WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.880 [crabs dancing song] 00:00:03.880 --> 00:00:06.940 *Jammin' Pewds* 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:08.100 Everybody! 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:15.660 Welcome to meme review, the place where we have fun memes, review trivia, and learn more info and fun facts about memes. 00:00:15.660 --> 00:00:23.120 [more crab music] 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:23.620 brah 00:00:23.620 --> 00:00:29.040 AHHHHHHHHHOMAIGODHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:32.240 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 00:00:32.340 --> 00:00:33.900 Somebody kill me! 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:35.840 Please, it's muffin time! 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:41.120 I especially like this meme because it's, it's issa fun celebratory theme 00:00:41.120 --> 00:00:46.440 I can really not think of any other better track that to be played during my funeral and where is Obama? 00:00:46.440 --> 00:00:50.300 Where has he gone and why is pewdiepie reviewing this meme now? 00:00:50.300 --> 00:00:51.920 [visible silence] 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:53.880 When it's three months old? 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:59.760 [Crab earrape] *out-of-breath jammin' pewds* 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:01.100 *swedish accent* Pause the video! 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:03.240 PAUSE the video!!!! 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:08.120 *pewds* I didn't read the text..... oh my goodddd 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:10.120 [It was 'my whole family is dead'] 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:13.640 It's nothing f(e)unny about that. 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:20.600 [MORE MUSIC] 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:22.940 I think I finally learned to do the Fortnite dance. (That's the floss, pewds) 00:01:23.600 --> 00:01:26.200 If I do it really slowly I can do it. 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:30.760 But you can't even see. You can't even see it, what the frick? 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:31.340 This... 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:37.140 This song is the perfect... It's a perfect mashup of happiness and sadness 00:01:37.140 --> 00:01:40.680 There's really no other way to put it it's the Alpha and the Omega 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:46.040 [music] 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:49.620 Anytime anything bad happens in your life, you know what to do... 00:01:49.620 --> 00:01:52.800 It's time to hit it to this song 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:57.300 [visible silence] 00:01:57.300 --> 00:01:58.880 Any loved ones died? 00:02:00.060 --> 00:02:02.000 Why cry about it? 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.900 When you can just have an epic crab party about it! 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:08.360 Why I emit any actual real emotions? 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:10.000 When you can just... 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:11.860 Hide them through memes. 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:13.840 Why have any coherent thought in general? 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:16.040 There's always just a meme a click away. 00:02:16.040 --> 00:02:24.000 [family friendly content] 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:27.360 How old is Shera L. Greenwood? 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:29.900 OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! 00:02:35.640 --> 00:02:36.140 HAAAH 00:02:37.020 --> 00:02:41.100 *Aggressive pewds fist pump with mildly sexual sounds* 00:02:43.720 --> 00:02:47.200 [ visible silence ] (RIP HEADPHONES) 00:02:47.440 --> 00:02:49.440 Okay, THAT'S EPIC! 00:02:49.600 --> 00:02:51.140 Scientists have broken down. 00:02:51.140 --> 00:02:56.440 What makes this song so special? Why this song out of all songs in the whole entirety of you the universe? 00:02:57.240 --> 00:02:58.640 What makes it so special? 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:12.280 felix dying from the inside 00:03:18.180 --> 00:03:20.380 Why does anyone watch the- my videos? 00:03:22.700 --> 00:03:27.320 The crab meme *Pewds meme review clap* ...gets of course, a solid it's a solid seven point.... 00:03:27.960 --> 00:03:28.460 Four...? 00:03:28.460 --> 00:03:29.280 Pretty good. 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:32.660 Sorry, though, it's over. Bye-bye crab. Bye-bye! 00:03:32.660 --> 00:03:34.820 No more crab meme dancing for you. 00:03:34.820 --> 00:03:38.460 Consider this meme just as dead as my emotions. 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.040 Thank you very much for your service crab meme, it's been a pleasure. 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:48.080 *Sp00ky music and gunshots* 00:03:48.320 --> 00:03:50.300 Come on, Come on! 