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which you haven't watched yet.

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I ever make about that

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♪ leave your entries in the ♪

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Oh, sorry, did I forget ever tell about my merch?

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That's right

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If you want to check out the hottest merch in the game

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go to represent.com/pewdiepie right now and check it out

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keep the intro

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♪ in the sub reddit bros ♪

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♪ and i'll wa-♪

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OH SORRY

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did I forget to mention A.S.S. is coming out on every single console ever in May.

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please do check that out

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Sorry guys.

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You can actually play the intro now

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OH SORRY

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I was getting lonely 💔

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where did you go? 💔

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the intro is so long 💔

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There's not enough me in LWIAY 💔

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just- you know what 💔

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just roll the intro... I don't care anymore 💔😭

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just LWIAY

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I am wearing silly glasses.

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Let's review LWIAY memes from last week

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I've been sneaking some and

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giggling to myself softly

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that's about as funny as you guys get just so you know

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we're on the same level (laughs)

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We attract each other- there's a balance there, okay?

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We have the same humor

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and we're a group of intellectuals

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There's nothing more to it

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Now, let's review the memes

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I've never been judged by your skin colour

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Just was.

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Take back everything

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I just said

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Earth angel.

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PewDiePie is Johnny D's earth angel

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wait what?

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hello everyone, im back

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uh, it's Johnny D's wife, Hellen

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A pleasant good evening to all of his supporters and followers

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I am here for two reasons

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one of that is to extend our sincere gratitude to PewDiePie

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For all the help that he has extended to us

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he was like a...

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guardian angel to Johnny D...

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Man, I- I can't take this stuff

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I really really appreciate this the positive sentiments.

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I didn't do anything okay

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if anything

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I'm the one that got Johnny D in trouble in the first place

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You guys were the ones that helped Johnny D

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I just delivered the message

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honestly, like I genuinely mean that

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I feel uncomfortable getting this sort of praise when I-

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I haven't earned it

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Does anyone still remember Doki-Doki?

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Honestly it translates so much better with doki-doki than stupid

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whatever the show is called

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Pewdiepie Neon Art

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WHOAA

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Did not expect that

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goddamn that sexy

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I like all the fan art that people have been working on for a long time

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they're just all outdated now because I shaved

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That's very cool, though. Thank you very much.

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HaroldRevery

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Now back to the garbage memes

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Easiest way to suicide

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Great..

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Oh, it's Google vs. Bing?

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(laughs)

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What is Bing say?

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Oh, no

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99% really?

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Oh, that's brilliant

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Well Done, Bing

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Well, it seems like I'm gonna have to switch to Bing from now on

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Alpha slav kid

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I've seen this one

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That's how you know you're alpha

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if you're walking like- (laughs)

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PUBG sucks

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Fortnight too

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Aw, they're best friends

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How wholesome

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When does the Battle Royale meme gonna die?

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Honestly... like it's fun for a while.

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Pewdiepie: what's the best thing in the world?
Boi: me
Pewdiepie: omg u so mean i haet you!

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*pewdiepie commits suicide*
*boi visits Pewdiepie's grave*

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Boi: MEƎM review

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THIS IS SO SEHH

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Can we post another outdated meme?

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That's right. I already reviewed it.

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There's no reason to keep it going

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The Adventures of Pew Pew

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Aww

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I'm not actually wearing the hat to promo my new merch (SURE)

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represent.com/pewdiepie check it out. 
(plese buy my merch)

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It's just because

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I don't wanna show my hair..

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aw, I miss edgar so much

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This will be the LWIAY I'm doing in Japan, by the way

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Top 10 anime betrayals of all time

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(laughs)

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Yeah, it went south real fast, honestly

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all great memes must die

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all great memes must come to an end

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I'm not one of you guys that just linger with old memes

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"Oh why does he not say barrels anymore?"

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"I miss when he said the barrel jokes"

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Okay

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I realized when things have to stop.

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I'm not the one keep posting about the chair meme.

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Can you do this?

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Can you do that?

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Super cringe to me right now, okay?

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Don't even bother with chair memes cuz I'm way past them by now, okay

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I bet you still like chair means, don't you?

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Wait what?

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It's worldwide shipping, what are you talking about?

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Look, Ships Worldwide.

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Are we lying about that?

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Oh..

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Oh shit..

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Oh

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(laughs)

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OPPSIEE

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(LAUGHS)

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I'll talk to represent see when I do

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jesus

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My god. I love all these water-cooled CPUs.

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Yeah, isn't it great?

