DUN DUN DUN *DRAMA INTENSE MUSIC*
[sexy close up on Casey Neistat's face]
Aw man
I don't like to talk about politics on my channel
And I don't think I'll ever reveal-euh-ll
Who I-I'm voting for
So i-if your favourite youtuber
Says things like I don't like to talk politics on my channel
or I'm not gonna reveal who I'm voting for
[another sexy close up] Call them out
no..
Americans.. Are so self centred
of course that they think that this whole election
is about the entire universe (no shit)
and-nd
That's all that matters
so of course all the top 20 youtubers
needs to be called out
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TELL YOU THIS
IF I COULD VOTE..
My vote...
Would be fore Bjornes
For Bjornes magasin
Did bjorne ever sexually harass anyone?
no
it did not (did you just assume it's gender pewds?)
..probably..
Did bjornes thrjfhasidun biennia's magazine?
ever send
drones to kill anyone
*muffled effect* NO
wtf are with these sexy close ups pewds?
Drones weren't invented
Back at bjornes's era
bjornes..
would be a great f*cking president
and I would be casting my vote
on him
I really encourage you
to make.. the same vote
uh- at this election
I think if we all work together..
we can make it so..
not trump will happen
or not Hillary... or either one of those
Vote bjornes
The bear from bjornes Magasin
He will set us free *sheds tear*
and he will do a great job
I feel confident that he would do a better job
than the two current candidates
I'm just so glad
That with my influence, I can have a positive..
uhhhhhhhhhh
in-inflluence
on
uh
the election and *siiiiiip*
*SLURP*
ya know I do a lot of charity work
and i do
And now I'm getting involved in politics
And I think bjornes is gonna make everything better
He is swedish and is a fictional character...
but... comparing him toooooo the rest
I think it's pretty reasonable
And I think with my 48 million subscribers
Which are ALL totally
UHH
They're all active (no they arent)
If all of them votes, think about that for a second
If all of them vote bjornes
We'd have our new president everybody
bjornes from bjornes magasin
I want you to think about that and I want you to go and vote
it doesn't matter if you cant vote
which clearly seems to be the case here