one more? 00:26:33.620 --> 00:26:36.640 I think there's one more, where is it I don't see it 00:26:36.780 --> 00:26:37.820 there you- whoo 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:40.080 smack my bitch up 00:26:40.980 --> 00:26:42.420 is there another one? 00:26:43.660 --> 00:26:44.860 hey, hey, hey, HEY 00:26:45.100 --> 00:26:46.460 Trico : FUCK THAT GUY 00:26:46.940 --> 00:26:47.900 Trico: FUCK EM 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.420 hey hey hey hey clam down 00:26:49.840 --> 00:26:51.600 Trico: I- I FUCKING HATE EM 00:26:51.600 --> 00:26:53.840 Trico please calm down, calm down 00:26:54.340 --> 00:26:57.440 Trico: jeez I was gonna fucking stab him if I had a knife 00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.480 please please please, it's over 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:00.980 it's over 00:27:01.580 --> 00:27:03.500 Trico: Okay I guess it's over 00:27:03.500 --> 00:27:07.300 Trico: I'll kill a guy, I'll chop him into pieces and snort him up 00:27:08.600 --> 00:27:11.000 okay trico that's a little far but.. 00:27:11.620 --> 00:27:12.820 you go- you do that 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:14.940 we keep seeing these doors everywhere 00:27:14.940 --> 00:27:16.560 and they kinda... 00:27:16.560 --> 00:27:18.660 they have this different kinda thing 00:27:19.460 --> 00:27:21.860 what is your theory about the doors? 00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:22.880 let me know 00:27:22.940 --> 00:27:23.980 in the comments 00:27:24.520 --> 00:27:26.840 now Trico and I are gonna keep goin' 00:27:26.840 --> 00:27:30.260 there's butterflies which always means there's uh... 00:27:32.120 --> 00:27:32.680 helmets 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:34.700 bye bye 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:37.700 bitch 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:42.700 oh wow, amazing game play, 10/10 00:27:44.260 --> 00:27:48.320 you could make a compilation of like all the shit that's gone wrong in this game 00:27:48.580 --> 00:27:50.720 and it would look like the worst game ever 00:27:52.220 --> 00:27:53.500 but it's so amazing 00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:55.260 look at that 00:27:55.840 --> 00:27:57.200 fucking incredible 00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:00.480 you feel the atmosphere, you really do 00:28:01.260 --> 00:28:06.540 okay, you sit there- you sit tight Trico and let papa pewds do the trick, alright 00:28:07.260 --> 00:28:11.600 the trick of course is this instagram filter looking... 00:28:12.280 --> 00:28:13.960 thing that I'm working on 00:28:15.100 --> 00:28:16.460 where are you buddy? 00:28:17.060 --> 00:28:19.420 Trico: I'm just... sitting here 00:28:23.260 --> 00:28:25.420 oh we gotta find for more barrels 00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:27.140 Trico: I'm hungry 00:28:28.520 --> 00:28:29.720 Trico: I'm hungry 00:28:30.700 --> 00:28:32.460 Trico: please find me food 00:28:32.780 --> 00:28:36.780 Trico: are you food? oh okay then... 00:28:39.100 --> 00:28:42.840 Trico: please find me food poods, I'm really hungry 00:28:43.100 --> 00:28:44.900 oh! over here, here we go 00:28:44.900 --> 00:28:48.020 I didn't see that- I didn't see that hole, I'm sorry I didn't see it 00:28:48.620 --> 00:28:49.740 so obvious 00:28:50.660 --> 00:28:54.360 Ooohhh mama mia, pizzeria! it's a tha- 00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:58.080 nailed it 00:28:58.460 --> 00:29:02.560 alright this is co- this is gonna be cool, trust me you're gonna be pretty amazed by this 00:29:02.560 --> 00:29:03.660 I am sure 00:29:04.060 --> 00:29:05.380 like if you're not amazed by this... 00:29:05.840 --> 00:29:07.480 you can click away this video right now 00:29:07.860 --> 00:29:10.500 okay, trust me. It's gonna be lit 00:29:10.860 --> 00:29:13.580 It's gonna be hella ti- I am lying... 