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Where is the Pewdiepie family? I miss them :(

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That was a weird era of Pewdiepie

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I don't know-

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I don't know if we need to bring that back, to be honest.

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I think the-the white walls really speaks for itself.

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I don't need some flashy imagery and a bunch of distracting things in the background

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to hide the fact that I'm-

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I'm really not that entertaining.

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i got the editors for that

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(smiles)

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Pewds Сука Блять notice me

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ourcallboy- very cool, too bad it's outdated now

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Honestly though, very dope.

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I- I really appreciate all the fanart

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thank you very much

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This took me a lot of time

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yeah, it sure looks like it..

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That's funny, that's exactly what happens every time

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Okay

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Can we make ?

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Yeah, we can make that joke

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No we can't

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Brad 2 will put it in-

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against my will

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that is so funny, you guys, honestly

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this is- this is the top of stuff

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I- I've been- we've been doing how many episodes?

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20? 30?

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and finally we have some really good memes here as you post it as

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two thousand nine hundred of you upvoted so funnily

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hey..

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Good- you know what,

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good for you guys

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honestly

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that is so great seri--

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I'm so proud I am so

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Proud right now.

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This is a father moment that I can cherish

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That's right, I didn't even have to shave I just go back in time

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That's one of my many many super special abilities.

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The thief is back!

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HE'S NOW STOLEN PEWDS' FOREHEAD!

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I didn't want to talk about this, but it is true

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Jack's film has stolen my forehead

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One of many things he will steal

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How far will this man go?

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At what point am I supposed to stop joking about this and be serious?

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I'm sick of it. I'm sick and tired of it

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oh

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my

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gAh

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How about a nice cup of Pew News, anyone?

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please brad one and brad two

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please don't cut this out this is gold

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who knows?

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only Brad one and Brad two can tell

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I'm merely just a messenge r

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It's so annoying how its shaped

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anytime I clap I'm like, now I gotta say it,

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meme review

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don't boost Brad's ego even further

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Please, we don't need that

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Proof of great handshaking skills

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wait what

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I remember that

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He wouldn't he went in for a handshake, and I had to adjust myself, and why are you filming me?

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Make me angry

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We're gonna analyze every single moment of this okay, all right slow-mo way

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Huh is he not going in for a handshake here, huh you see the angle?

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It's like down. Not up. Huh look at that. He's trying to mess with me son of a garbage

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Huh look at that. He changes I go in for the handshake as well. I'm like okay. All right. We're doing this

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he

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changes

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He changes, but I'm like not fam nah. I got you

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Wait what oh my god, it's super detail let me zoom out a little bit they're disrespecting women I

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See it I take off my headphones

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Stop a respect wow man

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What what are you gonna? Do I have this he is right. I don't have a gun

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Jesus Christ that is terrifying

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Looks like a blood-borne character or something

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It's terrifying

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some Uzumaki sketch or something

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rpgomes very nice a-very nice

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Jack got married time to copy him pewds

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Nice try Marzia

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oh that's good

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what? Next (clap)

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Hello, it's me from the future

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ah, the video just stopped working

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I don't know what happened so I figured

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Something happened in the meanwhile

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You may have heard about it

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That's right

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Me and Marzia got engaged

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Finally

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(laughs)

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What took you so long, felix?

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So I thought

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why don't I just finish this video off by reacting to your reaction to the engagement

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South Korea and North Korea finally got together

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They saw my proposal and they-

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they were just so moved by it

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She said she'll think about it

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aww

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What a beautiful moment.

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She said yes.

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Spoilers. She said yes.

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Felix proposing to Marzia, leaked footage

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I really wanted to do something cute like maybe, have maya involved

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maybe like I could hide the ring in a little backpack or something like that but um,

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Maya is there- the dogs-- the pugs are in UK

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We're still in Japan

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This is by the end of our trip

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So I wanted to do it at the end of the trip cause it's been such an amazing trip

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When Marzia says she's not gonna marry a bearded guy cause he looked like a terrorist

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Hmmm

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Come on,

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if you're gonna propose, you got to look your best

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Which is why I got the Zuck haircut, of course.

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I planned this for a long time

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There you go, everybody.

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I don't know- this probably changed the whole mood of the video.

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I don't know, but um, I'm just-

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So lucky

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I'm so happy

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Like I said, this has been the best trip of my life.

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I'm so thankful for everything

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and especially right now..

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I don't mean to get all mopey

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I'm just very happy.

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That's it for this video.

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Don't forget to buy a merch

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eight days left guys

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Can we smash it good-

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Goodbye

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(smiles)

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boi