WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sk 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.520 *čierna obrazovka* 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:01.860 *rozbíjajúce sa sklo* 00:00:01.860 --> 00:00:04.020 *cool muzika* 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:05.320 Nejakí hejteri vravia 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:07.800 *cool muzika pokračuje* 00:00:07.980 --> 00:00:09.280 že som zlý hráč. 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:10.520 *hlasnejšia muzika* 00:00:10.740 --> 00:00:11.880 A na to ja hovorím: 00:00:11.900 --> 00:00:13.720 *cool muzika* 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:16.760 "Ja som najlepší hráč na tejto planéte." 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:20.380 V žiadnej hre som ani raz nezomrel. 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:21.620 PADNUTÝ! 00:00:21.620 --> 00:00:23.000 JA SOM SATAN. 00:00:23.680 --> 00:00:25.620 SOM ODTERAZ TVOJÍM BOHOM. 00:00:26.180 --> 00:00:28.360 Som - toto všetko práve prebieha v livestreame. 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:31.540 Volám vás ... moji bros. 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:33.620 Nájdite ma na mape. 00:00:34.140 --> 00:00:35.180 Zabite sa. 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:36.300 Pre mňa. 00:00:36.500 --> 00:00:39.260 A tak zväčšíte môj peni.. - teda - môjho hada. 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:44.860 *hrá dobyvateľská hudba značiac, že Pewds nad touto hrou zvíťazí* 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:46.980 Ani raz nezomriem. 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.960 Dobre bratia, nájdite svojho senpai a zabite sa už konečne. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:50.800 Bože 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:51.580 Óóó! 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:53.980 Si sa ojebal, ty chudák! 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:56.280 Myslel si si, že môžeš senpai-a zabiť? 00:00:57.160 --> 00:00:58.040 SENPAI NIKDY NEZOMIERA. 00:00:58.660 --> 00:01:01.280 Ľudia zo všetkých miest na Zemi sa zišli 00:01:01.760 --> 00:01:03.180 aby ma mohli vidieť hrať toto naživo. 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:04.600 Chceš sa biť? 00:01:05.160 --> 00:01:06.820 Hen ako ma ten nadržaný bastard chce. 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.560 Onii-chan potrebuje nejakú skurvenú podporu. 00:01:10.180 --> 00:01:11.620 TY SKURVISYN! 00:01:11.880 --> 00:01:13.800 SI SI MYSLEL, ŽE SO MNOU VYJEBEŠ! 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.140 NULA SMRTÍ! 00:01:15.540 --> 00:01:17.460 Ja som ten najrýchlejší had vo vesmíre. 00:01:17.860 --> 00:01:18.480 "Poods, zjedz ma!" 00:01:18.860 --> 00:01:19.360 Poď sem! 00:01:19.360 --> 00:01:19.880 Správne! 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:20.540 Správne! (2x) 00:01:20.900 --> 00:01:21.620 SPRÁVNE! (3x) 00:01:21.780 --> 00:01:22.280 Brách- 00:01:22.500 --> 00:01:23.320 Všimol som si ťa! 00:01:23.720 --> 00:01:24.980 SENPAI SI ŤA VŠIMOL! 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:27.040 Áno, bratia! Funguje to! 00:01:28.020 --> 00:01:29.860 ÁÁNOOO! 00:01:30.140 --> 00:01:31.900 *spievajúc* Teraz ťa potrebujém... 00:01:32.460 --> 00:01:36.520 Ty berieeš tú nájväčšiú čásť zo mňá... 00:01:36.960 --> 00:01:38.660 Úuúúúuuu! >~< 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:40.720 Vyfájčím ti háda... 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:43.560 Celého hada ti vyfájčím... 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:45.220 MOJE DRAHÉ DETI, 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:47.600 VŠETKY VÁS ZJEM! 