100% 00:29:15.060 --> 00:29:15.560 push 00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:16.700 push 00:29:17.100 --> 00:29:18.760 oh, it's gonna be cool... keep watching 00:29:18.760 --> 00:29:20.380 please, no please 00:29:20.380 --> 00:29:20.880 oh no 00:29:21.220 --> 00:29:23.100 Oh it's gonna be so cool, check it out... 00:29:23.700 --> 00:29:26.260 oh my god, why am I so fucking weak dude? 00:29:27.300 --> 00:29:28.800 OOOHH MY GOD 00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:31.660 I TOLD YOU IT WAS SO COOL! 00:29:32.820 --> 00:29:37.000 yes, that's the thing I was talking ab- oh my god I'm holding down circle 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:39.000 which means grip not climb ya- 00:29:43.780 --> 00:29:44.800 UUUGGGHH 00:29:47.100 --> 00:29:48.380 that is so annoying 00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:53.280 okay let's try that again, jesus christ 00:29:53.280 --> 00:29:53.840 put it up 00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:55.720 there we go 00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:56.600 and then grab 00:29:57.760 --> 00:29:58.640 fucking hell 00:29:59.220 --> 00:30:03.540 Trico: Oh my god, is that food? I love food. I love food. Gimme food 00:30:03.540 --> 00:30:05.300 catch it BitCH 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:12.640 Trico: that's not chocolate pudding 00:30:13.120 --> 00:30:15.920 oh I'm sorry, It's not good enough for you? I'm sorry 00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:17.600 Trico: No, no, no, it's okay I'll have it 00:30:19.040 --> 00:30:21.920 Trico: AAHH what the FUCK is wrong with you? 00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:25.200 Trico: Fine I suppose this will do 00:30:26.180 --> 00:30:27.300 I need to go there 00:30:28.040 --> 00:30:31.320 Trico: okay, alright I see it. No problem, got you 00:30:32.080 --> 00:30:34.020 Trico: you know what you scratch my back... 00:30:34.420 --> 00:30:35.940 Trico: I scratch yours 00:30:35.940 --> 00:30:40.000 Trico: probably would rip you back spine open, so you don't want that 00:30:40.180 --> 00:30:42.500 Trico: but here you go, this will do 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:43.700 wh-ayyye 00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:47.060 Trico: good luck poods, good luck on your endevors 00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:49.940 Trico: I would kiss you but I don't think you would like it 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:54.640 well at least you realise 00:30:57.260 --> 00:30:58.860 it's so pretty 00:30:58.860 --> 00:31:00.860 wow 00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.120 Alright the game wants me to hang 00:31:04.520 --> 00:31:06.520 so hang, WE WILL 00:31:07.700 --> 00:31:08.200 okay 00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:09.980 can we drop down here without dying? 00:31:10.260 --> 00:31:11.060 what do you think? 00:31:11.080 --> 00:31:11.580 Yes? 00:31:11.980 --> 00:31:13.160 great, let's do it 00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:14.480 ow, oW, OW 00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:15.600 okay, we're fine 00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:20.320 now we need to somehow get inside this bridge so we can open it for Trico 00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:21.460 my man 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:23.060 My main bitch 00:31:23.340 --> 00:31:24.560 this is cool 00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:26.320 we're on top of... 00:31:26.560 --> 00:31:27.280 the bridge 00:31:28.020 --> 00:31:28.740 There it is 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:31.840 look's like train ran past these 00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:33.020 i mean that's to- 00:31:33.180 --> 00:31:35.300 AHHHHHhhh 00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:40.060 I didn't mean for that to happen 00:31:40.860 --> 00:31:42.880 hey how 'bout that we're inside the thing now 00:31:43.340 --> 00:31:43.840 okay 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.640 let's see if we can open for Trico-AH 00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:47.200 Jävlar! 00:31:47.520 --> 00:31:48.080 OOOHHH 00:31:48.280 --> 00:31:49.560 ooo- that scared me 00:31:50.100 --> 00:31:50.600 oohoo 00:31:51.620 --> 00:31:53.220 AHH- it keeps happening 00:31:53.700 --> 00:31:56.540 I don't like this, I don't like this one fucking bit 00:31:56.620 --> 00:31:57.900 ah for fuck sake man 00:31:58.120 --> 00:32:01.940 alright your gonna do that thing where you wanna fuck me and... 00:32:04.460 --> 00:32:06.360 UGh, you're so annoying 00:32:08.100 --> 00:32:09.060 Trico please! 