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Good evening I'm Gloria Borger
And you're watching poo news,
the most trustworthy new site on the planet.
Our first story comes from youtuber
Jesse Welle
from Twitter.
MEH!
Remember when VidCon was good?
Now
it's just a big commercial trying to make money off creators.
FaZe Banks added, "Vidcon's
garbage, bro."
*Pewds has a seizure*
Wait a minute wait wait hold on here
Are you telling me that guilting creators into the fact that if they don't attend VidCon
they don't love their fans
But despite them being the main event for the whole thing and charging people 150 to
750 dollars and not paying any of the creators
despite being the main attraction and the whole drive to anyone being there
is using the creator and youtubers
I am Gloria Borger, and I'm not supposed to give my own
Thoughts into the poo news. I'm supposed to remain (unbiased)
unbiased but this seems
It seems a little strange to me
Jesse come on it's always been like this everyone knows this I personally prefer PAX because then
They do a really good job at making it a good experience to meet your fans
and there's an actual event on the side as well. You go to VidCon and
Ther-this- there's nothing there, there's nothing to do. There's no real fun attraction
It's really just a bunch of kids hoping to spot youtubers. I honestly think that the closest simulation to hell is
-is me being at VidCon. Just-you just hear screaks. Just huge, shrill shrieks coming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Logan Paul fans when they see Logan Paul*
And you're like, what, I am in hell. Sorry. I just use this news to rip on VidCon
I don't have anything personal against it, but it's always been like this and people will always keep attending VidCon just for the sake of
Feeling relevant, feeling like finally someone cares about me; that one kid knew who I was... hurray. Personally
I've grown so sick of the whole
Concept that you need to idolize someone and and and treat them like they're more than just a person. Any sort of fan meetup that
I get where I just get to actually talk like a normal person to another person
It's just a hundred times more enjoyable. That's just me, that's just my personal opinion
I know a lot of people like to be
Revered and wanted and and I don't know that's just not me and that's not me have okay. Well actually you know
I'll just leave it at that
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YouTube announced their new YouTube Red programs and, HMMMM, it would seem that there's no youtubers
Oh my god. They should just remove the "You" from YouTube already. A lot of people got really mad about this
The only real youtubers were the slow mo guys we got Kevin Hart Will Smith Demi Lovato
They got their own YouTube Red shows now. If you watch the latest
uhhhhhhh
YouTube rewind you understand that there's such a disconnect between what YouTube wants to be and what YouTube is
YouTube is becoming more like TV. People have really like been complaining at YouTube for years, like [for] over five years people have been saying
*ju5t r3move teh YOU phr0m youtu8e CUz ur n0t r1y YOUtub3 4nymORe*
But it just keeps on going in that direction. It just keeps going and
Simultaneously you now have TV stars and movie stars like big ones like Will Smith wanting to become youtubers; very clearly
Trying to grow an audience here and other TV stars as well. I find that very interesting
I wonder if in the future will people go to Hollywood to try and become youtubers
But it's the the whole shift between two different worlds meeting is really
Interesting in YouTube's defense they did make a lot of shows with creators already. I imagine they weren't that successful
*1 w4s t0ld 7hat 5C4RE PEWD1EPi3 was 1 of their be5t 0n3s.*
*HURR3Y*
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 *meme review*
tfw no meme review
*wheeze*
For me scare PewDiePie was a great idea because it made it a lot of my audience buy YouTube red
and if you buy YouTube red
and then watch my videos I get a better cut instead of just someone that watched an ad or
Has adblock or whatever so for a business model it really makes sentence
It's a honestly a great idea that I'm honestly all for. We all know what happened with scare PewDiePie whoever's fault it was
It doesn't matter. It's besides the point, but I can't hate on them for doing this
I I feel like they they're just trying out something new right now there isn't enough incentive in my opinion to buy YouTube red
It's also not available in a lot of countries at least if they give you some more shows even though
They are just trying to be Netflix in a way at least if they give more incentive it might give more people into the idea
Of getting YouTube Red because it is a good thing, but what do I personally think as Gloria Borger?