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:52.740 I want you to do it... I want you to say the n-word... COMEON 00:03:53.020 --> 00:03:56.520 Come on... COME ON!!!!!! 00:03:56.540 --> 00:03:58.700 Say the n-word... SAY THE N-WORD 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:00.460 Come on I want you to say the n-word 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:02.280 AHHHHHHHH 00:04:02.420 --> 00:04:04.420 SAY THE N-WORD 00:04:04.660 --> 00:04:06.340 *screeching tires and crash* 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:10.320 This is a very important announcement we talked about this last week 00:04:11.100 --> 00:04:13.639 But the EU have made a new little rule 00:04:14.490 --> 00:04:18.710 So don't say it. Don't say- think it don't say it don't 00:04:19.350 --> 00:04:25.820 Think it don't s-ay it the n-word. Okay. I told me I freaking told you guys last time and look at this 00:04:25.830 --> 00:04:29.330 What the Frick goggle is racist goggle niger 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:38.690 Why I didn't know Google was raised how can the biggest company say the n-word what the f- 00:04:40.140 --> 00:04:44.179 That's almost as bad as the biggest youtuber. Oh, you're not convinced yet 00:04:44.730 --> 00:04:46.080 Not convinced yet 00:04:46.140 --> 00:04:47.960 You're still thinking about it 00:04:47.960 --> 00:04:54.600 It can you can you can't look look look what happened to my fellow friend YouTuber The Annoying Orange 00:04:54.840 --> 00:04:55.340 I'm going to say the n-word 00:04:56.540 --> 00:04:58.500 ThAT's racISt you can't say the n-wORd 00:04:58.660 --> 00:05:01.080 *intense apple inhale* 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:09.640 Ni-AHHEEEEAIEEEAAEAIIAAEEEEEEAAAA 00:05:09.940 --> 00:05:15.140 Don't say it don't think it okay remember and be kind to each other and 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:20.300 Now a word from our sponsor 00:05:20.780 --> 00:05:27.420 *Singing in little foreign voice* 00:05:27.820 --> 00:05:31.060 That's right everybody and please rest assured 00:05:31.260 --> 00:05:34.460 just because we have a sponsor that doesn't- that's not gonna change meme review 00:05:34.700 --> 00:05:38.180 Okay, it's not the money and fame is not gonna go to our heads here 00:05:38.180 --> 00:05:40.840 over at meme review. Everything will stay the same 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:43.040 Don't worry guys. We'll always bring that 00:05:44.140 --> 00:05:48.400 Dankest memes. Okay, even though we have ninja sponsoring this video 00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:52.780 thank you guys so much check out ninja in the description enter the code ninja 00:05:53.260 --> 00:05:54.640 and, uh... 00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:57.280 Next meme 00:05:57.350 --> 00:05:59.350 David- bro- David 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:01.840 I Mean, I know you're a sophisticated guy 00:06:02.750 --> 00:06:06.790 The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets 00:06:07.940 --> 00:06:10.300 Well, you think this is gonna cause a little more anger 00:06:10.730 --> 00:06:15.999 The world is an angry place this just in on a special meme review pew new segment 00:06:17.180 --> 00:06:19.220 Donald Trump is a gamer. 00:06:19.500 --> 00:06:29.480 *Pewds clapping* 00:06:29.760 --> 00:06:33.100 I think this is really gonna turn some heads and really change some minds 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:36.884 What do you guys think as always passing the question on to you guys? 00:06:36.884 --> 00:06:39.600 Okay, okay. Alright this- this one 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:40.140 *reading* 00:06:40.260 --> 00:06:43.840 Me,,, Cool stick my dog found,,, my dog 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:44.920 haHA 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:50.940 John wick in need of a gold scar,,, my mom's credit card info,,, me 00:06:51.820 --> 00:06:54.580 2018 memes just summarize[d] just put a text on it 00:06:54.580 --> 00:06:55.140 *reading* 00:06:55.140 --> 00:07:01.400 Cannibalism would solve both overpopulation and world hunger,,, me,,, a normal conversati- 00:07:01.660 --> 00:07:05.747 Stop adding text to every goddamn image you find on the Internet, Okay? 00:07:05.747 --> 00:07:09.080 fifth-grader turning off youtube autoplay teachhhhr- 00:07:09.640 --> 00:07:12.220 Some demon dude,, sword,,, knight- 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:14.600 *Pewds taken aback by the meta meme* 00:07:14.840 --> 00:07:16.430 What the Frick 00:07:16.430 --> 00:07:18.020 What I don't get that one 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:19.180 *reading* 00:07:19.300 --> 00:07:21.646 MorkarDFC,,, Fame and recognition,,, this meme 00:07:21.646 --> 00:07:26.520 what the Frick is this you don't recognize the artist on meme review. What is this? 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:31.900 Don't worry guys. We're not running low on memes at all. Okay, I got ton of great stuff 00:07:31.900 --> 00:07:35.240 I got so much great stuff coming up the- on meme review, so how about this one 00:07:35.420 --> 00:07:35.920 *reading* 00:07:36.060 --> 00:07:40.060 wooden stock,,, synthetic stock,,, laughing stock 00:07:40.200 --> 00:07:41.700 Flat Earth community- *pewds laugh* 00:07:42.080 --> 00:07:44.080 Those people are dumb, right? 00:07:44.440 --> 00:07:49.420 Idiots, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Sorry. Sorry *unintelligible pewds gibberish* 00:07:49.520 --> 00:07:51.180 Alright how about this one 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:52.640 being red 00:07:52.660 --> 00:07:53.320 Piss 00:07:53.460 --> 00:07:53.960 cum 00:07:54.420 --> 00:07:57.920 wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait the Frick who made this meme 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:00.620 guys can we please this is super important 00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:01.910 Whoever made this meme 00:08:01.910 --> 00:08:04.380 Can we try and contact whoever made this meme 00:08:04.460 --> 00:08:08.060 'cause I'm pretty sure that piss and cum is not supposed to be red 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:12.220 So I think he could actually or she could be in big- 00:08:12.460 --> 00:08:13.240 *Pewds news???