00:32:09.600 --> 00:32:12.320 Tico: I FUCKING HATE YOU 00:32:13.560 --> 00:32:16.680 OH NO Trico, I think you may have done a bad thing 00:32:17.760 --> 00:32:18.260 fuck! 00:32:25.840 --> 00:32:26.340 Trico! 00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:28.820 no! 00:32:31.220 --> 00:32:32.040 oh my god 00:32:32.820 --> 00:32:33.940 it's all fallin' 00:32:34.980 --> 00:32:36.540 oh je-sus 00:32:37.820 --> 00:32:40.220 five frames per second- TRICO! 00:32:40.660 --> 00:32:41.160 Trico! 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.040 uh- Tricooo 00:32:44.820 --> 00:32:46.100 you didn't leave me 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:47.360 but I left you 00:32:50.300 --> 00:32:52.560 we really should have died a long time ago 00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:54.840 that was cool 00:32:55.600 --> 00:32:57.120 that was very- oh my god 00:32:57.120 --> 00:32:57.620 jesus 00:32:58.440 --> 00:32:59.620 Yeah I thought you were dead 00:32:59.840 --> 00:33:00.800 that's so cool 00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.940 AAAAHHHHHHHH 00:33:03.940 --> 00:33:04.680 WHAT THE FUCK?! 00:33:06.140 --> 00:33:07.360 [laughs] 00:33:07.540 --> 00:33:10.340 wh-hat the hell, he just fucking killed me 00:33:12.180 --> 00:33:12.980 that's cute 00:33:13.940 --> 00:33:14.740 that's cute 00:33:14.840 --> 00:33:16.260 do that thing again 00:33:16.260 --> 00:33:19.060 look at that he just throws me up on his back 00:33:19.060 --> 00:33:20.020 that's so cool 00:33:20.100 --> 00:33:22.080 I swear i'm hitting the fuckin' button 00:33:22.080 --> 00:33:22.960 what the fuck 00:33:24.600 --> 00:33:26.680 I wish there was a button to grab 00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:28.720 'cause shadow of the colossus had a button to grab 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:30.480 you know it's a very important aspect of the game 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:30.980 [burps] 00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:34.180 but- [burp] here you don't really have that 00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:35.060 so like 00:33:35.120 --> 00:33:37.260 you naturally just fall on top of him 00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.220 if he fuckin eats me.. what button am I supposed to press 00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:42.260 what am I supposed to press right now, you tell me 00:33:42.780 --> 00:33:45.400 see, he's supposed to auto grab but he doesn't fucking do it 00:33:45.540 --> 00:33:48.060 and it ruins an epic fucking awesome moment, you know 00:33:48.860 --> 00:33:51.840 Trico: whatever poods, no one gives a shit. Now let me jump 00:33:54.620 --> 00:33:56.380 alright I guess, here we go 00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:58.320 Trico: I guess I'm too fat 00:34:00.080 --> 00:34:01.860 yes that's damn right 00:34:03.940 --> 00:34:04.580 just jump 00:34:06.060 --> 00:34:09.500 Trico: you know it's your fault, you keep feeding me 00:34:10.700 --> 00:34:11.660 he can't do it? 00:34:12.680 --> 00:34:16.520 you literally threw me up on your back to say you can't do it 00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:18.300 dude you're awesome 00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:19.580 that does not look safe though 00:34:19.700 --> 00:34:21.940 I gotta say, I don't know about this one 00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:27.120 I mean if we fall it's a- we're dead 00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:30.060 okay you did it 00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:40.800 okay it worked somehow 00:34:41.120 --> 00:34:43.660 hey look at that building, that looks important 00:34:45.860 --> 00:34:47.820 that looks like a vertical building 00:34:49.500 --> 00:34:52.980 okay well I suppose we will have to end the episode here 00:34:52.980 --> 00:34:54.620 I had a lot of fun playing- with you 00:34:54.900 --> 00:34:57.540 and I hope you check me out in the next episode 00:34:57.580 --> 00:34:59.120 and I'll see you in that one 00:34:59.120 --> 00:35:00.820 thank you so much for watching 00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:03.120 and I'll see you soon *kiss* 00:35:03.860 --> 00:35:04.720 brofist 00:35:04.900 --> 00:35:06.520 [outro music]