What happened yesterday
-what happened yesterday
was one of the most foul
-disgusting
-uncalled for
experience
that I ever had the displeasure-
-of
-of taking part of
No one
NO ONE
-should have to go through what we all went through yesterday.
-night.
"Witnessing one of the craziest moments in YouTube history ever."
"Now what is this YouTube glitch that you're wondering?"
"Well we discovered on stream and its really simple but it's also absolutely crazy
when you unsubscribe to a channel, it counts as two people and two people are unsubscribed."
"So, what you can actually do is you can subscribe and unsubscribe to a channel over and over and over again
and what happens is that channel will repeatedly lose more and more subscribers."
"Quickly."
"And I'm talking about thousands and thousands per second."
"I can't believe it. I'm in absolute shock."
*sad dramatic music*
*sigh*
It is with great sorrow that I have to report that last night, me, and many of my fellow YouTube comrades
were under attack
by a-
"GLITCH"
THEY CALL IT A GLITCH
I SAY- IT'S AN ATTACK!!!
to wipe us all out D:
I was losing millions of subscribers
everyone was losing their subscribers
*BAM headphones*
Let's look at YouTube's response
"What's up with that?"
"We've heard these reports, and we take those feedbacks so seriously."
*FUCK FUCK FUCK*
*WE DIE*
*FUCK FUCK FUCK*
(They said)
*FUCK*
*WE DIE*
*FUCK FUCK FUCK*
*WE DIE*
"WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANY UNDERLYING GLITCH"
*THE FACE OF A MONSTER*
*WTF YA SAYIN GURL*
*RIP headphone users.*
*dubstep*
"what the fucky he's losing 8 thousand subscribers every minute!"
IT HAS BECOME CLEAR
THAT OUR ENEMY (*cough*youtube*cough* )
HAS LIED TO US
ABUSED US
FAR TOO MANY TIMES NOW
Yesterday, I lost over a million
and who knows, what's waiting for me
tomorrow???
Am I just supposed to sit here
and say "that's okay"???
I THINK NOT!!!
IT IS TIME
THAT WE FIGHT BACK
IT IS TIME THAT WE PUT OUR FOOT DOWN
AND SAY
NEeeeiIN
no
I'm calling out YouTube right now
I know you're listening, Youtube
I'm calling you out
#PEWDIEPIEYOUTUBEFIGHT
@ vidcon 2017
I CHALLENGE YOU
FOR A WRESTLE, YOUTUBE
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
NO MORE LIES
NO MORE SUB GLITCHES
JUST YOU AND ME
ONE ON ONE
WE WILL DIP OURSELVES IN TANNING OIL (wait what?)
AND WE WILL FIGHT
ON THE STAG- MAIN STAGE OF VIDCON
WHERE EVERYONE IS WATCHING (poods u sure u want that?)
IF I LOSE
I WILL DELETE MY CHANNEL (oh no not again)
ONCE AND FOR ALL
NO JOKES
BUT IF I WIN
I get to keep your site
I become the new ruler
of your website.
You have 24 hours
*THUD*
to respond.
*nokia ringtone*
WHAT
I got all my subscribers back?
and more than I had before?
*slams phone*
YouTube is my favourite website on the whole planet :DDDDD
it is flawless and has no glitches in it whatsoever
I love YouTube
and I plan to keep making YouTube videos for a very long time (yay)
check out more of my YouTube videos on my own YouTube channel
Thank you guys for watching, and as always
remember to leave a like :D (SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON BRUH)
*smooch*
and stay awesome bros
(video probably sponsored by YouTube)