* 00:08:13.400 --> 00:08:16.862 Poppy Harlow here with another special news segment 00:08:16.862 --> 00:08:19.020 a new Smasha Bro-as 00:08:19.580 --> 00:08:22.320 Super Smash brother character have been announced 00:08:22.380 --> 00:08:24.800 that's right hackers have figured out 00:08:24.980 --> 00:08:27.740 go to smash bros dot com (SmashBros.com) if you don't think this is real 00:08:27.740 --> 00:08:30.760 click on their Korean thing hit translate 00:08:31.460 --> 00:08:34.639 Click on fighter scroll down and there you have- 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:38.580 ejaculation salt the new character. Can't wait to play as him 00:08:38.589 --> 00:08:40.589 I think- I wonder what his moves are- *Pewds gibberish* 00:08:41.300 --> 00:08:43.700 I'm so glad they haven't announced Louie 00:08:44.060 --> 00:08:45.320 waluigi yet 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:48.700 Because ejaculation salt is really who i've been waiting for 00:08:48.700 --> 00:08:53.589 He's really the character that I think you know, I was on the fence before if I should actually buy this game or not 00:08:53.589 --> 00:08:56.439 But now I'm super onboard with that- with that 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:59.200 With the- what is this? 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:01.060 RPG 00:09:02.100 --> 00:09:02.600 Clipity clap 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:08.920 This is super important serious guys, can we get some serious music going? 00:09:09.980 --> 00:09:14.589 Ok, I have a freaking question to you guys when you this is personal is for real 00:09:14.589 --> 00:09:19.179 I want you to answer honestly in the comments preferably so I get more comments 00:09:19.680 --> 00:09:21.680 no for other- okay for science 00:09:21.970 --> 00:09:23.800 when you walk 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:26.640 Up the stairs or down the stairs 00:09:27.260 --> 00:09:29.680 Be 100% on this (You mean 100% truthful pewds) 00:09:29.680 --> 00:09:32.380 Do you walk one step or two steps? 00:09:38.030 --> 00:09:43.810 Because a new science data has shown that people who walk down two stairs at a time 00:09:44.750 --> 00:09:45.830 Are wAy 00:09:45.830 --> 00:09:48.970 stronger way more powerful way smarter 00:09:49.100 --> 00:09:54.820 it's basic- you might- if you walk one stair- step at a time you might as well just consume- put soy- 00:09:55.400 --> 00:10:01.240 soy right up your- you might as well put soy right into your bloodstream because you're not gonna get any 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:03.240 masculinity or epic muscles like me 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:05.620 Okay, if you don't walk two steps at a time 00:10:05.620 --> 00:10:09.219 I got little to zero respect for you as a human being 00:10:09.280 --> 00:10:12.610 Or I wouldn't even call you that I would call the a lazy Slava blob 00:10:12.610 --> 00:10:20.160 that's what you are a blob,a go, A JElly bowl a bowl of jelly, which have no comprehension 00:10:20.380 --> 00:10:26.860 of society you disgust me walk down two steps at a time goddammit and then and then I can look in the 00:10:27.350 --> 00:10:31.870 Freaking eyes now. Why am I saying this all the sudden? Yeah, because a new 00:10:32.450 --> 00:10:34.480 Science study came out of this. Do you think I'm just 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.000 giving out gibberish and 00:10:37.040 --> 00:10:38.060 pseudoscience 00:10:38.060 --> 00:10:42.639 Just for the sake of memes and just for the sake of my political argument 00:10:42.640 --> 00:10:45.323 I laughed I laughed I'll admit I laughed 00:10:45.323 --> 00:10:48.879 how about this thing, Huh? a science b- in October 6 00:10:49.400 --> 00:10:52.240 2006 you get up the stairs faster 00:10:52.640 --> 00:10:58.240 Honestly try to refute this lib tards people who walk on stairs two steps at a time 00:10:58.370 --> 00:11:02.500 What do you do with a free time you like developing muscle strength, huh? 00:11:02.750 --> 00:11:09.009 Look at your legs you might as well have toothpicks as legs. There is one problem though. There is one flaw with this 00:11:09.010 --> 00:11:12.160 I will admit when there's an odd number of stairs 00:11:13.100 --> 00:11:17.520 You can change your life today, too. All you gotta do is walk two steps at a time. It's not that hard. 00:11:17.780 --> 00:11:18.360 Okay 00:11:18.560 --> 00:11:20.480 that was 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:22.840 That was meme review for this week 00:11:23.040 --> 00:11:24.840 *Pewds slow clap* 00:11:25.060 --> 00:11:26.260 That's it for this weeks 00:11:26.260 --> 00:11:28.920 meme review everybody. Hope you enjoyed the Memes. 00:11:28.920 --> 00:11:31.820 Hope you had fun. Hope you learn something new today 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:36.260 Smash like for meme review and thumbs down for- for T-Series 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:37.080 bye 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.080 Is it the Banana???? 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:41.080 Oh shit!!! 00:11:46.180 --> 00:11:47.540 Oh No 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:51.360 Sadness Everywhere....