I'm not supposed to give my personal thoughts
But me personally it would be great if you could just for a very lower price say $2.99
You can sponsor a specific channel
And then you won't get ads on that channel and maybe some other fun stuff as well
It would be great if I could have that sponsor part, and that would just be so great
Which brings me to the final topic which we'll discuss a little further some Twitter weasel posted yesterday
Imagine having a contract set with Disney Netflix and YouTube that assured you vast wealth
international recognition for playing video games for 10 minutes a day and the only
Condition was you not say the N word
this is based off an article from The Daily Dot PewDiePie blasts YouTube's ad
Revenues says he's just a hat salesman now so the article that this tweet is based off
It isn't even true as well anyone that watched that video
my last
Pew News knows this I see this often on Twitter people sort of twist the facts of what's actually reality to get more retweets
essentially and more retweets means it's true, right
*W0w th1s h4s 8000 r3tWEEts th!s MU5T 8E C0rrekT*
This tweet insinuates that
Everything I got was for free
it was given to me by
Companies like Netflix and Disney it all insinuates that I all I do is just play games for ten minutes
and that's it and finally it insinuates that I
Lost all of this because I said the N word I broke the rules I was being racist it also paints this sort of convenient
picture that AH~
He is making millions, and he should be so thankful to be in this position that he got for free
But he's a racist and I'm not racist why am I not making millions?
EURRRGGHHH
I think that's why this tweet got so popular because it's a it's a narrative that makes them feel good about themselves
Despite being true or not. I mean I never worked with Netflix
I I never done anything with them
Disney did
Absolutely nothing to help me get and grow to where I was it was all me as much as you don't like to admit that
And I don't even play games anymore, and I'm sorry to say I'm doing just fine anyway normally
I don't reply to Twitter posts like this it happens quite frequently. I'm used to it
I don't care, but I thought since they were spreading misinformation
I should at least defend myself, so I replied pretty much with what I just said and I got blocked immediately
Which summarized social politics on Twitter so perfectly I'm gonna block you so whatever idea. I have to you I can keep maintaining
There's no room for conversation or anything like that
I need to maintain my skewed world of reality so I can feel better about myself
The only thing that was true about this tweet was that yes. I did in fact say the N word on
On the live stream, and I'm not gonna pretend like that was fine. It was stupid. It was irresponsible and
I'm trying to move past it. I'm trying to I don't know be better, but this whole militant approach to...
Just don't be racist why is everyone racist also you're a racist how come everyone is racist
But me you're a racist if we look at the article that this
This whole idea came from it was from the Daily Dot
Pewdiepie blast YouTube's ad revenues says he's just a hat salesman the first line of this article says YouTube's most popular vlogger
Says he's not making enough money on the platform. This is just straight out a
Lie this is not you know
I never said this it insinuates that I'm complaining that I'm not making enough money
Which of course makes me look in a bad light everyone knows
I wouldn't make a lot of money if I start complaining
Oh, I'm gonna making enough money of course that makes me look stupid, and I didn't even say this so already, right off the bat
You're slandering and spreading misinformation, and if you read further down
It said said a sarcastic PewDiePie, okay, so now you can say that it's sarcasm how convenient it
Also mentions Paul says in the vlog in reference to Paul with thick
sarcasm
What a great article Josh Katzowitz. Josh, let me just tell you with the thick sarcasm
This was a fantastic article you should be a writer. I don't care if people hate me
I know I don't I don't have this whole thing
I have to be friends with everyone at least hate me for the right reason don't skew facts and come up with different
Things just to make if you make yourself feel better about how bad I am. I am bad, I'm not good, I'm not perfect I
Never pretended to be it's silly to me to see how grossly
Exaggerated this whole thing always becomes because it gets more clicks
It gets more retweets doesn't matter if it's true or not last, but not least ad revenue is bad
It's inefficient its unstable and unsecured model of revenue most youtubers
Don't sustain themselves purely from ad revenue and most people wouldn't be able to do YouTube just from ad revenue
It's just not enough
Income unless you're uploading very frequently that doesn't mean I still don't make any money off youtube
MrBeast even sent himself ad revenue really does suck I make more off a single brand deal than my whole monthly check
My point is that it's inefficient. I'm not saying Oh boohoo. I'm not making enough
I'm just saying it's not a it's not a great source of revenue
Thanks to everyone that did support the merch we almost sold twenty thousand which is insane. I'm super proud of it
I wanted to do something that wasn't so obviously just PewDiePie and something that I would actually wear myself
And I'm so glad a lot of people
Enjoy that idea as well because I had really fun designing this even though. It's very simple
I look forward to do more stuff like this in the future
A.S.S. is out on Nintendo switch, it's a real game a lot of people don't seem to understand. It's an actual game
You could check it out make your own levels
I'm going to be playing your levels very soon in the video so make sure you check it out link in the description
I'm Gloria Borger
signing off
did i do this again
*The same intro because why not?*
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