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:48.740 Nula smrtí! 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:49.780 "Pre poodsa" 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:52.260 Správne. Ale musíš vyrásť. 00:01:52.260 --> 00:01:54.560 Z-zatiaľ je z teba len mikropenis. 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.040 Do riti - vy za mnou všetci lozíte, čo? 00:01:57.520 --> 00:01:59.220 Začín - "Je to len žart, kámo." 00:01:59.660 --> 00:02:00.220 *chichot* 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:02.620 Boha, toto začína byť vážne. 00:02:03.320 --> 00:02:03.820 VIAC! 00:02:04.540 --> 00:02:05.420 VIAC!!! (2x) 00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:07.300 VIAC!!!!!!! (3x) 00:02:07.800 --> 00:02:08.760 VIÁÁÁC!!!!!!!! (4x) 00:02:09.540 --> 00:02:10.280 ÁNO! 00:02:11.180 --> 00:02:11.680 ÚÚÚCH... 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:13.100 CHUTÍ 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:14.320 DÓBRE 00:02:15.260 --> 00:02:16.180 Áno... 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:17.580 Óóó... 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:19.300 Viac... 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:21.080 Viac sil- 00:02:22.640 --> 00:02:27.000 * hrá: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) od MCR* 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:32.180 *pomalé piano* 00:02:32.180 --> 00:02:36.900 *pridali sa husle* 00:02:36.900 --> 00:02:42.140 *viac deptajúceho piana* 00:02:42.140 --> 00:02:46.860 *le husle* 00:02:46.980 --> 00:02:56.220 *ešte piano* 00:02:56.740 --> 00:02:58.100 To čo bolo, do piče? 00:02:58.200 --> 00:03:05.520 *le piano* 00:03:06.900 --> 00:03:08.500 Zdá sa ti, že toto je nejaká hra? 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:09.840 *le smrknutie* 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:17.960 *viac smutnej muziky* 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:21.020 NULA SMRTÍ. 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:22.680 NIKTO NEOJEBE PEWDIEPIE-A. 00:03:22.980 --> 00:03:23.480 Hej, Nick. 00:03:23.780 --> 00:03:25.340 Prečo nevyfajčíš môj Nick (dick)? 00:03:25.760 --> 00:03:26.260 Ty kurva. 00:03:26.480 --> 00:03:26.980 Pojeb sa, Nick. 00:03:27.580 --> 00:03:32.140 *vracia sa smutná muzika* 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:33.480 To sa nepočíta. 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:34.660 NULA. 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:35.360 SMRTÍ. 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:36.300 Ako sa darí? 00:03:36.340 --> 00:03:37.780 Ako sa ti darí, ayy lamo? 00:03:38.040 --> 00:03:38.540 Ayy lamo. 00:03:38.820 --> 00:03:39.320 Ayy lamo. (2x) 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:40.560 Vyfajči môj lamo. 00:03:40.700 --> 00:03:41.200 Ty kurva. 00:03:41.540 --> 00:03:42.160 ÓÓÓ! 00:03:42.500 --> 00:03:43.560 Som ťa práve dojebal. 00:03:44.040 --> 00:03:44.720 Ó môj bože. 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:45.320 *hrá zvučka zo Sonica* 00:03:45.320 --> 00:03:47.080 Ó môj bože, tu je skurvená zlatá baňa. 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:47.920 Ó MÔJ BOŽE. 00:03:48.320 --> 00:03:51.200 JA SOM TEN KURVA NAJVÄČŠÍ HAD V CELEJ POJEBANEJ GALAXII. 00:03:51.200 --> 00:03:53.200 *ešte trošku Sonica* 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:54.800 Tak to má byť. 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.820 *nadáva po švédsky* 00:03:58.820 --> 00:04:00.460 00:04:00.460 --> 00:04:00.960 Áno. 00:04:01.380 --> 00:04:01.880 Áno. (2x) 00:04:02.260 --> 00:04:02.760 Áno. (3x) 00:04:03.180 --> 00:04:04.220 Moje drahé dieťa. 00:04:04.780 --> 00:04:05.280 ÁNO. 