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*Music plays*

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(Marzia):Look at the snail... he's so cute

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it is so cute.. oh my god

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(Marzia): Oh and when you move in here all of the butterflies come out

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(Pewds): uhm..  (Marzia): it's so cute

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No no no Marzia hates butterflies, what

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(Marzia): I hate butterfly!!

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(Marzia): This mother duck and her ducklings...they are so cute

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(Marzia): Bro, come and see (Pewds): I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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Yeah, those are adorable

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Oh my god, that's so cute

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(Marzia): How do I get the... (Pewds): Hey watch out!

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(Pewds): He peed on you! (Marzia): What is happening?

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OOOOHHHH

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(Marzia): Kill him!

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(Marzia): Oh

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I'll poop here

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(Marzia): How do you lure him?

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I don't know, we have to figure that out you fucking idiot

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*fart sound*

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(Marzia): OH MY GOD! Did you just say that for real on camera?

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(Pewds): Yes (Marzia): Is there a frog? Do I like frogs?

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Yeah you do

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(Marzia): Oh my god this frog is so cute!

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Okay let's catch some butterflies

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You hate butterflies right?

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(Marzia): I hate them so let's catch them...(Pewds): I know don't worry (Marzia):...and then we'll eradicate them from the planet

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Got one!

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You caught a ladybug!

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(Marzia): Do I like ladybugs?

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Yeah...no

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(Marzia): No?

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No

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(Marzia): EWW!

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Okay good

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Finally you are doing something useful

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(Marzia) :You are not funny...this is  (Pewds): I'm sorry this was a joke for the thing okay?

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(Marzia): You're nasty (Pewds): I'm sorry, I'm... (Marzia): You're a bad boyfriend

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I am bad boyfriend...I'm sorry

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You're a shitty girlfriend

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(Marzia): You will never see these nips again

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No, I don't...stop showing your nips please

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Okay?

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Thank you

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What are you doin?

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What are you doin right now?

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(Marzia): Do you love me?

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I of...

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What are you doing?

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(Marzia): I can show you my butt

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*Pewds laughs*

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(Marzia): Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance wiggle wiggle (Pewds): DAMN!! (Marzia): Dance, wiggle wiggle

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Oh my god you did so well Marzia

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(Marzia): Thanks I really tried hard

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Aww

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Uh, um, thank you so much for playing with me today

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(Marzia): I play with you every day

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Uh huh

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(Marzia): And I play with you every night

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How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss?

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*kissing that sounds too wet and aggressive*

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(Felix coming up for air) da fuck?

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*choking sound*

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*Felix laughs*

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Okay...yeah

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(Marzia): Yeah

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*vomit sounds*

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*montage music*