*nokia ringtone*
Hello?
Hi Felix!
This is Ethan from PR.
Oh, it's PR!
Unfortunately, due to some recent events...
there's been a full-on media shitstorm.
There's been a media shitstorm?
Uh...
people are calling you a Nazi.
People are calling me a Nazi?
Yeah, I'm afraid so
And it's not just because you look like
precisely what Hitler wanted
How can I make this situation better?!
I'll do anything!
There's only one thing you can do at this point
You... have to go back in time and
Kill Hitler!
I will kill...
Hitler...
THE NEW ASSIGNMENT-
HEY!
He's hold-he's holding his hand!
NO!!!
Alright
Here we go!
Kept you waiting huh?
huh...
Let the f- let the
Führer hunt
BEGIN
I can smell him already
All the bad Nazi jokes
*sniffs*
I can- I can smell the out of context
Here we go
Our first Nazi
Scumbag
Let's shoot him in the nuts
Nein!
Dammit!
Intestine- goddamnit, well that
That Nazi's not gonna shit for a while
Look at that just Nazis
Oh no we can't-!
We can't show that! That's offensive
OH
OH part 3
OH ;)
oh...
Is that r-
OHH
*shooting noise* Let's give him a new butthole
AAAOH
*laughing*
He even has the same haircut I used to have what the fuck
Nazi haircut euh
C'mon
Here we go X3
Here- here you go
Oh- *gun blasts* Oh!
EUUUHH
No more Nazi babies for you buddy
*nokia rings again*
What?!
Hi Felix this is Ethan from PR
Um, can you keep shooting the Nazis in the balls?
Keep shooting the Nazis in the balls?
You are erasing all of the modern day Nazis from the timeline :0
KEEP IT UP
THAT'S HELPING?!
Good work
GOT IT
(Ethan): Kept you waiting, huh?
OH MY GO-O-O-D
Eye shot??!!
Hello!
EEYYYY
*badass rock music*
OOH MY GOD
*rip headphone users*
*claps* Nazi balls!
Wow! What an amazing AI
fuck you
Ey- hey- don't shoot me
DON"T shoot me please
*pipe clangs* *clapping for A+ AI*
Best ga-*laughing*
OOOOH
I never get tired of that
I gotta do this
Not just for myself...
But for Jacksepticeyeee
I will find Hitler...
and I will...
KILL HIM
Then there will be no question
It will legitimize all my humor
it will give me a free pass
Oh you made a Nazi joke?
Yeah, but I killed Hitler
so it's ok
*GASP* There's Hilter!
AH
SHIT
AH
*Bidoom*
Don't panic
THERE HE IS
THERE HE IS !!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S FÜHRER!!!
*comedic music*
*sirens blaring, people moaning, fantasy movie music in the distance*
*all becomes quiet omo :0*
*Felix screms in delight*
*laughing*
And that's-
Why Hitler never had any babies
oh no...
I'm fading out!
This wasn't supposed to happen this way!
AINSLEY DO SOMETHING
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
NOO
IT WAS A PLAN ALL ALONG
*screaming*
*dun dun duuun*
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED???
OMG :0000