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:06.760 MOJE DRAHÉ DIEŤA. 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:07.260 *pusinky* 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:08.560 PEWDS ÁNO. 00:04:08.980 --> 00:04:09.480 *ďaľšie pusinky* 00:04:09.480 --> 00:04:10.200 Ďakujem. 00:04:10.480 --> 00:04:11.720 Počuj, musíš zomrieť. 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:14.120 Vy všetci musíte zomrieť. 00:04:14.700 --> 00:04:15.440 Je vám to jasné? 00:04:15.700 --> 00:04:18.740 "Pewdiepie povedz: hagelslag" 00:04:18.880 --> 00:04:19.840 HAGELSLAG. 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:21.140 HAGELSLAG! (2x) 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:22.120 Helvete! 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:23.040 Jävla! 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:23.700 Fitta! 00:04:24.520 --> 00:04:27.140 *Pewds brutálne kope do pískajúcej hračky* 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:29.040 Čo to do piči bolo?! 00:04:29.100 --> 00:04:29.740 Správne. 00:04:29.740 --> 00:04:30.280 Správne. (2x) 00:04:30.280 --> 00:04:30.860 Správne. (3x) 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:31.440 Správne. (4x) 00:04:31.820 --> 00:04:32.320 Fabulózne. 00:04:32.320 --> 00:04:32.980 Fabulózne. (2x) 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:33.500 Fabulózne. (3x) 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:34.000 Fa- 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:34.580 "Pewdiepie" 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.800 Pewdiepie, nasleduj ma, Pewdiepie! 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:37.080 Poď sem, Pewdiepie. 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:38.300 Poď ku mne, Pewdiepie. 00:04:38.780 --> 00:04:39.280 Milujem ťa. 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:40.580 ÁNO. MILUJEM ŤA. 00:04:40.860 --> 00:04:41.740 MILUJEM ŤÁÁ. 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:42.960 MÁME TO! 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:44.480 MÁME TO!!! 00:04:44.860 --> 00:04:46.140 Ó- ó jävlar. 00:04:46.140 --> 00:04:47.500 Piče, je to tu tesné. 00:04:47.500 --> 00:04:48.480 Je to kurva tesné. 00:04:49.400 --> 00:04:50.920 *začína zvučka z Ghostbusters* 00:04:51.140 --> 00:04:52.920 My nie sme nejaký kurva obyčajný kanál. 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:54.260 Čo si povie: "Hehe..." 00:04:54.620 --> 00:04:56.980 "No, pár krát som zomrel, ale nič moc sa nestalo." 00:04:56.980 --> 00:04:57.600 Takí nech sa pojebú. 00:04:58.060 --> 00:04:59.980 Dobre. Nám ide o prvé miesto. 00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:05.980 *hrá zvučka z Ghostbusters* 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:07.380 VYHÚL MI KOKOTA! 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:12.960 *Ghostbusters* 00:05:16.340 --> 00:05:18.500 Čo to bolo do piči? To musel byť iba lag. 00:05:18.500 --> 00:05:20.500 *GHOSTBUSTERS* 00:05:21.880 --> 00:05:22.520 Ale, do piče. 00:05:22.520 --> 00:05:26.620 *GHOSTBUSTERS* 00:05:28.940 --> 00:05:31.580 *GHOSTBUSTERS* 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:40.940 *Ghostbusters hrá Pewdimu v izbe* 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:50.160 ČO TO KURVA BOLO? 00:05:50.580 --> 00:05:52.180 ANI SA TO DO PIČE NEOTOČILO! 00:05:52.540 --> 00:05:53.880 NENÁVIDÍM TÚTO HRU! 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:55.280 KAŽDÉHO NEZNÁŠAM. 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:56.980 DO PIČE S TEBOU. 00:05:56.980 --> 00:05:58.040 A DO PIČE SO MNOU. 00:05:58.360 --> 00:05:58.860 DO. 00:05:59.160 --> 00:05:59.660 PIČE. 00:06:00.340 --> 00:06:01.540 SO VŠETKÝM. 00:06:01.540 --> 00:06:03.540 (O slovenský preklad sa pokúsila Cindy.)